i am the liquor
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i am the liquor
goo goo ga choo
boipucci
>>689499917
its all I have so its all I can really drink
>>689500047
hot
>>689499874
Never drew cheetah before, now know why, takes long time to get those face lines
>>689500291
Ew, buy something gooder.
ALRIGHT FUCBOIS GATHER AROUND
[[[100% FREE LEGIT OC DRAWINGS]]]
you fukin heard me right bois
*done hastily as fuck and probably not good
>>689500362
what a cutey!
>>689500497
>>689500640
im only 20 ;~;
>>689500640
I like rum
>>689500571
make sergal flying through muffin filled sky
LOL
Hes only 20
>>689500707
get people to buy you rum
>>689500805
me too. what do you prefer when it comes to rum?
kiss urself nibi u fag
one day you will be old, and wretched, and detestable
>>689500881
psh right?! what a little bb scrub
>>689500911
I like krakken
>>689500936
I cant
>>689501087
I am already wretched, so I wont really care much about the other two.
>>689501102
Yes, look at him and LAUF
>>689501244
yeah i like it too.sailor jerry is my preferred.
>>689501404
i will JAJAJAJJAJA at him
>>689501087
I already am 2 out of 3
>>689501244
well thats boring then
buy me beer
I'm tiger has vacated the premises
>>689502400
wut
but where has I'm tiger gone
Damn it now that my PS3 is dead I want to play it.
>>689502480
The man I tried to pimp you out to isn't here
>>689502580
Who knows? Want to buy wem's butthole for 0 euros?
>>689501435
Its okay
>>689501537
haha!!
>>689501650
no
>>689500831
I gotta go for a bit, keep the bread alive
>>689502701
:C when does the replacement come?
>>689502820
m-maybe he doesnt want it :c
>>689503204
this is amazing
>>689503230
The new PSU comes by Saturday I guess.
If that's even the issue.
>>689503181
hmph
baka nibi
>>689502938
Sold to the man with the sunglasses
>>689503230
Nonsense everyone wants it
>>689503419
what's the re-gift value on this
>>689503327
thats such a long wait
>>689503419
r-really?
>>689503496
You can do anything you want with it
>>689503522
No, but that's advertisement. You gotta make it sound like everyone wants it
>>689503896
ohhhhh!*winks
>>689503896
i want to free the genie from his butthol- bottle
uuuuuhhhh...
...huh...
>>689503998
Yes?
>>689503522
I can wait, I just want the damn thing in working order.
>>689503998
shhh
>>689504101
how sure are you that this will fix it?
>>689503971
>>689503972
Dear god I've become snarf
>>689504679
not nearly
>>689504203
like 60%
I haven't done anything to really warrant a CPU or GPU failure. Most likely the supply just blew up on standby power.
I am the F.E.V.
>>689504679
youre on your way
>>689504845
i sure hope it wrks
good night
>>689505192
Love you sweetie, good night my child.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llyiQ4I-mcQ
>>689503294
HARK, I return from the dining halls
>>689505103
I don't want to be snarf.
>>689505321
good night
>>689505600
mew!
>>689505614
b-but why not?
>>689505723
It's a dark path. Of pimping and collecting butts
>>689505939
collecting the butt is a glorious thing though
>>689506140
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4HmlBRWRjQ
>>689506332
the master has come
>>689506522
decent pic / 10
>>689506703
thanks dad
>>689506854
yw son
post butt
Please dump happy little Sergals
Gotta go boys, stay furry
>>689506955
I would, but I know not of Sergal other than him flying amongst muffins
>>689506140
>>689506332
The path of Snarf is one of darkness
ammm post cute things
>>689507679
Quick qt3 post before I sleep
Pipin' hot Sergal comin in
>>689507849
>>689506915
kkk
>>689506955
kkk
>>689507469
byebye
>>689507666
>666
its path to enlightenment
>>689507986
Satan trips confirm it to be the work of evil
>>689508244
noooooooooooo es good number
>>689507666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBvbNs7WSII
This is Par
Thank you Sergals <3
I might actually be able to sleep now
>>689508355
He wants me to be a twink. Enough said
>>689508442
That was certainly disturbing
pc wont stay connected online. im just going to go. peace.
>>689508885
Embrace it.
>>689509272
What's new with you?
>>689509698
Got back into Wildstar, and have to set up a job interview tomorrow.
How're you?
>>689510956
Honestly wish I didn't get up today. PS3 died and the day was just generally shit.
>>689509272
I don't want to embrace it
>>689511055
That sucks.
>>689511079
Yes you do. Its beautiful.
>>689502400
That's not me.
>>689502480
He's a lier.
>>689502580
He stopped working and went home and moved some more shit to he's new home.
>>689502820
I'm right here Frank!
>>689503230
I do, I'm just busy.
>>689511055
how was spending time with the bf
>>689511339
I forgot a word there, I meant to say I'm sure tiger has left but I didn't catch it
>>689511382
Was fine.
Spent 3 days together.
Going to be heading down to him on the 1st here.
Why does anal always sound great right up to the moment I actually put something in my butt
>>689511692
I had a long day at work posting on threads like these, now I want to relax and post in threads like these.
>>689511734
Hey Luc, League missing you already?
>>689511852
Yeah he is.
>>689511774
cus ur str8
>>689511774
Because you fucking spasm and clench down. You gotta push it out to get it in.
>>689511928
Aww Pokémon love.
>>689511973
Yep.
>>689512061
What pokemon results from a coupling of your respective Pokemon's?
>>689511967
What a way to find out
>>689512181
Nothing because gay
>>689512283
No don't shut down the conversion like that. What if one on your was a woman, and birthed a Pokemon. What would it be?
>>689511324
No, I don't believe it
>>689512181
Trinity finished building, it's even squishier than nyx
>>689512283
>>689512535
>pretend your anus has a womb
>>689512592
Press 4. And you good .
>>689512627
I bet WEM could do that easy.
>>689512739
sup
>>689512871
Don't have access to 4 yet, fresh off the press
>>689512937
nothing as of now. how about you?
>>689512535
I don't know
Waillord
>>689512994
Not much going on for me
>>689512937
Man I so don't want to unpack tonight. Come here and help me Frank.
>>689513023
Wow I bet you love to see League birth that. You horn dog.
>>689513139
surely you've been up to something since the last time we talked
>>689513218
No thanks.
>>689513218
There's a certain ocean stopping that from happening
>>689513226
I'm in Denver, I decided to go slow as fuck and take the scenic route instead of power through and do a 2 day drive
>>689513409
so how long until you get there?
>>689513280
Your right. He would birth a Wailmer.
Fix your PS3 yet?
>>689513409
League's baby could swim you over there he Luc got him more preggers.
>>689513593
Nope. I ordered the PSU.
I really hope that's what is wrong.
and this is weird about the ass baby stuff.
>>689513460
Already here, just saying that I took my time getting here. Made more stops than I needed to
>>689513593
That'll take a few months to gestate
what the fuck happened to these threads? where did everyone go?
>>689513778
oh right, so what's the plan now? I don't remember much from whenever it was we talked about this
>>689513773
>>689513778
Nah your just think how sexy League would look preggers with a Wailmer baby.
He be like a balloon.
>>689513785
>>689513888
I'm here Riley ?
>>689513888
I'm staying with my dad right now at this moment. I've looked at some apartments, shit's gotten more expensive. I start my job as a government drone this time with the department of Veteran's Affairs after the 4th of july
>>689514198
>anon
and that's not what I meant, threads at this time were usually quite but never this quiet
>>689514198
This sounds wrong. Oh so wrong
>>689514290
so you've just got a few weeks of nothing?
>>689514349
>>689514281
Come on I'm trying to get Luc a new fetish.
>>689514316
Hmm I swear you be Riley... ah well.
Break time is over time to pack shit away.
>>689514316
Gifs are cheating
>>689514377
Basically. My dad also works at the VA, I could just live with him for now just to save money and carpool
>>689514563
I'll just stick to bare back and cream pies.
>>689514563
I am, but you don't have a name on
>>689514590
fine, I won't post gifs anymore
well that'd be a good idea, at least as a short term solution
>>689514563
Let's leave pregnancy to women
>>689514786
Please post more gifs
Gonna get a bike in the mean time. Everything's pretty close so there's no need to drive everywhere
>>689514656
I know, on mobile PC but setup as of yet. I still want to post tigers though.
>>689514654
Make sure you towel him afterwards
>>689515116
what?
>>689515086
I will, but obviously not now
not a bad idea, much cheaper and easier than a car
>>689515116
can't you get NS for your phone?
>>689515200
You know towel him with your tounge after cream pies.
>>689515086
Fine bitchs can have babies.
>>689515381
I did have in on my tablet with Firefox, but it's buggy as hell
>>689515495
Ah.
That's not my fetish.
>>689515495
really? i have it on my phone and it runs flawless
Goodnight, bitches.
>>689515745
How did you get it on your phone? It didn't update for me.
>>689515546
You should towel him after getting him so messy.
>>689515745
Yeah it just scrolls sorry slow and the typing gets slower and slower.
>>689515789
Night
>>689515856
Naw he sucks my cock after.
>>689515789
good night homo
>>689515790
I don't know it auto updates for me
>>689515856
I think that's just FF on mobile
>>689515915
He polishes you afterwards and you don't towel him? Luc, come on buddy fair is fair.
>>689516027
NS works on chrome mobile?
>>689515381
It's gonna suck in winter though. Actually this first winter back is just gonna suck
>>689515495
Yes, let's keep it that way until artificial womb technology is perfected
>>689516234
Hey, it's what he wants.
>>689516234
only works on FF
>>689516281
because it's going to be colder than you're used to
>>689516353
Weird. I use to have it but it never updated for me.
I AM THE TABLE
>>689516353
I know, 50f is cold to me now. That used to be tshirt and shorts weather for me a few years ago
>>689516398
I don't know, I've never seen it for chrome
>>689516503
but that is cold
>>689516673
I was referring to the fire fox version
>>689516710
oh, well I have no idea, can't you force update it?
>>689516673
I used to have retarded levels of cold tolerance.
I remember the first time it went below 50f for me in Texas and I came to formation with my summer pt uniform on. Damn near everyone in the company was thinking I was insane.
I had to go back and put on my winter pt uniform so we'd all be in uniform though.
>>689517095
that is terrifying, the temp is about that now and I'm freezing
>>689517191
The frightening part is that compared to my friends that played hockey and my dad, I had bitch levels of tolerance back then
>>689517383
well, those people are clearly mutants
>>689517495
My dad is a result of Army cold weather training during the Cold War. I'm pretty sure my hockey bros are mutants though.
>>689517728
definitely mutants
This tigers out for the night.
>>689517990
catcha later
>>689517830
It's possible the sport of hockey just mutates people into weird ice men, like Canadians
>>689517990
Good night man
>>689518129
that makes sense, but still, something needs to be done about the ice people
>>689518201
Perhaps it's the icemen who are in the right.
>>689518337
definitely not, they must be dealt with
>>689518552
I feel that the ice people are actually correct and it's all the others who are wrong
>>689518731
doesn't matter what you think, global warming will take care of them sooner or later
>>689518835
If you're on the side of global warming, aren't you the bad guy?
>>689519003
I'm not
>>689519058
But you're against ice people. Which include Canadians, Northern and Mountain Americans, Icelanders and the Danish. How can you be against the Danish and Canadians?
