>>689438127
I am a psychopath.

I'm a virgin

Why is it better to re-read discworld novels in reverse order? quantify pls you poser

>>689438355
Try your best to change your behavior, if you can say with absolute certainty that you have tried your best for an extended period of time and you still self-diagnose as a psychopath - then you need to accept it. Take a realistic look at your limits: to what extent can you enjoy life? Focus on optimizing these areas in your life. My three rules for you are: 1. First try to shun it. 2. If it persists, accept it. 3. Optimize happiness without causing harm.

>>689438127
i like big asses

I hate my job and I kinda want to die because this world sucks.

muslims

I've lost the purpose of living.
I'm still doing my best, but I'm not motivated to anything.
Living alone, studying hard and barely working as a freelancer.
What should I do?

>>689438974
That is not a problem, only if you make it one. But if you want to have sex, all you have to do is focused wholeheartedly on self-improvement - it is the ultimate attraction. Let go of the power the word and concept "virgin" has over you. Wake up.

>>689439095
To re-read it is better because you can see Pratchett's evolution as a writer in reverse. On one hand skill diminishes, but on the other, the freshness of his creative spark becomes clear.

>>689438127
I always miss my chances with girls because im introvert

How do I become not ugly

>>689438127
I've lost all motivation in life.

>>689438127
from random chance alone i finally was able to land a pretty prestigious job, it was for an auto luxury department for their photography marketing wing.

it was neat driving the cars but i was ridden with anxiety. then with luck came bad luck, did a mistake, decided not to come the next day (i was overwhelmed) they sniped me the fuck out in firing.

>well deserved

but now, looking at other jobs, they all suck shit, pay 12 an hour and require atleast a BA. i am degreeless and pay my bills. i cannot move in for education.

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>>689439920
>>689438127

>>689438127
how to get back with ex girl

>>689438127
I can´t stop to destroy my life

>>689439920
>>>/3/

>>689438127
I'm pregnant

>>689438127
Damn, thanks OP. I figured out the answer while trying to explain the question.

wow, some deep shit is going on here...

>>689439301
Sounds like a chemical imbalance. See a -keyword- competent psychiatrist. If that is financially out of reach, exercise and improve your diet.

>>689439302
Irrelevant.

>>689439388
You sound grounded, and I think you have an appreciation for what you have. You lost the purpose? What purpose? There is no purpose. It is a thing of your own creation. You can't "lose" it, because it is not there, unless you make it real. Simple answer here, man up and look at the bright future ahead.

>>689439490
There are many introverted girls who don't like extroverted guys. Learn where to look for them.

>>689439623
Plastic surgery. Not an option? Learn to become beautiful on the inside. It doesn't matter what genetic package you are carrying, if the light shines, it will attract attention. The right kind.

>>689439707
Stop doing what you think you aught to and start doing what you want to. Cheesy solution for a simple problem.

>>689439902
You messed up, it's okay man. There was no 'bad luck', you emotional chemistry caught you off guard. But at least you know what to expect next time you land a big job - just be prepared this time.

Maybe you have to work a shittier job, it's not the end of the world. Something about you attracted you to that good job -stop calling it luck- in all likelihood it will happen again. Stop abusing your opportunities.

>>689439920
Run the whole process from the start and see where you misshaped. If you can't, just start all over again. It's better than wasting time sitting and wondering what is wrong.

>>689440057
It didn't work once, unlikely it will work the second time. I'd say let go. But there are exceptions. However, if you are obsessed, it's a clear sign this situation is unhealthy. Move on with your life mate, you only have one.

>>689440095
We all wither and die in the end. It's your choice to do speed up the process, enjoy it, or not. Not a problem. Deep down destruction is what you crave. Let it be until it changes.

>>689438127
Tourettes, say lots of stuff about Hitler and Niggers and Slavery

I attempted suicide back in 2014 but survived, barely, and I used sleeping meds to do so. But now I'm afraid to take any form of medication wether it been Tylenol to fucking Xanax.

I've got an upper respiratory infection and I was offered antibiotics but I'm too afraid to take them. How do I get over this crippling fear?

>>689438127
I have a micro penis.

>super hot chick at work walks up to me and hands me her number. We decide we dont wanna date within 30 sec of talking all we wanna do is fuck. This chick is a super freak, likes to have panties shoved down her throat and all kinda of freaky stuff. She tells me shes obsessed with me , and kinda wigs me me out. So i start being a super asshole to her to leave me alone. Eventually told her to lose my number . ...!now i fuckin regret it because i really really like her. And now she wont even hardly text me. Now im obsessed and shes not :(.... Fuck my heart hurts

>>689440463
Nature of the game.

>>689440391
I don't see the problem, yet.

>>689441030
Deep problems require deep solutions, also, deep roots give prosperous fruits.

>>689441083
>>689439388
That's a good tip. I'll keep going. Thanks anon.

>>689438127
ok, here we go
i have a job that i wont EVER get fired of, unless i want to, it pays decent money and i dont need to do pratically anything(for real, i spend the day mostly playing games), but there is absolutely no way to grow and start earning more money, i even dropped off college because of this job because i was spending a lot of money paying for it and when i eventually graduated i would start off making less money than i am now

the thing is, i eventually will need more money(getting married, buying a house, have kids) but with the amount of money i make now, it will take a lot of time

tl:dr i dont have a degree or any specialization, have a job doing mostly nothing and making decent money but not enough for the future, wat do?

>>689441402
>not fucking a slut who’s down as fuck
>being that gay
kek kys

How can I cheat on my current girlfriend with my Ex and not feel bad about it?

>>689441402
You're a God damned retard and deserve this. I'm not op but you should move on.

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I cannot stop fingering my dog. Help

My life is meaningless and empty.

>>689438127
my job is stupid and I will likely never do anything better, I work in an assembly plant putting the handles on freezers. If I'm lucky I can get promoted to doing some other menial task but nothing better because I don't have a degree and my circumstances make it impossible to get a degree

>>689438127

Im head over heels for someone who im pretty sure is indifferent towards me

I'm 24 and have 7k to move out of my parents house, and start living on.my own, but I keep bitching out

>>689439920

1. Export the low-poly with UV's as an .Obj
2. Export the high-resolution sculpt as a merged single subtool, in the format of a .Obj
3. Start Xnormal (It's free).
4. Load in both models.
5. Select the normal bake function, you can change some of the bake parameters if you wan to.
5a. Start the baking process.
6.????
7. Profit
6. Your low-res model should now have the normal detail of your sculpt, thank me later.

Also, I'm not OP.

Op, i procastinate and give up 30 mins after picking up a project, help

I cannot stop buying collector coins, like every other day I scroll through eBay and amazon and buy a few

She won't respond to anything.

>>689438127
how do we deal with the nigger problem.

>>689441911
Try having sexual relations with your canine, this is sure to fuck you up for life

>>689441825
How is fag a retard , most hot bitches you do have to be some of an ass

Gf hinted to me that self mutilates. What do I do? She won't let me question anything.

>>689438127
I feel useless, worthless, lonely, and that no one will ever love me unconditionally. What can or should I do?

Im bored of my life. I want to go out and explore the world but i dont have enough money to do so

>>689438127
How do I know for sure if I'm bisexual or not? I've heard "just be paitent" but I'm fairly sure. However I'm not certain. How can I be?

>>689438127
How do I gain motivation to do things?

How do become more confident in myself?

>>689441658
what is the job title? One option is to do something else during working hours than play games. Teach yourself something worth while, or get some business venture going. You could set up a business scheme that could support you for a lifetime if you put your mind to it.

>>689438127
She Doesn't swallow

Do I come out as Transgender? I've known I was since I was 7.

I have a law exam tomorrow and I am really struggling with motivation to sit down and study

>>689438127
I have bad anxiety / social awkwardness when high. how do i stop this

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>>689442125
xNormal doesn't need UVs on the high-res? You're a lifesaver.

I can't ask someone out because her brother absolutely fucking despises me.

>>689438127
whi do i like big asses?

>>689438127
I'm 22 yo student of the university. I don't have many friends as back when I was younger. I've never had a girlfriend so that's simple that I'm a virgin. When I see even younger couples it makes me really sad. I would like to meet someone that would accept me and we could love each other. I got social problems and I'm walking to psychiatric. So?

I am friendzoned in the friends with benefits

Is that bad? Why is it good

I can't live life alone

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>>689438127
Will world peace ever be possible?

>>689442579
dont get high you dumbfuck youre supposed to enjoy it. if you get high for the sake of getting high but dont enjoy it youre retarded and should kill yourself

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>>689441083
>>689440057
Words of motivation from anonymous! thank you internet! thanks op
heres to you pic related

>>689438127
Im will get blind one day

>>689442434
i actually work for the cityhall, in my country you can just take a test and if you score high enough you get a job, unless you mess up or ask to leave, they literally cant fire you

the thing is, although i play games, i have to stay there with my supervisor around, along with another workers, so unless i can do something on the computer, it would not look beautiful if i'm working at something else while there...

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How do I become popular on 4chan.

I have shit ping in cs go

>>689438127
I've accomplished every goal I've set for myself, and I feel I can either become wealthy, or find love. Which path will bring me happiness? Do I work at my dream, make it real, and secure my fortune, or do I embrace passion and love...

i believe that i am the universe

>>689441083
>Something about you attracted you to that good job -stop calling it luck- in all likelihood it will happen again. Stop abusing your opportunities.

never had to work with a company like that in my adult life ever, so it was def. a new experience, their department was unorganized though

what happens if i abuse my opportunity, i have been hitting refresh on job boards, is that abuse?

>>689442271
>most hot bitches you do have to be some of an ass
words of wisdom right here

i should get that tattooed on me

I can't find what my studies/future job will be, i don't have a real motivation or goal

>>689438127
I've wasted years chasing this woman who I have since abandoned hope- she is such a bitch that she did not even want to be my friend.

Now that her life is trying to change for the better she's out there trying to make amends and wants to be friends with me to the point she's getting my friends and family to bug me to get together with her. She has all my contact info but wants me to be the one to contact her apparently.

My question is do I stay the course and keep her begging since she fucked with me so long, or do I toss my stubbornness away and maybe (best possible outcome) get some sex out of it with a complete wreck of a human being?

>>689441221
Do you blame a flower for blossoming? I don't blame someone with an actual condition on acting out. From what I understand tourettes can get better with age, but don't strain yourself, just work at improving at a steady pace. If the world doesn't accept, in this case, fuck the world.

>>689441348
By looking at the situation realistically, antibiotics are there to help, a huge influx of sleeping tablets will do nasty things to the brain. I think your fear is lying to you. My solution for you: systematic rational analysis of your thoughts. Write it down if you need it. Oh and one last thing, the drugs aren't the problem. They never are, don't believe it for a second. In some cases they can intensively the situation, or wreck your gray matter, but they aren't the problem. They are just a plug to the whole.

>>689441402
Listen to >>689441825, minus the retard. Just learn. Don't buy into all the 'alpha male' equates to being an asshole. When shit gets real, as you realized, it means nothing. That being said, nothing wrong with a little role playing. If that is the sort of relationship you are looking for set clear boundaries regarding emotion - including yourself.

>>689441810
Convince yourself it is justified. If you don't believe it, you will feel bad.

>>689441658
Aah, this one just jumps out at me, you have time and you have money. You want to focus on the future. Study investing. Work on a long term nest egg that will eventually snowball you into financial security. Stop being complacent.

>>689441911
You need meaningful human interaction. Don't tell anybody except a psychologist what you have done. Stop immediately, this is extremely bad for your psyche.

>>689441954
So full it up with meaning. Ask yourself in everything you do, do I truly enjoy this? If yes, continue, if no, ask yourself, do I need to do this for the betterment of my future? If yes, continue doing it, if no, move on. Simple.

>>689438127
I waste too much time forgiving others, and then i get tired of people, because the ones i spent time in/with are a piece of shit or worthless humans.

>>689438127
Problem: I feel the need to drink/smoke as a reward otherwise I get really restless and it just keeps building up until I give in. How do I feel complete without alcohol?

>>689438127
How to discard love and emotions? How to become superior? Is time a human-only thing?

>>689438127

I need to get better at drawing sexy waifu's to make bank. I can't photobash, because I plan to make a breeder flash game out of it.

>>689443412
Im tourettes chan thank you.

>>689438127

how does one get rid of the primal carnal desires, ending forever the need for a female counterpart, finally setting me free to become happy with myself?

>>689443412
>>689443003
>>689442434
>>689441658

will do, sir! thanks for the knowledge!

>>689443412

hey my friend

So I'm this guy
>>689442391
Not to rush you or anything, but at this point in my life, i'm very desperate for answers

I feel completely alone and I am hardly able to make friends. Even though I'm surrounded by great people, it's just like I'm not worth their time. I placed too much importance on my last relationship which turned toxic and left me feeling abandoned by everyone. How do I belong?

>>689443680
F-femanon?

my friends GF wants it bad. i want to give it to her bad but respect my friend too much.
i know he would get pissed off at me if i told him the truth about all the things she has been doing like begging me to fuck her, showing me her tits and grabbing my dick

i just broke up , it's kind a hard think to not thinking about mt gf and i want an advice.

>>689438127
I don't think I'll ever find love

Worked my ass of the past few years to get my degree. Got a good paying job, but after a few weeks I realize I don't enjoy it. The work is unfulfilling.

Furthermore, I realize that, while the pay us more than I've ever made in my life (as much as both my parents combined), it's not enough that I'd consider myself rich, and there are so many things that I'm realizing I'll never be able to afford. I won't be able to retire early, so I'll be stuck in this sort of job for the next 35-40 years.

my dick is curved and it looks like a mini corndog

>>689441658
Joe?

>>689443412
man, you're really good at this, thank you.

>>689444215
HOLY SHIT WHO IS THIS?

The only girl i have ever loved i pushed away a long time ago. I talked with my therapist and she said i should apologize if i feel bad. So i sent her an email and she responded back by not being upset, rather feeling sorry for me. I dont know what to do. She says she hopes things are better for me now.

>>689443782
Get gf

>>689444431
Bad therapist imo

>>689441963
There are two ways to obtain success in career, through a piece of paper or through a competent skill set. I suggest you work on the latter, climbing the corporate ladder - or whatever ladder you have there - is well suited with an aggressive and assertive nature. If your situation is so limited, work on those aspects of yourself. If not, get a new job man.

>>689442001
So change it?

>>689442007
Budget and plan before you go. Get healthy habits ingrained. Have goals and a plan. Then go. 24 is fine.

>>689442142
You don't want it enough.

>>689442156
What is the utility of this hobby? It seams minimal. If you do it purely for pleasure, there is no problem. If you cannot afford it, look at how pathetic this is. Look at the problem lurking behind this "coin addiction".

>>689442164
So stop giving her anything.

>>689442304
Tricky, you do nothing. Hey champ, this sounds hard, but she's not really into you. She's attached to you out of insecurity. Get out, now.

>>689442352
Learn to love yourself unconditionally. Fuck the world man, this is your one life. I've been there. It only gets better once you make yourself priority number one.

>>689442359
Save. If you really want to see what is out there, work for it.

>>689442406
Find out what you really want. No motivation? You haven't found it yet.

>>689442409
By becoming competent. Not vice versa. Positive actions first, then the feelings come.

>>689442522
Do you love her? Let it be. Don't you? Find a chick who does?

>>689442561
Why do you have to come out? What do you gain? Can't you just be satisfied with at least knowing that you are in touch with yourself.

>>689442568
Well, then suffer the consequences of not studying. Just take it like a man when it comes. Or suffer now. It's either the pain of effort or the pain of regret.

>>689442579
Getting high is not for you. I am sorry.

>>689442639
Don't let that stop you. Silly.

>>689442668
Not a problem.

>>689438127
have retenitis pigmentosa. What do

>>689438127

I hate who I am. How do I learn to genuinely accept and love who I am?

>>689444679
Are you black Jesus?

>>689444303
ur mem

Who are you OP? I don't mean that as in what's your name, I mean, you seem really good at helping people with their troubles. You a psychologist or something?

>>689444303
It's G.

need bitches on this dick

>>689444657
She has helped me alot. I dont have many people to talk to anymore.

>>689444679
>Learn to love yourself unconditionally. Fuck the world man, this is your one life. I've been there. It only gets better once you make yourself priority number one.

I feel like you're being pretty honest. And I don't think I love myself at all. This is something I need to work on. Thank you.

i cannot stop fapping, its even damaging my dick. 2-7 times a day for like a decade =- constant pain and visible damage.

>>689443837


Hey, Im in the same boat as this guy, and your advice could really help

I need my ass filled.

http://xhamster.com/movies/5972680/riding_a_dildo_slightly_better.html

>>689445272
no way, he dont own a computer

>>689444511

what? bitches are all crazy, they just come with different levels of crazy, I want to get rid of my primal needs for a mate, so that I don't have to be heart broken and/or deal with their bullshit ever again...

>>689444679
>You don't want it enough
You have pierced my soul with the blade of truth, im sorry my will is weak

How do I get the one I love

>>689438127
I've been dating my girlfriend for almost three years. We are comfortable and I could probably marry her and live comfortable. I don't think she's the one though, and think I can do better. We have many mutual friends.

Tips on moving forward after several bad heart breaks?

I have depression and consistently consider killing myself which has resulted in weight gain and social disparity.

>>689445486
oh i do. but I don't think you're the right Joe. Were you the one who mentioned city hall earlier or no?

I'm in love with an engaged woman and she has feelings for me too

>>689445339
Not op but here's some basic advice. Get. Off. Of. 4chan. There's porn on almost every page, which isn't doing you any favors even if you come here for something else.

>>689438127
I have a deep desire to rip a cat in two. wat do?

>>689444679
Tranny here, nah m8, it's kinda hard to be in touch with yourself when your body is fucked up and it could be fixed (Hormones and shiz) and you can't really transition if you're not out, so I guess I probably should come out, thanks anyway m80

>>689438127
I cant seem to pop a boner when looking at vagina, but Im attracted to girls, dicks pop my boner, but not attracted to guys nor traps, what do ?

>>689442704
You are 22, a mere smidgen of your lifetime. We don't all get what we want straight away, but you can get better things one day. Small strides anon. Don't hope for love, or complete release from your problems. Make small goals. This is the only way. Then you build momentum, over a long time, and then it becomes second nature. Focus on your studies my man. That is the important part.

>>689442754
I don't see a problem, just a situation.

>>689442756
Then don't, not all of us are solitary creatures.

>>689442791
Doubtful, but then again, so was flying. The future seems ripe with possibilities. I'd say it's about as likely as total destruction.

>>689442815
Thanks, not really a porn guy though.

>>689443136
Upgrade your line.

>>689443200
Easy, balance it out. That is the hardest goal.

>>689443242
No, I mean you abused your opportunity at your previous job. And now you are abusing your current freedom to go in any direction by worrying and fretting. Take the reigns. Be assertive. Get off the internet and go the to places you want to work. Speak to the people there, that is how you put the wheel in motion.

>>689443313
You don't know what you love yet, a lack of vision. If you are young, be honest with your parents about how you feel - go travel the world. If you are old, stop focusing on what you want and start looking at what you need. Work from there.

>>689443403
Get the fuck out. Block her. You know it, I know it. Do you really want to dance on the slippery slope?

>>689443462
So find people who don't need forgiving, also, I sense self pity. This will get you nowhere. Your heart is in the right place, but your actions are way off. Same advice I gave somebody else, focus on yourself, then find people worth having around.

>>689443515
Depends on the degree of your problem. If your liver is failing, find a substitute. We are all addicted to something man, it is human nature. If not, just reward yourself with it, I think that can be normal.

>>689438127
27 year old virgin, cant talk to people, introvert, tried talking on dating apps but wont post a picture because i think im ugly although ive been told im not (not by asking people just people commenting in conversation)
cant ask random women out, fear of rejection, get too nervous.

guaranteed no solution
>inb4 final solution

>>689444800
not op. just wanted to interject 'cause iktfb. don't have whatever that thing is that you have, but i do have brain lesions, have lost 90% of the sight in one eye, 1/4 of the other is dead. it's getting worse. i'm alone, poor and apparently soon to be blind.
guess at least i'll be able to date ugly chicks. not like it'll mak any difference.

>>689438127
I really fucked up with someone i like alot. I ended up pushing her best friend over nothing.

I want weed, but don't know anyone who sells.

>>689444657
Are you actually in love with your therapist?

Got diagnosed with AS 2 years ago. Sent me into a downward spiral. Couldn't work cuz of the pain, cut ties with everyone cuz I didn't want people to see me in pain. Literally do nothing anymore and live as a hermit. Can't motivate my self to do anything productive.

>>689438127
how do i break the one rule?

How do I find something to do on weekends that isn't drinking? It's like the only time my friends get together and we just get blind every weekend. No good for my wallet, and my last two girlfriends have left me because of it.

>>689445842
imageboards are my life. i'd just lay here staring at the ceiling if i didn't frequently shitpost among the oceans of grils and genitals posted here.

I have Aspergers

>>689438127
how do a make myself have a huge dick

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I like a girl. I know her as somebody I know and kind of a friend but not enough, and I want to go out with her. How do I muster up the strength to talk to her and get her to be one of my friends?

Pic not related just some cringe I found

im having a hard time talking to this girl i really really really like

>>689445486
i am, but i am not from the states bro, sorry ahhaha

>>689438127
I've lost all faith in people. I'm a xenophobe through and through, and it depresses me. Help, OP.

>>689446195
just go up to her and press A

How can I make a million dollars quick?

>>689445889
You need to come out. But only to those you trust completely. It will make you feel better trust me,

i'm lost, what do?

>>689446274
Rob a bank quickly.

>>689438127
I love my girlfriend and we have been together for 1 year and 8 months. A few days ago she said she was unsure about the relationship because she feels like she has jumped from relationship to relationship. I've given her time to think about it as right now its a stressful time for her and for me. My question is, is this her trying to lose feeling for me so its easier for her to leave me or could she be thinking about us? she said she feels like she hasn't been on her own and always in a relationship. Am I doomed? How can i deal with the wait? I hope you give me some advice.

>>689446091
Try exercising more. Or a chastity cage if it's really that much of a concern and you have someone who you trust to hold the key.

>>689439124
Psychopaths, by definition, are unaware of their condition.

I don't enjoy doing anything, my life feels pointless. I don't have the motivation to do anything.

How can I be happy when my dreams seem better than reality? Preferably without having to kill myself

My girlfriend rarely blows me
While I finger her and go down on her all the time

>>689439267
Vote for the Trump.

>>689446384
Just assure her that even though she has jumped to and fro that maybe she hit the landing pad .

>>689443515
My liver is fine but I feel disgusting and empty every time I drink. I drink once every few weeks or once a month but I always go out and buy a pack of cigarettes and drink super late loosing control, terrible guilty hangovers and a feeling of disgust towards everything, feel like life is empty if this is all I can do as party/fun.

I'm addicted to 4chan and reddit

>>689444679

Change it how? If I have to change who I am to get her to like me, then arent I just being fake?

Will a possible relationship wven last if I have to put up a front around her?

>>689438127
i have self confidence, courage and idgaf about anyone else really.
fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

>>689446564
Solution: 69/72/

>>689445716
i'm not from the states bro, i was just messing with you

>>689446189
>I like a girl. I know her as somebody I know and kind of a friend but not enough, and I want to go out with her. How do I muster up the strength to talk to her and get her to be one of my friends?
Strength comes from the gym. Go live there. If you make yourself into something she wants, she will want you.
Now knock off the cringe worthy stalking and "I want to make her my friend" bullshit.
You want pussy. Man the fuck up and admit it.

>Pic not related just some cringe I found
Yeah.. about that..

>>689446644
I think you should quit. Reddit is bad for you.

>>689443403
Always get the pussy
nothin else matters

>>689446287
Yeah I probably should, the only problem is that it is literally terrifying, I thinking about just trying to say "Fuck you imma chick hell yeah" and just deal with the repercussions, kinda "JUST DO IT"

>>689446384
not op, but imo, just relax. i know it's easier said than done, but i get the impression that she feels like you're clingy. being anxious about losing her might well bring about a breakup. just chill mang, go read up on zen or something.
girls are irritatingly high-maintenance, but they're worth it imo.

I don't know how to approach girls

I have consistently shirked responsibility, be it with friendships, work, my education and more. I also have terrible self esteem issues and am a generally spiteful person.

>>689445974
if you lived in az i'd totally hook you up fam, and first time buyers get a nice fat preroll :')

>>689446914
Im in az. 520. Not that guy tho. I could really use some.

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>>689438127
I have a great career, money, funny, extrovert, well-traveled, etc. My problem is, I'm fat and ugly so no woman wants me.

you are good at this.

>>689446819
>Fuck you imma chick
no you're not. no wonder you're scared, you're stuck in some kind of retarded fantasy world, in which you're terrified to admit to something... something which isn't true. it'd drive anyone nuts. so instead, simply stop being a mentally ill faggot.
yw.

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>>689438127

Hi OP

I have been with my girlfriend for almost 5 years now. We live in the same hilbilly town with like a 500 population.

A year ago i kissed another girl. She eventually found out and she was devestated.

We were at my friends party a few days ago. We ended up at 6 AM, actually talking about our relationship. We pretty much got to the conclusion that we should end our relationship at good terms, like a consensual breakup.

She cried so much. I didn't really feel anything in the moment. The next day i felt like shit. I missed her. I picked her up later that night, we talked about our conversation for like 20 minutes, and now everything is back to the way it was.

She is like my best friend. I think the physical jelousy is keeping us together. I think, deep down, a part of her despises me, yet she loves me so dearly.

As i think about it, i can't imagine life without her, but life without her seems so interesting and new and intriguing. But at the same time, i love spending time with her. I'm so fucking confused.
For the past year and a half, i've been so miserable.

>>689438127
Couldn't find a job in Philadelphia so i moved to North Carolina with my grandad. Lived here for past 3 years working shitty job. Try saving money so I can move. Decided on either Portland or Seattle. Idky I just like what I e heard about them. Problem is I can't seem to save enough. What do?

>>689438127
hey OP
i have a solid social life and want to hang out with someone new. not necessarily dating, but why not both. but i have trouble meeting up with some new people (people i'm not so close where it is normal to meet up) or inviting someone to my house just to chill. its kinda like my own safe place where i think only i would be comfortable in, nothing weird in here though. so do you have some advice for me?

>>689438127
I got married at 26
I am very happy and love my wife
but I was in walmart the other day and this 8/10 was following me around a bit and I was there with my wife and was like fuck.

I want to fuck a hot chick again my wife is hot but she needs some work she has hairy arms and body hair but i dont have the heart to tell her to wax/shave. But we have a deep connection and good sex but I am young and all these hot bitches do i really die with this one pussy? Just had anal sex with her and it was meh.

>>689443553
When you become "superior" your goal will no longer make sense to you. Just be happy you are human, it is a special honor. Or perhaps you enjoy the mind of a pig rather? Try being a better human and managing your emotions, not leaving them behind. There is the joy.

>>689443646
So spend more time on it.

>>689443782
You don't, you either suppress it or you fulfill the need in a healthy/unhealthy manner. There is no escaping the condition. Unless science devises some method. But naturally, there is no way.

>>689442391
I didn't see your post, glad you pointed it out. I don't think there is ever a moment when it "clicks" like in the movies. I think you are bi dude, not much, but a little. The attraction spectrum isn't black or white, it's a rainbow. Nothing wrong with it. Don't be patient. Just accept what you feel.

>>689443881
By realizing that you can't truly belong if you seek your self worth in others. That is very toxic and off putting to others. They don't want to move about affirming your importance all the time, they want to live this life with you my friend. Learn to share.

>>689443921
Don't be that guy. Tell your friend what he needs to hear. Don't fuck her dude. That is the lowest - if you do, you guys aren't friends.

>>689443933
You will think and feel about it. Time is your friend. It will be shit.

>>689444016
Some never do, not necessarily a problem.

>>689444165
Take the big leap obviously. You won't get any happier staying there. You know what you need to do, just think it through properly first.

>>689444194
Good, use that curvature to hit the g-spot underneath the hood.

>>689444431
There is no problem here, just a process to be completed. Carry on man. Tank it out.

>>689444800
Professional help.

>>689444962
You can't learn it, it either happens naturally out of ceaseless suffering or realizing the futility of it and uselessness of self hate. There is another way, destroy what you are, right down to the foundation and build again.

Oh great wise one. Should I throw caution to the wind and start smoking weed again or no?

I hate my job but can't find one that isn't just another version of my same job that pays enough to cover the $80,000 of student loans it took to get me this job (master's degree).

>>689446819
Just say everything. How you feel/think and what you're prepared to do. I also recommend researching about Gender dysphoria and the treatment available. The most important thing to remember through your transition is that Everything takes time.

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>>689438127
I miss someone, she died. I know she has no pain, but, I miss her. I'm at a stand still, I'm not sure what I should do now. Life feels more empty.

>>689446914
Illinois my man. Thanks tho.

>>689446838
thank you it feels like some of the weight on my heart has gone. If she loves me she'll decide to stay if not then it's not meant to be.

I have a bunch of symptoms that's fall under the category of pregnancy, but I'm a virgin. What do I do

>>689447210
don't do it anon. isn't worth risking a marriage for the sake of a fuck. (not op btw)

>>689447050
i can help you in exchange for some monnay

>>689447284
Move on, she'd want you to be happy and find new people. But nevar forget.

I just got together with my long time best friend of 4 years. How do I make our relationship last? I don't want to ruin what we have.

I cannot get a girlfriend or anyone to fuck me.

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I feel an emptiness that only love can fill. What do?

>>689438127
I don't have any purpose, and I feel like everyone else is rocketing ahead of me in life.

I slept with my sister. I was about 16 and she was 13. It was consensual as far as I know. Because we fooled around more than once.