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Substitute Teacher thread
What a shitty job
something tells me this thread isn't actually about substitute teachers......
>>689423526
Shhh
>>689423526
more or less the memories of how he used to keep me after class for extra credit
>>689424224
Is that how you became gay?
>>689424392
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
That is a very badly placed asshole
TAK
>>689426689
Yeah but like, id believe it tho.
>>689427254
believe what you want--I've been this way since I can remember.
YON
>>689427708
I remember when I became gay, it was such bullshit.
I kept trying to get a gf but women kept saying I was "Ew" or "ugly", so my hormones were like "Well if you arent going to satisfy your penis on women then you can just only be attracted to men now, fuck you.". Now my penis did a 180' from athletic women to athletic men.
But im a rebel and I told my hormones to fuck off and we can settle for nothing if they wanna be like that.
hello my snuggle-y friend
>>689428465
hello friend
how goes
>>689421086
Label your threads correctly faggot. No one's filter can pick this shit up.
>>689428568
ikr? That's exactly how I felt.
>>689428850
Friendly reminder to morons if you listen to spidy and you put "Furry" in the OP the thread autosages.
>>689428685
it goes well
i am getting ready for my afternoon nap
i want a snuggly friend
>>689421086
You must love Spiderman! I can tell because you named this thread something fucking stupid instead of what you normally do. NO ONE'S FILTERS CAN PICK THIS UP.
>Enjoy your Spider-thread
>>689429098
>enabling morons
>>689429464
and yet you talk to julian
>>689429098
This is not true. Names like g/fur and s/fur do NOT get autosaged. However, people's filters can pick them up and Spiderman will be absent from the thread.
>Feels good man
>>689429195
Oh my god I want an afternoon nap.
I'm so tired right now.
>>689429773
just go sleep
>>689429927
Nooooo I need to go work out. I've been slacking the past week.
>>689429575
julian's not a moron, he's just got a few very specific principles that he adheres a bit too rigidly too
>>689429464
Sush, darling.
>>689429773
I kinda feel like doing the same
>>689430047
I can't help it. It's part of who I am.
>>689430216
okay sorry
>>689430281
Its okay, luv.
>>689430101
he is a child
>>689430031
just do what I do and fast until you feel lightheaded
>>689430735
That sounds incredibly unhealthy and I don't like it that you do that.
Also I already ordered and ate 3 slices of pizza >_>
>>689430491
>>689430555
Spiderman will continue to make appearances until fur threads are named in a manner that filters can pick up on.
>>689430031
Fucking good answer! Do some squats and get swole !!
>>689430923
>>689431041
>>689431074
Label your threads faggots
>>689431041
gaytiger?
>>689431170
>>689429250
*hug*
>>689428860
I don't know what to do with you anymore nibi
>>689431041
>get swole
I'll be happy with "not being a fatass" for the time being.
Speaking of which, I'm going for a run. See you glorious fags in a little bit!
Demos you're my snuggly friend
Don't hug him or he'll become clingy.
>>689431493
Don't eat more than two slices of pizza then.
Enjoy the run, get sweaty
>>689430900
aww okay
>>689431437
Figured as much, still on your cut?
>>689431464
Me neither. At this point there is nothing that can be done, all is shambles and unfixable.
will not
im prime hugging material
>>689432082
Yeah but very slow right now. Only down 4kgs.
I spent the last 3 days moving to my new place.
I am sceptical.
skeptical
>>689432395
Apartment?
>>689432540
nice to meet you sceptical im demos
>>689432395
You finished moving your shit yet?
>>689432695
A 3bed house. It's closer to a national forest, so I will be running through that.
Is this big chicken?
Hi there :3
My spelling is correct.
>>689432730
Eugh.
>>689433065
moo
well yeah but it's the shittier non-american version
>>689433226
How you doing?
>>689433203
don't make that face
>>689432893
All the big heavy shit just done, my couch was the worst. Just small stuff left over.
How have you been?
>>689433065
Hey swole bro!
>>689432961
Id like something like that, away from a lot of people near a forest.
Nibi
Whatever.
>>689433394
I can't help it.
>>689433409
Doing fine. Running in this altitude is kicking my ass
>>689433644
start helping it
>>689433995
Can't. You don't know my struggles.
Label your threads faggots
>>689434470
>>689434332
but I know your snuggles
>>689434850
You wish.
>>689435873
yeah i do
>>689433428
Good location but a shitty built house, walls and windows are paper thin. I could hear the neighbor's tv from inside my house.
>>689433764
That's a good thing. Keep it up and when you deepthroat you'll last longer than a smoker.
>>689433373
been better
how you do?
>>689436571
That's certainly one way to look at it
>>689437336
Did you start Penny Dreadful yet?
penny dreadful is in my ears and in my eyes
>>689437415
Always gotta find the good in all things.
>>689436341
Well, sorry.
>>689438289
i have not yet. been trying to play metal gear more but have been raging at it
hi qt pplz
>Witness says Orlando shooting gunman was on gay dating and chat app
>>689438920
sup
>>689439432
finding something busy to do like learning to make my own e621 siterip.
how about yourself?
>>689438727
Does that include deepthroating?
>>689438911
It calls to you
>>689440016
yesssssss i will watch it tonight!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs
>>689440016
Yes deepthroat is a good thing to give and receive. It's good to choke on a cock with a man you love. Or I'm just a big fag.
>>689440928
Fucking magnets.
>>689441367
i can't believe nothing stopped me from linking that. i'm so bored
>>689441751
Go outside. It's a big wonderful world out there.
Just kidding it's full of shit and it's awful stay here with us and look at porn.
>>689436571
Wonder what its made out of.
There wasnt a better choice?
>>689439892
being a bad employee
>>689441863
This is my code I live by.
>>689442108
It's a pretty good one.
>>689439417
>Two birds
>One stone
>>689441863
is the world bored because it's dangerous or is it dangerous because it's bored?
>>689442030
five finger discount robbers make me laugh
>>689442238
No one will have sex with you? Fuck it, look at porn for the rest of you life.
>>689440597
Hope you like it
>>689441014
>Or I'm just a big fag.
I'm pretty sure this is quite factual
>>689442592
>No one will have sex with you?
Nibi I'm pretty sure that's only your issue.
>>689442379
The world is shit because people are shit but sometimes a few people aren't shit, kind of like how you find corn in a giant poop.
>>689442862
I was speaking on my behalf
>>689441918
All rental homes in Australia are shit. The minimum everything. Cheap and dodgy builders cutting on everything they can. It's just how they're built here.
I funny mind, in going to set up my stereo and annoy then in the end
>>689443118
Well that's definitely an option for you, then. Like I've always said, I just want you to be happy.
>>689442752
You've made my day <3
>>689442379
the what robbers
>>689443139
What if they play their music louder?
>>689443289
Its alight, I got blazblue. That makes me happy.
It's raining out and there's a huge thunderstorm and I'm in love with this weather.
>>689443699
I don't know what blazblue is, but I'm happy for you.
sounds like Florida weather
>>689443979
less gunshots
>>689443979
It's raining water, not bullets.
>>689443835
Its a game I play to make the days go by quicker.
Like how some people play League or DOTA.
>>689443699
Well I guess then I'd have to have roaringly loud gay sex then.
>>689444221
Huh, never heard of it. I just kind of assumed it was a drug thing.
>>689444159
hahaha>>689444174
funny lmao guys
