>>689416954
I got my dick sucked in a bathroom about 5 months ago.
Been to busy working since then to do much.
Life is shit anon, deal with it.

hahaha fucking pussy do it

I've shifted(Irish slang for french kissing)2 girls and got a good feel of one their arses.Never had a girlfriend though,but I'm only a teenager yet

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>>689416954

fuckoff faggot

>>689417230
being lonely ive had to resort to desperate measures
ive tried putting peanut butter on my balls
had my dog lick it up
now im hooked on bestiality

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>>689416954
STREAM LINK

>>689416954
jesus why is this guy still shitposting for attention

>>689418039
im lonely and need ehugs. giving away my guitar and star trek figures

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pikachu

i want the guitar.

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>>689418278

>>689418340
whats your address? ill send it via ups
i want someone to have it

>>689416954
timestamp with a celphone? no wonder you want to die

>>689416954
Shut up fucktard, you to much of a pussy to get up and improve your life so your attractive, but instead you sit around with a buttplug up your ass. So to get to the point shut up and stop pushing threads off the board.

>>689417714
Dude, in honesty, man the fuck up and get a job.
Fuck a whore with the money you make.
Realise that sex has nearly no impact on real life, and find a way to makw yourself happy for real. Sex is just the current boogeyman you have invented to explain your social failures.
I choose to be alone all the time, I prefer it, I surf, camp, hike alone to get away from everything, as life on Earth is just too hard for me.
Learn to live with yourself anon, sex os the easiest part.

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Man fuck those people OP.
You`re better then this, nothing is impossible.

>>689416954
no anon dont

>>689416954
FUCK, its you again!
The faggot on /adv/
Stop mopping for the last fucking time, everyone there said they would fuck you if you didn't have such a shit personality. Grow up anon

Link to stream?

>>689416954

too handsome to die

Hi its grill again

>>689416954
Do it, you look like a drugged up Healey Joel osmond

>>689419385
hi can we chat via email
im so lonely
maybe we can ehug?

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can we get a link to steam or video ?

>>689416954
This shit is pure cancer

i cant stop crying. why wont a girl like me. life is not worth living anymore. my heart hurts. i long for affection from a girl

>>689416954
If youre looking for reasons not to kill yourself on /b/ you're a lost hope. Give us a stream link or you're just a sad fuck who needs attention

LOL okay so lets say tomorrow you find a girl online and she wants to meet up. do you really think shes gonna want to date some loser who sits in their moms basement at 30 years old? no girl will want to be with some basement neet. just save yourself the time and hang yourself on live stream

>>689419930
A girl won't like you because you cry over seeing two people hug from your mom's basement. You don't see anything wrong with that? Pull yourself together clean yourself up and go on some speed dating shit or online dating a girl is never going to fucking go near you if you're a fucking state.

>>689416954
this weekend I got drunk and fucked two beautiful girls on saturday, and another one is coming to my house later.
You're pathetic anon.

>>689416954
where's the cheetos pass the mountain dew

>>689420391
Im a lost romantic. Im sensitive. girls like that dont they? im afraid of the sun and rather stay inside. speed dating sounds scary.

>>689420445
why do girls like douche bags like you?

How did you never hug a girl ?

>>689416954
Saw this thread yesterday. Just do it already

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>>689420445
>rating your life based off of recent sexual experiences

>>689420616
You're an idiot post a real timestamp faggot

>>689416954
If you think a woman is the key to happiness you will never be happy nigga.

>>689420638
i dunno. it never happened for me.

>>689420616
I'm a hopeless romantic myself, so I go and find romace. Cop yourself on.

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this will be you if you ever tried going on a date!

HAHAHAHAHAH

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you're not even ugly dude. you just need to clean up, get a hair cut, shave, and be confident. you could atleast get someone like this.

image related!

>>689420967
that makes me cry even more now. thanks jerk

I've been married for 18 years and love my wife. She is my soulmate. You have no idea what you have missed out on.

>>689420616
>>689420758
Well, I'm pretty jacked, I do have a lot of money on my account, I'm considered beautiful on social standards, live alone and drive a nice car.... And I'm only 18.
I've achieved more in a 3rd world country in less time then you guys. Yeah... nothing to complain

>>689421276
Nothing to prove either, kill yourself no one gives a shit.

>>689419490

just give me like 20 mins, I'm tanking in WoW, can't log out now

>>689417572
Underage b&

>>689416954

I've had sex and have been in meaningful relationships with women.

You're a raging faggot.

>>689420445
your left and right hands do not count

>>689416954
Dude chill out don't kill yourself it take time to find someone to care about you just have to be patient and work on building yourself up

>>689421276
>living alone
>nice car
>money in account
>18

Oh yeah, I have daddy's money too, but that doesn't give you inherent value faggot. How are you serving your society? how are you making the world better or more efficient?

>>689421276
>showing off on /b/

Lol, whatever helps you sleep at night m8.

>>689421487
Crux of the problem, WoW is priority. It shouldn't be. Get a life before you try and include yourself in someone else's. To be blunt.

>>689421784
Fuck that. Do it pussy. Make the world a better place

>>689421821
WoW is life

OP I see you here almost every day. you always post how much you hate yourself and I know you cant see a reason to keep going but please dont kill yourself man I'm not going to write a massive moralfag paragraph but there's no point killing yourself. you'll thank yourself one day. girls seriously don't matter and ngl sex isn't good unless it's the first time you're doing it

>>689417572
Fucking underage summerfags

This thread is OP way of getting girls snapchat who feel bad for him. to bad he's a ugly and is whiny baby

>>689420616
He's not a douchebag op, you're just a huge fedora faggot

>now give us the link you pansie

>>689416954
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>>689422161
Who are we kidding, that is probably a fucking nineTEEN year old neet.

>>689422103
And you wonder why you can't get a girl. Get out more. Get a life. Get a girl.

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>>689416954
>>/r9k/
But seriously, how old are you? I'm sorry you're feeling miserable, i'll assure you it will get better.
How far i got so far? Well, i almost had a relationship, almost hit 2 months and then he just moved away, never called back, never replied my messages. Don't even know where he lives. I've been dreadful since

Dude don't suicide do meth u get horny and super confident then u can bang girls good luck

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>>689416954
become a faggot
at least you will ahve sex and get to know more people that MAY make you know more people and why not a girl?
being a fag is a great solution for betafags

>>689422480
Alli?

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>>689420616
Femanon here. Do you believe you deserve a girlfriend? What do you do to improve yourself? Most of the time I'm not attracted to what a guy says but how he says it. It's easy to pick out the losers because they basically ruin it for themselves.

>>689422654
pic not related
i'm not ally

>>689422330
I'm a girl, I'm not trying to get a girl, nor a boy. You must have read someone else's post.. I just said once I finnish at HFC I'm having a private chat with op.

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>>689422789
Whoops mistook you for OP

This guy keeps posting all over 4chan about this shit, and there is a girl he dated on this thread! >>>/adv/17242578 He posted a picture oh himself there too. This guy REALLY should kill himself on stream, at least then people would enjoy something produced by him.

>>689422714
stupid bitch

>>689422480
want to date me? ill never hurt you or leave you

>>689422714
i am a good person and kind

>>689421487
can i play wow with you? we can erp

>>689423065
my tits are on /b/ like 3 days a week, but today the right one has a nasty pimple or something, maybe is just cancer.

>>689423284
I don't think you live in germany, or do you? Currently not really interested in dating anyone