she wants your dick

>>689477796
Give her the dick

Normal shit girls talk about for 300

>>689477796
Ask for a threesome op.

>>689477796
>Find gf's friend's snapchat
>Send dick pic
>"OMG. SORRY THIS WAS MEANT FOR (girlfriend)
>?

>>689477796
Get that bitches number or forever be known as a faggot

>>689478390
fucking this OP don't be a faggot

>>689477796
This is 100% normal conversation for two female friends

>>689477796
Throw dick out Window post results. Doesn't matter if it's yours just a dick must fly out your window onto traffic

>>689477796
why is the egg in the middle smaller and red?

>>689478631
thats his dick head you stupid fucking idiot

>>689478509
This

>>689478041
Thats what I am thinking. Thing is this girl has a bf of her own. And tbh its not the first time she has asked what the dick is like. I remember on one occasion she apparently asked how big it was and went on to say that her mans is kinda small.

>>689478390
>>689478451
>>689478465
I would except how would I do that without it being suspicious. Like I have no reason to have this girls snap/number.

>>689478509
>>689478346
Is it? Thats weird. I didnt know they were so comfortable with that. I mean it would weird me out if a friend of mine was constantly asking how my girl is in bed. Amd definitely if he was asking to see her naked.

normal girl shit

>>689477796
It's normal. If one of your friends got tit pics sent to him, wouldn't you want to ask to see them? Of course, guys are more respectful and might refrain from asking, but you'd ask even if you didn't necessarily want to date/fuck the girl.

>>689478791
Nothing gets by you, does it?

>>689478972
Underage faggot confirmed. OP get off /b/ and go to sleep.

>>689478791
>taking the bait

The fuck

>>689478791
were you dropped on your head as a child?

>>689477796
Girls are highly curious, but it's not because of you. She doesn't want your dick, she just wants to see that picture.

>>689478972
Find her instagram/facebook/kik/whatever gay shit people use nowadays. Girls usually have their SC name in their bio somewhere. Add her, wait a week, send dick pic. Nothing weird about being friends with your girlfriends friends

>>689477796
Something similar happened to me but my gf at the time ended up showing her friend. Nothing really happened after she was just curious to see it. Girls like cock believe it or not.

>inb4 small cock

>>689479308
>>689479369
>>689479471

my bait was tasty tonight

>>689479569
>>689479789
Probably right. Just weird. I mean my friends wouldn't ask me to see my girlfriend naked and I wouldn't ask them to see their girl naked. So I definitely wouldn't expect it from females.

>>689480678
Really? Come on, my male friends can brag about taking naked pictures of their gfs and we would laugh about it, and say "come on, show her ass, let's see dat pussy". Doesn't mean our friend's gonna do it, but it's fun to wonder about it.

>>689479641
OP don't cold send a dick pic to some bint you don't hardly know. Just keep sending them to your girlfriend when they're together.

>>689481068
Yeah we dont even really joke about that. Idk. But I mean yeah I mean joking about it is whatever, but this girl didn't seem like she was kidding just by how she asked.

>>689481561
+1. Optimum strategy confirmed.

>>689481737
Yeah didn't really plan on it. Like I dont ever really talk to this girl. Plus wouldn't wanna risk getting in trouble with my gf. Her friend isn't nearly as attractive so its not even worth the risk tbh. But wouldn't mind her showing her just to see the reaction.

Send her friend a dick pic too

>>689481737
I'm just wondering what your gf said to her after she asked to see it.
Since you only know about this conversation from your gf, it is a little biased to form an opinion anyway.

>>689482165
She said she just kinda laughed and put her phone down. So maybe it was a little awkward.

>>689481737
You could send an other dick pic to your gf at a moment she is likely to be with friends...she could potentially talk about it again. Like "oh girls....there it goes, it's his dick again. what's with him lately?" and she might show it eventually just for a second. But maybe not.

>>689482431
Repeat after me.
"Show her, I don't give a fuck, my dick's awesome"

>>689482431
What did the friend say?

>>689482686
>>689482793
Maybe she is deep down a cuckquean and wants to

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My sister told my mother that her (my sister's) boyfriend had erectile dysfunction. My mother and sister talked about it with me.

>>689483722
She didnt tell me that the girl said anything further

>>689484049
"Anything further" than what? Did I miss something that she said?

She must have said something, unless it was just like a head nod or a shrug, which I kinda doubt. My guess is your GF just isn't saying. Which is either bad, or good.

>>689484297
Like thats all she really told me. She didnt tell me what the girl said/did after that. She isnt mad at her friend or anything so it couldn't have been too bad.

>>689478791
Trolled softly

>>689484787
I mean more the girl could have either laughed at your dick & she doesn't want to tell you, or she said something about how much she likes it, and she doesn't want to tell you.

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Femanon here.
Normal girl talk. It's not because we want it, it's just interesting to see.
Don't be a faggot.

>has a boyfriend
>asking to see another mans cock

All I know is that she is a hoe OP.

>>689478390
do it pussy

>>689478390
do it faggot, dont question it

>>689478791
were your parents related? like, before they married?

>>689484942
Haha true. I mean I am not saying my dick is amazing, but I dont think its something to laugh over. Expecially since she apparently says her mans is kind of small.

>>689484947
Well if you are truly a female I will twke your word. I just figured that would be something that would make a girl uncomfortable/angry.

Let's see your cock op

>>689482793
Alpha male mentality is what divides the winners from the losers in life. OP who knows, YOLO

>>689478972
How big is said penor?

>>689481561
I upvote this

>>689485660
thats gay tho

>>689477796
Why's your head dark purple? You got aids or something?

>>689478509
This exactly. My gf recently told me she discussed dicks with two of her female friends and she described mine to them and vice versa.

>>689486189
How big is her bfs? I dont know haha. My girlfriend didnt ask. She just said it was kind of small.

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>>689486544
Yeah. I mean they have talked about dicks before. And the girl has asked about what mine is like before. But seeing it is a different story. I mean I would feel pretty weird if my girl was asking to see some other guys cock.

>>689485525
No, we don't really find offense to it. It's more of a curiosity thing. If it's a current boyfriend we usually don't, but I have personally shown my friends guys I have dated, and they have shown me guys they have dated.

>>689486544
Wizard here.

This seems odd. I would have thought that women would hate it if their mate showed a nude to their friends. Am I wrong or are they just hypocritical?

>>689484947
tits or gtfo

>>689485525
Your ego makes you think that because it's a dick, they will instantly get aroused or wonder how it would feel to take that.
Instead, an unwanted dick pic often looks ridiculous and awkward, whether it's big or not.

>>689487277
Yeah. Most girls would get pissed if you showed their naked pictures off to your buddies.

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>>689487635
Yes, we would get pissed.
Very much so.
Don't do that shit.

>>689487277
Everybody is hypocritical.

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>>689487277
nice

>>689477796
If its veiny and she wants it she's ugly

>>689487620
Kek. Yeah. I like to think my girlfriend likes them though. She always says she does. Probably lying though.

>>689487816
But girls can show their guys dick off?

Close friends discuss dicks and sexlife in detail but in my friendgroup we draw the line at showing actual photos. She was probably just feeling intrigued. If she wants the D from you, she wouldnt go through your gf.

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>>689483937
im lost

>>689488045
Most girls like veiny dicks dont they?

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>>689487620
No whenever I get a dick pic, I immediately imagine taking it in all holes. It's only unwelcome if it's gross looking or small. If it's huge then I spend a longer time looking at it. Look at this. Anyone would be impressed with this.

>>689488268
>most girls
Don't you mean 25% of girls you nigger?

>>689488604
What are you trying to say? Only girls who like black guys like veiny dicks? Anon....

>>689488530
femanon here and the veins are gross, but fine when hes not stretching the foreskin

>>689488530
Yeah. Right. Nice try faking to be a femanon.

Except you don't have that dick. In fact, i'm pretty sure a guy with that dick doesn't need to send dick pictures to his gf to remind her how it is.

>>689488804
Where in the everloving name of god's anus did you get black people from?

>>689477796
Happened to me. Girls loved it and said it was bigger than her boyfriend. Had a threesome a couple weeks later.

>>689487816
So you admit that women are hypocritical cunts?

Op still there?

>>689489035
Shut the fuck up ok? I hate it when men like you do this.

>>689488197
As far as me and my friends go, we don't do it unless we are no longer with that person.
If it's a current interest, we don't. If it's some asshole that we don't speak to anymore, sure.

>>689489118
lol no

>>689489035
There is also a big difference between posting the pictures on a /b/ thread and showing it to your friends. Don't be a little prick.

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>>689488947
Remind? You're obviously a virgin who doesn't know how sexting works. The smaller the penis, the greater the need to send sext messages? What would be the female counterpart?
The smaller the tits, the more sext messages they send?

>>689489244
unless this actually is common amongst girls, I know op

>>689489168
Why? Everybody is a hypocrite.

>>689489168
Oh, ok. Since you told me, I guess I'll shut up.

All I outlined was simple logic: women hate men sharing nudes, but they share dick pics. That's hypocrisy. If you want to prove me wrong, offer a counterargument, instead of coming off as the steriotypical woman who gets mad as soon as logic is introduced.

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>>689489622
Can you guys just fucking stop? No ones laughing you insensitive pricks.

>>689489359
I never said anything about posting on /b/, we were talking about showing pics to friends.

Nobody was talking about posting pics to /b/, because OP has no pics to post, because that's not what this thread is fucking about. I don't know what you're smoking.

>>689489423
kek what triggered you? calm down, you can still sext your gf

>>689489947
You said something ridiculous and I called you on your shit

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This girl spunds underaged. Enjoy prison

>>689489838
>laughing
>insensitive pricks
You mistake being snarky with attempting humor and you mistake 4chan as a place where people give a shit about your feelings.

>>689490214
Im not having a good day ok? christ i hate it when faggots think that they're doing god's work

>>689478972
Okay so recently I was banging this chick and she wanted me to send her a dick pic so she could show her friends, I said no, show me your friends tits and ill do it. They refused. Its just normal shit that girls do i guess

>>689489838
I just said that everyone is a hypocrite (including me) and it's dysfunctional and unprofitable to even try not to be. It's paralyzing to acknowledge that at exactly the same time that you're expressing annoyance at someone else's hypocrisy.

>>689489118
Yeah I am.

>>689490437
What do you mean by God's work?

>>689477796
She either wants you bad enough to ask your gf for info or she's just that big of a slut. You probably know her better than I do, which kind of person is your gf more likely to be friends with?

>>689490640
>>689490741
im mad now im leaving you fuckers to jerk off to eachother or whatever fuck you

>>689489212
Is it usually in a mocking manner when you show them then?

>>689490514
Yeah I mean I know girls talk about it. But just seemed odd for her friend to straight up ask to see my dick.

>>689491051
Its weird man but hoes will be mother fuckin hoes, amirite?

>>689477796
There's a dick in there that looks like an egg.

>>689490640
True, everyone is a hypocrite, to some degree in some area. But that doesn't mean you're off the hook when people call you out on it. That's like saying that you're likely to gamble on a yellow light that turns red, therefore there's no point in following any of the traffic laws. That's pants-on-head middle-school level retarded.

>>689490805
Out of those two I would have to say the first one. My girlfriend doesn't really hang around slutty girls. She is a bit more reserved. Her friend kind of seems like ahe is a pretty sexually open/kinky person though. Her friend talks about it alot, and about her fetishes. Ex. One time she was talking to my girlfriend about how she wants to fuck while someone is watchinf, and she wants to watch some people fucking sometime.

>>689490437
>Im not having a good day ok
>you mistake 4chan as a place where people give a shit about your feelings

I swear to god, this is like dealing with a dog who keeps peeing in the house.

Personally, I'm always sort of curious as to what others look like naked. Not even really in a sexual way, I just think variations of the human body from person to person are interesting.

If I had a chance to see naked pictures of someone I knew, I don't think I'd probably say no unless it was an issue of legality.

i have been in your girlfriends situation before, I was ok with showing her but she ended up really interested in my bf and wanted to have a threesome with us and I really wasn't into that. My bf WAS into it and it ended up driving us apart.

>>689478509
Exactly
Same kind of shit you would ask your bros just reversed for gender.

>>689491904
Fair enough, but the question is, when your bros ask to see nudes of your girl, do you tell your girl about it?

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>>689491733
Yeah. I wouldn't be so into if that was the case. My gf is alot more attractive than her friend in my opinion. Plus we have a pretty good relationship, so I wouldn't wanna jeopardize that.

>>689491904
Not really. I have never asked a friend to see their girlfriend naked.

>>689491447
No it's not. What do you want someone to do when you call them out? Whatever you want them to do, you won't want to do the same thing if the roles are reversed and you are the one being called out.
It's just a battle of wills and everybody's off the hook unless someone does something to put someone else on the hook.
You also used the word hypocrite as an indictment and I'm saying it's not enough to distinguish them from anyone else.

Cue "edgy", "pseudintellectual", etc. It's what I would do if someone else other than myself said what I just said.

>>689492022
Nah, I don't show my right hand to my friends
But I don't ask to see nudes of my friends gfs cause thats a bit rude.

Sounds normal, it's like your friend asking to see your girls titts pics, no big deal

>>689492597
It would be more like asking to see your friends girlfriends pussy. And no thats not normal. That would probably make most of your friends a little angry.

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>>689490135
im with you on that

>>689480123
>Implying you're not just a complete fucking retard

>>689490135
TRYING TOO HARD

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>>689488846
>femanon here

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>>689478631
Idk tbh

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>>689492836
Me three!

>>689493240
Which Star Wars is this? I dont recognize the location.

>>689492421
No it's not edgy, or even pseudointellectual. It's middle-school level shower thoughts.
Meanwhile, in the real world, people are more complicated than that. There's this thing called "love", or at least so I've heard, or even simply comradery. Humans are social creatures, we form bonds which require ceding some amount of control. Emotionally we also require certain things like trust. So both emotionally and intellectually, vulnerability is required for any relationship to function.

That's a very long way of laying out the basics to say that yours is just the basic-as-you-can-get egoism, with the end result being that no one should care about anything that anyone else ever does. Which you do, by your own admission by saying that you yourself are a hypocrite. According to you it's pointless to want other people to do anything, because you can't every fully count on them. Which is cute if you're in Philosophy 101, but meanwhile, outside the classroom, people are actually people.