>fucking terribly describe games and other anons guess
>CONTINUED
>complete mindfuck
>be a dude in a bunch of different situations
>faceless losers show up trying to kill you out of bumfuck nowhere
>like interactive bullet time
>get to shoot these dudes back really slowly
>cutscenes suggest it's a computer game that everyone's playing
superhot?
>>689491219
Superhot
>edgy
>overhyped
>doesn't work
come on guys its easy Batman is close
>>689491219
>blocks
>machines
>digging
>not minecraft
>space
No clue about OP but
>asshole hat
>small people
>save princess
>>689491642
Space engineers
>cancer producing machine
>ERGH LIQUIIIIIIIIIIDD
>>689491696
Holy shit that was fast
>>689491757
undertale
>>689491757
4chan
>>689491619
Undertale
>>689491764
Metal gear solid 1
>>689491757
The Clinton campaign
>>689491619
arkham asylum
>>689491219
Fallout?
>>689491952
KEK
>>689491940
winwinwin
>>689491219
Superhot
Try this one
>heart of darkness ripoff
>shitty things happen to civilians
>hallucinations
>>689491989
Explain?
>blocks
>laggy kids
>jews
>IP bans
>FUCK it blew up
>circles of hell simulator
>except with a bunch of basements
>abuse issues
>no dad
>>689491978
nope
again HINT HINT
>warner brothers
>>689492248
Minecraft?
>ride bike
>custom maps by 10 year olds
>>689492248
Minecraft?
>>689492248
not mc, worse.
>>689492265
dantes inferno
>>689492065
Different situations= all the different factions you can join
Faceless guys= synths maybe?
Shooting really slowly= VATS
Can't explain the video game everyone is playing but shit what do I know
>>689492416
nop
>>689492415
Starmade?
>>689492415
roblox?
>a lot of hopping but no bunnies
>faggots
>old but good
>>689492509
winner
>wololo
>Parkour
>chased by cops
>>689492542
cs go
>>689491619
>edgy
>overhyped
>doesn't work
come on guys its easy Batman is close
It was mortal Kombat guys.
the hint was warner brothers
>>689492265
Dark souls ?
>small wizard in blue robe
>starry hat gives power
>huge spider boss
>>689491757
>cancer producing machine
The answer was League of legends
>>groovy cows
>>grandmas are always fucking up your day
>>just when you think the day is done a fridge drops on your head
>>save those god damn puppys with marshmallows or i swear to god.
>>play as small life form bumping into bumpering bumpers
>>689492053
spec ops the line
>>689492265
okay let me add one thing
>circles of hell simulator
>except with a bunch of basements
>abuse issues
>no dad
>used to be a Flash game or something similar
>when it was: MY FPS FUCK
>zombies
>sonic, I mean kyle
>hardcore freerun
>>689492265
Binding of Isaac?
>jumpy runny stabby guy
>thought I was Italy now I'm pirate
>>689492865
YES FINALLY
>they crash land on a planet
>there's a whole bunch of aliens
>life is a joke
>>689492647
Anon said old but good. CS:GO is kind of new. CSS?
>>689492849
dying light
>>689492881
AC Black Flag
>writer
>mafia
>detective
>cool music
>everyone dies
>FUCK it didn't work
>FUCK it crashed
>FUCK it blew up
>FUCK I forgot to add ____
>>689492903
Pikman?
>>689492979
Easy win
>>689493022
Total War: Warhammer?
>>689493074
Nah but you're in the right area.
>who the fuck decided to put diseases in a game
>throw molotovs at foliage and animals because fuck the story
>it's raining ak47s
>jewelry in boxes for some reason
>>689493139
Nope
>stealth
>only like 4 takedown animations
>enemies either retarded or omniscient
1st game was goof
2nd was godlike
3rd was good
4th was okay
>sure is nice being a white guy
>oh shit I'm a nigger now
>oh wait I'm back to being a white guy
>fuck now I'm a different white guy
>why can't we get along?
>>689493433
edit good*
>>689493193
far cry 2
>>689493433
saints row except everything besides 2 was fucking TRASH
>>689493193
far cry 2?
>>689493500
Prince of Persia Two Thrones?
>>689493596
nope
>>689492811 correct
hard mode
>don't explode
>flip the room
>>689493701
Not even close
>>689492248
Roblox?
>aliens out the wazoo
>one faggot worshipped by said aliens because he said to them "mi casa su casa" or something
>bunch of angry people allied with some other aliens
>tactical button mashing
>you probably had a friend who memorised all combinations
>only worth playing for the end of a game
>>689493500
gta v?
>I fucking hate these people.
>>689493022
KSP?
>>689494066
haters gonna hatred
>>689493981
Mortal Kombat 4?
>>689494053
Winner
>>689493433
Assassins Creed?
>>689494249
Generally Mortal Kombat, yeah.
>>689491656
any mario game
>>689494163
>>689493433
Fallout?
>>689494384
nope
>>689494384
>>689494451
>>689493596
Hint Hint
>microsoft
>>689493974
Mass Effect?
Easy one. Just for you, niggers.
>Escape of a mental asylum.
>Kill.
>Kill some others.
>Kill even more!
>Complete your revenge by killing a little more.
>Your imaginary friend leaves.
>The fucking end.
>>689494657
not quite, still really sci fi driven
>alien crashes on earth
>Pirate racoons steal his shit
>>689494604
Halo?
>>689494772
WINAR
>>689491219
>Used to be good
>Is now full of rpers and run by a bunch of sjw's that will ban you for farting
>Also you're all God now
+65 8263 6920 Phone cannon
>>689494720
manhunt 2
For the lulz
>>689494890
Second Life?
>>689492683
Super paper mario
>robots
>more robots
>they tear your fucking arms off holy shit bro
>driven by the sadness of being unable to wank you wait to die
>wake up in hospital with robot arms
>still cant wank
>go through your brain like a cool guy with friends
>drug trips and more drug trips
>frozen forests and dank kush
>you beat the shit outta all your friends
>get to the end turns out you were a different fagjew all along
>wat a tweest
>>689491219
>be me
>chillin with brother
>gf run with chad
>me trying to prove im not a cuck
>found midget always telling bad jokes
>sometimes my dog join my cuck adventure
>find gf suckin chads cuck
fuckin chad had like 10 mansion
>>689493835
Hint early ps1 era
>>689494604
Halo?
>>689495209
winar for halo
>Unoriginal
>bad voice acting
>Black guy
>>689493974
adding:
>i find myself at the end of the game and i somehow know the entire fucking story even though i fucked around with things in every single cutscene
>>689495062
No.
>>689495298
half life 2
>click bodies
>spacebar
>make two stickfigurey dumbasses fight
>>689495001
Yup, that old silly and murderous Danny!
>>689495602
toribash
>Terrorist with crazy eyes
>Friends include a cyborg, a ninja, a chimera, and a werewolf
>your girlfriend gets stabbed
>>689495721
ff7
>>689495721
>werewolf
>>689495198
BlOps 3
>>689495858
what tipped you off?
[spoiler]it was the wanking wasent it[/spoiler]
>dinosaurs
>>689495960
you subhuman babboon
>have law authority
>i like cars
>get fucking t-boned
>in ER
>i still fucking love cars
>dream revolves around cars
>>689495849
Yar
>>689491219
>lighthouses
>3 bros and a bitch
>I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD WHAT THE FUCK, BRO?
>queer AF villain
>GUY UH SMASH ATTACK
>Genies
>>689495960
i might just be retarded, but i honestly don't see how i messed up that spoiler tag, someone point it out to me like the autistic animal i am
>>689496233
You idiot, spoiler tags don't work here.
>the edge
>the memes
>>689496233
You fucked up that spoiler tag, you dumb fucking animal.
>aimhacks
>generic shooter
>every once in a while get to play giant rockem sockem robots
>it's like minecraft but 2d and with magic and more of a fantasy theme
>>689496233
Redditor-in-chief of summer
>>689496557
Titanfall
>>689496617
terraria
>>689496557
Ditanfell
>dead wife
>metaphors happen
>symbolism happens
>autism
>i hope you like text
>wake up on beach
>tf is this
>old dude, gives only objective
>sailor: go blow up something up there
>sailor: used to be nice place
>blow up thing
>come back
>sailor thinks he has bad eyes
>OH SHIT THE MAGIC CRYSTAL HAS BEEN STALE
>Okay got i- SHOOT THE BAD GUY GOT AWAY
>Now we're in the desert
>Bad guy got his ass kicked
>Now robots stale magick crysteelz
>Kick robots ass
>Two of them come with us
>Crystal is finally rest- OH SHIT DEMONS
>Perpetuate mainstream story with demon shit to exploit the money outta our playas
>>689496736
Yeh
>>689491656
Minish Cap
>space ship
>two friends
>one betrays you
>both die
>>689497106
Dwarf Fortress
>source of food taken
>go fucken ape shit bro
>travel across various lands with help of manlet
>in search of the cruel king who stole your food
>revenge will be yours
>almost over in 2 sec
>think you're hot shit for escape
>story tries to tell you you're wanted by people more important
>find said people
>yell at things
>>689492719
top kektoose
>>689491219
>Die
>DIE
>Time to die
>Dead Sister
>Apocalypse
>Drugs
>Mutants
>Macho Men
>Wrestling
>>689497055
Dead Space?
>Bikers!
>Some type of characters?
>Bikers with guns!
>Some type of plot, perhaps?
>Bikers having a fist fight!
>Please, i can't do this.
>This game is just too much cancer.
>I can't even describe it.
>>689497773
ride to hell retribution
>>689497773
You ever cut the ear off of a baby cow?
>>689497748
On the right track but no, much earlier.
>Can you dig it?
>Bang bang
>Gtfo
>More walking than LOTR
>big explosion
>you're blamed
>choose good or evil
>tons of missions
>you have no weapon just a power
>there are sequels
>>689492646
Beyond good and evil??
>Settlements
>Our settlement mechanics suck? here's some dlc.
>Rpg mechanics stripped
>Ugly as fuck game
>Runs terribly
>O-our settlement mechanic sucks anon? Here's some radiant quest instead.
>>689498175
infamous
>>689497630
Dark Souls
>mafia shit
>demon arms and shit
>JAAAACKIEEEEEE
>>689498216
fallout 4
>>689491219
>Was great mmorpg
>ruined by large gaming communities and their faggot leaders taking over forums
>>689497635
Lisa?
>Im here to teach you how to kill people
>>689498252
the darkness
>>689492646
Mirror''s Edge
>>689498365
GJ, fam
>>689498251
Negative
>>689498476
vampire the masquerade: Bloodlines
>>689498511
winrar
Bad guy turns orange guys into green guys, green guys fight with white guys.
>>689498590
Nope
>>689497055
Silent Hill, could be 1 or 2
>>689497872
That's the one. I'll go cry in a corner now.
>>689498129
Warriors come out to plaaaayyyy
>>689497569
A Bug''s Life
>>689498733
Silent Hill 2
>>689497899
Please, stop. Where's the trigger warning?
>take tons of pills to try and forget and possibly overcome the many ghosts that haunt you
>>689497165
Conan?
>see 2 guys wearing red clothes
>old man in blue robes yells nonsense at them
>one of the guys changes to blue clothes and kills the other guy in red
>>689498733
It was #2 didn't even think it would fit with #1 as well
>>689498927
No, good guess though
>>689498925
Bingo
>>689492542
Quake 3 Arena
>>689499273
WOLOLO
>>689492818
The Binding of Isaac
>hard
>sword and board style game
>big bosses
>thrones
>fire
>final boss familiar af
>end
>>689499375
Dark Souls III
>guy likes ur phone
>murder him
>fuck his sister
>Gotta get a grip!
>>689499273
Soul Reaver
>>689499552
damn
>>689497594
Skyrim?
Weaboos and circles
>>689492818
Doom?
>>689493331
obv manhunt
>trainer tells you to kill a bunch of agents/criminals from opposition
>lasers and shit
>join criminals against trainer and his boss
>die at end saving criminals
>smash 3 buttons repeatedly
>never die, unless your autistic
>can't jump
>>689492622
Age of Empires
Interdimensional 12 year old is summoned to defend a kingdom full of food puns.
>2016
>ass
>>689500172
Fable 2-3?
>>689500281
Overwatch
>>689500247
Fighting Foodons
>>689499273
Age of Empires
Come on, that's so fucking easy
I was gonna describe Destiny but there's no content to describe
>>689500172
LotR
>>689492683
Fucking Little Big Adventure
>affirmative
>yes sir
>im there
>insufficient funds
>>689500340
yup
>>689500573
>halo mmo
>>689492333
happy wheels
>>689498665
Hint 1: Everything turns into desert.
>>689499987
Saint's Row?
>space captain
>control squishy af crew
>nebulas=cancer
>>689500755
Command and Conquer
>>689497569
Dk country
>>689500421
Nyet comrade
>run from big room to another
>kill everything along the way
>only 6 weapons
>>689501111
Correct
>>689500920
FTL
>Running through infinite enemies
>all your weapons suck
>lose your pants
>die
>>689497630
Overwatch
>Tf2 with 21 classes
>pay 2 win skins
>wall hacks and aimbot supplied free of charge
>>689492749
Earthworm Jim?
>>689498216
Fallout 4, though I've never had a problem with it running badly. Stable 60fps @ ultra with a 4? year old computer
>>689501767
Pokemon snap 2
>never ends
>bottles of pop make you stronger
>board up windows
>>689498281
Considering there's only been one great MMO and I never gave a shit about forums and neither did anyone else, I doubt it's WoW you're talking about
>>689492818
binding of isaac
>run away with princess
>she's turning into a monster
>destroy chains
>princess eats monster flesh
>a shamefur dispray!
>>689494890
runescape?
>>689501767
>pay 2 win skins
kek
>angry Japanese man always yelling at you
>lots of people die
>>689495297
>Fantastic 4 the new shitty one
Or
>GTA SA
>>689494890
dunno what game but id like to say i farted while reading this
_________༼ ◦ ◦ ༽_______Kilroy was here
¯¯¯¯¯uuu¯¯¯U¯¯¯uuu¯¯¯¯¯
>>689501913
cod zombies
>>689501913
COD zombies
>>689502323
Kek
>>689493011
Alan Wake
>>689491757
Overwatch
>first day on the job
>city is fucked
>nigger pulls gun on you for being nice
>chink in a dress
>>689493433
Halo, its fucking easiest.
>"Where''s my Reptar puzzle?!"
>>689502957
Kek
Rugrats
>>689502226
>>689502076
total war: shogun
>you didn't make it home
>lost in deserted town
>meet a few people
>marathon running
>you aren't really there
>inspired by M. Night Shyamalan
Oddworld?
>be wasted
>get lost
?try to get home
>shit happens
>caveman
>vampires
>war
>kill an alien
>become king
>>689503073
Used to play this all day in the summer on Playstation.
>dead sibling
>choices
>Willam Dafoe
>>689503202
Silent Hill?