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>>689444830
don't hate on his Steven Tyler cosplay
>>689445030
I was thinking mick jagger
/b/ump
>>689444830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78JPyjq4wPY
Dumping my folder.
>>689444830
He looks like a bad face sketch
>>689444830
i need more from this guy PLS!
>>689447247
I haven't cringed that hard in a while
>>689447296
This isnt cringe.. its, something different.
>>689444830
this dude is ugly for sure but he gets WAY WAY WAAAY more pussy than the average faggot here posting and re-posting him in cringe threads. Post him in "ugly cunt" threads all you want but this dude is nowhere near cringe.
Look him up, gaylords. He has a hot gf and a way-too-hot ex gf. Either he's a faggot and fooling the entire world or getting-laid-while-ugly is suddenly cringe.
cringe found in this thread
>>689448812
this guy suicided himself
good riddance
>>689444830
everytime I see this, I spend too much time staring at him wondering how his proportions even work. Does he just have a really tiny head? or is he rocking massive shoulder pads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28PFf5PFxpM
>>689449258
IT'S
FUCKING
SATIRE
>>689447878
Really? Cuz that's been around.... Forever
>>689447296
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>689449493
Sorry, I messed up. Have some compensation.
>>689449319
hes obviously born with some birth defect.
>>689449356
>>689449217
>>689448812
There's a video of him "Singing" cringed so hard.
glad he's dead
http://hollywoodlife.com/2015/08/27/toby-sheldon-death-breakup-justin-bieber-look-alike-dead/
>>689448069
Alpha as fuck
>>689448762
it took me a minute before i figured out what was going on...
the internet was a mistake.
>>689448762
What the fuck
>>689448762
What the fuck, lol'd times 10.
Saved, jesus christ.
>>689449633
thanks doctor faggot, m.d.
that still does not describe his proportion
>>689449258
>boogie
>cringe
Nice try buddy
This makes me so angry for some reason.
>>689449258
that's boogie, it's from a video. someone else edited it for the sole purpose of being cringe. that in it's self is cringy.
so original
>>689449258
what>>689449493 said. where's my compensation? i'm not splittin that milksteak and jellybeans.
>>689449975
Lost so hard. Looks like a failure in life for the purpose of looking like a failure in life
>>689449813
how would feminism help that in any way?
>>689449430
If someone came to me with this I'd tell them to get the hell out of my parlor
>>689450113
Here, faggot
>>689449590
New favourite way to get people to fuck off on Tinder.
>>689449961
her face looks like it's fucking cgi or something
>>689447247
Doesn't cis just mean identifying as the gender you're born as? Why down with cis does she expect everyone to be trans or gay or bi?? I'm confused guys..
>>689450325
god damn right. i'm entitled to things!
>>689447174
i am amused
PAW PAW!
what the fuck
>>689450450
Finally I can get my Phd in memes.
>>689450412
there's nothing to understand
tumblrellas want to encourage trans people to be trans
while simultaneously touting that gender roles are a nonsense social construct
these two ideas are directly opposed. Trans people are a direct representation of gender roles, and the act of transitioning enforces the gender binary. You can not be gender non-conforming and also trans, nor can you support non-binary genders and trans people at the same time.
Don't worry about it dog. Just an angry little cunt.
>>689450135
This should be in a YLYL thread, not a cringe thread
>>689449744
This mother fucker.
Its not even in the right context.
Waifu doesn't equal a laifu.
>>689444830
As opposed to picking up men? The fuck is this faggotry?
>>689449628
Is that an actual milksteak with jellybeans?
Shit's so boss.
>>689450666
>bronies
>bernie sanders
>666
I see a pattern here
>>689449430
Thats pretty good but apple jacks hair is a bit off, thought it was rd at first
>>689444830
get ready
>>689451401
???????????
>I'm a catdragon
?????????????
wat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEAOMJTLajc
>>689448682
Interestingly enough he actually replies to the thread
>>689451606
those fucking lips
>>689449744
How is this cringe?
>>689450706
>my genital
god i love this fossil of a meme
>>689451963
Are you fucking retarded?
>>689450450
Fright->Disgust
>>689451097
We should hang out.
>>689449744
omg.
unreal
and she is a qt3.14 aswell
Need more posters
>>689449319
If you look at his legs, they do not line up with the width of the shoulders at all, and you can kinda see his side underneath the jacket on the left side. I'd say shoulder pads are a good bet.
>>689444830
Haha, look how tiny that geezas face is kek
>>689450185
i need moar
this guy is a living legend
Titler
>>689452161
How old are you? 30+? If shes as weird as him than whatever...
>>689451270
mate, you don't go to a bar just to get laid. you go to a bar because you're broken and see that there is no way to fix it. you have fucked shit up beyond repair and you're too much of a pussy to kill yourself. the only escape you have from you miserable life is your growing alcohol problem, but your wife is trying to better you or something so you can't have liquor in your house, so you go to the bar and ask for a pint of straight fucking vodka. he's asks "are you sure?" and you respond "please." you chug it down quickly and soon pass out. on your way down you hope to god that you're dying, that the alcohol has killed you, that you can finally be free. you wake up the next day. your wife is furious, yelling at you for making her drive to the bar to transport your unconscious body. this is it. this small amount of pain is enough to push you over the edge, and to give you courage. you run to your room, your wife chasing behind. you open your closet and find your hidden safe. you open it revealing a pistol. your wife is screaming for you to not do it, but you don't hear her. you're finally free.
>>689452304
okay sure I live in washington
also I'm a tranny
so there's that.
Really upsetting
>>689452803
I dont know... what?
>>689447247
this seems like it could be satire just as easily
>696666666
Test
>>689452651
that's not cringe, that's just hot.
>>689453006
I really hope it's satire
>>689452737
it's not that, they're just kids doing what kids do and it happens to coincide with this sites culture
>>689444830
LMFAO
>>686666666
Testtest
>>689452651
>>689453052
yeah I'm actually really digging titler
moar pls
>>689446075
holy fuck, that's one of the gayest things ive ever seen.
>>689453104
that was what i was trying to say
>>689453242
Is he free? Will he always be free?
>>689452742
Look man if you like men that's your business, but going to a bar to get laid is something people do literally everyday
>>689448812
good he's dead.
>>689453396
thanks dog
>>689451677
Mental illness
>>689451097
That's speculative. My (girl)friend (born a girl) identifies genderqueer or pangender. Now i know to 4chan this translates to fagoot but she's having her tits reduced so she can pass as male when needs to. Considering most trans surgery is to pass as the opppsite sex.I'd say this counts as a form of trans
>>689452724
nothing personnel kid
>>689453186
I have more
>>689451499
You sir, are a faggot. You do not deserve them dubs.
>>689451097
>>689447247
As a transdude, this makes me really fucking angry and annoyed at tumblrfucks and trans glorifyers. Being trans is horrible, it doesnt make you some special shitfuck sprinklewinkle special snowflake.
>>689449813
actually.. it makes you gay
>>689453186
Last one
>>689448682
Can't decide if this is bait or not
who orderer the furry fenis
>>689450450
>page 196
>not even halfway through the book
how deep does this rabbit hole go
>>689453094
Not as cringe as slam poetry itself
>>689453652
If she does not wish to be a man, to have a man's body, to live as a man, to pass as a man at all times, she is not trans. She is non-binary.
I don't understand what you don't get here, and also you need to look up the definition of "speculative".
>>689452965
That's actually kind of sad if he's alone. I've seen multiple stories of people who seem rather down-to-earth not having anyone around to celebrate holidays. Thankfully I've at least had my family around for things, but then, I'm only 20.
>>689450185
where's the cringe?
>>689453933
Must be bait.
>>689450706
>I just made my day
seriously. wat
>>689453590
there is so cancer in this man that I can feel my cells mutating all over my body. it hurts.
>>689449654
Video wouldn't play. I dug til I found it...omfg
>>689449952
Glad to see /b/ likes boogie
>>689453652
You're basically dating a tumblr fag.
>>689453859
As a transgirl, I agree. Being trans is awful.
I mean it's great passing and getting female privilege (which dwarfs your male privilege, by the way), but it's really fucking hell never being able to have a normal straight husbando, never being able to have the kids my hormones make me want, etc.
And holy SHIT, fuck these non-transsexual tumblrellas. They understand fuckall about trans people and what being trans is like, but they get all up in arms about NC bathroom law and shit. Like, wtf. Fuck off, angry little cunts. `-`
also hi glad to have a bro
>>689449975
>>689450192
actually, she looks more lke a hasidic jew
>>689451401
God, I hate how he looks in two different directions at the same time.
>>689447247
i want tumblr to leave
>>689453590
>>689452742
>>689451270
You guys are missing the point so bad that it hurts. Look at OP's image again. The guys opposition is not going looking for some pussy at a bar, it's doing so while dressed like shit.
>>689453562
Damn son
>>689451606
kill it before it lays eggs
>>689453396
>>689453186
>>689452651
>>689453728
>>689453805
>>689453912
I keep screaming but god won't answer
>>689449744
>breaking rule 1
>>689450325
what on gods green earth is this
>>689454352
T h a n k y o u
Your reply made me smile for the first time today.
Its good to have a non-tumblr transperson verifying you
>>689453562
thanks for the kek anon
>>689453185
BAWH GAWD WHY?
>>689447296
not beta. not cringe.
this is alpha.
this is 4chin we r leejon feer us
>>689447174
veru
>>689454372
gets me everytime
>>689454670
well hey I know this is a cringe thread and all but if you want to kik or skype or play some games or something
I could use a friend
especially a non-tumblr trans friend
so lonely out here ;-;
>>689454372
go back to 9fag... you're the cringe here
>>689454352
tits or gtfo
>>689454665
something very disgusting. I gagged a little, tbh
>>689454347
Oh Jesus that was simultaneously revolting and exhilarating.
>>689454352
wow a lot of trannies on 4chan today. I feel obligated to come out and admit to being trans myself. but yeah, I completely agree. too many "transtrenders" out there making us look even worse than we already do.
>>689449975
Honestly just looks like an orthodox jew to me.
>>689454476
No that's not what he's saying
Even if it is he's a fucking homo for giving a shit how another grown ass man dresses in a bar
>>689449258
Reliegon..
>>689453185
you're a monster
>>689454905
Fuck it. Always good to make friends on the weirdest site ey?
Beaverbenny on steam and kimunous on kik.
I'll prob have some weird shits adding me but yolo
>normies wouldn't fuck this
>>689446568
This is why I hate rap... how is it even considered "talent"???
I learned rhyming in fucking kindergarten...
>>689454930
lol summerfag
whats it like to be this new
>>689454476
no I got it, I just had to point out this guys faggotry in saying the only reason anyone ever goes to a bar is to get laid, and I tried to make a joke in the process but my humour is quite dark.
>>689453941
>>689454024
>>689454111
>>689454199
>>689454272
>>689454365
>>689454464
Would you quit posting this basic E621 shit? Yes, we know, furrys are cringy and futa furrys are cringier, quit turning this into a furry thread.
>>689454029
Nigga do you care cuz i don't? I'll speculate all the speculative bullshit i wantnand you can't make me know what it means. Shes getting more surgery than most trans people i know. And what are you a fuckin expert on gender binary?
![Hated-GG.Allin.And.The.Muder.Junkies.VHSRip [1994]].avi26.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yiglm95.jpg "Hated-GG.Allin.And.The.Muder.Junkies.VHSRip [1994]].avi26")
>>689449975
>>689450783
there's no way this is real
>>689451401
Comments had no effect on me. Scrolling to the face immediately incited a violent reaction.
>>689454604
and 2
Search Lucas Werner on Facebook. Niggas got at least 3 profiles worth of cringe gold.
>>689455277
Sorry i didnt know i was making you mad.
>>689455010
you can go fuck yourself for using "transtrenders"
you are either trans or you are not
you are either making 100% effort to pass as your target gender or you are not
nobody does it to be cool (for long, because they kill themselves)
'transtrenders' is a fucking tumblr garbage term invented by the same fucking scum we are complaining about
sod off
>>689447247
FUCKING AMERICAN PIGS
FUCKING BOOTS IN THE FUCKING HOUSE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBlwxqqAprQ
>>689449975
Hava, hava nagila
>>689451316
about a year ago i made a fake facebook account with this faggots pictures. I got soooo many jailbait and cp pics from young girls....
>>689455528
Okay, as annoyed as I am about you turning this into a furry thread, I really have to wonder why you have all this shit in the first place. Is this a self hatred thing?
>>689455559
Oh no
Its retarded
>>689451499
That is rainbow dash and applejack scissoring. Pay attention.
>>689455559
Gotta love trans folk or allies trying to oppress trans folk
>>689455576
If ya smeeeeelllllll what Coco the Steamboat Savage pansy ass is runnin wild on you
>>689450944
If my son dressed like that, I think I'd have to make a very bold statement to the world...
>>689450185
>>689444830
This isn't really cringe. Dudes ugly and his head is fuckin warped but all in all he still goes out, has friends, and possibly a girlfriend. Dudes doing a whole hell of a lot better than most would in his situation
>>689455747
i jerk off to it
>>689451606
body dysmorphia is a sad thing
>>689455771
oh no
its retarded
>>689450185
holy shit, his face isn't actually photoshop.
>>689455918
you people disgust me
>>689455802
trans people oppress themselves
its something you fucking sign up for
pass or die is the motto we live by
sorry you don't understand
>>689455918
Then why are you posting it to a cringe thread?
>>689455201
I think its less that rap is bad and more that most people just suck at it. People think that just because they rhyme they are good, but they are still saying retarded shit.
>>689450185
Looks like the hound if he looks 80 pounds of face..
>>689453859
>sprinklewinkle
Made me snort. Hab a upbote
>>689456087
Oh shit you're not joking?
You really fucking are retarded then
>>689450405
Underrated post assuming this is legit.
>>689456029
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>>689453185
Saw this the other day. Tried it. Was pleasantly surprised
>>689449319
i have small waist and big shoulders. infact alot of models do. this guy is just ugly.
>>689447247
Diggin the new album
>>689452784
Spokane Washington? 50nine 98one 026one is my phone number
>>689449633
and his proportions are most likely normal. the leather jacket just doesnt fit him well wo he looks like a alien.
>>689451632
At least he narrowed down what he likes
>>689450988
this guy.... this guy haves 5,656 pieces of shit that ge calls art, over 8 years!
>>689454039
he's sharing dinner with a character from my little pony
>>689450412
You gotta be demiqueer genderfluid foxkin two spirited
>>689453334
kek, you're just jealous because he can get girls n u can't.
>>689452115
I suddenly feel the urge to reach him directly.
>>689456330
That doesn't seem healthy.
>>689455559
woah mate, I was just saying a lot of people who call themselves trans are doing it because they want to be a victim. you see blogs about people saying "the number one thing I like about being trans is not being cis." look, I'm not trying to start any hate or anything, I was just trying to say that I'm with you guys, I'm sorry if I've insulted you, because I do genuinely like you.
>>689453652
You, (i can't call you sir) bitch, are a cuck.
>>689450783
This gives me rectal cancer, especially since half my family is in the military
>>689452784
Ain't no thang. But I'm a ways away
>>689447296
Lost
>>689454665
abomination upon mankind
>>689447247
fucking cis scum with their droidekas and super battledroids
we should fucking kill them all
>>689453859
>>689454029
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>>689454905
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>>689456087
Look at this faggot trying to be the drag king of westeros. Listen nigger, just bc you got a haircut and a shot doesn't make you an lgbt commisioner. There are lots of different forms of trans and faggots like you labeling it all means we'll have the terms non binary trans soon. Do you consider mtfs that have a penis not trans? Really successful trans women in porn? A person identifies how they identify so stop trying to be label people you second rate lesbian
>>689456899
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> Anonymous 06/13/16(Mon)22:29:28 No.689456885 ▶
>>>689452115 #
>I suddenly feel the urge to reach him directly.
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> Anonymous 06/13/16(Mon)22:29:33 No.689456899 ▶
>>>689456330 (You) #
>That doesn't seem healthy.
why do you say that>>689456899
>>689455244
>Polizaysegül
What the fuck kind of fucked up name is that? Has a German letter but isn't even close to being a German name.
>>689452651
Dat thigh gap
