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Tell him to an hero

>>689434357
profit?what do you mean OP? also why did you help her?

>>689434852
She paid me to help her move her shit out of the apartment. Her boyfriend is all anal about it now so what do?

Shits like him think they are married to a girl. This is so fucking cringe-worthy and he seems like the type of psycho that would actually come all the way to harm you.

If you think you can get him in case shit goes down, just fuck his girl and profit from pleasure and fun to see his reaction. If she isn't even good looking or worth your time just stop talking to her...?

>>689434977
why not say "ok" ?

>>689435572
roll for this

>>689435572
She's good looking, I'm just trying to think of how to fuck with him because this seems like a good opportunity to profit anon

Fuck her. Easy.

This guy sounds like a total cuck

>>689434357
Post that shit on your facebook

Message him saying you fucked her, then when she goes to his house and he confronts her about it, he'll think she is lying again and their relationship will fall apart.

>>689434357
call him a cuck

>>689435943
Hmm that's hard. If you just want to fuck her once and make him really mad, just try to take a pic or record and send it to him. If you actually want to keep his girl just show her this message and enjoy watching her (probably) dumping him as their relationship is apparently a ticking time bomb.

Send it to his girlfriend and post response.

>>689436410
this

>>689436315
This, but actually do fuck her. That way even if she tells the truth their relationship will crumble like a sandcastle.

>>689436511
Checked

sounds like she wants to fuck you. i agree with sending it to her.

>>689436736
I was thinking that, but it sounds like she already left

Say that his girlfriend had a big black guy help her move too and that she fucked him.

>>689434357
Ok op, first,is she hot?
2Nd, tell the beta cuck fuckhead your just helping your bitch friend move, because obviously this bitch means so much to him that he couldn't give a fuck and help her move her own shit,great fucking boyfriend of 5 years,
3Rd just say you already fucked her for the.lulz

>>689434357
"I already got what i wanted. She's all yours."

>>689436240
>>689436315
This and this

>>689434357
tell him you don't listen to niggers

tell him you fucked her and she loved it

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>>689437598
Shit's hilarious

>>689434357
Send it to her /b/ro,, fuck this ass wipe,,
If she is a friend she needs to know this guys a fucking stalker nut job,
Cause if you don't, you might be reading about her decapitated body in the paper

>>689434977
it doesnt sound like thats all you did. it avtually sounds like you may have supplied yourself a PA once or twice.

Sounds like youre playing ignorant and using idiosynchrasies to hide your debasement..Sorry youre a meat head.

Anyway, that guy doesnt know jack ahit anouther and is being used just as much as you probanly are. Youre both better off without her. Just send the guy a kek or laugh him off without acting superior and keep living your life. Eho cares that he sent you a three page paper on the first chapter of some jane austin novel. this dude is gonna make his own life shit. Just let him to it.

>>689437598
If dubs OP must deliver

>>689436968
>typing away on 4chan as the person going to have sex with you leaves

ok buddy

>>689438019
Sjw faggot detected

>>689436511
Dubs. Must do.

>>689437598
Do this please op!!!

>>689435699
Second

>>689436777
trips. just sayin'.

>>689434977

you say "fuck off, i'm busy" and go along with your day.

make sextape
>autoprofit

>>689434357
Screenshotting is a thing, so all the retards telling you to say something to him back are idiots. If you really wanna fuck that beta faggot over, just don't respond, and show that wall-o-text to Lily and ask her what the dude's talking about when she's sacrificing all her beliefs to hang out with you. Then just fuck her when she admits her love for you or whatever gay shit is her problem.

>>689438155
nigga, what? He just said OP and everyone else was a retard.

>>689438476
This

>>689434357
Tell him that, as a man to another man, there are some things he should know. Like that long distance relationships usually fall apart and that his distrust of his girlfriend suggests that it's already doomed. And also, that his message was pretty irritating and you have no intention of abandoning a friend because he feels uncomfortable. They should work it out themselves or break up.

>>689438107
That's not op

Witness the dubses and tripses. You must forward the message to her.

Tell him that Draven's not an original name.

clearly you need to show the girl
and mention how weird this is

>>689434357
"does she keep sucking you after you blow too? Shit is cash amiright?"

>>689437598
If dubs op delivers

"kek"

>>689438937
Roll

>>689438968
Rolling for this

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>>689439132
Fffffuck

Reroll

>>689438937
for glory, for justice

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>>689437598
This. Now!

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>>689438476
This guy knows what's up.
That or send him pic related.

OP here, I'll do it. Give me a couple minutes until I get out of this meeting

Tell Severus to fuck off back to the dungeons and play with his potions while you give Lily a good pottering.

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>>689439266
YEEEEES!

>>689437598
THIS. A THOUSAND TIMES THIS.

>>689434357
Forward this to her. That guy's a creep.

>>689440059
rolling for this

>>689434977

"Hey, here's your money back. I got this message from your bf, and I don't feel comfortable keeping it, or helping anymore. I've seen the kind of person he is really go off the deep end, and I don't want to get in the middle of that."

>>689439740
send it to his gf afterwords, for maximum lulz

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>>689440455
Check'd 999 times

>>689440247
Gigantic underage faggot detected.

>>689437598
this this this this this

>>689440247
doesn't understand how profit works

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>>689437598
>>689438968
>>689439266
>>689439740
>>689440455


/thread

Someone should screencap this thread

>>689440247
>how to make a profit

>ok so here's what you do
>give away some money
>then be a pansy

Yeah somehow I don't think that's going to work m80.

>>689437598
yep, that should do it

>>689441584
Op still haven't delivered to screen cap this. Also somehow op's pic looks like copy pasta.

>>689440455
Dubs checked

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>>689442107
Maybe.

Reverse image search turned up this:

>>689438476
This 9/11

>>689442722
>batman: a celebration of 75 years

>>689442722
Shit.I was getting my hopes up.

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Op said he was in a meeting... for now we wait

>>689443158
>>689443230
O shit its the batman copypasta ur right

>>689439695
Top kek whoop whoop

>>689437598
This all the way. If you can get a pic of your cock in her to go with it even better.

Say
Really dude i didnt know all that but it sounds like i really got a chance with her. Thanks bro

>>689438019
Whoa the autism is fucking real with this faggot

Can't believe no one said anything about his horrible wall of text

Guy is a moron based an his communication skills.

You MUST show her. Tell her you got this unsolicited and what she wants you to do.

That dude is totally fucked.

I believe in OP

>>689440247
You'll get real far in life.

>>689444734
I believe in pokemon and you dont see me flying around on pidgey.

>>689444417
>>689444444

>>689439695
Lol, send this to the local police dept,
Cuck beta faggot,
Don't worry about this little prick,
If he was going to do anything, he would not have said anything, he just would have done it,
The is going in the next cringe thread

>>689439695
I just want to fuck this cunt up for you op? Please tell me your in Australia

>>689445276
>>689445112
I'm not OP and that's not lily's boyfriend you dummies. Learn2Context.

>>689444910
No shit they're too small dumbass you'd have to ride on a pidgeotto at least

>>689445768
>kek.
you know nothing

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>>689434357
Uh, I think you should tell the chick about the message.

You should also tell him a few things, and tell him that you're gonna tell the chick all this.

First of all, managing friendships for a relationship is unacceptable. It's a sign of an abusive relationship, which implies that he's not a person she should be around if she wants to be in a healthy relationship, and it's not healthy for this guy the bf, either.

Second, what did she lie about? Did she lie that she paid you to help her move...? Did she lie about you two fucking...? Important question, because if you two did fuck and she said you didn't he should know and if you two didn't fuck and she said you didn't and he didn't believe her that's a whole new set of different problems.

Anyways, what are the major values she's even going against in being around you? Why is it so important she retain those values? What personality traits is she gaining around you that she doesn't otherwise have, and how do they affect the implication of her values? How can he be sure it's not he who is compromising her values?

Considering the wall of text he just sent, there's a huge amount of emotional dependence with him as a source, so he needs to look at his life and see if he defines himself as somebody who is with her. If so, he needs to re-assess his own priorities and really find what's important to his life, making her a secondary priority and his own agenda as his primary priority, else he will never be able to grow into a person that will be able to benefit from a loving relationship in the first place.

OP, don't reply back.

He seems the type that would screenshot and show his girlfriend, so anything you say, she may see when he confronts her.

Best thing you can do is show her, act oblivious and seem concerned. Maybe mention you had a friend who had a guy act just like this and turned out he was extremely psychotic; girl had to get a restraining order on him.

Otherwise, fuck her hard and enjoy.

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>>689437598
DO ITTTT

His beta levels are off the charts.
He cannot be allowed to fucking reproduce, think of the children!

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Still waiting on OP to send this screencap to the girl.

This will drive him crazy and spark the breakup, if you "comfort" her during this breakup I'm sure he'll know about it at some point. Bonus points if you get her to post a picture of you and her together on any social media during this phase.

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>>689447070
>>689447249

>>689434357
I sorta read this in Trumps voice he just needed to say I can tell you that on the first sentence.

>>689447070
Rarely has a reaction image been so fitting.

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>>689448218
I did deal with a woman who did this to the people I wanted to be friends with, you know.

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RIP OP, press F to pay respects.

>>689446013
Damn that was long also OP fucking boring story she is a fucking whore just read the thread because someone mentioned anal on a girl.

>>689434357

"You'll have to kill me first."

>>689448628
damn that is some fucked up coffin bunch of fat virgins wanting to play COD at the funeral.

>>689434357
"You're dating her? lol not what she told me and others"

>>689448768
Right here op

>>689434357
I'd just forward his fucktard manifesto to her and be like "Wait, what?"

Before you know it, you'll have a new girlfriend/fucktoy and a really crazy stalker that might actually try to murder you both. In the words of Cypress Hill, when the shit goes down, ya better be ready...

>>689446013
>First of all, managing friendships for a relationship is unacceptable. It's a sign of an abusive relationship

You fucking cuck.. No it isn't. In a REAL relationship, it's your business who she is around, and vice versa. You've been brainwashed into being a beta faggot, have fun being emotionally destroyed by every girl you meet.
A relationship is mutual ownership, and people like you are contributing the current norm, of the man is the woman's property and women do as they please or you're sexist.
It's completely reasonable and fair to tell a girl "You either have this person or a friend, or are with me, but both aren't going to happen". That's called self respect.

>>689437598

this dubs u deliever

you should just ask if he expects you to read all that. guaranteed rage

>>689435572
>This is so fucking cringe-worthy and he seems like the type of psycho that would actually come all the way to harm you.

I disagree with the going out of his way to harm you. he's the type of faggot that throws up big paragraphs of text to warn you instead of jumping on the next flight to come kick your ass or at least talk to you like a man.

judging by what he said, he clearly feels that she is indebted to him and that he owns her, but he also feels that it is a one way street, and that he doesn't owe her as much.

chances are, if you did fuck her, he would sit in his sad little apartment, wherever the fuck he is, masturbating to alternating fantasies of him killing you and you fucking her, like all good cucks, and you would probably never hear from him.

what this means for you, unfortunately, is that you are unlikely to profit off of him, as he really doesn;t care that much for her, as she is simply a possession to him, and if you did fuck her, he would probably just blame her and get depressed.

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>>689449988
no, the man isn't the woman's property and the woman isn't the man's.

I don't give a fuck what he does in his spare time and I don't give a fuck what she does, either. But the point of a relationship is that you trust your lover with the terms of the relationship. If you don't, why would you be with them?

I delineate the terms upon which I will have a relationship with a woman long before she considers accepting them, and I don't date girls who don't agree with my ideas, because we won't get along.

But the heart of the matter is that trust is the primary motivator of a relationship, and if you don't have that then there's not a point in having a relationship.

So no, there's not ownership involved on either side.

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send to chick ask wtf is happening we can go from there and still do what everyone else is saying but her reaction might be good

>>689451035
1) get keks
2) ?????
3) profit!

>>689451189
>pic
this, OP post more screenshots and get some faces or other data in here

The problem with this thread is it's a long con, even under the best circumstances we wouldn't see the full results from this for a few days.

If op isn't kill, screencap everything and post it all once it starts actually getting juicy.

>>689446013
>considering the wall of text he's unstable
>posts wall of text
Cuck

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OP here, I got out of my meeting.

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>>689452376
>mfw op delivered.

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>>689434357
I just realized. he sent you this at midnight

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>>689452376
Thank you OP

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>>689452376
FUCK YEAH OP

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>>689452376

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>>689452376

Hell yeah op!

>>689434977
"Woah dude"

>>689453630

btw rate me

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>>689452376
I fucking love you so much right now op

>>689437997
>"in the paper"
>[current year]
>how's the retirement, grandpa?

>>689434357
simple, use the differential operator.

>3am in Europe
>10pm on east coast
>7pm on west coast
>OP "gets out of meeting"

>>689441772
Zozzle

>>689439695
rip english

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Bump. Good job, OP

>>689454181
He clearly lives in the middle of the pacific ocean nig

>>689454283
stop forcing your shit meme

>>689434357
simple muh dear boy, once you have found the eigen values then you will be able to solve the matrix differential.

>>689451149
Shut up sjw

>>689454181
zozzle

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>>689452376
Any more info you can give us?
Did you tell her anything about it?

>>689455065
>>689454501

>>689454501
Using something once=forcing
Good job

>>689455223
as if you had used that cancer shit for the first time

()
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBlwxqqAprQ

post his response

OP.

DELIVAR.

RESPONSE.

MY ANUS IS LOOSE.

MY ANUS IS READY.

LOCK ON TIGHT.

HOLD STEADY.

BUTT.

>>689434357
FUCKING HELL.
What an absolute fucking wet flannel.

>>689455420
Saying Kek was considered cancer once too my friend, times change and language adapts

>>689455807
>was
don't excuse your cancer with other cancer

>>689455807
there is a difference between a progression (from lol to lel to kek) and just making up shit in order to force a change that isn't needed.

>>689455966
I suppose dubs confirm, you win this round

>>689456163
you are a moron. it did not go from lel to kek. but you are too young to know where that originates from anyway so i wont bother to tell you

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>>689455966
>not being an adept kekromancer

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>>689456324
This guy's right. If you were old enough, you'd remember when it was adapted from the High German "lelinate" meaning "such laughings" instead of thinking it came about in the past decade via the internet like a pleb.

>>689454283
>>689454501
lulz.

you're both niggers.

>>689456324
Glad I finally have some backup

>>689456609
I am german son, there is not such a word in our language. try harder

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>>689456891
y newfags assemble!

>>689457232
Hast halt keine Ahnung wovon du redest, geh sterben du Schwuchtel

>>689434357
>didnt read lol

>>689457299
OK but I call being the red new fag, you can be the green one

>>689457861
what ever makes you happy son

>>689434357
> Send her the screenshot
> "So, hey, I thought you should see this."
> She leaves him for being controlling.

>>689457157
you can try googling kek you fuck tard

>>689434357
He probably has a strained relationship with his GF if he is such an insecure cringy faggorino. Fuck his girl, record it, send it to him. Your profit will be him losing his shit.

>>689452376
What's his name OP? I want to see the aftermath.

Post his reply

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>>689454501

>>689434357
>689437997
>689440115
>689446013
>689449231
>689459224

All of these with the note:

"I am worried about you with this guy. You can call me anytime if you need any more help."

>>689451149
Truth.

>>689434357
Fuck his girl. Don't just fuck her, take her for yourself, as he tries desperately to win her back. Cuck him so hard that he loses his will to live. Break his spirit.

>>689442044
Noice

"I didn't know she was a lesbian. Guess that explains why she dates a giant pussy"

>>689449988
issuing those kind of ultimatums where you make your SO choose between you or a friend is emotionally manipulative and is a part of an abusive relationship, you faggot

WHAT DID HE SAY BACK?

>>689449988
Pretty sure you're the beta faggot who has never been in a relationship, and as such believes it's right to manage an SO's life.That's not self-respect, it's massochism. Have you ever even considered how fucking annoying and stressful it would be if you had to manage your own relationships and someone else's, while for some stupid and idiotic reason you think they're cheating?

tl;dr: You don't know shit about relationships, candyass.

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I gotta come up in here and drop a bump. I lust for cuck tears

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>>689463521
>I lust for cuck tears
i second that. OP please show more

Cmon op, update pls

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bump for seeing the boyfriends novel response

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let's get /comfy/ while we wait. you all can start by CHECKIN THESE DUBS

>>689466386
brb gonna go an hero

Disappointing but expected, I just hope when the response does come I'm around when OP makes a thread.

>>689467111
Nice trips but check these out

>>689467240
nope sorry famalam

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>>689467240
Pretty nice get there

If dubs, everyone is free from work tomorrow.

>>689468094
You dropped these

>>689468404
>404
>trips not found

>>689434357
block him

keep hanging out with his "girlfriend"

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