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faces, comment, suggest improvements
y so serious?
>>689441396
douchey loooking tbh
Cancer plus
Rate my famiry and I /b/. We rove rife
Hello
plz go easy i am fragile
>>689441167
Drop the edgy filter, work out, ???, prophet.
rate me /b/tards
>>689441679
kys
>>689441167
Your face... Remove it
>>689441167
Returning from previous 2 threads.
Lookin to chill in comments.
If not, feel free to roast.
r8, faggots.
>>689441679
pouty/10
>>689441655
Nationality?
>>689441655
you need to go back
Be gentle
>>689441679
whats with ur eyes? lazy as fuck
>>689441860
You look like a funny guy. 7/10
>>689441811
Try not to Tumblr so hard. Lose the hair color, get the rings outta your face, lose some weight.
>>689441927
jon snow/10
>>689441655
2 old/10
>>689441874
budget jontron
rate dood
>>689441987
kek, how so? and thanks, m8.
>>689442094
would bang/10
Rate me, /b/. Rate me hard.
alright, rate me and my faggy hair here
>>689441679
what about this one? any better?
>>689442094
Haha your head is so circular it's cute. I want to stick my dick in it.
>>689442233
Love the fleece/10
>>689442177
check'd
also, underageb& / 10.
Try not to underageb& next time.
>>689441167
fugly gorilla looking faggot.
>>689441396
why are you looking at me like that, you fucking faggot?
>>689441655
pedo
>>689441811
kys, filthy looking otherkin faggotcon attendee
>>689441860
look like a twink from a gay porno flick.
>>689441923
go to a trap thread faggot
>>689441927
lose 20 lbs, freshman 20
>>689442021
greasy bitch.
>>689442084
fucking kardashian
>>689442094
ugly beta 2/10
>>689442122
bullring = millennial trashbag alert
>>689442177
nigger/10
>>689442233
nice. kys.
>>689442249
10/10
>>689442278
fag
>>689442281
ugly faggot. KYS.
>>689441860
We would not be friends in real life.
>>689441874
>>689442021
>>689442094
>>689442233
>>689442249
same old faces every time
>>689441167
lonelyfaggot/10
>>689442059
Thanks for the suggests breh, but I like my hair, like my rings, and I've lost a bit of weight since this pic.
>>689442184
Idk. You look like one of my best friends tbh, and he fucking makes me laugh.
>>689442233
Prince Zuko?
>>689442422
>twink from a gay porno flick
kek
>>689441923
You've made a belieber out of me.
>>689442360
i shave, therefore i am underage
cool
>>689442422
I'm not otherkin, actually cis het male, but thank you for the roast.
I have glasses but they make me look like I'm eyebrowless
>>689442278
also rate this photo too
>>689442438
why m8
:^(
>>689442438
you're cute as hell
>>689442776
Would blow up like Omar did you mean
>>689442799
I would be friends with you. :)
please MOD save /b from this cancer, amen...
>>689442635
actually you are too fat to look like you are in the flick. you are a fluffer. afterall, you look fluffy.
Me, when I was a young lad like you.
>>689442918
today anon was a pretty cool guy.
C'mon /b, tell me how gay I am. <3
>>689442726
I used to have glasses, I know that feel
Anon don't have a face OP.
>>689443075
pretty gay
Is the pretty girl with snap still here?
>>689443075
Your qt af bro, would frot with no homo
>>689443075
OP?
>>689443075
Plz dont block your face and then ask for rates
>>689443075
0% gay, 100% asexual.
>>689442776
Post ending in dubs is me
Whether you're m/f, I appreciate that, thanks!
>>689443146
I thought your hair was poorly shooped until closer looks
>>689442994
What do you look like, m8?
>>689443075
are you that canadafag from the other day?
>>689443212
Thanks, Anon! <3
>>689441167
would makeout with
>>689443314
Nah, I'm not. US faggot.
>>689443299
Like a green guy in a suit
>>689442278
>>689442746
pls rate me guys
>>689443096
do eyebrows exist? y/n
>>689443330
Nice rat tail
>>689442952
For your edification, here are all the rules applicable to /b/. None of them has anything to do with these kinds of threads being on here.
But don't worry, the mods have you covered. You can use the nifty filter system so you never have to see this kind of thread ever again. Cool no?
>>689443330
No problemo :D <3
>>689443444
Honestly, incredibly cute. Being the gay shit I am, would kiss af.
>>689443330
califag/10, prolly
>>689443453
Eh, you just have thick rimmed glasses. I can still see eyebrows
>>689443414
Charlie Day?
Before any of yall say, yes, I am a negroid, just here to chill out. Let's gets rating.
>>689441167
You kind of look like Gareth Bale.
>>689441396
I'd feel gay as fuck rating this photo.
But you look like a normal dude.
>>689441579
You okay man? 5/10 you look depressed.
>>689441655
Look like you're hilarious to hang out with. 6... But a 9 in want to hang out with-ness.
>>689441679
Jared Fogle?
>>689441811
Are you polynesian brah? 6.5
>>689441860
7
>>689441923
Lmao TF is this, but imagine you got the 'getting teen girls wet' thing, sooo 7
>689441927
Look like a cool dude to reflect on life with, 7.5
>>689442021
You look very shiny bro, 6.5
>>689442094
Look like a funny friend 7.8
>>689442122
Badass. 8
>>689442177
I'd never hang out with you but I'd say you're about a 6.
>>689442278
7.3
>>689442438
Sup Enrique
>>689442509
7.5
>>689443075
Very, but I don't have a problem.
>>689443603
Nice guy. Try moisturising
>>689443641
No just a bad case of Hepatitis.
>>689443457
Nice... ah I got nothin
>>689443651
I got a bone to pick, I don't want any of you monkey mouth mother fuckas sitting on my throne again.
>>689443075
>>689443330
Would also blow
>>689443792
You have parkinsons.
>>689443518
ty anon, let me r8 you too
>>689443651
Not Polynesian, rather Puerto-Rican, also thanks for the rate, m'man.
wew lad: the sausage fest
>>689443603
7/10
Eyes look really small
>>689443651
Thanks, m8.
>>689443792
Did your dad shake so hard at birth?
>>689443651
Are you nigger or black guy?
>>689443903
how's this one?
>>689443822
8/10
rate me guys
>>689442094
Holy shit guys it's Lacy Green
>>689443457
Holy shit, you look like someone I know.
>>689444056
no eyebrows/10
>>689443651
i don't typically chill with negroids, so it's all good with me
>>689443942
Who were you?
>>689443878
Oh okay cool, I vacation in the Pacific islands and you kinda look like it.
>>689443952
Black guy, I got a job haha
>>689444056
this isn't an attractive look
>>689444008
>>689444056
you're pathetic and bored
>>689444108
Are you a hipster though?
>>689444056
You belong.
>>689444139
what do you mean>
>>689444008
Slightly better
7.25/10
>>689444008
Your eyes are suuuuper small, /b/ro. But hey, you're not bad looking. Lose some weight, make some gains, moisturize your face.
>>689444131
Initials?
State/country?
>>689444214
Ehhh I just like the look
>>689444263
>le shy and quirky girl maymay
>>689444056
lol thanks man
>>689443792
Michael J.Fox/10
If the hot girl posting with the puppy filter in the last thread is around gimme your snap
>>689444108
8/10 not gay but would not deny you that kiss
>>689444205
don'tgotoschooltomorrowifyou'reinthepacificnortherwest.jpg/10
>>689443651
I think my dog had died when I took that pic. This is more recent and less depressed.
>>689444201
Hey man, I'm amazed you even got close.
People guessing from pics always assume I'm white, which kinda confuses me as to why (maybe the hair/piercings?), but you were almost on the money.
>>689444466
Someon give this man some water cuz he dying of thirst yo.
>>689444200
Retarded Harry Styles. Like, down syndrome autistic aspergers combined Harry
>>689444263
If that IS you, why the granny glasses?
don't laugh about my eyebrows, welding accident
I see you starin
>>689444466
If not pasta. You will never get it m8. From anyone.
Last one got deleted? Guess we'll start again. Starting with the white girl filter. I'll post more in a minute.
>>689444345
First name: J / Last Name: L / TX / USA
>>689444354
Oh, I feel ya man.
>>689444576
Truly
>>689444686
Cowboys rule!
>>689444212
I'm certainly bored
>>689444495
I'm in Scotland, north west is safe
>>689444653
holy fucking lol
r8, plz be gentle
>>689444263
I came VERY hard.
>>689441679
get off the computer and back in the basement son
>>689444653
Honestly doesn't look that bad. I got really thick eyebrows and I don't know if I want to trim them or not.
>>689443472
For your edification, there is a board dedicated for threads like this.
>>689444789
Sorry for the spam
>>689444686
Yeah at that fucking lego head
>>689444718
Not without trying.
>>689444770
>Texas
Nope
>>689444789
I would have unprotected sex with you, and not pay child support, if you know what I mean.
But seriously, 9/10. Cute as hell, girl.
>>689444789
How about a timestamp
>>689444895
>>689444789
>>689444727
Good lord. You are beautiful, not real only dreams
>>689444953
No never. He will get ruses.
>>689444895
Hey it's you, can I have that snap?
>>689444802
You're certainly ginger aswell
>>689444570
Lol white? Wow okay. And yeah no problem bro
>>689444686
shame that isn't actually you
>>689444802
This dude nose like like gru from despicable me
>>689444175
>kek
dude I know that your cousin turns off the lights when he fucks you, but your not supposed to do that every time you interact with people. And mostly when taking pictures.
>take a better one faggot or leave
>>689444263
Post anudder
>>689445087
no, this is the real me
>>689444870
There are dozens of topic-specific boards. That says nothing about what can or can't go on /b/. It'd be absurd to say that /b/ users should have to memorize each specialty board so as to be sure he isn't making a thread about something that could go somewhere else.
Like I said, just use the filters and you'll spare yourself a lot of grief.
>>689444108
actually ya' got snap? I'd really love to get some advice on stuff
add me if you want to snap: torugocan
>>689444495
that was long and worht it
>>689445308
torugacan *
typo
>>689442132
Kek
>>689445166
hey sperg, look
>>689444384
>>689442177
>>689444056
>>689444201
>Who were you?
I was >>689441860
>>689442422
ye I already lost 80 pounds so whats 20 more
I think I'll wait until the next one.
>>689441923
get out early Robert Alfons why are you even here
>>689441167
>clean your face
>stop using filters like a fucking woman
>smile
>gain some muscle
>>689445598
Filthy
>>689445149
fuck you.... you beat me to it
>>689444833
I got a bone to pick with you. Also, spoopy/10
>>689444056
Syd Barrett/10
If there's one thing that pisses me off in face rate threads is when one chick, who is good looking, decides... "I'm going to fill this thread with all my photos and crap", and the pathetic beta fucks
"MOAR MOAR"
"I'd drag my balls through glass to..."
That's truly the cancer of the threads, not the topic at hand, but the attention whore who arrives and summons every NEET to her stupid fucking pictures. Prove me right and defend her fucking losers.
>>689441860
Nationality?
>>689443651
stole the camera/10
>>689444833
Wait, how are you there when you were here and there and here a minute ago
>>689445477
>has a fat ugly bf
Why live
>>689445512
>implying there aren't rekt threads every day
>implying there aren't YLYL threads every day
>implying there aren't waifu threads every day
>implying there aren't porn threads every day
>>689445663
>clean your face
like 1 or 2 small blemishes
>stop using filters like a fucking woman
i see where you're coming from
>smile
not every picture needs to have a smile
>gain some muscle
it's just that easy, ain't it? anyway's he looks fucking fine, not the beefiest dude, but not an overweight basement dweller, holy shit you people
>>689446027
personality is key. Weak.
>>689445477
I really like your features in those glasses.
>>689445949
Amerifag. Mostly of Norwegian decent.
>>689445241
underbite/10
>>689443075
Iwanttosuckyourcockdryandswallow/10
Now fuck off you beautiful fuck
>>689446006
Hahaha thanks for the rate man, im surprised it took this long for that joke to be cracked. Didn't want a rate though but all good
>>689446060
is there a board on here for those? of all places.. why do you want your face seen here? im just curious..
>>689445663
>probably has a baby face
>doesn't use filters because afraid of being called gay
>smiles in every pic; criiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinge
>probably works out at a gym for a month and talks about his gains
Yup. Faggot detected.
>>689444984
Lol, thank you.
>>689445016
Call me dumb, but what do you mean by timestamp?
>>689445040
Promise I'm real. Attaching another haha. But thank you.
>>689445064
My snapchat is LimerencyX
>>689443075
Im tryna snort molly out of your inevitably hairless boypuss and then eat said boypuss...out of 10.
>>689446060
Did someone say YLYL?
>>689446364
write date and post pic
Ausfag
>>689446325
For some of them, yes.
And why not? Some people want to be narcissistic, or get roasted. Some people might legitimately be curious about who is browsing this board.
>>689446227
hmmm, how about now?
Spamming again most likely.
>>689446080
he has poor complexion all over his forehead. can see it even with the filter
If you want to get a higher rating on a picture, it is scientifically proven a smile increases attractiveness
and it really is that easy. He probably weights between 130-150 pounds. Can you even call that a man at that weight?
jesus you libtards
>>689446080
he said suggest improvements.. also fucking remember where you are this isnt the best place to ask for rates and sugestions.
>>689446364
Are you real? Post just a selfie with timestamp?
>>689446557
Please don't. You got your rates, let others have a chance.
>>689446677
nnooooo,don't bite
>>689446774
age/ethnicity?
>>689446364
That name isn't working? How are we supposed to get married
>>689446774
crosseyed/10
did you have a cleft palate?
>>689444567
KEKMAO
aussie here
>>689446902
33, Half Syrian half Colombian
>>689446847
oh no
>>689447021
Never been called cross eyed before I don't think I am just looks that way in the pic
party up in dis bitch
>>689447046
We heard you the first time mate.
>>689446774
yea, you aren't >>689447047
>>689446328
filters are gay though. unless you are some hipster Instagram faggot.
New Thread?
Plz b gentle
>>689447166
What are you talking about, fuck off stop pretending to be me
>>689444263
stop posting other peoples old pics you faggot
>>689447160
Get fucked you rim licking dog >>689447160
>>689444727
you look like the kind of upper class white girl that would go to harvard
but not like i know a fuck about college
>>689447047
Lmao I'm 16 and Irish american
>>689446677
I don't know how honestly. What camera app has timestamps?
>>689447244
Fetal alcohol syndrome
>>689447422
Get the balls to take off the mask bitch
>>689446916
What's yours? I'll add you.
>>689446774
irish accent/10
>>689447485
Get a piece of paper, write date, post pic of it, with face.
>>689447244
durrrr
>>689447550
Nobody cared who I was till I put on the mask
>>689447282
Are you a boy or a girl?
>>689446120
>personality
you mean money
>>689447485
i know snapchat has a way to go from the clock over a pic to the full date
>>689447167
So, taking like 5 seconds to change the lighting/color on a photo instantly makes you gay.
Okay I can get behind that.
But it must make you pretty gay to go out of your way to call someone gay because they decided to do something with their photo, and it just makes you livid.
>>689447455
Honestly, I'm planning on going to an Ivy League. I'm upperclass based on my parents' wages, but we really don't have a lot of money. So basically, you're right
>>689446557
i dont care post more so i can cum
>>689446607
damn u have amazing lips
>>689447690
Im a girl
>>689447612
Okay. Gimme 5 mins.
Pls no bully
>>689447692
No. Make a girl laugh enough and she will like you or even love you.
>>689447751
butthurt faggot
>>689447834
thread will 404 by then silly cunt
>>689447751
no it is gay because you have to use a filter....
are you that self conscious you can't use natural lighting to have a "good" picture.
>trying this hard
honest rate?
>>689447867
manlet faggot
>>689447819
LET'S HAVE SEX AHUSOIAFHSKFHJASF;NAJKDFKJNASCKJANK;N
I'M SO HORNY!!!
I'M SUCH A GOOD GUY!
WHY WON'T YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME???
YOU'RE SUCH A CUNT!
WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
>>689446774
ugay? if that actually is you
>>689447944
Why so angry?
>>689447943
Nice pixels
>>689447867
gotrippedforchicksstillavirgin/10
nj if legit tho
>>689448061
I'm not. Why are you a manlet
>>689448021
haha faggotttt
>>689446661
Anyone else getting tired of seeing this attention seeking, picture spamming cunt in these threads?
Seriously, do you not get enough attention in real life?
Watch, some beta is going to try to tell me shut the fuck up now; probably because he's trying to get laid on fucking /b/
Yeah, I wasted my time posting this. Suck my dick.
>>689447854
dadstyle
>>689447980
The fuck kek
Rate me from my androgyny days. Pic old, am beardy guy now
>>689447819
SEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXX
IASOFHJOIFHAISHF
HASIODHOISFHHFAOI
SIHAOSIHFO
ISFH
OIH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IcE4czyt1Q
>>689447897
then why do i get friendzoned for being the ""funny guy"??? :(((
>>689447919
Why do you even care so much? Calling people faggots as if /b/tards are equipped to give life advice.
>>689448173
man face. current pic?
>>689447755
lol i could tell
>>689448173
faggot
Come on then cunts try and roast me 19 and Aussie
>>689447867
what is the timespan?
>>689447919
I dunno man, I still think it's gay that you think it's gay to add filters on pictures.
>>689445673
nothing else, that's it?
>ok
>>689448210
using /b/tards as an actual thing
>being this new
>>689448138
Absolutely, I feel the same. Post one or two max, don't spam up the fucking thread so that betas can worship you. That behavior just made her way less attractive
>>689448327
handshalfwayinpocket/10
the cringe is strong
>>689448079
thanks
>>689448125
Stay jelly. I can send this to any girl on tinder and roughly 1/6 of them are down to meet and fuck that same day. And 5'9" is at least king of manlets.
>>689448408
how old are you? have you gotten your period yet?
>>689448385
I'd rather be a newfag than someone who has rotted in this place long enough to be an oldfag
>>689448408
What's your cup size?
>>689448364
~22 months
>>689448408
Your handwriting is shit, so please gtfo now.
I mean, unless you wanna show some tits.
Then you can chill.
>>689447914
Literally got on 4chan for the first time 2 hours ago. 404ing means it gets deleted by janitors right?
>>689448262
I say man face loosely. Manlier then what I was anyway.
>>689448479
Make and link to a new thread, impersonator anon
>>689448327
bad hairstyle for your head/face shape
weirdly veiny biceps, look like fat legs or something
weird thick neck
>>689448408
underageb&
go back to Instagram and seek attention.
>>689448408
Are you smart?
>>689448619
wicked smart
>>689448565
it refers to thread death by any means. after 300 posts a thread stops bumping and dies shortly thereafter
>>689448527
then why are you here?
>>689448513
tinder has tons of sluts.. no one is impressed.. use a fucking condom.
>>689447474
how many potatoes you eat each day
>>689448173
Eyeliner was kinda shitty but that hair color is really nice.
>>689448565
Just proved your fake now I can delete my folder of you. Kill yourself
>>689448578
wow, your beard is way weird and fuzzy, i can't tell if you should shave it or not because of your cheeks. maybe if you made some face gains or something idk man. that's kinda unfortunate, because you're p attractive otherwise
>>689448565
Get away from this place before you become corrupted by its faggotry, racism, degeneracy, sexual deviancy, and violence.
Don't become impure
>>689448819
Okay then you autistic permavirgin.
>>689448696
>wicked
this bitch is retarded
>>689448525
I''ve gotten my period lmfao
Is old enough an answer? I'm underage.
>>689448924
the pipe.. who the fuck talks like this.
hey guys
>>689448817
If you asked anyone who is normal, "who's more retarded between a btard and a non btard?", the answer is obvious.
>>689448528
Won't believe me, but 34DD-32DDD
