Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
>>689498703
>says their grammar is bad for using the wrong too/to
>uses your in the place of you're
This is why nobody likes you.
>>689499112
I have a cockatiel. Oh, nice.
>>689499144
That was two sentences.
>being so newfaggy that you have to try this hard to slip in faggot in every post
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Katoura claimed.
Yo
claimed.
>>689499070
pic related.
>>689499491
Get some rest already.
>>689498681
(fish)
sounds very unhealthy
>>689498958
(89 cent megumeme)
its a very competitive market
>>689499443
(syndra)
not even just one time?
>>689499429
>mrw no pictures of black penis to shop onto this
>>689499112
Got my wisdom teeth out 6 months ago it's not horrible unless you're a dumbass like me. My mouth was still super numb for over 3 hours. I didn't know what I was doing but I apparently chewed of a bunch of my lower inner lip giving me a canker sore about the size of a US quarter
>Mfw
Miho claimed
>>689499443
Nigga i got up at midnight
>>689499429
>smug
>>689499561
>implying i wasn't being ironic
FIG FAG FAGGOT FAG FAGGOTY FIG FAG
>getting trolled this hard
Continuing subpar existence affirmation
still here
and
>>689499087
thank you
when I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her.
By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.
When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.
I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actally hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.
It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over face and chest.
Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick and tossed it to her.
I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of highschool kids did it.
When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.
...god I’m fucked up.
>>689499429
I can still add you on skype though
>>689499561
Different people in my family have had them and they love them. Im more of a ferret guy but they are really chill usually.
>>689499730
Oh gotcha. Do they give you painkillers?
Im pretty sure everyone messes with there mouth when its dumb like that, but thats still pretty painful sounding.
>>689499561
>implying your waifu isn't from Jitsu wa Watashi wa
>>689499805
Lets be subpar together
goodnight friends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee33FsDANk0
>>689499921
I posted this you faggot
>Mi Liu
>>689499644
What's my competition?
>>689499730
Rin a cute
>>689499972
fiish bye
>>689499953
Yay...
>>689499244
I'm alive and ok
>>689499972
Sleep well
>>689499830
Sure thing , I have to go now.
Hey guys
>>689499972
CP :(
>>689499921
recently? or did you actually do it O.O
>>689499925
They don't give pain killer after the procedure. Didn't feel much pain from where my teeth used to be it was just ackward(dissolvable stitches feel wierd).
Sup everyone. Im watching Akame Ga Kill and That FUCKING DOG keeps eating everyone i like. Feels bad bros. Hows everyone doing.Oh and im about to watch the conjuring 2
>>689500140
bye
>>689499561
>don't forget how i purposely spelled grammar wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOx0eKhD9f0
>>689500034
i don't know, i don't go to the discount isle much :^)
>>689499805
>rattle rattle
>>689499921
nice meme
>>689500253
THICK
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>>689500193
meant to reply to
>>689500020
>>689500233
>being this early in the story
Everyone except Akame and Najenda dies
Hey guys.
>>689499429
>smugging it up
>>689499644
No.
>>689499730
Money pleases old men for Tohsaka Rin
>>689499752
Than stay up till 9pm
>>689499805
Dont.
>>689499112
Random stuff. Can't remember who exactly but anything that was on the R&B stations. I bet it is. Kek, never noticed that.
>>689499244
Those battles are gonna be so goddamn intense man.
The princess shall remain happy. I'll see to that.
>Best idol claimed
>>689500372
Recently you cuckmaster
>Mi Liu
>>689500324
Oh...
>Goodnight /waifu/ too tired to stay up tonight
>>689500440
>>689499761
>hhaha guys, i was only PRETENDING to be retarded!
>>689500430
Why you gotta be a dick. I kinda figured that was gonna happen its all good cuz akame is my girl najenda sucks tho.
i seriously hate most of you
>mfw I am exactly like my brother who had his girl friend leave him and then got robbed by his best friend shortly after, so he started drinking and going to night clubs and ended up getting addicted to drugs and then got my sister roped into it, and now we lost custody of our nephew and niece and my family is falling apart and becoming poor from spending so much on them because they wont work
HAHAHAHA YOU JUST CAN NOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP!!!!
>>689500556
well I was napping :p
message me on facebook or something whenever you plan to post a meme so we do not post the same one, ok? :o
>>689500817
I genuinely hate copypastas
>>689500500
>Rattle
>>689500500
Interesting post number.
I'll consider it.
>>689500500
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>689500440
Yo
>>689501125
Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing 4chan. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the 4chan type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demographic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military discipline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a "secret network of spies across the USA". Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody, make it more believable than "IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR". You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo
Jean Kirschtein as my husbando
>>689500231
I figured it would hurt after. One is pressing so much if i move a certain way it bleeds. It hurts like hell right now so i assumed it would just keep hurting until its fully healed. I never even knew dissolvable stitches were a thing
>>689500527
I should try more stations, that might make it easier. I usually just use youtube and go from related to related
>>689501136
you cant hide from yordle
>>689500759
Btw your waifu a cute. Where is she from?
>>689500500
fine
>>689500690
goodnight 89 cent megumeme
>>689501112
can i pet the cat?
>>689500817
meanie
>>689501308
Holy fucking shit I got out memed
>>689500814
Wave goes rogue and helps Tatsumi fight thr Shikuotazer
Ravac gets killed fighting this guy who teleports him to the ens of the universe
>>689500693
Stay away I have light prisms and shit on me.
>>689501620
Yes.
>>689500253
>>689499925
Guessing you know my username?
>>689499972
Night
>>689500112
Hurrah!
>>689500527
It's the stealth that's the funnest
>saved
>>689501852
>>689501545
Bitch please
>>689501596
Lol, do you tilt your head when it comes to chewing?
My husbando is Scooty. The great corgi pup, and best 3d husbando of all time
>>689502493
that was actually hand
>>689502493
>just look at the smug!
>>689502493
hoyl shit
>>689502548
You have a point, hand is probably unbeatable
>he really wants to be the best though, look at that pout :(
>>689501596
Hardly ever use stations nowadays. Although if I hear a catchy song I'll remember the lyrics or something. Same with the YouTube search.
>>689502037
>Stealth
>Battlefield
Crawling to the enemy trenches is gonna be fun. Love collecting dog tags.
>Saved
For future use huh? Kek, the princess already knows though.
>>689501596
Yeah they way they work is over time they'll decay and fall out of the gums so don't be surprised when you shut out strings. Course this happens as the wound is basically healed
Claiming
>>689499244
I haven't noticed, actually. I don't really read anything except for my replies. I don't mind cursing at all. I couldn't imagine going through life without at least one strawberry macaroon. Prim and proper? If I'm coming off as hoity-toity I apologize. I don't like to sound like some connoisseur. Adorable? How exactly did you come to that conclusion? Or is this more teasing?
>>689499429
That is a lot of rules.
>>689502795
What's with that look? Do you not accept my support?
Not dead yet
>>689502037
xXShinoabro69Xx? Idk what it actually is though
>>689502455
Not really tilting, but its just as awkward as you think it is.
>>689502775
That sounds really spooky
>>689503079
Now I'm more confused.
>>689500759
>implying you pretended to be retarded
>>689502972
Watching this as we speak. You beat me to it. Guess Ill take Taiga
>>689503305
What's going on Mug.
>>689501870
thanks
>pet
>>689503305
I can relate. Last year had it done two by two laterally. One had to be cracked in two and had to remove a bit of my jaw. I tasted mercury for weeks
>>689503305
I'll be honest I freaked out when it first happened then I realized what it was. I'm sure you'll be fine
>>689502774
Battlefield 1 is so hype I'm probably going to be a pilot for most of my multiplayer matches
>>689503301
Die already
>>689502869
He even laughs at my bad jokes :)
I got a hug from Galks, now I can head off to bed. I wish you all of you cuties and beauties warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu! Add me on steam if it pleases you: http://steamcommunity.com/id/IPlayTooMuchGMod/
>>689503918
Night.
>>689503785
I have a doggo of my waifu.
>>689503521
>>689504051
Awww I bet they would get along too :)
>>689502774
I CAN TRY!!
But if it were to come from shipmaster?~
>>689502972
Oh
Lol nope never had one and no I like it like that. It makes you sound you
Becuase you had to look up a word then had a good laugh
>maybe~
Yes it is but eh
>>689503305
Wew Kek no
I'm going through some serious shit, /waifu/.
And uh, for reasons unknown I'm going to be staying anonymous in this post.
That being said, I'm sure some of you will recognize me based on speech patterns alone.
Like I said earlier, I've been having a sort of hard time, lately.
Things are falling into place left and right, but I'm having some serious issues.
I feel like the world's moving and I can't catch up.
Eventually, it might just go to fast and I'll be left in the dust.
And given my current situation, that seems very likely.
Though some really good things have happened to me recently, some really bad things have happened too, and I think I'm going to have to change a bit to adapt.
I guess this is just an awfully long-winded way of saying I'm leaving for a bit, if not, forever.
You were always really good to talk to, /waifu/.
Stay chill.
>>689504185
shinoa almost as small as a book :^)
>>689504066
>rattle rattle
>>689503515
What up DMG?
>>689503643
That sounds horrible. Was the tooth too big? Why did you taste mercury?
>>689503703
Trist is spooking me and you are telling me i will be fine. Im still at a healthy middle in this. Ill take it. I have to get all mine out, so how long will that take?
>>689504185
Stop teasing me and give me them details you smug machine
>>689504408
Recovery isn't that long as far as I remember it only took a week. During that time soft foods are your best friend
>>689504352
I'm going through some serious shit, /waifu/.
And uh, for reasons unknown I'm going to be staying anonymous in this post.
That being said, I'm sure some of you will recognize me based on speech patterns alone.
Like I said earlier, I've been having a sort of hard time, lately.
Things are falling into place left and right, but I'm having some serious issues.
I feel like the world's moving and I can't catch up.
Eventually, it might just go to fast and I'll be left in the dust.
And given my current situation, that seems very likely.
Though some really good things have happened to me recently, some really bad things have happened too, and I think I'm going to have to change a bit to adapt.
I guess this is just an awfully long-winded way of saying I'm leaving for a bit, if not, forever.
You were always really good to talk to, /waifu/.
Stay chill.
>>689504352
is this a new meme
>>689504827
Is it from Jitsu wa Watashi wa?
>>689504408
Been playing yugioh with my new deck after they removed my favorite antidote nurse of course. I have other favorite cards though no biggy just lost a waifu due to eagerness.
>>689504873
>>689504392
>
>>689504408
Got a telegram?
>>689503482
I'm glad to hear that you're watching Eureka Seven. I haven't any idea of who Taiga is, though.
>>689504185
It makes me happy to know that I have my own speech mannerism. "Swole" isn't something I hear everyday!
These threads are so very fast, for 3 AM.
>>689504873
Is she from Jitsu wa Watashi wa
>>689504718
I'm going through some serious shit, /waifu/.
And uh, for reasons unknown I'm going to be staying anonymous in this post.
That being said, I'm sure some of you will recognize me based on speech patterns alone.
Like I said earlier, I've been having a sort of hard time, lately.
Things are falling into place left and right, but I'm having some serious issues.
I feel like the world's moving and I can't catch up.
Eventually, it might just go to fast and I'll be left in the dust.
And given my current situation, that seems very likely.
Though some really good things have happened to me recently, some really bad things have happened too, and I think I'm going to have to change a bit to adapt.
I guess this is just an awfully long-winded way of saying I'm leaving for a bit, if not, forever.
You were always really good to talk to, /waifu/.
Stay chill.
I'm going through some serious shit, /waifu/.
And uh, for reasons unknown I'm going to be staying anonymous in this post.
That being said, I'm sure some of you will recognize me based on speech patterns alone.
Like I said earlier, I've been having a sort of hard time, lately.
Things are falling into place left and right, but I'm having some serious issues.
I feel like the world's moving and I can't catch up.
Eventually, it might just go to fast and I'll be left in the dust.
And given my current situation, that seems very likely.
Though some really good things have happened to me recently, some really bad things have happened too, and I think I'm going to have to change a bit to adapt.
I guess this is just an awfully long-winded way of saying I'm leaving for a bit, if not, forever.
You were always really good to talk to, /waifu/.
Stay chill.
Herro errybady. What's up?
I'm going through some serious shit, /waifu/.
And uh, for reasons unknown I'm going to be staying anonymous in this post.
That being said, I'm sure some of you will recognize me based on speech patterns alone.
Like I said earlier, I've been having a sort of hard time, lately.
Things are falling into place left and right, but I'm having some serious issues.
I feel like the world's moving and I can't catch up.
Eventually, it might just go to fast and I'll be left in the dust.
And given my current situation, that seems very likely.
Though some really good things have happened to me recently, some really bad things have happened too, and I think I'm going to have to change a bit to adapt.
I guess this is just an awfully long-winded way of saying I'm leaving for a bit, if not, forever.
You were always really good to talk to, /waifu/.
Stay chill.
/waifu/ never ceases to disappoint me.
I'm going through some serious shit, /waifu/.
And uh, for reasons unknown I'm going to be staying anonymous in this post.
That being said, I'm sure some of you will recognize me based on speech patterns alone.
Like I said earlier, I've been having a sort of hard time, lately.
Things are falling into place left and right, but I'm having some serious issues.
I feel like the world's moving and I can't catch up.
Eventually, it might just go to fast and I'll be left in the dust.
And given my current situation, that seems very likely.
Though some really good things have happened to me recently, some really bad things have happened too, and I think I'm going to have to change a bit to adapt.
I guess this is just an awfully long-winded way of saying I'm leaving for a bit, if not, forever.
You were always really good to talk to, /waifu/.
Stay chill
>>689504610
I thought you couldnt eat anything but soft to begin with
>>689504873
With a physical deck somewhere or on a yu gi oh game?
>>689505093
downloading it now
>>689505532
I'm going through some serious shit, /waifu/.
And uh, for reasons unknown I'm going to be staying anonymous in this post.
That being said, I'm sure some of you will recognize me based on speech patterns alone.
Like I said earlier, I've been having a sort of hard time, lately.
Things are falling into place left and right, but I'm having some serious issues.
I feel like the world's moving and I can't catch up.
Eventually, it might just go to fast and I'll be left in the dust.
And given my current situation, that seems very likely.
Though some really good things have happened to me recently, some really bad things have happened too, and I think I'm going to have to change a bit to adapt.
I guess this is just an awfully long-winded way of saying I'm leaving for a bit, if not, forever.
You were always really good to talk to, /waifu/.
Stay chill
>>689505097
Hurrah! Really?
Gotta remeber time zones and the our euro bros too
.
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>689505642
I'm going through some serious shit, /waifu/.
And uh, for reasons unknown I'm going to be staying anonymous in this post.
That being said, I'm sure some of you will recognize me based on speech patterns alone.
Like I said earlier, I've been having a sort of hard time, lately.
Things are falling into place left and right, but I'm having some serious issues.
I feel like the world's moving and I can't catch up.
Eventually, it might just go to fast and I'll be left in the dust.
And given my current situation, that seems very likely.
Though some really good things have happened to me recently, some really bad things have happened too, and I think I'm going to have to change a bit to adapt.
I guess this is just an awfully long-winded way of saying I'm leaving for a bit, if not, forever.
You were always really good to talk to, /waifu/.
Stay chill.
>>689505661
sleep tight kyle
Can we not?
>>689505661
Goodnight vertically-challenged Smug.
hi waifu faggots
>>689505661
Night smug
>>689505719
kys
>>689505719
I'm going through some serious shit, /waifu/.
And uh, for reasons unknown I'm going to be staying anonymous in this post.
That being said, I'm sure some of you will recognize me based on speech patterns alone.
Like I said earlier, I've been having a sort of hard time, lately.
Things are falling into place left and right, but I'm having some serious issues.
I feel like the world's moving and I can't catch up.
Eventually, it might just go to fast and I'll be left in the dust.
And given my current situation, that seems very likely.
Though some really good things have happened to me recently, some really bad things have happened too, and I think I'm going to have to change a bit to adapt.
I guess this is just an awfully long-winded way of saying I'm leaving for a bit, if not, forever.
You were always really good to talk to, /waifu/.
Stay pasta
>>689505625
Didn't gave to. Im sorry but it's shinoa. Pic is the famous smug we all know
Night now
>>689505661
Night shorty
>>689503703
I'm interested in how they're going to do the flying. No flares or anything, just straight dogfights.
>>689504185
But can you succeed :^)
I'm not sure how to answer that one. Damn, you actually got me this time.
>>689504352
If this is who I actually think it is then take care man.
>>689505661
Sleet tight Smug Wing.
>>689505895
That's why it's so interesting straight dog fights with no lock on missiles or countereasures just two pilots and skill
>Tohsaka
>>689505119
No but it seams like a cool anime. I just started watching Kabaneri of the Iron Fortress. think I'll change my waifu soon.
>>689505093
What was your?
>>689505661
Aw, I'm sad to see you go, but I guess we all need sleep now and again. Have a good night.
>>689505661
Night Smug
Yeah it's that time /waifu. Getting late for me. Night you guys
>>689506172
I'll take that as a yes
Why did you pick a Jitsu wa Watashi wa waifu?
>>689505270
Fuck you guys
Didn't even reply to my leaving message
This is why i'm leaving
Im out as well, night everyone
This whole thread is a goddamn mess.
>Shiragami Youko claimed
>If one of you fuckers says some shit about 'is she from Jitsu wa"
>I swear to god I'll call you a loser
>>689507378
Hello winner.
>>689507447
Hey hey hey, Galko. How's it going?
>>689507378
is she a winner?
>>689507378
Finally an actual Jitsu wa Watashi wa waifu
>is she from Jitsu wa Watashi wa
Niggers stay off me waifu, smok u rite in de gabba, swer on me mum.
>>689507621
I'm alright. Kind of tired but I'll only get like an hour of sleep if I go now.
This thread is a god damn mess...
>>689507911
Tripfag
Lyanna claimed
>>689507626
>Is she a winner?
Does the pope shit in the woods?
>>689507684
Loooooooooooooooooooser.
But yes, hi, hello.
>>689507890
Agh, that's the worst.
Getting an hour is arguably worse than getting none at all, if you ask me.
>Goddamned if I wouldn't do it anyway, though
>I fucking love sleep
>>689508041
>'tripfag'
>pic related
>>689508041
And?
>>689508166
Le monke
>>689508147
I might as well go, I have work in a few hours.
This thread is a goddamn mess
>>689508412
Yes it is.
>>689507875
>>689508364
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like? You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that?
>>689508394
Goodnight, mate.
>>689508412
>So are Mugi's eyebrows, but-
>>689508147
>>689507875
Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima ****e fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.
>>689508147
i don't know maybe?
This thread is a right proper mess
>>689508394
Night Galko.
>>689508728
what the globbernaughts did you just cricket paddle about me
>>689508821
>Not knowing the answer to 'does the pope shit in the woods?'
>Spoiler alert: it's 'yes'.
Uhg... God dammit. I'm half tempted to just spam out the image limit and hope the next one is better.
claimed
>>689509124
Spoiler alert: you're waifu a shit
Uhg... God dammit. I'm half tempted to just spam out the image limit and hope the next one is better.