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Let me tell you something /b/ Cum is evil I did some pretty fucked
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Let me tell you something /b/
Cum is evil
I did some pretty fucked shit just because i was horny

Started all in childhood

>be me
>6 years old
>just got a pc
>ofc i was curious, i googled shit like sex and brothel
>started playing with my dick after school
>i literally undressed myself every day after school, layed myself on the ground in the bathroom and fapped until i felt something like cumming
>"Lets try it with friends, it feels good alone so it has to be fun together"
>best friend came to me one day
>"hey anon what will we do today"
>"dick sucking"
>mfw i sucked my best friend when i was 6
>mfw i got fucked in the ass when i was 6

Also apparently my neighbours must have heard the porn because i watched it always on max volume.

>one day mother came home from work, didnt talk to me, walked straight to my pc, checked my history
>i went to the tv, knowing im fucked
>"ANON?!"
>walked to her
>"are you gay?!"
>gay porn history found
>"it was just a pop up..."
>"no internet for you anymore!"
>got it back the day after anyway

and because this wasnt enough and i was still curious

>at school
>with other best friend on the toilet
>i convince him to pull his pants down and let me fuck his ass
>some guys must have noticed this because a few days after they fucked on the toilet too, saying shit like "YEAH DEEPER I WANNA FEEL YOU"
>teacher caught them
>no one caught me

i have lot of this childhood shit i did and it feels good to tell someone

cont?
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last bump, if no one is interested ill take it with me in my grave
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>>689419240

Keep going...
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>>689419240
>it feels good to tell someone
go ahead unburden yourself OP
6 is very young to be so sexually active
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>mother has a best friend
>best friend has a son
>get to know each other
>8 at this time
>hes 10
>we become pretty good friends
>i have a sleep over at him
>its midnight, we watch shit tier porn on the tv
>he starts putting his dick out
>jerking it
>so do i
>we both laugh when we cum and see how high it shoots
>later i fucked him in the ass because i asked for it

I see him often, i hate to remember that

But my favorite is:
>We get visited one day by a friend of my mother, her daughter and brother
>im in my room with the daughter 7 and brother 5
>mum in kitchen
>we wonder what we can do
>she starts dancing
>i tell her to undress, she does
>then the brother does it
>both are naked, im dress
>i tell her to suck her brother off
>she almost does but wants to see me naked too first
>then i hear something
>foot steps
>fuck.jpg
>tell her to get dressed
>mother asked me later
>"were you all naked?"
>"NOPE"

no one else interested?
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>>689421179
Yes cont
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>>689421179
im interested mah nigga
continue
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Keep going op
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>>689421179
Continue.
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>>689421179

Interested over here. Your experiences are better than mine.
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bump for mah nigga op
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>>689421179
Your mom man, imagine what she thinks of you because she knows your a full of shit liar but just doesn't wanna believe it
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>>689422590
kill me
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That's fucked up.
Continue, please.
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>>689422720
its normal u new fag kys
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>>689422830
Kys new farg xddddddppppppppp
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Bumperino
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>>689423010
nigger ur gay kys newfaggg
>implying u hurt me
>implying
>IMPLYING
kys
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but i think my real career as a perverted human garbage bag started when i was 12, i had a best friend back then.
Pretty cool guy, everyone liked him. The type of guy, you cannot be mad with bc hes just too cool, nevermind what he does.
All girls are into him. Im just a fat shit at this point with only 1 friend. He starts talking to me, i dont know why until this day

He starts getting me out of my shit life and learn me how to treat girls which was mostly shitty bc he was a douchebag at the same time.

So there we are. Me 12, he 12, and 3 friends of him. Lets call them M., J. and L. Pretty much same age, i cant tell exactly anymore.

>J. has a house, well a little house from her parents which she can use on her own.
>we all 5 did some normal shit, what normal teenis do, mostly hang outside.
>One day he asked me if i wanna come to J. house, do a little house party with sleep over and pizza.
>"Sure why not"
>"alright be there at 8pm"
>went to the house
>i noticed they are all just into my buddy, not me. I sit all alone in the corner, listening to music
>he comes up to me
>"anon come we go upstairs"

upstairs was a bed, pretty big

>then, it sounds weird, but we said to the girls they should come always alone to the room
>we made it dark
>started undressing them
>started playing with their body
>well i was mostly just next to him while they laid on my buddy, he was the cool guy, not me
>after 10 minutes we sent the one girl out and another girl in
>we eventually got them into letting us finger them
>we got them into blowing us
>he facefucked the shit out of. L
>he facefucked the shit out of M.
> J. was the only one who didnt want to blow us, even though the other 2 girls were like "BLOW THEM, WE DID IT TOO"

It was like a brothel, one came in, blowed us, went outside and sent another in. I still dont know how to fell about this because we were all just 12. It became normal to repeat that more often.
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OP IS KILL RIPPPP
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glad to know I wasn't the only one with an incredibly gay experience in my childhood
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"Fucked up" get it?
But still faggots gross me out.
Continue ffs!
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>>689422830
>its normal
>u new fag
>kys
I have no words, for how much of a faggot you are...
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>>689423193
Op is not kill, it just takes me time to remember all because its been a long tome
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>>689423125
Kden
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>>689423168
holy fucking shit its like a dream come true at this point but all else is shit tier
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>>689421179
O.O op continue! !!
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OP keep it up!
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>>689423168
God damn...
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>>689424570
Basically
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>so this continued for some time
>i started meeting them alone
>i started meeting other girls
>i undressed and fingered a 12yo in the park in front of some children playing on the playground
>i undressed and fingered a 12yo on the river where everyone who was walking by could see it
>gayness was almost gone bc now i know how to get girls for what i want
>guys slowly get mad at me for using so many girls just to satisfy myself.
>getting passed up 2 times by some older guys
>i dont give a fuck i need that
>just before i turned 13, i fucked the first time

It maybe sounds like a dream but it trade anytime with someone who was just "normal"

>what could go wrong if i use every girl in the town
>everything could go wrong
>girls started hating me
>it was all the time the same, i get to know one girl, fucked her, then fucked one of her friends, then fucked one of her friends again, this repeated a lot
>i started fucking landwhales bc my dick just told me i need that
>i started getting gay fantasies again bc my dick just need what the fuck ever
>i started even getting zoophilie fantasies
>man i got fucked in the ass with 16 by an 40 yo old guy bc why the fuck ever, my dick told me it was a good idea
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Op u r fucked up
Continue
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>>689425337
Don`t you have ANY self control? Jesus....
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>>689425337
This is awesome OP. Keep going.
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How old were you when the AIDS took hold OP?
Did the syphilus make you go crazy?
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Continue OP
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Screenshotting for Brendaniels
Y the fuck not
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>>689423244
come on get it off your chest
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BUMPPPP
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Holy fuck this is good, anon why have not shared this with us before
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>>689421179
>>689425337
How did you fuck for the first time if you already fucked a guy in the ass?
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bump
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been here for almost an hour
never give up
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i have so many surpressed memories i try to remember

>back when i was 7
>sleep over at my dads place, parents are divorced
>i fapped in dads bed because i dont know, the movie was shitty i was watching and he was not there right now
>i always fapped when it was boring
>sometimes even multiple times
>that evening i came 10 times
>im pretty proud of myself if you can call that proud
>dick hurted like hell, but as soon as i got hard again the pain was forgotten

Im still masturbating like a fucker, 4 times a day when im not outside. When i dont fap, my brain starts turning off and i think it may be a good idea to write every ugly girl i know and start a sexual conversation.

I dont even know if im straight, gay or bi.

fapping i like breathing for me

but there is something thats kinda disturbing for me until this day, i guess thats the forgotten memory

>8
>school goes on a class trip
>all i think of are sleeping girls next to my room
>so there we are
>shitty youth hostel
>go in my room with 2 friends
>"guys i know what i have to do, ill keep myself up till its 2 am and then i sneak in the girls room and undress them, whos with me?"
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>>689426819
well fucked a girl for the first time, my bad
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>>689427476
CONT PLSSS
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>>689419240

im with you OP
just give you a chance
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what country are you from OP?
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Come on op
I have faith
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>>689428078
this
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that is a good thread
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>>689427476
damn nymphomaniac. keep going.
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cmon op dont let this die
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>>689428409
Agreed. I sent this to https://www.youtube.com/user/BrendanielReads. Everybody spam it to him on every social media he has.
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>>689419240
bump
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>>689428654
what the fuck?
fuck off faggot
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>>689428565

OP i hope youre deamontyping
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>>689421179
>laughing at how high your cum shoots
>8 and 10

first time i came was when i was 14. it's hard to believe someone busts a load when he's 8
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>ofc they think im retarded
>imagine all day who i could undress
>"i will undress S. and then lick all over her body and then lick her pussy and then stick my dick in her, fuck yeah!"
>night comes
>i drink coke like a fucktard bc im still a fat fuck and i thought it will keep me awake
>its 12am
>fuck im tired, i need to do it now
>try every of the girls room to see who wasnt locked
>found one
>hearts pounding like a motherfucker
>"do i wanna do this and fuck my life up?"
>fuck it, dick said yes, brain fuck off
>open door
>slowly
>sneak in
>i cant see anything
>theres a light switch
>"will they wake up when i turn on the light?"
>fuck it, turn on light
>they pretend to be asleep as i found out later
>sneak to one of their beds
>remove blanket
>pull her tshirt up
>lay it on her face
>"you dont need to see what i will do now"
>her eyes open when i pulled the shirt up
>"FUCK ABORT"
>run out of the room
>Ursain Bolt mode
>i never ran that fast
>"im fucked"
>lay in my bed, think what i will say when someone asks me
>"i just wanted to be a gentleman and make sure the bed cover keeps her rightly warm"
>"hell yeah this is good"
>next morning
>teacher comes into my room
>"anon, were you last night in the girls room?"
>"noo?"
>"they told me you were in their room"
>"why should i go in their room?"
>"well they told me you went to their room, turned on the light and just laughed in the middle of the room"
>"...wat"
>"so you werent in their room?"
>"i promise i wasnt"
>i must have a guardian angel because i was sure i went straight to their bed and started undressing them, what the fuck happened in the room
>girls come up to me
>"WHY THE FUCK WERE YOU IN OUR ROOM?!"
>"i dont know, i cant remember anything"
>ofc i can
>"You pervert"
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>>689429158
well you dont have to believe me, it wasnt much, for sure, but it started pretty early
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>>689429322
Was it pure white or did it look like piss but was gooy
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>All guys laugh at me bc they think i sneaked in the girls room just to laugh my ass off in the room
>just my 2 friends know i went there to do some shit id regret afterwards

After this all failed i even thought about letting my roommate sucking my dick at night while he was asleep but that thought was even too fucked for me.
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is there anymore to the story OP?
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>>689429687
i have no fucking idea, i just know some day it started some liquid coming out of my dick when i finished fapping on the bathroom ground
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>>689429966
How old are you now ?
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Moar?
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Stop asking if people are interested or want more and keep posting til you run out.
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>>689421083
Because it's impossible you dumbass, your dick can't physically get hard on that age.
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I did so much shit in my life /b/, i hate my dick and balls but they are a part of them.
im just clear in my mind, the few seconds after i came.
i fucked up many relationships and friendships. Something is wrong with me and i just needed to tell someone.
Thanks for listening. It helped facing my problem.
I dont think i have something special after all i just told. Feel free to share storys you experienced
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>>689430998
Bullshit.
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>>689430998
I got hard ons when I was around that age, started growing pubes at 8
>sorry mr scientist
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>>689430998
nooo im pretty sure it can
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>>689430272
20
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>>689430998
yes it can. i started jaking off then, was awesome cause i would orgasm but no cum to clean up
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>>689431218
Same. Everything is so much simpler when you're a child isn't it? Including masturbation...
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>>689431218
yeah exactly, i remember the orgasms were way harder back then, i felt like flying literally. But maybe im just too much used to it now
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>>689431110
no walk the dinosaur?
at this day
Op is not a faggot
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>>689429164
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>>689431498
Well i had sex with guys, i guess that makes me a bit of a faggot
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>>689431384
>>689431357
i remember rubbing my dick on my sisters dolls, and the family cat
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>>689428654
I second this
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>>689431937
yeah
but
ok you are a faggot
at least not as bad as the other
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>>689430998
It can. I remember waking up one morning and telling my mom that I had to pee so much that the pee had filled up my dick and was making it stand up.
She just laughed.
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>>689421179
You can't come at age 8 you retard
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>>689432159
i rubbed my dick on dolls too
i forgot this till now
fuck you
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>>689432558
Haha,I remember undressing my sisters barbie dolls and dry humping them
Man I was a fucked up kid
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I used to use toilet paper rolls as fleshlights.
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I dry humped my brother and female cousin pretending I'm wrestling, then realized it was gay and continued only with my cousin.
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>>689433246
No fucking way your dick is that thick. Unless you stuck your dick in the toilet paper itself, and not the rol-... WHAT THE FUCK?
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>>689432558
>>689432977
its nice to know that im not the only one.sometimes i put baby powder on them
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>>689430998
Dumbass
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>>689432977
nice dubs
yeah
i also tried to simulate a handjob
dont know what it was back then but i want it like i was doing it
as you can imagen it dont work
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>>689432977
Been there done that
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>>689433582
Uhm, I'm average length and I can't fit in a TP roll? Different guy here.
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This thread will be remembered for a long time
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So one day I had to go to a family reunion, I meet a cousin I never saw before. She is 9 and at this point I am 14.

>Had not fapped all day
>meet cousin
>she shakes my hand
>get rock hard
>convince her to go play outside
> playfully push her to the ground and I lay on top of her
>remember a japanese porn video I saw the day before where two girls took a shit on a mans chest
>wanting to try this out
>force my cousin to take a shit on my chest
>somehow she did it

yes I told you, my life is fucked up
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>>689433582

Not to be an asshole or anything but my dick is too thick to fit in them
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>>689434252
Op here, i was never into scat, only thing that never will turn me on
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>>689433582
>>689433246
>>689434142
>>689434404
are we talking about this?
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>>689419240
What fucking age are you? Google wasn't even a thing when I was 6. Seriously mods, get this toddler out of here
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>>689434252
More details are needed, how the actual fuck.
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>>689434759
I already answered that question
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>>689434252
wow OP, if this is true you had one special childhood
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>>689434636
I'm the toilet roll OP, yes this is what I has in mind, even if it's too big for you, you can squeeze it around your dick.
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>>689431178
>>689434759
not op but you are a faggot
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>>689434941
As i said, thats not from me, i was never into scat
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>>689434954
how?
with lube?
dont know why but need explanation
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>>689434252
Okay it was interesting but it turned weird here.
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>>689434636
Yes, the tube from a tp roll, they are too small
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>>689435294
I'm uncut so no lube was necessary. This is how I used to do it.
> get hard
> get a used roll of toilet paper like pic related >>689434636
> stick dick in it
> compensate for the free space left by squeezing the paper onto a firm grip around your dick
> masturbate
This worked perfectly when I was like 13, used to get me very aroused. But I'm sure if I tried it now it wouldn't do shit for me.
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Op all who are on this board are faggots
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Someone already did the screenshot work? Post please
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>>689436594
Waiting for this
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>>689431146
Kek
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>>689436038
not op here
>be me very young
>tickle in dick
>dont know what it is
>touch dick
>feelsgood.jpg
>dont know how to masturbate
>slap dick but not hard
>orgasm
>do this for about a year
>only fap 1-3 times a week because it hurt
>got first pc
>first search: porn
>ohhh thats how you do it
>feel retared as fuck today
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>>689437221
kek
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>>689435930
Same here
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>>689437221
oh fuck my sides
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>>689436038
Do I just have a pencil dick, or is yours like a fucking tree trunk, because I can't imagine anyone being able to use that as a fleshlight. Anon, post dick with timestamp or I call bullshit.
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OP should of been at Pulse in Orlando...
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>>689437995
Are you serious? I think even if you're just a little above average your dick shouldn't fit in a toilet paper roll.
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>>689437995
>do I just have a pencil dick?

Yeah mate apparently you do.
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>>689437995
squeez it like he said
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>>689438296
in his defense, i have seen some very large and some very small toilet paper rolls. maybe he has only seen the large ones.
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>>689437995
Apparently i have a pencil dick as well.
Which confuses me a bit.
They probs just have chodes, not to worry
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>>689438539
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>>689438976
Okay, that's probably it.
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This whole thread is gold
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Not OP, this story happened around 1990 when nobody had Internet and the only TV shows I was allowed to watch was sesame street, the news, and animal documentaries


> be me in kindergarten
> 4 or 5
> group of friends who usually play together
> kindergarten has 3-4 toilets for maybe 20+ children, so sometimes we guys piss into the same toilet to save time when all the other toilets are occupied
> at one occasion I am locked in the toilet with my best friend T.
> he suggests a game
> pull back foreskin of your dick
> don't understand why, but whatever
> other guy has to approve, that's part of the game
> still don't understand why, but whatever
> then we suck each other's limp dicks
> I still recall that I didn't like the taste of his dick, but somehow the whole thing didn't seem important enough to start a discussion about it
> next part is we try to stick our limp dicks into each other asses
> doesn't work, so we skip that part
> game's done, zip up and go back to play
> over the next couple of weeks we develop a habit of playing that game regularly. Not daily, but multiple times a week
> I never really liked it and had no idea what I was doing, but it was cool to have a common secret
> Eventually we try to convince one girl to play with us
> She refuses and gets annoyed by us
> Sometime later parents tell me we need to talk
> have no idea what I did wrong
> Parents are worried (and in hindsight must have been totally embarrassed in front of the other parents)
> Ask many questions that I don't remember anymore
> Say they thought they would have had to have this talk when I was much older
> don't remember much of what they told me, but they say there is this really dangerous illness called AIDS and that for the time being I must not touch other guys dicks anymore
> I may still play with my best friend in kindergarten, but I can no longer visit him at home, which is a bummer

to be continued
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>>689440223
Yup. Someone screencap this shit.
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>>689440513
> Say they thought they would have had to have this talk when I was much older
> I still recall that I didn't like the taste of his dick
>Didn't like the taste of his dick.
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>>689440561
if he >>>>689440513
finish the story i will do it
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>>689430998
Tits or gtfo
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>>689441156
DO IT ANON.
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>>689419240
shit sounds so much like my childhood.....

god damn thats fucked up when ya think about it , an hero thread detected
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>>689442387
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>>689440513

> cont'd
> T. don't play our game anymore and the trust is gone
> during the last year/couple of months of kindergarten our friendship fades out
> we go to different elementary schools, and I have never met him again
> years later my parents told me that other parents broad up the issue, so other kids must have told on us
> my parents talked with T's parents before talking to me
> It turns out they let him watch while they had sex
> I guess that's where the approval of the dick part came from
> The mother also let him watch change her tampons
> understandably, my parents didn't want to let me enter their house anymore
> I don't know if that experience has affected me in any way, but I am more or less okay with my sex life etc.
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>>689438976
I don't know how large your rolls are but here in Europe they're usually around 2 inches in diameter.
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>>689419240
I would have been lucky to find a porn vhs at 6.
Sorry about the internet, guys. Sorry for making you a fucking weirdo, kid.
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>>689437021
>>689440561
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>>689443772
if you want the whole thread i got it too
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>>689419240
kill yourself
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>>689419240
basic 2016 history, all child do that now, don't care ;)
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not OP here but fuck mein :0
>went on vacantion to pittsbourgh
>7 or 8 can't remember the age
>family go over to cousins house for a visit
>see my female cousin for the first time and her siblings
>we play video games the usual shit
>my and her parents go out leave me and cousins alone in the house
>me and female cousin go up stairs and leave the younger siblings downstairs
>we talk abt getting naked and stuff, which at the time i though ok without question
>we get naked and geton the bed
>swear to god i dont remeber anything wake up
>shes gone into the kitchen downstairs, still naked put clothes on and go downstairs
had feeling for her until i was 16, not anymore
hats basically it from there, she has huge tits now. XD
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>>689444071
just do it already
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Not OP either but I guess I'll share my story.

> First day in kindergarten, get assigned seat on rug but I cry because I get nasty spot.
> Boy comes over and sticks his hand in my ass through my jeans. Let's call him Tyrone "Play"
> I put my hand in his, and he asks me about cable and if I have HBO and I say yes.
> Tells me to watch HBO at insert late time that I forgot.
>Go home and does it and watches porn for the first time.
> Next day Tyrone tells me to go to the bathroom with him.
>Tyrone tells me to bend over and make noises like the girls in the movies.
>Make fake moaning noises when Tyrone puts child chode in.
>He fumbles around for a bit then tells me its my turn.
>I do the same thing he did pressing the tip of my dick against his ass hole but it hurt so I stop.
>We leave bathroom.
>Next day, I notice Tyrone does this with a lot of other kids at the school.
> Shit we were doing it every where in lunch lines, lines to go to recess everything.
>I get a crush on a mexican named Sonia. Sonia never really liked me.
>I make Tyrone pair her up with me.
>Tyrone also kinda bullied me but he made up for it by letting me smash Sonia.
>I remember me locking the bathroom door and tyrone trying to kick it down while I cried.

Cont?
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Reddit crop me in the post
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>>689445853
go on
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>>689445853
Please continue
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>>689445853

>1st grade, this new kid comes to school we'll call him Jamal.
>I initiate what Jerome did to me on him during halloween.
>He doesn't like it and snitches.
>I call his Robots costume gay. prettyironic.
> My mom gets called about the whole ordeal and we have this weird conversation I can't remember.
>Back to sonia though, I used to always bug her to do it with me.
>She had a pretty fat ass for a 6 year old.
> Every time she said no, I told Jamal and he forced her to do it with me and gave me some man lessons.
> I used to grab her ass in class and one time I was playing with her nipple under her shirt while the whole class was sitting in a circle but she didn't like it and slapped my hand out of the way.
> I go to her house once and she had a older brother about 14 I think.
> I do it with her in her room and as I'm rubbing my dick on her ass cheeks her brother comes in and is quiet for a bit.
>He's quiet for a bit before saying your doing it wrong and tells me to put it in her vagina.
>I stick my 6 year old chode inside of her vagina. Feelsgoodman.
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>>689447108
>He watches and starts jacking off.
>Sonia was in a little bit of pain at first and grimaced.
>I keep going and her brother we'll call Jose starts jerking off to it.
> I'm not really paying attention and start trying to do some stuff I saw in the movies.
>Tried to do some sort of weird ass position.
>We give up and her brother stops jacking off i think he jizzed or something wasn't really paying attention iirc.
> I start chilling with her brother and we play play station for a bit and I go home.
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>>689447108

Can someone bump the thread so I can keep going?
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Whole thread so far
http://s31.postimg_org/9wncxe2x7/Let_me_tell_you_something.jpg
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Man I thought I was the only one. My best friend for almost all of middle school and I used to always do that kind of shit whenever we were at each other's houses. Thinking about it now maybe i should see someone about it cause it fucked me up for a while
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>>689448044
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>>689448517
nice job!
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>>689447548
wut
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>>689447548
>Next day at school I tell Jerome what I did with Sonia.
>He makes her come over and goes to the bathroom with her and does what I did with her to her.
> He makes it the new thing and about half the student population starts doing the new way.
>1st graders to 3rd graders were all fucking daily everywhere. you could notice it literally every fucking where in the school.
>Every single line where you saw 2 people too close to eachother chances are they were probably fucking.
>Now that I think about it, how the fuck were we getting away with this? Did the teachers just not care? Like wtf?
> Anyway, now that we get half the school to do it we started a club and made houses on the playgrounds for people to do it in private and charged YuGiOh and Pokemon cards.
>We felt so fucking cool. We ran that shit.
>We were the original pimps and gangsters and shit.
>Like imagine it, we were pimping girls and getting currency. We were mini fucking katt williams.
> Me and Jamal stopped fucking after because we had some many hoes that we didn't need eachother any more.
> Fast forward to third grade my crush on Sonia stops and I get a crush on "Felicia".
> Felicia was this 4th grader who was started puberty early and had tits and ass and every fucking thing.
>She was built like nicki minaj in the 4th grade dead ass. Ok maybe I'm exaggerating a bit but still.
> I start trying to get her to spend time with me and start with her, but she was never involved on it and was oblivious to what was going on.
>I get her to spend time with me in the houses we made in the play ground (aka tarp or giant building blocks blocking out the light and didn't let anyone get in.)
>But I never made a move on her for a while because we would just end up just talking about cartoons n kiddie shit and I never found a way to do it for a while.
>Except one day she comes over to my house and she asks me out and we kiss.
>I start making out with her as best as I could and we start taking off clothes.
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>>689444854
Are you fucking retarded.
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>>689449008
Dis gon b gud
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>>689449008
MORE!!!!!!!'
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>>689434759
Google's been around since the 90's.
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>>689449008

>I kiss her and I start fingering her roughly still not knowing what the fuck I was doing and she's clearly in pain and starts tearing up a little bit.
>I say sorry but she says its okay and it feels kind of good.
>I keep going for a little bit and I put my now 8year old chode in her.
>I start going n and out and shes moaning and shit for the first time I'm actually like getting into it.
>She like grabs my lower thigh and pushed it towards her it was weird.
> I keep thrusting and she kept trying to kiss me but ended up biting my lip.
>My dick started to hurt and I stop.
>She gets up and kisses me again and we put our clothes back on and we lay down and play pokemon pearl together on my DS. Until we both take a nap and she leaves while I'm still sleep.
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>>689449008
posting in gold thread
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>>689430998
Not true, I could. First mutual jerk at age 5
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Sorry kind of rushing because the thread keeps going to like page 7, don't want thread to die before I can finish lol.

>After that me and Felicia fuck again and something happened and she moved :( I still got her on facebook tho. She looks decent still now. pic related Felicia last year.
> Next year in fourth grade, Sonia is starting to fill out a bit too.
> I start getting Sonia to let me smash again and she says no and she's not listening to me or Jerome any more.
> I'm like oh ok and I start getting the other girls to start ostracizing her and made her feel like shit. I was bullying her now that I think of it. Hindsight 20-20.
> I keep trying to pressure her to do it with me again until she snitches and tells a teacher what I've been doing crying crocodile tears and my mom gets called.
>Fking rip me. My mom goes ham and gets the belt and starts beating me saying I could've went to jail or been sent away and now that she might be in trouble because they thought something was happening at home.
> I snitch on Jerome so hard and so fast. Fuck that friendship, My mom was crying thinking that they were gonna investigate her and take me away.
>I tell her everything that Jerome did and painted myself as a victim. It works.
>The CPS investigates Jerome's house and about a week later he no longer went to our school.
>When Jerome left the whole dynasty we worked so long to create fell apart. I wasn't alpha enough like jerome to run it and people didn't respect me like that respected him.
>Kids stop fucking. Other kids started to snitch too and everyone ratted out on the operation that we've been running.
>And that's the rise and fall of the whore house that was ran in that elemenatary school. It was fun while it lasted.
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>>689451022
I got some more stories/I could go over some other stuff in more detail but I just wanted to tell the main story before thread 404d.
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>>689451022
bump
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>>689447108
>She had a pretty fat ass for a 6 year old.
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>>689451022

newer pic of felicia. Me and her still flirt every now and then.
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>>689451183
No one want the additional stories? :(
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>>689451183
Good stuff man, keep coming up
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>>689451022
Lmao what the fuck
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>>689451478
I get that reference.
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>>689423125
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>>689451817
thottiana
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Second time between me and Felicia

>We were chilling after school, playing diamond/pearl on our DSs.
>I fkin rekk her with my Diagla and infernape and we play fight a little bit after she tries to take my DS from me because she lost.
>I pin her down and kiss her on the neck,
>She moans a little bit and our DSs fall on the ground next to us.
> I start grabbing her titty with my left hand and pulling her head closer to mine with the other.
> She starts moaning and hits me on my chest.
> I laugh and I ask her if she wants to go somewhere else and she cutely nods.
>We start walking down the street towards this bando that we've chilled in before.
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>>689452985

> We get in through the back porch and chill in a room upstairs. We start kissing again and I pull her closer towards me by the hips.
> For some reason I keep remembering our teeth kept bumping on eachother and we both kind of nerviously giggled it off.
> I lay her down rubbing her booty so that her booty never really touched the ground and my hands acted as a barrier between it and the ground.
> She started to unbuckle my pants and took off my shirt as I started to pull down her underwear from her little skirt and started playing with her pussy.
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golden thread
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>>689453682
Indeed.
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>Insta-boner and she was awkwardly trying to rub my dick.
> Imagine a girl trying to rub a pussy with two fingers but on a dick. It didn't feel right at all.
> I ignored it anyway and started to put it in her my tip buring itself in her pussy which was still tight asf.
> Earlier when I said she was built like nicki minaj she really was. Like she had such a fat ass for a 10 year old. She had the body of a 20 year old at 10.
> We were in a missionary position until I told her to bend over so I could get it in doggy easier which is the way I had always done it until then.
> Her shit was bouncing and shit on my mini 9 year old chode it was amazing.
> I hadn't even seen it like this in porn before.
> Pic related type of ass we're talking about here except scaled down a little bit.
> She's moaning and screaming loud and I keep thrusting and I start to kiss her neck from behind.
cont
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBlwxqqAprQ
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>>689454067
Dat ass almost as phat as Sue Ellen.
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>>689454432
:Edit: Got more of her?
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>>689454067
> I finally "nut"TM, felt the feeling of ejaculation but no nut came out.
> My dick was twitching inside of her as I slowed down and pulled out and laid down next to her.
>I was happy feeling like I had achieved something but she looked kind of distant bored like I hadn't finished the job yet.
> I start trying to rub my dick to make it hard again to keep going but it wouldn't budge.
> "put it in your mouth and suck on it." I told her.
> My first blowjob felt amazing. Like she actually sucked on it like a popsicle and i was diamonds immediately.
> I bend her over again and spank her ass softly and put it back in and started going in again.
> she kept backing it up on me and she kept like kind of making it thrust in her at a certain angle like my dick was straight she kept angling her body at a like 30 degree angle.
> My dick starts to really fucking hurt as it twitches again and she got really excited and started pressing it against me harder and harder as my dick just felt like it was about to tear itself apart from the inside out. but I kept doing it for her.
>She kept going in as my dick started to limp down but I kept trying to will it back up against what it wanted to do.
> Eventually she stopped as I was on the burge of tearing up.
> I kiss her again and we started playing pokemon diamond and pearl together again after laying down on the dusty floor for like 10 mins just staring at the ceiling.
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>>689454657
na, That wasn't felicia just some porn I had saved. I do have nudes of felicia though but I won't post those here.
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>>689455073
Actually fuck it, I already posted pics of her face here why not.
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>>689455214
Smart move anon.
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>>689455411
rip thread though. It's probably just you and some lurkers.
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Someone screencap before 404
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>>689455214
You just proved you are full of shit, both pictures are saved from a recent thread just next to this one which was about "black booty". KYS fucking fag.
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>>689456018

u dont say. The first pic I got from there. The second pic tho I posted there.
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>>689455952
Someone did, but there have been a couple more stories since then.
>>689456018
link or 404?
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>>689456018
and I never said the first pic was felicia, I just said that it was a reference.
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>>689456138
404
>>689456122
Why the fuck were you considering not posting those here if you had done it in a previous thread?
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>>689456216
Yeah the second was from that thread too, are you blind?
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>>689456427
faggot gets cracked on
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>>689456491
10/10 story though
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>>689456491
Some good fantasies there...
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it has been saved.
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as much as i hate to admit it but doing sexual stuff as little kids is the fucking best. getting pussy at 5 and getting pussy at 15 is fucking a joke. No one knows about gay stuff or virginity. just curious kiddos. good times.
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>>689456427
>>689456343

BTFO.
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>>689456427
>>689456491
>>689457091

welp guess he's not a fag.
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>>689431110
Get your brain scanned.
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>>689457091
http://www.wikihow.com/Change-File-Properties
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>>689457548
>but would he really go that far?
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>>689457548

You really think I went through all that effort in that little of time?
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>>689457700
>No significant effort is required.
>If you made up these stories in such a small time period of course you can do that shit.
>I don't give a fuck anymore, carry on.
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>>689419240
> 6 years old
> Cumming
yeah right
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>>689430998
actually, it can. i just doubt hed be so horny that young.
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This thread is fucking golden. Every post=perfection.
Great job, you demented fucking anons.
You all kick ass.
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>>689428654
NEED
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Pimp kid here, can someone give me the screencaps of my stories?
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>>689451022
I wanna be in the screen cap
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