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Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
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Post quotes/sub titles from anime your waifu is from
Claimed.
>>689483755
Could've just said that you wanted to bake, wew.
>
Claimed, what up everyone
>>689483342
Kill me. Just kill me now. I am goig to bed, those errors were just too apalling. Goobgnight ebveryone.
Miho claimed
>>689483080
I would say proof read but u got no eyes
>>689483642
111pm to 7am. I'm unemployed now.
>>689483874
Hanku!
>claiming
still here
and
>>689483699
ive been trying to do something and i cant but just cant
>>689483765
how do i ease into it
>>689483755
Literally the best gif
>>689483755
>Post quotes/sub titles from anime your waifu is from
You fuck ;-;
>>689484101
What thing?
>>689484248
There's always Megumin
>>689483755
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rolling for karen desu
>>689483998
>unemployed
Well I'm sorry to hear that, are you planing on getting emloyed soon? If so, what field of work are you going to pursue?
>>689483998
Need to proof read myself
11pm to 7am
>>689483997
Good night mami
Claiming
>>689484248
Ooh guess you USED TO BE ABLE TO DO THAT HUH 2FOR1MEGU
>>689483939
dude is that naruto?
>>689484324
It was sachii all along you fucker
Are you also the fake ayaya? Just tell me the truth I don't want to be played with any longer
>>689483874
Welcome back Hank
autism
>>689484325
Been out of work 6 months was fired over telling the truth. And im now black listed. Hard to find a job right now.
>>689484047
Hello.
>>689484479
Thank you.
>>689483997
>We've lost her
I had fun learning stuff, hope we can talk again
>>689483997
Goodnight Mami, don't be sad!
>>689484324
Sauce for pic? Is that an actual game?
>>689484479
YOU FUCK
REEEEEEEEEE
That one rustled my jimmies
cancer
>>689484309
oh nevermind dont worry about it
>>689484579
Boku no Memo
>>689484692
get memed on kiddo
>>689484101
You need to be relaxed, don't think about it, and just enjoy your body, lay on the floor and shoot it onto yourself (do this before a shower) just get use to it.
>>689483960
Doomsday, that's what's up.
https://youtu.be/5EtVJP0Dml4?t=1569
>Best idol claimed
>>689483755
FIGURED I'D CLAIM
>>689484537
Shame, I wish you as mcuh luck as possible economically. How much longer do you think you've got living off of your savings?
Mine.
>>689484800
i dont think its going to happen i cant relax that much
>>689484750
Aya will never love you
>>689484479
Ya boi mugen got you. Tfw ganked by the sand squad in overwatch
>>689484537
As if today im out of the job too, ill join you in unemployed life
>>689484832
Your fucking right it is, im glad you like doom
>>689484820
ayyyyy
>>689483997
Night!
>>689484248
It's okay. Some kancolle girls are an exception
>>689484453
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This makes me very happy
>>689483725
Kek but for Smug wing, I'm thinking this
https://youtu.be/XWP--Z6N49o
I wish you the best and that problem is quickly fixed
>>689483765
As a certain anon used to say to me: "I'm watching you..."
>>689483872
Age make you slower sensei...
>>689484747
Do tell please.
I could help you know
>>689484910
Passed that be dodging repo man soon.
>>689484479
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i am actually getting a ayaya folder tho
>reroll
>>689484579
grisaia no kajitsu
>>689485031
Yeah and your entire outfit is a shirt and boots you slut
>>689485043
Ay, how are you?
>>689485043
>hugs
Shit sucks. Oh Demo started steaming on ustream if u watch him.
>>689485169
The IRA will be after your ass with aspirations of making gape porn out of it.
>>689484558
Mow any good lawns lately
>>689485113
Age makes you wiser
Wise enough to know to notice me sooner
>>689485214
Still less exposed than many Kancolle girls
>>689485113
Sadly..
>>689485455
IRS* I think. My mistake.
>>689484983
Just lay back and focus on your body. Let go.
>>689485113
No, I'm watching YOU
>ha Ha!
>Mizore
i want to die
>>689485043
>tfw playing against THE ONE AND ONLY 1SHOTONEKILL AND KHALAF1337
BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Are you jobless now? What happened?
>>689485176
damnit I was hoping it wasn't you
Do you know who the other one is?
>>689485479
>this shit is less shit than the other shit
P L E A S E
2for1megu come on nigga
Hatsuzuki himself said it. All KanColle girls are dressed in a very provocative way at LEAST
>>689483755
I will rob somebody waifu, thanks for the thread.
>>689485775
THIS IS RELEVANT TO MY ANAL COLONY INTERESTS
Kyouko a cute.
>>689485043
Hell yeah man, love rappers with a message or a story to tell. Finally got around to listening to it all the way through.
>>689485113
Wew that piece is bombastic. Maybe I should pick up those games, one day though.
Thanks Shinoa, as do I. We'll find out in 2 weeks for one of them.
>>689485775
That triggered my gag reflex.
>>689485766
C'mon man, why are you giving me the shits? ;-;
>>689485567
>>689485577
Yeah, whoops, I meant IRS
>>689485471
Need to keep the lawn neat.
>>689485775
Ive seen bigger
>>689485471
Youth has more energy and speed to notice quicker
>>689485479
It's okay little ship
>>689485775
>black hole isn't only a celestial body
>>689485775
>sits down
>shit falls out of gaping asshole
>>689485647
apply noose
>>689485766
nope no idea
there's still hope desu
>>689485775
WHY
>>689485113
Good evening to you, Shinoa-bro. That's a cute gif. Why are you so happy tonight?
>>689485325
A bit down. Im out of the job because a junkie held me at gunpoint and i didnt wanna risk my life after that.
>>689485375
Yea, there will be another one. I would get in on that but i just started a Super mario sunshine run as per the threads votes.
>>689485766
The legends. Yea some different junkie i had to call the cops on got mad. He said i made a lot of people mad and he held me at gunpoint yelling and shit. He told me to watch me back, stole some stuff, then left. I said fuck that, im not dying and left the place.
>>689485949
It sounds like you like the same style of rap as me. Its very divided nowadays between good rappers with a lot to say, and garbage tier trap rappers.
>>689485136
its not important
>>689485579
i cant its just to much to handle
>>689486018
What kind of beer you drinkin hank
>>689486116
Get to rank 3 senpai
Kin patsu
!
>>689486401
Alamo beer.
>>689485933
Welcome back bun bro
>>689486002
I love giving you shit bro
For real though, Amatskuze wears high heels, thighhighs and a short one piece all disguised as ship gear
Slut to the maximum, no respect
>>689486085
do tell miho chan
>>689485910
>degenerate detected
>>689486370
Fucking nice Choogen, glad you're safe.
And they fired you for that? That's garbage.
>>689486604
Thanks.
>>689486589
DUDE THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME I CAN LITERALLY LUBE MY ENTIRE BODY UP AND JUST JUMP IN THERE
>>689486390
Come on
After all this ? I told you what I want , do share
>>689486604
>anal colony interest
degenerate detected
although that gape is a bit for my taste
>>689486589
Ewww, you can see the intestines...
>>689486809
>>689486604
meant bit big
>>689486589
That's just asinine.
>>689486716
>Lube my entire body up
>Jump right in there
>>689486716
how would you lube up your entire body?
>>689486589
much better :^)
>
praise me as you would please
Hungry and got a haircut claim
>>689486945
Mizore is a cute
>>689487097
now that's just nasty
>>689487097
Is that a baby?!
>>689486716
>>689486969
>how would you lube up your entire body?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rtc8KN7_OGU
Rainbow six is the bizznesd. Lucy here dude I think kabashi is sexy as hell
>>689486928
>assinine
>>689486969
Would you like some sautéd peppers?
>>689486370
Ayyy, that style of rap is the best. It draws you in ya know? That it is, most mainstream stuff is your obligatory "Trappin, drugs, bitches, money, guns, etc". Not to say all songs about that are bad though but it's rare to find a good one.
>>689486589
I love ass but goddamn this it too much.
>>689486515
Elfen lied had a good manga
>>689486552
Really
I perfer coors light
>>689487143
Im cuter
>>689486809
I would say gape is a weird thing to be "into".
Looseness is bad, isn't it?
>>689486933
fish
>>689486945
After all the shit you've been posting with makoto this bothers you?
>>689486969
Roll around in a barrel of lube of course
>>689487024
Shiro a best
>>689487200
THIS NIGGA GETS IT
LUBED UP
LUBED UP
>>689485579
K
>>689485949
Everything about the arkham games is great! 10/10 would recommend
Hurrah!
>>689486294
Thanks. You do know you're like a unicorn here right? I also saw another eureka anon and thought it was you til I read the filename and got a bit sad. Oh well. How are ya?
>>689486401
;_;
>>689486589
Not really
>>689486716
Uhhhhh
>>689484324
>Rattle
>>689487024
A little koko
>smug
>>689487390
>looseness
If your asshole is "loose" then there's a huge problem if that's what you're asking
>>689487331
Boring
>>689487334
>love ass
I've got the motherload ror ya
>>689487387
No Mizore is cutet
>>689487097
AAHAHHAAH
IT LOOKS LIKE THERE'S A LITTLE DUDE IN THE VAGINA BLOWING A RASPBERRY AND STICKING HIS TONGUE OUT
>>689483568
I don't have any control.
>>689486604
Yea it could have been way worse. Ive seen people giving threats like that but theyd break limbs or take fingers. I guess you could say i dodged a bullet there.....aaaaaanyway yea they fired me for leaving. Ill find another job eventually. At least i can post more now, thats a plus.
>>689487334
I feel you, ive started to really enjoy kendricks stuff the more i listen to it. Especially Good kid maad city. What have you been listening to?
>>689487791
Just the lawn mower brand.
>>689487686
Yo Moogs I found a pic you might like.
>>689487024
Negatory. I have to praise Emloy, then Rory. You understand.
>>689487390
I guess gaping is something you should
>Look into
>why do the puns hurt
>>689486390
Relaxation is key. You may have some pent up anxiety.
>>689487390
I think it's funny, yes.
>>689487715
I'm not cute!
I'm really tired guys, so I'm off to bed. Makoto, if you're in this thread, go to bed!
>>689487710
PLEASE KILL ME!
>>689487997
Night dude
>shinoa
>>689487331
no thanks
>>689487200
i see
>>689487390
give me the poor NEET's way to lube up
>>689487496
>rattle rattle
>>689487686
I mean the opposite of tight
>>689487736
fish
>>689487791
Hm, I guess that answers that.
>>689487864
>i dodged a bullet there
>making this pun
Yeah maybe you shouldn't have dodged the bullet you fuck
Hopefully you get that better job that you wanted
>>689487997
Night night mizore, see you later
>>689487922
>stop
Hey chef bro, how's it going
>>689486719
No really its ok
>>689487997
goodnight
>>689486933
hi fish
>>689488310
Alright then
>>689487715
See even mizore agrees im cuter
>>689487997
Mmmm ice cream
>>689486933
>>689488310
Already know what I'm about to do
>>689487019
What's that supposed to mean?
>>689488294
>>689488310
>>689488459
fish
You know what I don't understand? No one ever takes memes seriously. I'm being honest here. No one ever stops and really understands the memes. They just pass it off as just another shitpost that was made by some edgy shit in his basement, waiting for his mom to bring him chicken tendies. These people are wrong. Memes are made by the greatest minds on the planet. Each one is carefully and delicately crafted to get the most amount of karma on Reddit. I'm led to believe that maybe even Albert Einstein made a meme. Now, I am not talking about the shitty Facebook memes that don't take any effort at all, like what you see on say, for example, Berny Snaders' page. They lack a soul. I only speak of 4Chan memes and the like. Things like dank pepe, dat boi (o shit waddup) and troll faces. These types of memes deserve respect. They aren't trash. They are art.
>>689488567
Damn hippies.
>>689488411
so uh yeah. what do you like to eat?
>>689488459
already know how ill respond
>>689488550
hope you had fun doing whatever it was you went to do
>>689488550
fish
>pic
>>689488567
I read this in an australian accent
>>689488294
Then yeah there's a problem
What does "busitu oide" mean
>>689488567
meme
>>689488849
>>689487490
Haha, I don't think anyone would consider me a unicorn, being that I do not know anyone in these threads. I'd more consider myself a lich, and you, my favor. I'm glad to be missed by you, and it is good to hear from you again, as well.
And well, I'm doing fine. I don't work for the next couple days so I'm settling down with the usual. Can you guess what it is? Pizza and wine. And how are you, tonight?
>>689488476
Sadness. That's the only pic that's remotely sad I have
>>689488294
Its going better. Im at a mall just waiting out an hour and a half before I go drinking with friends.
>>689488567
>get memed on
EFG is the single best meme of all time. Ill never forget his adventures.
>>689488849
And so you should have.
>>689488824
fish
>>689488849
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>>689488992
Don't be sad nigga
>
>>689486370
Why is it that everytime you come into these threads you mention that you almost got shot, am about to be shot, ect. It's really sad and looks like you're just feeding for attention now.
>>689489097
Because
:(
>
>>689488824
Anything home made
I love fish the most
>>689488796
>>689488805
>>689488849
>>689488934
>>689489024
hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there i'm gonna have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture huh? do u want that? do u wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if u keep this up then well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy
>>689488974
DUDE THATS REALLY R A D
>>689488934
who did what now?
>>689489024
Sounds good dude, posting from phone?
>>689489086
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>>689489459
>>689488294
Tfw karen of all people tells you to kill yourself.
Im just trying to make light of things. Anything will be better so im ready.
>>689488567
Dat BOI
>>689489097
Because i was working overnight at a convenience store when there are druggies everywhere and currently a gang war going on. Things are bound to happen. It seems like you are desperate for some replies friend.
>>689488459
oh look someone sharing feelings for fish by their own free will>>689488849
>>689489301
ive only really had salmon before
>>689489092
Why not? I didn't expect that much from ya. It took by surprise I guess
I need more (you)s
Because im an attention whore and i hate myself?
>>689487490
I think they're bringing the collection to next-gen soon. Heard it was a major downgrade though.
Haha, I'll keep that spirit.
>>689487710
Absolute madmen.
>>689487864
>kendricks stuff
>Good kid maad city
Top notch shit right there man. I love part 1. Rap wise not much as of late, haven't found anyone good. Been exploring my indie taste.
>>689489595
Its a good fish too
How about shrimp ?
>>689489686
spread your asshole then you'll get all the attention you want
>>689489459
See: >>689487920
>>689489377
I fucking hate the porn industry. When I fuck a girl I don't use the first inch and fuck her from the side. That's not what I want to watch either. I want to watch hot girls get fucked. So fuck them. Just fuck their fucking assholes jesus christ. I don't need to see your dick to know that you're fucking her. I want to see you fucking her until you both cum. THAT'S what sex is about. Not "oh look how well my penis continues to slide in and out! Look how nice my penis is... focus on the penis. Okay enough with the penis, time to fuck her ass. Just kidding it's still all about the penis because I'm barely even inside of her."
And don't even get me started on the "blowjobs" the porn industry illustrates, where the girl just opens her mouth wide as fuck and moves her head back and forth. No wonder these guys can last for days while getting head, they're getting the equivalent of shooting your dick with a squirting gun. Ugh christ man.
>>689489686
(you)
>>689489686
please kill yourself, thank you. :)
>>689489783
no i havent had much seafood before
Post your waifu as a doggo.
>>689489265
>asks for replies
>give him one
>asks again
now that's just rude, not even giving me anything to reply to
>>689489567
>Tfw karen of all people tells you to kill yourself.
Lmao why would you not expect this from me?
Honestly though glad you're okay.
>>689489642
But why would you not expect this from me bruv
Have another hug no homo
>>689489538
happy fish
>>689489686
coming right up
>>689489377
diddly doodly
>>689489923
You should buy some
Even packed ones will do
>>689489459
Yep. As I always do anyway.
>>689489567
>comes on 4chan to tell us
>>689488550
>>689488824
>
>>689488985
Anyone but me. I do know how you are but that doesn't mean you shouldn't try to talk to other anons here. Told another rikka anon about you since you like reading and makoto anon about speaking in a VERY formal way
HANG OUT WITH ME IN THREAD!!! :D
Gee what's tomorrow? Pizza and wine again? Lol. I'm doing fine. I think two weeks ago at work, there was grand opening at the place I work in and we held an event. Took pics with bodybuilders and witnessed a 6'3 guy one leg jump 6'5 stack of stuff I think
>>689489595
Oh. Doing it anyways
>
>>689489715
For real? Aww dammit! Still getting it tho
Yeah!
>>689490105
I dunno really, just thought you wouldn't do it
Thanks for the hug no homo
>>689490402
Fish and ship?
meme
>>689490066
>tfw no pics of waifu as dog
>>689490390
what do you like so much about fish?
>>689490600
Ayyyyyeeeeeeeee! Yeah!!
>shipmaster
Plz reply bexause I have clinical depression due to the fact that I was raised by abusive alchoholic junkie parents who raped my with silverware when I was 2, were arrested for murder and committed suididing in prizon. I need replies to feel better.
Claimed
>>689490629
why
>>689490402
>still not shipped
How're you?
>>689490539
It was all in good fun, don't worry.
You seen how I talk in discord, lol.
>>689490390
fish
>>689490731
Not really, I'm not on it much
>Amatsu
>>689490696
i chuckled anon, that is a good one.
>>689490696
Can't tell a difference
>>689490696
(You)
>>689490826
>
>>689490858
The fact that I started talking shit to you mean I'm comfortable enough to do so
Our friendship has evolved
Where is that Boxes grill from earlier who made the talk thread
>>689490731
What fucking discord nigga goddamn
>>689490994
O shit, last time we weren't even friends!
>Amatsu
>>689490209
ill think about it. what made you want a femboy over a girl
>>689490402
right here>>689490731>>689490826
>>689490158
>>689489860
I still feel dead inside
>moka
