>>689466066
Bob Ross is Boss

>>689466066
Cant find a flaw

>>689466066
pretty cool guy

He's a gem

>>689466444
checked and agreed.

>>689466066
Trees needs friends also

he helped create isis

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>>689466684
Same?

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>>689466066
Never did anything wrong, just made cool paintings with happy trees

>>689466066
I think he was a neo nazi

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>>689466066
He beat the shit out of the devil

Hack and cuck similar to Fred Rogers.
Only appeals to plebs for being "down-to-earth."

>>689466066
legend

>>689467906
He also just wanted to share his love of painting with the world.

Plus he had a sick afro

>>689468184
Yeah because he was too much of a pussy to handle military life.

>>689466066
i miss bob :(

>>689468353
He was a medic tho. ;-;

>>689468353
Some people arent cut out for the miltitary. Bob just wanted to paint. Thats okay with me

>>689468461
Oh so a nurse? He must have started up painting his nails and servicing the marines, fucking faggot.

>>689468568
>Some people aren't cut out for the military.
Yeah, they're called weak.

On top of that afro game tho

>>689468736
>as you sit on 4chin during the night

ok

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>>689468632
>>689468736

>>689468736
Nah, just not willing to die for 300,000,000 people I don't know or care about, because I'm not an overly-empathetic child.

>>689467906
You sound incredibly fat.

>>689468893
>What are hobbies.

>>689468949
Nice homoerotic myth.

>>689469134
That's why you're a coward.

>>689469347
Keep projecting, kiddo.

>>689469559
Faggot

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Impossible to hate the guy

>>689469843
>impossible
>white male
Hah, k.

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He did the show for free. Thats just neat of him

>>689469559
Not a coward; you're just a fucking moron. Your only sense of purpose in life is to either kill or die, and I don't know whether I find that pathetic or hilarious. You are literally nothing, and you know it, so you enlisted. Your self-awareness is the only commendable thing about you.

You know, as I was typing this, a thought just occurred to me; I'm 99% sure you're not even in the military.

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>>689466066
From an artist's perspective, he was alright. I know my grandfather (who was also an artist) didn't like his way of painting because he felt that his nature scenes would've been better off if Ross went out into nature himself and painting. (Something my grandfather personally did) But hey, each to their own as an artist. I personally like the fact that art doesn't always have to be physically in front of you while you create it.

As a man, a teacher? Pretty fucking cool. I like the fact that he wasn't afraid to step away from the military and lead a life of peace and serenity until his death. Plus, they don't call him the "Father of ASMR" for nothing.

>>689470152
>Not being aware that economic prosperity is built on the foundation of conquest.
Sorry to burst your bubble, kid, but I'm the only reason why you have a fucking laptop.
Keep preaching about morality at your campus though lmfao.

>>689466066
a dead living legend

Bob Ross was a ray of Sunshine in a fucked up world. The world is worse off after his passing. PLus hes the number one rated creative streamer on twitch lol.

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>>689468736
More like, sane people don't want to murder for the sake of murdering.

Sane people don't want to fight for a country that's just as fucked up as the rest.

>>689466066
Outstanding guy.

>>689470332
Lmao when you die nobody will give a fuck

>>689470332
>kiddo
>kid

You're 20 at the oldest. Please just muster up the courage to kill yourself already. At least that way you can beat your sandnigger buddies to the punch.

He was great in "Road Trip", made the movie

>>689468736
>That's because they are smart
Ftfy

>>689470417
See
>>689470332

You have an astoundingly naive perception of the world, but I expect nothing less from a weeaboo faggot.
True fact, every civilization is just playground for peons to feel important while the real work to sustain it is always drenched in blood.

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Trees

>>689467906
confirmed for devil

I'm old ok? I would come home for lunch from classes. Switch on TV, and see Ross. What the fuck, I'll watch. Hooked after watching a few times. In 30 minutes he'd entertain me while I had lunch. Just found it awesome how the painting was made in 1/2 hour.

i fucked his niece in his house at a party once. tons of amazing paintings on the wall
he lives in north carolina/ south carolina boarder

>>689470505
>implying I want recognition when half the stuff I do is illegal.
Right.

>>689470538
>only killing sandniggers

kek

>>689470608
>I'm so smart in my room reading books. I bet he's a Christian too, snicker snicker.

>>689466066
If this live?

>>689470622
itt; Air Force cuck triggered hard

>>689470837
Hes dead.

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>>689470332
The universe is so expansive, and we don't know shit. We're a tiny fragment of it, and alien life hasn't visited us yet. I wonder fucking why.

There are most likely plenty of other shit out there, that's as small as us, and other people who have a mentality like your's. Get fucked faggot.

Everyone is born without a purpose, everyone dies. Now shut up and enjoy the life you have right now that doesn't have to do with murdering people (and that goes for all the fucked up shitholes out there.)

>>689470837
What year was this anon?

>>689466066
God, I couldn't fucking stand the guy! He was... he's... he said... ah, guess he's not bad after all.

>>689469559
K m8

>>689470892
Did your mom forget to pack your lunch again, anon? You seem pretty upset. I'd give you a hug, but I can't risk cutting myself on your edges.

>>689470933
>Projecting this badly
Stay mad, civvy lmao.

Or they have and are equally brutal because life doesn't fit into your pansies as star trek narrative as you'd hoped. You should be sucking my dick for keeping you alive. That's what's annoying about you feeble fucks, you wouldn't know what to do if the entire social order were to break down. You're hyper-dependent and weak, not even worthy of being called a real man.

>>689470892
k

>>689470892
>laughs at reading books

It is truly hilarious watching how confidently retarded you are. You're so brainwashed that you truly believe intellect is morally wrong. I'm laughing in the comfort of my home, and you're going to die for me. That's all the pleasure I need from this thread.

>>689470795
Thats honestly pretty cute, Anon. Made me smile.

>>689471027
during highschool so about 2003ish

>>689468353
Dude was a total pussy, could only handle 20 years of service and reached Master Sergeant, only two promotions shy of the highest rank an enlisted person can achieve. Guy obviously couldn't handle military life and was a total failure at it, which is why he resorted to painting.

I want to get stoned and watch his videos.

>>689471257
So you ARE in the Air Force lmao.

What if each one of those paintings showed where he hid a dead body..

>>689469134
Funny because hundreds of thousands died for you

>>689471495
Kek. Thats dark

>>689468353
he was in the military for 20 years lol, are you edgy or just fucked?

>>689471083
>all this faggot can do is sputter k.
lmao

>>689471248
Who are you again? Never mind you just come here to call people who genuinely know how irreparably fucked the world is edgy so he can feel secure behind his warped little bubble.

>>689471271
I do read, the point is that you do nothing but read and pretend to be intelligent for it, fucking retard. Good. I can't wait for you and your children to be raped by invaders because you foolishly believe in the false promises of diplomacy.
Oh wait you probably don't even have a girlfriend since they're attracted to security, which is what I offer, the only thing of critical value in society.

>>689471527
And that was their choice. I never asked them to. You don't give someone a car who didn't want a car, and then be mad that they don't appreciate the car and suck your dick for it.

>>689466248
Boss Ross

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I fucking love Bob Ross. Watch his show on youtube before I go to sleep each night. So peaceful

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>>689471155
For fuck sakes anon

>>689471691
Cringe

>>689471691
Guess it'll be your fault if they do, bub. Just couldn't work hard enough. I'll go ahead and prepare the 21 guns, since you're too piss poor to succeed in the most mindless, trivial of tasks.

>>689467906
Gayest troll I've seen today.

>>689472019
>Feeble fan calls Kanye West cringe
>Genuinely believes his comment matters and invalidates the waves of support he gets regularly.
But I'm sure somebody used that mean ol' buzzword on you so you had to join the cool kids to recover.

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>>689471155
By far my favorite quote of his

>>689472203
You sound severely upset.

>>689471810
Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize you didn't enjoy living a life of freedom, my mistake. Do you plan on moving soon? Because honestly we could use less of you parasites to society. Or are you going to enjoy playing your Xbox without fear of getting bombed daily? Just wondering.

So young, so ignorant. Tell me, wise one, what do you think of JFK's quote, "ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country." Was he full of shit as well?

>>689466066
I think he's' great for anyone who has no talent and wants to learn to art. Simply put he can teach anyone.

>>689472108
>Killing people
>Mindless tasks
You've never even been in a fight, have you pussy? The fact of the matter is you're not intelligent for that, you just feign intelligence when it actually the laws you hide behind need to be enforced. That's why nobody respects you and will never.

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>>689468736
>Some people who graduate the bottom 10% of their class don't work at the gas station right away.
fixd

>>689472318
I live in Canada lmao.

>>689472203
Mega cringe

>>689472314
I have no idea who you are. You could be a chode-diddling brony who thought he'd waddle into this thread and spew cringe to feel like he wasn't for a second.

>>689472318
But yes, anon, he was.

bob ross was a communist im surprised 4chan is not hating on him

Mediocre painter with a good heart

Gay hippie loved by hipster faggots who dont know shit about him or just stupid people. Id snort coke with him if he wasnt dead though.

>>689472514
Super cringe

>>689472694
>That's all I can see because I genuinely believe it's flustering him, look how flustered he is guys, I'm such a troll lol. Watch, I'm gonna say it again.

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>>689472526
How could yoh hate him? He never forced his personal views onto you. He was just a cool guy who wanted to teach the world to paint. I think that would outshine his "communist" views honestly.

>>689472435
Q. What do they call the person that graduated last in their class from medical school.

A. Doctor.

>>689472522
I see. Well when Trump or Hillary start WW3, I'll be sure to spit on you after you get back from your draft service. No reason to thank you since I didn't ask you to defend me, thank you very much.

I'd love to hear your thoughts on how he was full of shit.

king of the white guy's afro
whatever you do youll never achieve his type of beautiful hair

>>689472355
>pull trigger
>task completed

You know no one but the families of dead vets care about dead vets, right? I have respect. I have an actual job, an actual position of authority, which you were too stupid and poor to obtain the education for, so you enlisted because you knew you couldn't do anything else.

inb4 projecting, since that's just your default when you're upset with having to question your life choices

>>689472786
Cringe

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>>689472806
i agree he was a cool guy

>>689466066
>watched that motherfucker for nap time when I was smol.
> did good art
> had smooth voice
>war vet
> love me some bob Ross

>>689471495
"And we'll just put another happy little tree right about...oh let's say right here. And this little tree's a little happier than the rest 'cause he's got a little extra fertilizer today."

>>689472921
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

HE REALLY THINKS
HOLY FUCK
HE GENUINELY BELIEVES HE CAN SURVIVE COMBAT
OMFG
YOU WOULD BE SCREAMING YOUR GIRLY LUNGS OUT YOU GIGANTIC PANSY
HOLY FUCK THAT'S AMAZING
YOU WERE SERIOUS TOO

HE THINKS MANAGING A MCDONALDS MEANS HE HAS RESPECT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
HOLY FUCK

>>689472786
Autism levels are off the charts. Yikes.

Bob Ross is my fuckin nigga

>>689473104
Triggered?

>>689473104
Cringy mccringe

>>689473251
Into hysterics. Civilians are always the best source of sheltered ignorance.

>>689473315
Yet there you are dying for me, and here I am making money. :/

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Literally did nothing wrong. Just a man who wanted to teach people to paint some happy little trees.

Literally nothing to hate.

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>>689472318
JFK would facepalm in his grave to hear you twist his ideals that way.

JFK was leading a massive effort for transparency in gov't, specifically to expose the "secret societies" who exploit the wealth and military strength of the world, predominantly the US.

That exploitation is the cause for the rampant fascism and lack of freedom the world experiences today.

tl;dr: you're not causing freedom, you are *hindering* it with your ignorance of who commands your beloved military.

>>689473413
And you're slaving to make sure my burger is given to me how I want it, bitch. What's your point. The difference between you and I is that I genuinely enjoy what I do and am easily more knowledgeable about the world than you will ever be because of it.

>>689466066
one of only a few truly good people who ever lived on this earth.

Mr Rogers was another. It's easy to detect edgelords if they mock/insult either of those people who have lived such decent, kind and caring lives.

>>689466066

You will never see the little role of paint in 4k, you will never hear him beat the devil out of that 2" brush in glorious 7.1 surround sound.

how does this make you feel?

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Hey you guys arguing off topic in this thread.

This is for you.

He is God. The painted the world with his heavenly brush, his masterful paints and his goldlike painbrush cleaning ways

>>689473641
You keep telling yourself that, kiddo. You'll either die or come back and mooch off American tax dollars like the pathetic waste of space you are. I have an education and an actual job. You have nothing, and you will continue to have nothing because you wasted your high school years being too lazy to actually work, and you wasted your potential college years being my personal bitch.

>>689473803
Bill Nye and Steve Irwin are also two of them.

Imagine if Bill Nye, Bob Ross, Steve Irwin, and Mr Rogers did a special together. Thatd be awesome

> can't sleep
> put bob ross on
> audio only
> sleep before end of episode.
> shit works

>>689474168
>Mooch off American tax dollars.
Getting paid for my services at your expense makes me a mooch now? If anything I'm basically like the fucking mafia lmao. And this nigga keeps thinking I'm the bitch in this exchange, when I can walk into his business and treat him like dogshit if I'm not appeased, but he can't do ANYTHING in reverse. That's hilarious. Really. Keep embarrassing yourself though, man. I'm dying over here.

>>689474467
Hell yeah it does. I do that every night. Sometimea when he beats the devil out of the brush it spooks me awake.

>>689473953
makes me cri evrrtiem

>>689474176
I would be scared if Steve Irwin did a TV special these days.

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>>689475379
I miss the Crocodile Hunter... First time I cried about someone dying was when I read in the paper my parents left on the table when I was 9 or so that he had died.

>>689475661
Atleast he died the way he lived, with animals in his heart.

>>689473953
Thats okay. He isnt meant to be heard or seen like that. That wouldnt make it Bob Ross

>>689475896
Damn anon... that hurt...

Bob Ross Quotes:

We don't laugh because we feel good; we feel good because we laugh.

There are no mistakes, only happy accidents
.
I don't know if anything in nature ever grows exactly the same, but they are always exactly as the way it should be, perfectly itself.

Put light against light - you have nothing. Put dark against dark - you have nothing. It's the contrast of light and dark that each give the other one meaning.

Don't be afraid to scrape the paint off and do it again. This is the way you learn, trial and error, over and over, repetition. It pays you great dividends, great, great dividends.

Oooh, if you have never been to Alaska, go there while it is still wild. My favorite uncle asked me if I wanted to go there, Uncle Sam. He said if you don't go, you're going to jail. That is how Uncle Sam asks you.

We have no limits to our world. We're only limited by our imagination.

>>689475994
Such a great man.

>>689467788
You're thinking of him beating the devil out of paintbrushes

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>>689472203
Cringelord

>>689475896
Brutal

>>689467906
I have a strong feeling Bob Ross fucked way more chicks than you ever will. Mostly because you're a loser and he wasn't

>>689476327
Bob could beat the devil too if he wanted. Im sure of it.

>>689474744
D00d Pl34z3 sT4p Th3 Kringe

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>>689468736
i was actually smart enough to NOT end up in the military. people in the army are dipshits.

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>>689469981
nice b8

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I'm watching me some bob Ross, dankified as well. It's quite pleasing to say the least.

>>689470293
>he felt that his nature scenes would've been better off if Ross went out into nature himself and painting.

I agree with you, if you're looking at a scene and painting it, it may be more "realistic," but less artistic. If you want something really close to the natural scene, take a picture. Art is more interesting when it captures more of how reality can transform as you experience it and then express it.

>>689470293
ＢＯＢ ＲＯＳＳ

Bob Ross was the most likable person to ever live.

>>689477328
I watch him for his personality and to watch him create a lively picture from nothing. But he couldve been better. But then again it wasnt about making the best paintings, it was about making your painting. He just wanted everyone to paint.

>>689466066
quints

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Bob didnt deserve death.

>>689470143
For real.. I always wondered what his paint line was like in terms of quality. But I was more of a roy underhill/this old house fan then I was a bob ross fan.

>>689478177
Nor his wife while he was patiently waiting for better times.

>>689469559
couple things wrong with your post.
1. "being a coward" is not fighting for what you believe.
2. "Kiddo" (WE ALL KNOW YOUR BETWEEN 12-16 TOPS)

>>689469981
You mad nigger?

>>689470892
Wow dude you do illegal stuff man you're so cool

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>>689479432
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>>689479573
Stay triggered~ ;)

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>>689471691
>I do read
Anon, porn doesn't count.
>You do nothing but read
I'm not this anon, but how would you know if they read all day? Do you have ESP? Does the NSA allow you do look at everybody's webcam and see what we're doing all day? Short answer: No
>fucking retard
Anon, you cannot make a valid argument with name calling
>Raped by invaders
So you're holding the whole US armed forces together and are leading them? I'm so sorry, I didn't know you were the President, the secretary of Defense, OR the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. Well welcome Mr.Obama/Mr.Carter/General Dunford.
>False promises of diplomacy
So just murder everyone? You know what, I used to agree with you, when I was an angsty teenager. Then I learned that you need to make and keep bonds and friendships if you want to achieve anything, look back at the battle of Yorktown and America's long living alliance with the French. Diplomacy does in deed not end problems, that we can all agree, but neither does war.
>The whole last sentence
Did you just say, something to the affect of "I have girlfriends and you don't (something you learned from your ESP powers) because I'm in the army" Way to go on telling us your real intentions of why you joined the army you loser.

If you respond please use the graph to sound like a literate person

>>689479964
I'm sure you feel really good about yourself for that, moron.

>>689472526
proof? there is so little information about bob ross out there. But you managed it get this from who?
His son who is still alive?
One of his master teachers?

>>689479831
I'm not triggered though, I'm also planning on enlisting in the army lmao. I just don't see the need to annonce the fact that you do "illegal" shit

>>689480263
For what? Something I threw together in 2 minutes?

He's a thief. He stole the concept of doing a painting on TV from William Alexander. He also copied his style. Alexander was a WWII vet who made threatening comments and had a totally different personality. Bob Ross perfected the soft-spoken schtick to sell art supplies.

>>689480333
It wasn't for the sake of being cool, it's for the sake of... I forgot, something about the law not really applying to people overseas unless people try to hold people accountable, which would only reinforce the need for a military in the first place.
I'm not actually military though, and am twelve. All of you are faggots. I win.

>>689479432
>>689479528
>>689479573
>>689479831
>>689479964

Fucking psychos. This is a Bob Ross thread.
Get the fuck out and reassess your lives.

>>689466066
Bob Ross is a fucking G

>>689480495
What
>>689480633
said.
Why you felt the need to argue with what was obviously a troll just proves you're not nearly as intelligent as you just pretended to be.

William "Bill" Alexander (2 April 1915 – 24 January 1997) was a German painter, art instructor, and television host. He is best known as the creator and host of The Magic of Oil Painting (1974-1982) television programs that ran on PBS in the United States. The Art of Bill Alexander (1987–1994) was a series of books on wet-on-wet oil painting. He is also remembered as the teacher of celebrity and popular television painter Bob Ross.

>>689470332
>I'm the only reason why you have a fucking laptop
Sounds like you've quite a superiority complex. Come back when you're a Marine, and not some fat army cuck a recruiter picked off the street.

>>689480870
They're still responding.
This is awesome.

>>689480633
I love Bob Ross, he is the only reason I tried (and failed) painting for a whole year. I wanna be like Bob

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>>689480763
I was asked what I felt good about, I feel only good about Bob Ross and Bob Ross alone.
And the response I made to an obviously set up troll was just thrown together.

>>689480763
I was not in that bullshit argument. What did my post say again? Reread it. You aren't as intelligent as you just pretended to be.

>>689481779
>>689481654
You niggers are silly.

>>689479831
Still salty you couldn't get in to college huh?

>>689482208
I've gotten into several, all community.
Eat shit fagit.

Mom pulled a bob ross and said i wasn't a mistake...just a happy accident....so yeah i was a mistake

>>689466066
Fuck the edgy, underage troll, have happy Bob Ross tunes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLO7tCdBVrA

>>689482346
Shit. Sorry. Didn't know

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>>689482346
Damn....prestigious

>>689481237
It doesn't even matter that you failed, only that you tried. I bet that's what Bob Ross would say, or something like it. No he'd say something much better. Fuck...he was awesome

>>689483981
Am I unable to transfer to increasingly prestigious schools if I do well?

>>689480836
I remember seeing his show on pbs as a child and thinking, even then, this guy is batshit crazy.

Great painter but he was like some cliche angry German guy who I couldn't understand at all.

In times of deep personal struggle, i ask myself, "what would ross do?"

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>>689466066

God.

>>689466066
I thought you went to bed?

>>689466066
wish he was still alive so I could fuck him.

I don't understand how anybody couldn't love ol' Bob.