I want to get into illegal shit. Dealing drugs or robbing drug dealers or something exciting. Tips?

when do you plan on going to jail and regretting everything

whoa $100?

>>689473806
How do you live on $100?

you can put 50 zeros after the decimal point. 100 dollars is 100 dollars. and that's not a lot

>>689473806
whats it like making a 10th of what i make doing something highly illegal then trying to show off like a little cunt :^)

>>689473806
what drug do you sell?

>>689473806
God damn, a whole 100 dollars. I wish i made that much, but no one wants to buy my products

ITT: Americans who don't know Europe uses a decimal instead of a comma.

>>689474315
Tips bro?

>>689474190
Kek

>>689474027
I would say that the most important thing u need to be good at is making people like you. Depending on where you live there's probably some people who would get pissed if you just sell drugs so therefor you need to make some friends that have some power in the underground world or just be a straight up psychopat but thats probably not gonna last long.
Other than that you need to stay out of trouble with other dealers and not make problems with people and if people make problems with you you have to be ready to defend yourself. Want more tips?

Wow,
100k a year illegally.
Sure beats my 250k from a 74% legal job

>>689473806
tell me how to make $100 a year, do I sell the drugs for a penny?

>>689474489
amway?

>>689474039
Hopefully that won't happen but if it does im ready for it. I live in denmark so prison is not that hard and sentences are pretty short. + prison life is just relaxing, eating playing fifa and working out. I love denmark

>>689474588
Sounds like a lot of unexciting work. I'd rather rob drug dealers. Break into their house and shit. How do?

Whats the easiest way to meet local distributors in a new area? Follow up question...narc spotting...plz explain.

>>689474112
lol not $100 a but one hundred thousand

>>689473806
how do you launder your money?

>>689473806
What do you sell, i made the most money i will ever make in my life around 20. Not 100,000 but i predict 30? (£ btw).

As i got older i couldn't deal with the stress of selling that much (the longer your in it the more likely you will be robbed beaten or arrested) now i make a much more modest sum and have almost spent the 10 grand i had saved, feels bad man.

My advice is save as much as possible and or use some capitol to start up something legit while you still can so you have a choice later down the line.

>>689473Joe as k.i

How does it feel knowing a desk jockey for the fbeye is tracing you and forwarding your info to your local LEA?

Feds love drug money you fucking hard.

>>689474709
I'm not saying im proud of this, im just sharing my story and saving up so i can start my own business. I know this is not the right way but i know many people who have done this made a lot of money gotten out and never been caught. Now they all have legit businesses

>>689474803
Have you seen the Pusher trilogy?

>>689475089
this

>>689475281
Weed? Coke? What?
Any close calls or crazy shit?

>>689474482
Hash, I buy in Denmark for around $3000 each kilo and sell it in Norway for $7-8500

>>689474866
This. Please.

BTW. run all numbers through reverse look up. the feds use VOIP phones

>>689473806
you made 100$ this year?

how does it feel to be a complete failure

quit your dayjob faggot

>>689474767
No, i sell dog biscuit holders and chocolate covered flowers. I run my own business, but it's not going as well as planned.

>>689474866
THIS. Im genuinely interested

>>689475089
I'm also curious.

>>689474808
Well ofcourse if you know were there stash is go for it, but most people who live off robbing and stuff move out of the country afterwards or they're gangmembers which im not. Just get ready for people trying to kill you if they know u did it and you robbed them for a lot. But sure if you know someone is selling drugs and he is a pussy with no back just call his dealer phone and kidnap him once he shows up. But again dangerous business I'd rather just stay out of trouble and do honest business

>>689474709
>74% legal

>>689475609
no shit

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>>689475609
>i sell dog biscuit holders and chocolate covered flowers
>it's not going as well as planned
no fucking shit nigga

>>689475462
Thats an amazing setup! What kind of people do you sell to in Norway and how many do you sell at a time?

>>689475462
how much of your product do you smoke?

>>689475089
Haven gotten to that part yet but i don't plan on staying in Denmark i wanna move to spain and if i move there spending my money won't be a problem

>>689473806
So how does it feel to know yer lazy ass is gonna end up in prison with all the other lazy niggers and spix?

>>689473806

Why would you post this on a website that collaborates with federal prosecutors, you dumb shit motherfucker?

>>689474866
Socializing in clubs, driving as a cab driver believe or not u meet many people, but just be careful if you're new in the game with no experience people will try to take advantage of you. My advice is to only deal with white people

>>689475093
Thats my plan

>>689473806
Ask a 20 year old software dev who made 96000 after taxes legally anything

>>689475437
Yeah pretty good movies

>>689475804
I was looking at the dirty. I found some people reported to be drug dealers on there. I figure I find them on facebook, figure out where they live, break in and rob them wearing a mask.

How does that sound?

>>689476182
on a scale of 1-10 how much do you enjoy furry porn

>>689475918
White people mostly and a few immigrants but i stay out of gang related people. I sell 4-5 kilos a month right now but it took a while to get to that. Started off with 1 kilo

>>689476178
Buying expensive equipment you can rent is a good idea, very little work and great return!

>>689474112
>>689474190
>>689474191
>>689475557

wow well you can tell who hasn't read a book, or looked at anything outside of their immediate surroundings

>>689473806
Do you bang chick's like this?
http://www.streamboobs.com/raiiny/

>>689476036
Im at an internet cafe with no cameras

Hvordan vil du veksle så mange kontanter til euro?

Hvor er du fra broder?

>>689476277
Its your own decision at the end of the day, if you're built for putting a gun in peoples faces and robbing them go for it. Its just not my type of thing im not that type of person

>>689476036
Dude, you watch too much tv.

>>689476509
Thanks for the tip i will look in to that. Are you talking like cameras and sound equipment?

>>689476367
1

>>689473806

How are you going to spend the cash? You can't put it into a bank account.

>>689476178
When you work around owning a business you can launder easier too

>>689473806
Dang man, that's tite. Have you thought about investing in businesses so you don't have to deal drugs all the time? You really just need to sell drugolas long enough to build up enough money to get into more legit lines of income. Might be a neat idea. Crime until you don't have to, then live off of other options that the money gives you.

>>689476277
i have a drug dealer friend who's been robbed 3 times
some fucker stole my 3ds by climbing the balcony at the back of the apartment and came through the sliding glass door while nobody was there
so it may work once or twice but don't do it more then that
he now owns a gun and sleeps with one eye open
always keeps people at his house
etc
so study who youre fucking with

>>689476506
know some nerd who started dealing weed and got shot over a half eighth, you are not safe at any point in the game, get out while you still can

>>689476767
>http://www.streamboobs.com/raiiny/
Hookers yeah sure all the time

>>689473806
$100 in a year. Why do you suck at dealing?

>>689474709
Oh look who works in financials hah

>>689474709
I'd like to see the math behind that percentage

I sell memes on the deep web and make $50,000 on a good trading week.

>>689473806
Slinging Hash?

>>689476767
Aarhus min bror. Der er masser af måder at gøre det på. Der er mange vekselbutikker rundt omkring i landet der gør det sort. Gå ind og læs om det på ekstrabladet. Man kan også købe guld for 30.0000 uden det bliver registreret og uden at man skal vise ID så det ikke det sværeste

>>689477534
sample?

>>689477534
yo sell me a pepe for 0.6 btc pls
it better be dank too none of that clearnet shit
idc if its stolen

>>689476885
I'm not, but I want to be. I was about to kill myself, but I would like to do something exciting first. I want to be in control, to feel alive, to take a risk.

I was about to put on my mask and rob this convenience store, but chickened out because someone saw my get into my car outside my place. I was wearing a suit and figured he might recognize it.

I decided I'd rather do crimes against criminals if possible, easier for my family to accept.

>>689473806
Step up to murder.
Better payouts.

>>689476725
He's at a internet cafe! Bum can't afford a phone or net with his 100 a year
Kek

>>689477701
why dont you go do that russian suicide climbing buildings thing you simple minded fuck

>>689477315
True dealing drugs will never be safe but as they say lifes a risk carnaaaaal. Luckily for me denmark is not a jungle like Chicago and other people in the us people dont do that kind of stuff unless theres a lot more money involved $40.000 at least i would say

>>689473806
Can I have a job?

>>689477288
Would they shoot an intruder? Like, wouldn't that have a high chance of the cops catching them? Especially if the gun wasn't legal.

A drug dealer was arrested and nearly 100K was found in his house in my city recently. I want that. I want to rob a fucker for more money than I've ever seen in one place before.

>>689477917
Youd be surprised what a poor person in any country will do for money bud, like i said, at no point in the game, anywhere in the world, are you safe, and doing an illegal trade you have signed yourself up for every bad thing youve seen in movies. It is not just a normal life risk you are quite literally signing yourself up for tragedy

>>689477749
Lol no im at an internet cafe because it's more fun to play videogames there with your buddys than alone in your mothers basement like you do ;)

>>689474947
oh so you made a hundred thousand from drug dealing

how does it feel to be a complete failure?

I know legal growers that make 5x that much :/ (personal too :(

>>689478467
just another selfish kid putting him and his entire family in harms way to make his sheckles

>>689478160
I get what your saying but you also have to remember that you never hear about the succes stories because it's not really something people with tell you about if they done it at some point in their life. AS i said i personally know a few people who've made it, but yes doing this is not sustainable im aware

>>689478093
if depends on the neighborhood
my buddy lives in a shitty complex that calls the cops when he has the music too loud so hed def go to jail if he shot someone
hed get all the drugs out before then and just get arrested for his bongs and dab rigs and shit
but if its a hood where everyone knows everyone youre basically fucked
i would say it's not worth it unless you know someone thats close to the dealer whos willing to help you fuck him over for a bit of the profit

>>689477907
I'm anything but simple minded. 155 IQ. Good career. But I've never cared much for life. It's boring. I want to have a gun in my face. I want to jump from a window with $100K in my backpack and a pissed off criminal shouting at me. I want to feel alive.

When I was younger I used to get my friends to drive my car and I'd ride on the roof like it were a surf board. It was exhilarating but it wasn't enough.

>>689473806
Why don't you kill yourself?

>>689473806
Man i make $150.000 a day as a security guard, you must be a shit dealer.

I pimp out my 4 daughters and make twice what you do.

>>689477031
Sound equipment is exactly what i went for and its going pretty well, i only bought a couple of thousand pounds worth and its working out very nicely, i can give them to events or venues, most of the time they come and collect it and sign a contract ect.

Its best to deal with people who know what they are doing with the equipment though which is why its good to choose something fairly complex or niche. Cameras would also be great my girlfriend is a photographer and you wouldnt believe how much they charge for a days use of some lights! There seems to be a fairly high demand too cause 9/10 people breaking into photography cant afford to own that stuff...

>>689478839
*Why would you kill yourself?

>>689478748
put on a flying squirrel suit and get airdropped over an isis occupied village

>>689479345
That actually sounds pretty fucking sweet. If it were that easy I'd probably do it.

>>689474808
find drug dealer house, get gun, break in, rob the guy, run away

Only 100k, you better work harder

>>689474709
Wow.
250k a year legally.
Sure beats my cock size superiority and ability to please every girl in the world better than you can.

>>689479932
Yeah, that's the plan. I wish I had a partner though, would make things a lot easier.

>>689478748
Region?

>>689475933
>never get high on your own supply

>>689480219
>implying cock size makes you good at sex
nobody gives a shit as long as your dick is at least like 5 or 6 inches
get over yourself and learn how to actually please a woman

t. femanon

>>689480653
in my experience this rule is rarely followed as most people sell something they abuse already

>>689476178
>restaurant

I know a guy who did exactly this, started dirty turned it into some burrito shop, there's like 4-6 in the city now.

>>689480309
What region are you in?

>>689480759
You don't make 100k sucking down your spent cash.

>>689480639
Why does it matter?

>>689480898
Same guy who asked before? I'm north.

>>689474315
feels alright man everybody has a different life and someone is always going to make more money than you in a easier way, the thing is to find a way to better your own situation and as of right now this is definently one of the better situations. Im only 21 and have already made a decent enough amount of money and im taking care of myself and keep in mind im from a poor single mother household alot of the people who grew up in the same area as me have accomplished nothing up untill now

Are all drug dealers assholes

>>689480957
if youre making 100k a year off of hash there is no way you could smoke all of that profit you would be the first guy to die of weed

>>689473806
Pls tips i buy weed cheap and good quality but i dont know who to sell

Sorry bad eng

>>689476616
wow well you can tell who hasn't heard of a joke, or ever seen a joke in their entire life.

>>689475933
None of it i don't like smoking weed makes me unfocused and right now i feel like i need to stay sharp 100% percent of the time

>>689475609
i'll buy a dog biscuit holder, how much?

>>689481132
No most people who operate at a high level are pretty sensibel people but you always need to have your guard up anyway. But as I said i mostly deal with elder people 30-50 years old who are not the type of people who rob you. But on the lower level though people who sell small bags are definently some of the worst people on this planet. Cunning and deceiving and a lot of time end up spending their life in jail and are miserable when they get older. Fucking over people is just not that sustainable

>>689476182
how do i do this
im a 19 year old tranny dropout but i have god tier programming skills

>>689473806
I'm guessing you sell to other dealers, did you set up your own suply chain or did you get a break or favor? What's the riskiest part of your job? Do you have a plan/exit strategy? Are you independent? I obviously expect you'll only answer within reason

>>689481802
If you truly had god tier skills you wouldn't need help.

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Killers of /b/

>>689473806
I'm an anti-social NEET with no friends. How the fuck do I find a drug dealer

>>689473806
so estimate you buy around 19 kilo's or lower of hash and sell for flip $7000. but how do u get point (A) to point (B). without getting caught. dd myself.

>>689482083
i legitimately do but im an autistic neet and have no idea what the fuck to do with my life
4 years hacking experience, and now im writing an os for fun
i know c/c++, intel assembly, .net, python, lua, ruby, php
spend my days in parent's basement hating myself and reverse engineering random shit for fun

>>689481954
I am independent in the way that i dont share my profits with anyone except my partner who i started up with who is also my bestfriend. But the guy that we get it from is very related to one of the biggest gangs in denmark but ive made it clear to him that i never want to be part of the gang and he doesn't really care since im putting a lot of money in his pockets. Recently he's also helped me after another gang tried to kidnap me. So right now im in a pretty good spot im not gang related but i still have people to help me when im in trouble. I would advice others to try and get the same setup if they want to tryout this business. Remember, you need to make people dependent on you.
The connections i found through family members who live in norway

>>689481795
I wouldn't know because i just dealt weed in high school, but what's the stress/paranoia like for you?

>>689476182
What service do you sell and where did you learn how to do it?

>>689482764
Either freelance or apply at a company. Or work for yourself. How about you make a framework that doesn't suck? I'm building an api server using slc loopback, and it took like a third of the time they expected it to take me, but it could have been half of that. They have a billion useless features but don't have a bunch of common shit. And have shitty documentation.

>>689473806
You are either going to die on a shooting eventually or will be arrested. Make sure to enjoy while you are on the blue

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Serious question, how? Like how do you even start that kind of shit? I've always been really curious.

Lesser serious question, how accurate is Ten Crack Commandments by BIG

>pls respond

>>689483523
im literally autistic and don't know how to write a resume, and nobody will hire a tranny or a dropout
freelancing might work
id write a framework for something if i knew what people wanted but i have no sense of business

>>689481802
You just gotta work on some projects to showcase your skills. I made some video games, as a kid, then in high school I got more serious and made my own shitty search engine and did some bug finding for the linux kernal, and with that shit on my resume got an internship which got me a job.

>>689481802
make a cheap "flappy birds" type app game. thats all you have to do

>>689483950
Make software with errors..sell it and get cash solving them. Easy piecy

>>689483940
>buy weed from weed guy
>sell weed to high schoolers
>repeat
>?????
>prophet

>>689484388
Well no fucking shit. That's what I already do. Obviously I'm talking on a larger scale, what he's doing. Except I grow

>>689484185
ive done a lot of random shit in my spare time that i could just upload to github as a portfolio
i just don't know where to go from there to actually having a job though

>>689484237
thanks, maybe I'll try and make shitty ripoff games

>>689483950
bruh im a dropout. And being a tranny doesnt have matter at all tbh. Just find someone who can help you write a resume and apply to some internships.

In my country you can get 1 kilo of white trash for 10 dollars

>>689484535
what do u grow a shitty small indoor or a mass outdoor?

>>689484691
in your country they call 'modern warfare 2' fucking outside

>>689484871
keep crying gringo

>>689483940
Hahaha the ten rules are pretty valid especially the one about never let anyone know how much dough u have but even better never let anyone except people who NEED to know what youre doing.
And I really dont know how i ended up here life works in funny ways sometimes, but i guess it has something to do with the enviroment i grew up in. There were alot of people doing this kinda stuff and i all of the sudden i was doing the same thing

>>689483950
You should look at the slc loopback feature requests and complaints.

Like I don't need anything fancy. I just need the basics to be supported. Like it took me way too long to figure out how to disable the billion automatically generated methods. If they just provided a white list it would be great. Instead I needed to find how to do it myself and implement a white list on my own. Dude. I'm using a framework to avoid this shit.

There are so many issues, little things they did differently could save a lot of time for developers. Today I had to implement basic auth because it doesn't support it appropriately. It was only 20 minutes, but it was something I should never had needed to do.

>>689473806
Please tell me you sell something cool and edgy like heroin and not just weed. I mean, good for you and I'm happy for your success, but selling weed isn't that interesting to me.

>>689483950
Also, pic? Curious how you look.

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I make $15,000 a year all legally, suck on that bitches

>>689485523
nice minimum wage bruh

I went back home for my sister's wedding. I went to a local bar to see if anyone from my high school days was still kicking it around there. Met this 21 year old that like super into football ( I played in hs and 2 years in college) and he ends up taking me back to his apartment telling me he's making about 200k selling tweak. Fuck my life, I became a teacher.

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>>689485407
here's a shitty pic

>>689485676
Minimum wage, sweet, that's a government salary.

>>689485676
Hell yeah and I fuckin love it

>>689485226
Who the fuck cares what your bitch ass thinks? not a goddamn soul.

>>689485811
Looks like you can pass for a chick. If you're actually good at writing software that can definitely be an asset.

>>689486040
i can look better when it's not 2 am and when i have makeup on

i'm too high to go through this whole thread.what are you selling?

>>689485811
code a vaporwave album

>>689486198
Put together a resume. Maybe work on some open source stuff. Get a job. You might not start at 90K but if you're assertive and good and are willing to switch companies I guarantee you can get there.

>>689486283
Hash, bought in Denmark sold in Norway

>>689485876
Cant say I don't respect that. keep on man

>>689473806

Why is your name Casey?

>>689483940
if you really want to start u gotta fine buyer in large scale to sell to and and people willing to front product to you for you sell for the large scale buyer. it a slow start but once u got that going your set because you got that person who front to your willing to vouch for others to front for you as long as you pay than there cut of the deal.
>you start as associate
>start selling in low scale (solider)
>start selling more big by getting it front (capo) to under boss
>Cant go up any higher you can but its more harder to explain to a high school.

Have you invested any money into a third party gold bouillon depository so you have some money when you go to fed?

>>689474709
Probably does.
While you grind away working for someone else's end game. A fucking piss washed pawn in a mindless company that shells out 250k as compensation for your "efforts" . BuY the house, get the car live the dream "you" want. Your not free and your not happy.
Good job drug dealer, you've lived more in one weekend then this fuck will in 40 years.

>>689486661
Thanks for being respectful man

>>689486576
thanks for the advice

>>689474502
he used the dollar sign newfag

>>689486629
how much do you sell an ounce for?

>>689486661
Usually just alot of shit talk for working fast food,but I enjoy it more than any other higher paying job I've had (Hardees frycook/cook in a town of old people is pretty nice and chill)

>>689486915
I wish you the best. I'm trying to get my balls together to ask for a raise tomorrow. I'm underpaid but still have more than I need.

>>689473806
$100 isn't that much bro.

>>689487082
he sell in kil he would do oz unless he is that low for money. why would he sell an oz if hes can sell a kilo for 7000 to 8500

>>689487046
I think that sign means currency, I think the real dollar sign has two vertical lines. I could be wrong though.

>>689487082
>>689475462
I'm not OP

>>689473806
do u sell fiber weed

>>689482281
I wont get into specifics when it comes to that but there's always a way remember that, and if your just moving in your country and not across borders its pretty fucking safe atleast in denmark, nobody checks public transport here. also vaccum your shit in a clean enviroment, police dogs are not as good as some people think, also spray catpiss on your vechicle as it will distract the dog

>>689486283
hashish

>>689487400
(+) 50 points cheeky faggot

>>689474709

>Go to university for 4+ years to get a useless piece of paper to work a soul draining 9-5 making 250k

>never set foot in a higher education institution. Make 100k

yeeaahhh it does beat it

>>689474808
Are you fucked? You just explained to yourself what to do get a screwdriver/crowbar or just a brick get Intel case the house and act accordingly

>>689473806
understanding the difference between decimals and comas, it could save your life