Are you going to deliver?

extra cheese

>>689392515
not today

I am not a full time driver

>>689391906
How is your pay? Do they make you make pizzas?

I live in the 4th floor do you hate me when I do not tip

Is it true that you get (UK) £1 per delivery + minimum wage? If so, how do you even afford to work..?

>>689393140
minimum wage
We can eat 1 pizza for free per shift
and of course all the pizza which are leftovers
happens frequently


>>689393188
yes but I will not cum on your pizza or something like that

>>689393295
I don't get paid by delivery
but I get more tip if I take more deliveries (obviously)

>>689393383
>I will not cum on your pizza or something like that
What? thats a thing?

what was your best tip?

>>689393574
no I never spit on pizzas
thats just wrong

>>689393606
8€ and a menthol cigarette

7€ two times
5€ two times

are you working for a big Company or just some random Pizza store?
whats your vehicle?

>>689391906
Did you become a pizza delivery guy because you needed a job or because you saw too much porn about it and went to try your luck?
Also, where is my cheese pizza?

>>689394039
Pizza hut
pizza tastes pretty good
best pizza even though I ate like 1000 of them already

I got a shitty scooter from pizza hut

>>689394167
>Did you become a pizza delivery guy because you needed a job or because you saw too much porn about it and went to try your luck?

I was looking for a job and this one was fitting for me because I like pizza and I know our delivery area very well.

>>689393805
What's the weirdest/coolest thing that's ever happened to you in a delivery? I know I often offer my delivery guys weed when I have it.

>>689394615
no one asked me for weed unfortunately
even though their apartment smells like a coffeshop in netherlands.

>coolest things
delivery to sluts were funny

one guy got arrested as I delivered the pizza LOL
this was an example of an "leftover pizza"

>>689395260
lurkin
>one guy got arrested as I delivered the pizza LOL

post story

1 large cheese pizza.

Op better deliver

>>689395387
>post story

Nothing to special but whatever..

>Searching for an adress just like usual
>Guy winks me
>"Hey man the pizza is for me"
>no stairs this time based.jpg
>about to give him the pizza as the cops arrive
>this guy bought your pizza with a stolen paypal account we gonna arrest him
>poor guy he didn't even try to run away
> pizza for us

first time greentexting

>>689392782
>>689395690

if you came here for cp
well get out now

do you had any counterfeit experiences so far?
if yes were you the one who had to pay for it?

>>689396688
nope no one ever in our store

but I propably would have to make up for it.

anyone else wanna ask something?
gonna leave soon

thanks for your attention /b/

Why can't you people stay in onion land

>>689391906
>calls himself pizza delivery guy
>doesn't have cheese pizza on the menu to deliver

NOW FUCK OFF!

>>689398007
ye sorry m8 I don't have the cp you were looking for
my job is called "pizza delivery dude" so fuck off

>>689398006
what?

>>689391906
why do you ever pour so much cheese on your pizzas?
imagine a pizza is your Girl.
Would you cover her 1" in cheese too or decently decorate her so that you still can see some skin, some lips, some pussy?

are you delivering cheese pizza's?

>>689400047
MODS MODS MODS

ever get prankd?

>>689400047
holy shit

>>689400047
you sick bastard

>>689400047
MOOOOOOOOODS

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>>689400047
>>689400247
>>689400304
>>689400371


Don't be THAT guy...

>>689400486

What did i miss?

>>689399689
if you like to have less cheese then just tell it to the phone guy who takes your order

>>689400293
nope actually never

>>689399828
fucking no

>>689400047
what the fuck was it? It's just a damn period.

>>689400581
a link

>>689400581
a full stop... look at the fucking picture, genius!

react horrified to this post. Deleting it in a min

Pizza?

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>>689400581

>>689400486
>>689400581
>>689400635
>>689400695
all these newfags

>>689400782
>react horrified to this post. Deleting it in a min
ok

>>689391906
Do you like your job?
I was thinking of getting a pizza delivery job last summer.
I'm wondering if I missed an easy opportunity.

>>689400782
>react horrified to this post. Deleting it in a min

>>689400782
>react horrified to this post. Deleting it in a min

Fuck you

>>689401046
Yes I do

why?
Pizza hut makes really good pizza and of course you get a lot stuff for free

If you work on a friday-sunday in the evening you get like 20-30€ tip in 5 hours

you can take pauses whenever you want
sometimes I just stop at a random sport and smoke a cigarette etc.

the job is pretty shitty in the winter and rain

>>689391906
so many questions
1 What do you make the hour?
2 ever put your white supprise on annoying clients pizza or noodles?
3 have you experienced a naked woman opening the door for fun or accidentally?
4 what was the hightst tip you received from one client?
5 ever dropped the pizza stack infront of the hungry clients?

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do you sometimes eat the pizza before you deliver it?

>>689391906
is there ppl ordering pizzas with tomato sauce only?

>>689401652
Oh cool, thanks.
Definitely should have gone with that instead of a server at Chick fil a.

>>689391906
do you like your job?
whats the most you've gotten tipped?
have you delivered to any cute girls?

>>689391906
What's the worst thing somebody can order? What is the worst order that has been taken?

>>689401705
1 What do you make the hour?
>8.5€ minimum wage in germany
2 ever put your white supprise on annoying clients pizza or noodles?
>nope thats nasty
3 have you experienced a naked woman opening the door for fun or accidentally?
>women in towels are all I can get I guess
4 what was the hightst tip you received from one client?
>8 € and a menthol cigarette
5 ever dropped the pizza stack infront of the hungry clients?
>nope but I sometimes drop a dip/sauce as I give it to the customer, it usually breakes

>>689391906
Do any drugs?

>>689402107
roll

>>689402107
gimme that pizza anon

Will you deliver me a pizza right now?

>>689391906
Femanon here, How do I seduce one of you fuckers.

>>689402107
anon will surely deliver

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Has this ever happened to you?

>>689391906

delivered to any famous girls?

>>689402107
dubs here

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>>689402107
Wait, aren't underage nudes kids nowadays send around CP too?

IT'S BEEN AN HOUR WHERE THE FUCK IS MY PIZZA

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>>689402469
Be her

>>689402107
Mods

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hahaa

>>689391906
delivering on a scooter or with a mini car?

>>689402107
Enjoy your prison stay, idiot.

If dis dubs delete the Pizza

>>689402548

Nah our pizza guy is too busy

>>689402627
It's literally distribution of cp :^)

>>689401799
>sure..

>>689401864
>never heard of that

>>689402009
totally

>>689402059
yes
8€ and a menthol cigarette
sure

>>689402121
>salads
their are annoying to put in the scooter
if we don't have the salad which the customer ordererd, well then I have to make it by myself

>>689402216
smoking weed regulary

>>689402469
what?
>>689402548
no

>>689402562
no

>>689402652
i love this bitch. She's so sexy.

>>689402107
roll

>>689402688
WINNNNNNNNNNNNRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRINGIDINRAR

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fellow pizza man here

I was a delivery guy too... probably best job ever, always riding moped + no street laws

>>689402780
joke's on you i have 7 proxies

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>>689402752
>mfw all young normies arrested for CP

>>689402706
scooter even when it rains

Rotterdam of Den Haag? Also do you get herrassed by drunk people when you drive on your scooter at night? Got a friend who thinks its fnny to pretend jump in front of them

>>689402811
Do u work for the mafia or do u just like to pose with the gun?
Also, clean mirrow

>>689402469
Come to the door naked.
Give him the money, and tell him to fuck you like a gigolo.

>>689402216
>>689402766
Haha figured

>>689402988
>>689402688
Whoa, both dubs were 88's, crazy...

>>689403031
my roommate's fault with the mirror; just waiting passive aggressively for him to fix it himself

>>689402821
No street laws
driving on a playground
driving in a park
no problemo

>>689402811
hey bros whats up

>>689403149
the cops have never pulled me over so whatever

>>689391906
If i order a pizza with "extra sausage"
Or "extra sauce"
Or "extra cheese"
Or "best topping eu"
What would ur reply be?

>>689403415
I used to deliver for Papa John's for about 2 years and Pizza Hut for a little less than a year. Not a job you could ever make a real living doing but god damn it was fun.

>>689403551
>just tell what u want on your pizza

>>689402860
7 proxies just for 4chan

Cute.>>689402920

do you throw the pizza on the ground if they don't give you tip? like those ''social experiments''

>>689403774
What country u in?
;)

>>689391906
do you get some pizza from your boss to keep you happy?

>>689403830
Nope but I always take the pizza to the customers which tip me first
basicly I let those fuckers wait
>>689403944
germany

>>689404061
not from my boss but the pizza makes me happy

If you wanted to cum on/in the pizza would you be able to do that (unnoticed)?

Asking because the pizzas of a certain restaurant in my town smell like cum.

>>689404187
North?
Some exacter plz
I live in north NL

so here's why my store now requires drivers to call back and confirm all orders over $50
>get delivery order for 5 gluten free pizzas extra extra cheese extra pepperoni
>cooks bitch super hard because gluten free but get it done with help
>takes a while so I take delivery myself as manager
>no topper on my car
>pull up in driveway and walk up to front door and knock
>and knock
>and knock
>wait for a few minutes because it's a nice neighborhood and I hate working in the store
>out of nowhere hear "What that fuck are you doing"
>turn around and there's a gun pointed in my face
>"uhhh, you didn't order $100 worth of gluten free pizzas did you?"
>what the fuck are you talking about
>got punkd

>>689404317
This

>>689391906
tell me the story of your most annoying or angry customer

>>689391906
what do you do when you fucking don't find the damn address your backoffice told you?

>>689403149
>>689403415
I have no problem with it, I just think it's funny as it's a bit of a stereotype

>>689404317
I had to fap in puplic somewhere or bring my cum to work
but yes definitly possible

>>689404369
middle of germany (hessen)

>>689404480
I don't care about angry customer
the most annoying is one whoe lives in the 4th floor, fat as fuck, wants to pay with creditcard and does not tip
I fucking hate this guy

>>689404687
calling the customer helps in 9/10 cases

>>689404317

Kebab place in coast town near me was found to have five different men's DNA in the garlic sauce. Was shut down a couple of days and reopened with the same staff.

>>689402988
Haha wat een kankerhomo
Pikkentrekker zeker

>>689391906
what is your routers IP-address?

>>689404406
that will not happen in germany
I didn't even got robbed even though we are easy targets

>>689405392
don't know
I will not find out and tell you

how do you cempete with customers who swear they have ordered another product?
Do you re-deliver them what they want for free?

>>689404480
>friday night
>make time is extremely long
>see time for order hit 30 minutes before it even gets out of the oven
>get call seconds later from angry customer wondering where their pizza was
>apologize and say I'll get it out to them asap
>they ask how quickly, so I look at their address
>shitty trailer park
>"uhhh probably like 20 minutes"
>I want to speak to your manager
>"I am the manager"
>I want this food free
>"nope"
>are there any other manager I can talk to
>"just a sec"
>I don't put her on hold, yell to other manager if she wants to give away a pizza
>"fuck no fuck that trailer park" resounding reply from manager and drivers alike
>"sorry ma'am I consulted the other managers and we aren't going to do that"
>says fine, asks how long for delivery
>"20 minutes ma'am"
>get the "this is bullshit you suck at your job" speech
>say "how fast do you want them to drive maam? I'm not going to endanger my driver's lives to get your pizza there more quickly"
>click

>>689404687
call them, try a few different gps apps on my phone because it's often GPS' fault and customers aren't very understanding of human error. However if they don't answer and I can't find it I just bring it back to the store until they call to complain

Have you ever commited an accident while driving to your destination? Like crashing your scooter with a car or something like that.

>>689391906
what is your favourite pizza?

>>689405605
yes
you know what that means?
the original pizza is for us !

>>689405612
every weekend haha

>>689405848
yep nothing too bad I didn't even had to pay for this. it was rainy and shit..

>>689402780
Good luck backtracing me.

Got some nuke styled cheese, pass on your Kik for exchange. Post first in good will

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>>689406214

>>689406109
BBQ bacon lover
>>689406142
can you pedo's fuck off already?

>>689406079
gonna save that 4 later

>>689402780
Plz dun loge my IP

>>689405605
most of the time yes; if it's late I'll offer them a credit for their next order.
>>689405848
I haven't personally wrecked but one guy hydroplaned and hit a tree and they told him that he couldn't drive for us for 6 months
>>689406109
white sauce with bacon and chicken

>>689391906
what do you expect for the next years and what is your goal in your career?

>>689406131
>yep nothing too bad I didn't even had to pay for this. it was rainy and shit..

Elaborate please! How you dealt with it?

>>689406214
MODS MODS MODS!!

>>689406214
Mods
Mods!
MODS¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!

>>689391906
Are you worried that you'll deliver to a nigger one day and they'll kill you for the free food?

>>689406825
It will be an interested time for sure
>>689402811

>>689406214
Source?
Image search gives a ton of sites but can't find original source.

>>689406079
ahahha worth the read

>>689406399
AMA = ask ME anything

>>689406825
nope

>>689406434
I am studying biochemy sciences so I think I am fine

>>689406497
>Crash into someones car
>we both get out
>nothing too bad
>exchange contact details
>took photos
>no cops
what else you wanna know?

Where do you see yourself in 5 years, 10 years OP?

>>689407674
working in a biochemical laboratory or something

I am a student btw

>>689407435
this my thread now

Is there a pepperoni critical mass at which point the pizza will collapse into a singularity?

>>689391906
do you go to work hungry or do you have to eat something before to resist the pizza?

>>689407894
are u even a pizza delivery guy?

>>689407928
I don't know I do not make the pizzas

>>689408033
well even if I am not hungry I want to eat pizza

it's really hard to resist

I get a salad as often as possible

>>689408130
shift manager but I work as a driver usually once a week

>>689407928
53,595 slices of pepperoni

That number may vary depending on the thickness of your roni's

>>689391906
what is your dick size
1. length loose
2. length full erect
3. diameter erect
are you gay or str8?
what is your favourite drink?
are you in a relationship actually?
can we get a pic of your current partner (preferrably nude)?

>>689391906
How many times have you knocked and been greeted by naked kids? Do you feel awkward when it happens? Dunno why this is so common, but I've heard about kids doing it a shit ton.

Do people keep track of good delivery customers like the ones who are nice or give good tips?

I'm asking because sometimes I get freebies and they would bump my pizza from medium to large with no charge.

>>689408699
>what is your favourite drink?
coke light and redbull but I avoid them because they are unhealty

>are you in a relationship actually?
nope
>>689408799
not even once

>>689408891
Yes I do
but I do not decide wether it's a medium or large pizza
sometimes we make a large instead of a medium accidently.

>>689408891
o fuck yes sometimes we argue about who gets to take a delivery and we'll load it down with a bunch of free shit and breadsticks or whatever we can get ahold of

>>689391906
can i have cp??

>>689409216
cp=cheese pizza, sry for confusion

>>689409216
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY THREAD FOR FUCK SAKE

>>689409216
Kek

>>689391906
I'm a manager at a Domino's if anybody wants to AMA

>>689408544
>>689408699
>>689408799
3 dubs in a row what is going on here?

Also: What was your most exclusive pizza you delivered? something like with carviar or wedding ring in the middle decorated?

>>689409438
nothing like that

some fat woman wanted like 14 toppings on her pizza
she paid almost 30€ for it
most expensive pizza so far

>>689391906
How young can your cheese be and still be legal?

>>689409438
gluten free for the hut but the cooks will hate you for it because we have to take so many precautions
as for most absurdly expensive see >>689404406

have you ever been payed with sex or even a bj?

how long you wait if no one opens the door or phone calls?

>>689409808
nope not even by the sluts I have delivered

>>689409849
2 minutes or so
don't have time for this shit

>>689406214
idk, the size of the fingers and the head doesn't exclude the possibility that shes 18+ with a tight pussy

>>689409808
been paid in weed and had chicks answer in towels and have to go find their purse and invite me in
>>689409849
usually not long I'm impatient

what do you prefer?
cut or uncut?

>>689410587
we always cut the pizza

>>689391906
do you even order pizzas too when you have your days off?
if so: do you order tem at yur company or do you prefer another brand?

>>689410883
No I don't order pizza frequently and when I do:
Yes my pizza hut company is the best!
I also like to tip the other workers

>>689410883
papa johns is objectively better
they always give me job applications when I order :)

is it true that if i dont tip the pizza delivery guy they will spit in my pizza the next time i order?

are you working right now?
do you have sexy co workers?
ever had a relationship with a co worker (i am thinking about it)?

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>>689411107
does tipping other workers gives you a throbbing erection ? honest question

>>689411509
no but you have to wait longer

>>689411622
No
No
No
>>689411644
nope

tell us a funny storry of your boring job