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New celeb thread
>>689488772
Anyone ever think that like, Disney and Nickelodeon are in cahoots with the porn/general sexy media industry?
I mean, you get these super, SUPER sexually repressed young girls, then when they get the boot from their debut tv program, they immediately become allergic to having their bodies covered with too much clothing and become Nikki Minaj-tier singer/strippers.
Whatever, I dunno man, I am LITERALLY a sperg so I don't fuckin know
>>689488937
Its da joos trying to mindcontrol u into believeing what was real in their mind
>>689488937
I think all of Hollywood is in cahoots with / promotes sexuality in child models. There have been many stories from celebs about it.
ariana grande was here first.
>>689489494
ew wtf is that
>>689489494
gross
dance with me, boys
>>689489716
She looks like she has some mileage on her... do you think she would go for an 80 year old fart like me anon?
>>689489936
boner is kill
>>689489936
I have one other dancing celeb webm
>>689489857
barefoot katy <3
>>689490150
nice chin
>>689490071
She's almost 60, you gotta chance.
>>689490109
a man is very gay
>>689489250
>>689489773
I would let her know what a worthless piece of trash she is.
>>689490183
>>689490248
Finally Maddie appears in a celeb threads.
>>689491022
Duh
>>689490183
>>689490248
Who is recording?
>>689491231
>Duh
What did he mean by this?
>>689491536
Evans version is better.
>>689491536
am i supposed to shave her tits too?
Bump
>>689491814
Who????
>>689491803
Moore?
That is a really good flaming bush.
>>689492029
For god sakes who?????
>>689492166
tyrion's whore from game of thrones
>>689490269
Who is that?
>>689491865
Real twins.
Where is the webm when they kissed?
>>689492166
Sibel Kekili
>>689492029
>>689492166
shae da funny whore, before her nose job
>>689492166
Shae from Game of Thrones was a pornstar before she was an actress
>>689492705
She is so ugly.
Poor shae.
>>689492422>>689492422
Paige, a wwe diva
>>689493290
Ugly as fuck.
>Uglyfu
>>689493901
>>689494046
Sit on his dick for no reason.
>Slut
>>689494685
i like her sister
>>689494430
>Bigger tits than Emma
Nice try faggot
>>689495148
fuck off she ugly
She's beautiful b-but d-deadly b/... I-I advise you t-to stay away from h-her...
>>689495313
H-Her r-rump is f-full of deadly p-poison... s-stay away b/...
>>689495274
Damn I loved that show
>>689498279
dem are clearly not real
http://www.strawpoll.me/10480983
Well?
>>689491536
what is this from?
>>689502361
varsity blues, kid
>>689499419
if i could fuck one person.... itd be her
>>689502378
That w-was m-my mistress' first foray into taking two b-bulls at once... she told m-me she h-had a great time...
>>689490044
More please
>>689503121
I-I-I thought she w-w-was a d-dirty l-l-little n-nigger l-lover... are you s-sure anon?
>>689503569
just something about her man idk
>>689490533
jeeez sauce please!
>>689503695
B-But that would m-make you part of a nigger cum receptacle... she h-has nigger use...
>>689494430
I REALLY NEED TO KNOW WHO IS THAT DOPPELGANGER
>>689503906
no idea. not like it's in the file name or anything.
>>689500629
I like your taste, anon.
>>689499419
>>689504027
who's a super sweet qt?
you're a super sweet qt!
>>689499243
Anyone else think she's cute?
>>689488937
Dan, fuck off
>>689504860
She would probably cuck you anon... she would sleep with black men and old men and then come home and yell at you... would you accept this?
>>689488772
what a waste, she was a qt3.14 bach then
>>689505063
I thought you were Dan? now I don't know which anon is Dan
>>689505309
Would you want her big boobs and beautiful face now? who is better b/... Kirsten Dunst or Lindsay Lohan? both have beautiful faces and big boobs even though they are getting older...
>>689505129
I would love her and she would love me back, anon, we would be secure in our feelings and so she could fuck other guys and wouldn't bother me, in fact it would be thrilling to watch other guys showing beloved Chloë their own lust for her. old or young, black white brown, idc wouldn't bother me
>>689505927
Yes if she loved you she would stay with you and vise versa... a beautiful jewel she is indeed: I could see why you would gladly accept such a potential arrangement...
>>689506502
yes she is just lovely, and adorable, and has that sexy voice. if I could be with and kiss Chloë for reasons of love every day, my life would be complete and nothing in the world could bother me in the least
>>689507400
Y-Y-Yes, I-I-I know how you f-f-feel... M-My Mistress Lindsay Lohan is s-so wonderful... It's a joy t-to b-be w-with h-her everyday even though she y-yells at m-me, calls m-me n-no g-good and a w-wimp-master... It's a real bl-blessing to have p-possession of s-such a wonderful beautiful w-woman... sigh...
>>689489494
Just look at that fucking table
>>689507951
lol hi stuttering anon, not into the usual alba stuff tonight?
>>689507400
I may love you and stay with you but that doesn't mean I'm going to make it easy for you cuck... I have needs and they don't include what you got in your pathetic tool box... I need and demand a real man to satiate my desires... I will meet with this bull whenever I want and you will wait for me at home while I'm busy with him...
>>689509052
Y-You m-mean m-my m-mistress Lindsay Lohan... she is out s-s-still somewhere: she didn't t-tell me...
>>689494430
marie from x art
>>689504142
Forgot the sauce. Isn't worth at all, she's not that alike.
The little girl from Hocus Pocus.
Margot Robbie (Harley Quinn)
>>689509284
I cannot deny it Chloë, I know I am only 5" and you simply desire to be filled with warm hard manhood better than I ever could do for you... I understand, and that is why we are so perfect, because not every guy would be willing to submit to your needs to this extent
>>689491536
if she coverd only her nipples it would be so hot but now it looks like she has tits-diaper
ScarJo nekkid
>>689509568
do you kiss her feet and do as she tells you anon?
>>689510254
It's never the body, it's the lips and figure. Her eyes too. Fuck.
>>689510417
been thinkin about you bby
>>689510190
this girl is as appealing as a goat
The *REAL* Wonder Woman... or as most only know her, the woman who let the Dukes stay with her after Boss Hogg took their farm.
>>689510400
Y-Yes, she s-says I'm as g-good as gone if I-I disobey h-her because she h-has m-many men who w-want her... She's too v-valuable to let go...
Here's the hott nun from Nacho Libre
Isn't Miley hotter than Lindsay?
bow down, you are not worthy
Cuoco nipple
>>689511499
In her Dogma and Dusk Til Dawn days, NOBODY could compete with Salma Hayek..... No-Body!
>>689510190
Yes, I want you to start finding me some big lovers... And you better not take advantage of me if I fall asleep!... Just the thought of having you google me head to toe every night as I undress and go to my side of the bed sends a shiver down my spine cuck... Be glad you're able to live with me... you know I can snap my fingers and have hundreds of men accept my relationship proposals... Why Did I Have To Fall In Love With A Wimp Like You I'll Never Know!
>>689511608
Brighter version
>>689511004
always sunny!
>>689505927
Mmm I wonder if she likes young cock now
>>689511890
Oh Chloe, come over her so I can fuck your little skinny legs baby
>>689511890
Im 25 with a 19 yr old gf. I fucking imagine fucking chloe while I fuck her brains out alllll the time
hnnnngggggg I cant stand how perfect she is
>>689488772
Damn, she used to be THE HOTTEST.
>>689512361
she is not perfect, you just have low standard
any of you faggots need a ride?
>>689512343
I'll give you 20 min. with my legs since you've been a good little boy today... But I'll be thinking only about my huge bull while you are busy doing your thing...
>>689510860
That's a shitty fake, fucktard.
>>689513177
Mmm thank you queen, but I only need a fraction of that time because I know you're busy. Thanks for letting me fuck your legs for all these years queen :*
>>689513648
/b/ jerking itself off
>>689513177
Fuck, that manface agian... What's up with /b/ and trap looking girls?
>>689494299
i'll pay you your respects
even if possible fake
>>689491353
Nice
>>689513884
Always been the best fuck toy around
