>no, you can't fuck the skeleton
>no, you can't fuck the robot
>no, you can't fuck the goat
>no, you can't fuck the fish

>>689495608
A guy steals your sister and a boat helps you defeat him

777

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>hero in training
>always look up to my hero whos my great gandpa but I dont know it
>ceremony gets fucked up
> I got on a quest to kill the evil queen
>run into a passed out chick in the woods
>everything wants to eat my life force
>eventually meet queen, crazy shit happens
end up marrying queen and having 2 kids

>family dies
>you're a ghost
>you're not a ghost
>not danny phantom
>stab people
>stab a few more people
>fuck old blind lady's daughter
>shitty boss battle
>open world

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>>689495855

Undertale

>Top down shooter
>So many guns
>Both shields and armor

>>689497355
Correct! You get one point.
>the plot is pretty simple!
>you see, the guy and his two friends want to explore other worlds, but his friend turns to the dark side (1/2038)

>Giant space ship
>Named after a god
>No sign of who made ship
>Better nuke it

Based on books

>crowbar
>crabs

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>>689495855
>>689497355
>>689498585
huge fags

>>689498777
half life

>Hover cars
>Crime ridden city
>Not Detroit
>Fucking insane people everywhere

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>>689498929

Not Fandom Trash, I just really liked the game and story ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>689498585
kingdom hearts?

>future
>zombies
>in spaaace

>Comet hits
>Virus
>People hear a god
>Be merc
>Join resistance

>>689499142
you want to fuck the characters so obviously you are fandom trash

>>689499287
S.P.A.Z or Dead space

>>689499287
Dead Space

Carnival based rail shooter

>>689499403
correct on dead space

>virtual board games

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>>689499395

I don't want to fuck them, fur fags might want to, but I don't.

>>689498929
I thought the music was good, man...
>>689499159
Correct! You also get a point!
>Remember when this game was the pinnacle of scary?
>how you had to walk around, looking for pages
>how at the end, the monster got you anyway
>how all the big YouTubers played it

>Puzzles and chewing gum

>>689499582
duke nukem

>>689499574
Skinny dude

>>689499574
slender

>>689499664
Nope, another hint

Red Gnomes

>the ass dies
>"the game"

You wont make it ever

>>689499746
>Red Gnomes
keemstar?

>>689499549
Ok your right. Sorry for being a douche-fag.

>go around with two old guys in a wagon solving peoples problems and shit

>find some bitchass niggas along the way

>fight some fat guy in the clouds at the end

>oh yeah you're cursed somehow

>Be vampire
>Don't open it

>get killed by others players and lose all your shit: the game

>>689499965
Well i can't fault your logic

>>689500015
Rust

>>689500015
Day Z?

>>689499711
>>689499676
Both of you get a point!
>BEN YOU MOTHERFUCKER
>NICK, WHAT THE FUCK
>LILLY I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD
>SARAH. DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE
>>689500015
DayZ

>>689499549
just so you know
>>689499549
isnt me, you're still a fag

>mail man
>Las Vegas

>>689500117
until dawn? i dont remember the names :/

>>689500168
Dead rising 2

>>689500156
So, you are telling him that you are not him?

wacky dog vs big head

>Be egg
>Save eggs

>>689500168

Fallout New Vegas

>>689500222
Nope

>>689500101
>>689500114
>>689500117
you're all right but i was going for rust, the more superb game you plebs

>blocks
>spergy 12 year olds play this

>>689500294
Correct

>>689500218
Nope! Try again!
>>689500325
Roblox/Minecraft

>w+m1
>hats
>empty wallets

>wake up
>answer phone
>kill everyone
>repeat

>>689500423
Tf2

> its the best game of the year
> rare to find cars
> guns are useless

>>689495608
cave story

>soldiers
>music box
>freaky ass hospital
>freaky ass girl
>freaky ass girl gets freaky

>>689500494
winrar

>>689500117
Idk... telltale the walking dead?

>>689496014
wind waker

>>689500423
Counter Fortress 2

>Be bartender in Dystopian future
>Better kill several people to save humanity

It's a point and click

>>689500565
Fear?

>>689500457
Горячая линия Майами.

>>689500457
Hotline Miami

>Kill someone against your will.
>Cops, guilt and superpowers.
>You die.
>You comeback to life but not really.
>DBZ and ninjas.
>You save the autistic kid, and therefore, the world.
>The end.

And yes, this game is fucking crazy.

>>689500591
Correct!

>>689500710
winrar

>>689500402
both correct

>mom tries to kill you
>hide in basement
>unexplained horrors

>be midget man
>take drugs to grow
>smash happy mushroom and turtle things
>at the end you find the girl you want to rape

>>689499515
Checkers for windows 95

>>689500811
God of war.

>guy is a peanut
>discovers that he was adopted
>basket he was delivered in many years ago came with a map
>follows the map into a forest, desert, the Arctic, and a city
>meets some weird friends along the way
>stops evil King shroom's plan to resurrect a demon to suck the earth into an interdimensional black hole

>>689500928
binding of issac

>>689499515
Mario party

>Be giant boulder
>Roll down hill
>Crush man

>>689500928
Binding of Issac
>>689500935
Super Mario Bros.

>>689500672

Fear 2 but i'll give it to you!

Next one:

>THE APOCALYPSE HAS BEGUN
>DA COMRADE
>SIR YES SIR
>WHATS OVER HERE???
>PICK A SPOT
>NOW YOU SEE ME SOON YOU WONT

>>689500928
Binding of issac.

>be zombie
>cant die yet die over and over
>have to kill other powerful zombies to cure zombification

>>689501126
>Super Mario Bros.
winrar

>>689501034
>>689500953
no, more hints
>kinda new game, not very popular
>physics

>>689501169
Dying light?

Weaboos with a tablet

>>689501169
Neverdead

>>689501249
Tabletop simulator

>>689501249
Tabletop sim

>>689501271
>>689501311
No and no, good guesses tho i was pretty vague

>Be zombie
>Go to find true love
>Make everyone else like you

>split between your different families
>Main character doesn't wanna fight but fights anyways
>mysterious girl waifu
>also there are other waifus

>>689501008
correct
here's a tough one

>uncontrollable heroes
>fantasy

>>689501275
fnaf?

>>689498585
my favorite god damn game.
kingdom hearts
left the bit out where you carry a friend inside of you the whole time

>>689495608
Cave story

>like tf2 but better

>humans find some stuff on a planet
>said stuff jump starts them
>war and shit happens with aliens
>sent on mission by dick faces to catch a dick face
>works for much bigger and badder dick face
>can have sex with an alien

>>689501562
overwatch

>>689501479
Pico date sim

>>689501562
overwatch

>>689501000
Absolutely fucking not, but considering how retarded this game gets, i don't blame you for thinking it was about a bald guy killing gods.

>>689501466
i saw her standing there?

>>689501568
destiny??

>>689501623
>>689501604
yer fuckn right

>>689501360
correct

>real life

>>689501568
mass effect

>Redhead and Jester
>Comet flys over
>Better go touch it

>>689501532
Correct!
>ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND

>>689500014
bloodline

>>689501787
going outside

>peanut discovers he was adopted after hearing voices in his dream
>basket he was delivered in came with a map
>the evil king shroom tries to take the map using frogs, birds, and some weird block thing
>map leads the peanut into the forest, desert, mountains plains, villages, and a huge city
>peanut alongside his friends have to stop King Shroom's plan to resurrect a soul sucking demon to destroy the earth by an inter dimensional black hole

>>689495608
>wake up in a cell
>so basically oblivion but 10/10 grahics
>you can type stuff to npcs
>every single npc is trying to rip you off
>you can make endless stairs
>ENDLESS STAIRS
I used to be the richest player of that game

>>689501817
Correct

>>689501887
no

>life: the game

>spin2win

>>689502087
league of legends

>Earth is kill
>Human bodies are in "storage"
>use artificial bodies while others are in storage
>crash land on huge world
>fight against alien assholes that destroyed Earth as well as native creatures
>mechs are involved
>there is a genius loli

>>689501562
TF classic.

>>689501615
nope

heres an easy one
>RUSH B
>CYKA BLYAT
> NEED ALL THE EXPENSIVE THINGYS

>wake up
>beat some skinny ass bitches
>stick sword in ground
>beat bigger bitches
>get a qt3.14 gf
>gotta kill her
>fucking beat yourself from another era

>>689501169
It was Dark Souls guys~

>deliver mail
>get shot in the fucking head
>initially want revenge, but end up fucking up the entirety of las vegas through a drug fuelled rampage

>everybody is retarded and you have to tell them what to do constantly
>you can impregnate literally everyone via aliens
>babies have no legs
>pools are deathtraps
>you can fuck death itself

>>689502235
cuntstrike

>>689502235
csgo

>>689502269
New vegas

>>689502319
the sims

>>689502269
gave it away at las vegas
fallout nv

>Banjo-Kazooie, but with apes instead of jigsaw pieces, and being able to use two control sticks

>>689502243
Scott pilgrim

>>689502269
fallout new vegas

>>689502319
The sims

>be amphibious
>be conscripted to conflict

>>689502338
winrar
>>689502337
winrar?

>>689501865
Yessir

>get thrown in jail
>bust out by fighting monster in the ass
>GIANT FUCKING BIRD
>ring bells
>gods n shit
>kill lightning santa claus
>save world

>>689502140

no

>wake up
>get milk
>get paycheck
>get fired
>cash in paycheck
Repeat for 7 days

>>689502424
Donkey kong 64

>>689502269
You underestimate us.
This is ridiculously easy

>>689502484
skyrim??

>>689495608
>>>/v/

>get device to punch holes through walls
>walk through holes
>lurk underground lab
>almost destroy everything

>>689501169
Dark Souls 2

>>689502539
postal 2

>>689502484
Darksouls 1

>>689502567
Nope!

>>689502450
FightingFrogs

>>689502600
Portal

>>689502600
portal 1/2?

>Kill Russians and monsters with your handheld time machine.

>>689502674
Yup

>>689502624
Correct

>crash on planet
>fucking sentient plants with peanut heads
>they do things

>decide to buy a plot of land
>Place is trashed
>rebuild it into a garden while some asshole proclaims he is the best gardener

>wake up
>shitty radio
>walk through fucked up door
>kill robo-god

>>689502450
battletoads
or TMNT

>>689501912
The hell kind of game you playn'?

Be plumber
Run around killing innocent walking mushrooms and reptiles trying to get the pussy
Fail several times, go to wrong locations
Finally get the pussy
Mfw little bro tagged along and now he wants some pussy from my pussy's friend

>why did i put you in that square
>why did i not do the math correctly
>why wont you level up faster
>permadeth

>be at work
>do same thing over and over again

>>689502785
viva pinata

>>689496629
Mgq

>>689496629
Idk but i kinda want to play this game now.

>>689502866
super mario bros

also learn to meme arrows and mfw

>>689502866
Really?
Come on now
You can do better than straight up describing Mario with some cussing

>>689502918
stanley parable

>>689502866
Wario land 3

>>689496629
monstergirl quest

>>689502719
>>689502712
bingo

>be self started business
>build some deathtraps
>get money anyway
>Goal is to have the most and biggest deathtraps

will give hints if needed

>A gang kills your blond big tit girlfriend
>You and your bro (if playing 2 player) punch and kick the shit out of guys.
>a random phantom hand goes "ping ping ping" and points you where to go

Can you guess?

>>689502799
portal

>>689503132
super smash bros?

>>689503106
Roller Coaster Tycoon

>Build base for little green men
>Destroy Yellow men and their base

>mom is kill
>dad fucks off
>you go fight communism

>>689503213
>>689503106
lol winrar

>>689503051
yup

>>689503139
didnt realize someone did portal before me but yes

>>689502928
noice
>Ermagawd I did it
>they cant remember either
>time to become overlord in moderately easy steps

>>689498725
Rama?

>walk around
>beat up cops
>magic shenanigans
>get music
>pass out
>go back in time

>Crash land on planet
>need to rebuild ship before life support runs out in a month
>don't have the manpower to do it on a hostile planet
>enslave local flowers to lift heavy things and literally beat to death my enemies

>>689503242
fallout 4?

>be russian
>be in underground all day

>>689503369
pikmin

>>689502812
Was going for /b/attletoads but winrar either way.

>>689497031
the Witcher

>>689503369
Pikmin

>>689503132
Double dragon

>>689503369
pikmin 1. can you be more obvious, broseph?

>>689503132
Street of Rage 2

>>689503375
well, almost. fallout 3

>>689503388
Metro

>you're a worm
>no not the single worm game
>multiple worms

>crash on a different world
>enslave the natives to repair your ship
>later return to take the treasures of the world
>the third game wasn't that good or bad

>vr
>red guys

>>689503399
Correct! Also check on those double doubles

>be fat band singer
>Monster band members
>Blow up California
>Travel across America to save band members
>Play Concert in New York

Worms
>>689503450

>>689495608
>>689495608
It's actually sonic the hedgehog

>>689503443
yes

>>689495608
>Robot niggers taking over
>Russia is are only hope
>Doomfist is fucking dead Africans displaying his shit
>Entire countries are being cucked
>Robo niggers want their rights
>i want to die

>>689502918
real life

>>689503476
superhot

>be poor asf
>big explosion
>lightning and shit now
> fight gangs
>milk franchise

>>689503463
pikmin

>be villager
>Die by mythical creature
>Not really.jpg
>Go on adventure to kill it
>Win, then do more shit
>Be god
>An hero

>lose son
>find son
>kill son
>nuke some doctors

>>689503463
Pikmin

>>689503418
Sorry I was gonna be more subtle but it's just such a funny concept to think of out of context

>Pick a guy
>gotta find some meteor
>polish butterfly bitch
>turns out meteor is a winged faggot traitor
>kill emperor
>big siege
>kill fat spider guy
>slut turns into Satan
>heaven is kill
>kill Satan
>oh no it's not over
>another winged faggot steals Satans ballsack of doom
>kill that motherfucker too
>kill everybody
>you're a demigod or something
>I guess keep killing shit until you have the best pants

Wake up in hotel
Something is not right
End up in prison

>>689503549
right

>>689503476
Anything on the virtuaboy

>>689503550
that shitty game where you have lighting powers and its open world

>>689503494
Brutal legend?

>>689503550
you don't even deserve a (You), you're too fucking infamous

>>689503450
Liero or Earthworm Jim?

>be some guy
>get sent out to save president daughter
>ohhhh shiieeet what's going on here

>>689503586
god of war

>>689503586
Diablo 3

>wake up in old car
>find a gun
>kill some aliens
>get some more armor and weapons and stuff
>kill some gods and robots and shit
>kill other players before they kill you
>go to mercury

>>689503651
It predates that and is a platformer

>edgy entry in the franchise
>finish the quote
"Where's that damn fourth _________?!"

>Get ready for space adventure
>Adventure bad?
>Crash into planet
>Boyfriend gets captured
>Learn new language
>Literally learn new language
>Talk to aliens to free boyfriend

>>689503550

>>689503662
>>689503646
winrars

>>689503715
resident evil 4

>crash in a forest next to a temple
>cultist killing slice-n-dicing ensues
>F1 niggers off ledges
>fucking christ, Rosh is a cunt
>midway through, upgrade your slicer to dual slicers, or a doublesided slicer
>fucking christ, Rosh is a cunt
>resurrected spirit demon boss battle
>the sceptorrrrrr
>fucking Rosh

>massive faggot that speaks in 3rd person gets emo over dead gf
>want to destroy multiverse
>forces ugly turtle monster to marry your waifu
>creates doomsday device
>get sent between dimensions
>got to get hearts or someshit

>>689503575
oh nice, i see what you were going for. i've played it so much though that it's hard to separate the context from it

>>689503801
yes it is, nice

>>689499045
BioShock Infinite?

>>689503498
correct

>Giant space hamburger joint

>>689503855
super paper mario

>everyone in the world is a zombie and worships some fucking fire god
>but youre special
>you can never truly die
>except that makes no sense because the other zombies also keep coming back
>kill them to become stronger
>that is, if you can make it back to some fucking fire everyone adores, and exchange zombie kills for levels
>end up killing big ass demons and stealing their souls
>after killing everyone in the fucking game, open some big gate and kill fire god
>make choice of commiting honorable sudoku by throwing yourself at fire god's fire to keep it burning or leave and everyone forgets about the fire
>???
>continue wondering about game's cryptic story for several playthroughs after

>"Kill" snot

>be a robot
>solve puzzles

>>689503889
Futurama

>fuck bitches
>get money

>>689503338
surprised no one's tried this one so far

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>>689503913

>>689502424
APE ESCAPE

>>689503889
I'm gonna go ahead and claim this summary as a band name

>>689503907
Dark souls 2

>>689503741
Winner

>>689503903
Yup

>>689503939
gta

>>689503132
>>689503203
>>689503416
>>689503428
It was Double Dragon 2 the Revenge. Thanks for playing. Heres one you niggers will never guess.

>You're girlfriends name is LALA.
>GF is kidnapped.
>Must solve puzzles, random ass enemies.
>You can suicide if you fuck up a puzzle too bad.

>>689503886
It was on Dos

>>689503236
army men rts?

>>689503817
Star Wars Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy