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Canada is pretty gay.
So gay.
I love it here we're all so happy. Must be all the fresh air and hockey.
any 613 brockvegas people around???
>>689439018
look at this Canada
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PImLy9qg6Y
i will kiss you
Get rid of Trudeau stupid Jews.
http://bcbud.ca/
>>689442397
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
oohhh man
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
no really stop
Victoria BC reporting baby
>>689442397
I agree, Trudeau is ultimate Cuck "I will remain a feminist until that elicits no reaction" fuck yourself shitboss. Why my country full of Libfags?
Toronto buds
>>689443554
damn very nice anon...604 here
>>689442796
Trudeau is a piece of shit and so is US president. VOTE TRUMP 2016
>>689443554
Saanich my nigga
Toronto Rep
>>689444493
kewlowna here
>>689444001
Hell yea man. I know people who fap to Trudeau he's such a cuck. It's like international reality cuck porn.
604 nudez plz class if 2016 now legal
>>689439018
Any Thompson, Manitoba nudes? Also fuck yo I Justin
Airdrie - gaayuuh
>>689444995
not all of them
>>689444493
nice you wanna see some wins of Victoria chicks? slash do u have any wins to share too?
>>689444290
thanks man whereabouts in the 604 are you?
Not letting this thread die
>>689445653
ya no shit this always happens! lol
>>689445653
Hell no. Cancer is real mate
>>689445345
langley here
>>689445844
>>689445903
Yo, fuck you guys
posting nudity to keep alive!
>>689444493
yo you still here?
>>689446028
I like you. I'd let you fuck my mom friend.
>>689439018
claudia moscoso
>>689446839
Where she from?
780 reporting in
Victoria BC people here? saanich guy here?
>>689447005
montreal
>>689440955
moar
>>689444290
Where in 604 (Same as well) abbotsford
>>689439018
hey guy, poutine eh?
>>689447812
you guys recognize these girls?
>>689447812
langley here
>>689439018
Does anyone in the 613 like vocaloid?
>>689447940
dont recognize them unfortunately but i know that bar
>>689448192
really?
>>689447143
Im out in sidney. 25 / Male
>>689448268
yup
Jasper mountain nigger here
>>689447940
Nope. But looks like Finnigans pub
>>689448368
nice! any of these names ring a bell Michelle T, Jenna W, Meg W, Becca R, Milissa M, Mallory C, Rachel D? i have plenty of wins
Reporting in from Shitbury
Picture related
>>689450055
>Milissa M
i aint about that shit.
im Jordon T,
403 here
anyone got 306?
lets get some 204 whores
>>689450519
what? lol
>>689439936
Speak for yourself fag. I'm Canadian and it sucks here. Bullshit fag country. Fuck this shithole and get that withered old cunt of a Queen off my money.
403
705 reporting in
any wins from the sudbury area?
more 403?
>>689447063
780 coming in right behind ya
Québec > Canada
Give Québec it's independence
>>689452905
bad b8
19 M Ottawa.
Pretty drunk, anyone meet up?
Who's kickin' it in the 204?!
>>689452510
780 #3 here. Where abouts you at? I'm Northside.
>>689453650
I am located southside. From Northside though
>>689451347
Get out of my country
>>689452905
Bomb Quebec
403 Red Deer
780
Gavin McGinnis. One of the many links between Scotland and Canada!
>>689454577
holy fuck moar
> 306 reporting in
26/m/Saskatoon
This could be you if you texted me.
716-3517
>>689454577
Moooaar. First 780 I've seen on here.
>>689451234
I'm also waiting for some
>>689439018
what's a canada?
>>689451365
if only you were one of the girls in the pic, i would meet up
>>689440079
Fairly close, more near Gan tho.
Vic Bc?
>>689455414
You are doing great work. I applaud you
514/438 area
pls bomb QC, literally the roads will be nicer once the bombs drop
>>689455414
Moar. Name? Last initial is fine.
>>689454772
Text me for a chance to win a free coke.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBlwxqqAprQ
%%
780 reporting in
902 original
>>689455623
From same area. Do you know this girl?
'Nother 780 reporting in.
>>689456574
Anyou 780 wins?
>>689455582
Thanks
>>689455861
Heather S.
>>689456805
Lots of 780 lads here today.
anything? from the 250/778
>>689456975
Awesome pics man. Your gf?
Rojin H- RICHMOND HILLONTARIO
>>689456975
No no sir thank you
514 West Island. Surrounded by french faggots please send military aid.
>>689456975
More?
>>689457913
>>689455623
Any 514 wins?
This is Emma C.
>>689454772
That feel when no one texts you.
>>689458344
Emma Copeman?
>>689451347
> dat falseflagging doe
25/m in edmonton and im so bored
>>689456624
> implying I leave the house
>>689452905
Being an independent country would mean you have your own currency
Quebec is garbage and your dollar would be even less than Canada's is already
>>689458831
Northside?
Any one here from Etobicoke? It would make my day
>>689458937
Yeah I'm in the northside
Roxy Kelly
Oshawa, Ontario
>>689459080
Used to live there, Scarborough now.
819 sherb reppin
>>689459091
too many northside where the southside at
>>689458700
Nah. She's still in high school at John Rennie
Don't wanna say her name, if she saw that these were posted she would immediately know it was me.
>>689459105
>>689459266
can we not
>>689459251
FUCK MAN. SORRY ABOUT YOUR LUCK.
>>689459251
Is it any better?
Melissa Van Allen
Bowmanville, Ontario
>>689459564
IT'S LIKE GOING FROM AN INDIAN GF TO A BANGLADESHI ONE. THEY BOTH HAVE HOLES,BUT BOTH ARE SHITTY LOTS IN LIFE.
>>689459719
OH DEAR GOD...FUC KOFF PLEASE
>>689457133
Kind of. She's more of a really close friend with benefits.
>>689457627
No problem.
>>689458306
>>689459719
>>689454772
You guys used to be cool. Years ago I used to meet someone, or at least get a text, every time I posted my number. These days everyone seems so afraid that sending a text will get you murdered in 0.8 seconds.
>>689459957
you lucky lucky man you
>>689459308
sors de che vous pis va te promener su la Well avec les autres soucoupes
>>689459266
Cut it out Tony.
>>689460122
probably because most people here are dudes
>>689460122
FUCK OFF? NIGGER?
Sonya Murphy
Bowmanville, Ontario
>>689454772
Hey big boy...
>>689459105
skankiest city east of toronto
>>689460366
FUCK OFF NIGGER.
I LOVE ANAL
>>689460236
nah man
>>689439018
I'm sorry.
Caroline Verbridge Warkentin
Ajax, Ontario
>>689460348
Possibly. But this wasn't the case 4 years ago? And you could still try to get a free coke.
>>689460364
I'm white. A little sunburnt at the moment, but white.
>>689460654
HOLY FUCK U SAND NIGGERS ARE MAKING CANADA LOOK BAD
>>689460165
Hahahaha thanks
>>689454577
780 reporting in
>>689456574
902 wins ?
Lindsay Bester
>>689459957
>>689460165
Extremely lucky man. How long have you been doing it with her? Also, more.
>>689460455
>>689460366
>>689459719
>>689459266
>>689459105>>689460654
what's with all the ugly ass landwhales?
>>689460455
you also appear to love cheese burgers.
>>689460830
SHE LIKES PENCIL DICKS?
>>689459957
dat ass o lawd
>>689461191
> jelly because his dick is half that length
>>689461012
Lots of niggers in Toronto.
403.
I dislike country music and I'm impartial to horses. Help.
519 / 226
Kitchener-Waterloo
>>689461352
I AM NOT A CHINK FAG.
>>689461547
Post dick with sign saying "not a chink /b/". I really doubt your dick is ten percent the dick you're talking shit about.
>>689460830
You wanna share that luck? lmao
>>689461000
Well I known her since childhood but only recently have I been sleeping with her. Probably started like two years ago.
>>689461191
I guess so.
>>689461200
I know right.
>>689457913
Die you square head scum
>>689461790
UHHHH...YOU DUMB PENCIL DICKED FAG- EVEN 20% SMALLER THAN THAT DICK WOULD MAKE A DICK NON EXISTENT.
YOU CAN'T GET SKINNIER THAN THAT DICK AND CALL IT A DICK YOU CUNT
>>689461547
Just because your dick is smaller than that one doesn't makeep you a chink fuck, that's a long ass dick. I doubt many of ours are that long. Just shut up.
>>689462107
I'm talking 10% the quality. Your dick is probably equal thickness, but 3 inches shorter.
>>689461941
Good on ya mate. Keep posting?
>>689459080
Etobicoke checking in. Long Branch area
I'm 506 f and 20. From Fredericton, anyone else?
709 here
Mandatory Newf reporting in
>>689461925
It's up to her to decide haha. Besides me I know she has two other friend with benefits she sees from time to time. I think she could probably take on an extra though.
>>689462518
Sure
Any wins from 613 kanata?
>>689462263
3" SHORTER?
ME NO CHINK, YOU UNDERSTAND?
>>689463339
I would love to be one of those friends with benefits
306
City of bridges my dudes.
>>689463474
Picture or gtfo
>>689463339
Would definitely love to fill one of those spots. She's incredible.
905 we out here
>>689463001
21/m have any pics?
>>689463727
Damn straight.
Want to win a coke?
>>689456007
Any 2008 grads from PHS from Pickering on?
>>689464205
Nah but I know people from around the area.
>>689464163
Explain?
>>689463706
>>689463972
Haha it's all up to her. I don't get to pick who she sleeps with unfortunately.
>>689464566
Send me a text for a chance to win a coke. Just follow the links
>>689464704
Kek. No thanks
>>689464668
Wouldnt even know where to start to try and sleep with her lol this is 4chan anon
>>689464924
>>689464668
Exactly lol. Any way to contact without giving too personal of info?
>>689464205
ME. ARE YOU THAT 240 POUND FAT FUCK?
Who here has Pickering or Uxbridge wins?
>>689464924
I fucked a few girls on 4Chan from /soc/ before. Trust me I know it's possible buddy.
>>689464704
poor fag bro.
>>689465263
Lmao good god no. Just have some classmate wins
Who here has wins from St mary css in pickering?
>>689465376
If it was the actual chick might be easy. But through a third party its hard without saying too many personal things.
Sam C from Pickering. Can someone identify who this and what her last name is?
>>689464924
True haha.
>>689465214
I don't really know. I don't know any way to really contact without giving personal info.
905 Oshawa here
http://33c.co/Tcz8tJ
http://33c.co/PQVDm0
http://33c.co/EOb8Bt
http://33c.co/OhZk3A
http://33c.co/AERCQC
HER HOT PICS!!
>>689464879
y u do dis?
>>689465690
Theres like phone apps and shit but other than that no idea lmao
>>689465429
Too poor to own a phone?
>>689463361
I wish
>>689466068
yes.
>>689466276
Holy shit bro. Story?
>>689466000
What kind of apps? Kik? I don't have kik but I could download it.
>>689466411
Yeah I think kik is good i would have to download it too lmao
>>689466375
>Story?
Story as in what.. Why I am poor and cannot afford a phone? I got a child and still live with my mother. aha not much to me.
>>689466670
What's your kik? Also you're in the Edmonton area right?
>>689460399
fuck ur fat.
>>689467302
jdoginit
yeah edmonton south
when you add send another pic of her so i know its you lol
>>689467356
What school did Malori go to?
>>689467302
Different guy here, but I'm in the Edmonton area. Kik me Fballfan4lyfe
>>689467459
Alright. It's still downloading for me.
204,
more?
>>689467330
I knoooowwwwww
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnpG9PkYv14
>>689467571
Sure thing.
>>689467606
Jennifer Lawrence. Nice troll.
>>689453650
I'm south. Near Strathcona high.
>>689467541
Pickering high
>>689467591
This is probably the most successful Canada thread ive been in lol. most 780s in one and someone actually posting good shit
st. kitts
Where all the 604's at?
>>689439018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYqKr4nwtqc
>>689467814
I know right? Hope we get more of this. Though that might be wishfull thinking.
>>689467541
>>689467797
Shit nice pics! More info on her? More ref photos?
>>689468148
I wish I could contribute like you good sir but i am not so lucky. You got pure gold
>>689461480
I'm cambridge
sup fag
>>689468287
Nice
>>689467814
whats the good shit?
>>689468346
You ever fuck her?
>>689468287
Nice. Any more info?
2o4
more?
>>689468257
Oh it's not me posting that girl. I'm just another 780 lurker Haha. But yes he does have pure gold.
Who else /204brandon/ here?
>>689468483
that arm hair...
>>689468731
oh ahha yeah hes got the best ive ever seen
>>689468528
I have never even seen her in real life
>>689466910
This board isn't for children. How old are you?
>>689457068
Make it happen capn
Any 705s?
>>689469448
What's her name?
>>689469734
Malori P
>>689468346
>>689469448
Ass is much better for fucking.
more 204
>>689469457
20, obviously not for children.. but have been browsing on/off for afew years now. More lately though.
>>689469848
Where is she now? What's come of her life since then?
![Uptown_Waterloo_Ontario[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GRija07.jpg "Uptown Waterloo Ontario[1]")
