>>689379764
I would also consider other memes

>>689379764
Most would either think it's creepy or like not get it. Which will ultimately end in the embarrassment of you.

>>689380116
What do you think i found someone that looked like they had a tumblr?
you can usually spot them

I can see I'll get nowhere here

>>689380284
Ya know, that might work

>>689381498
Can you think of any other memes that the average person might understand?

>>689379764
Try asking a girl if she has a feminine penis.

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>>689381573
This site is full of 'em

>>689381878
No anime in my thread pls

>>689381985
Is that a meme

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>>689382020

>>689382013
I'm hesitant to type that in

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>>689382020
.

If she meme then she creme

>>689382105
Yes

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>>689382020
..

>>689382245
Do you have to say it in a certain way like dat boi?

Or will she know just when i say

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>>689382020
...

>>689382217
Yeah, normie sites are horrible.
Redcuckit, iCuckFunny, Tcuckumblr, and 9Gacuckg are like hell

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>>689382020
....

>>689381573
I just wouldn't go the meme route. Just be funny and or talk to the person

>>689382353
>>689382294
>>689382223
>>689382122
>>689381878
Cringy weeb shit

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>>689382020
.....

I once matched with a girl that had loads of common meme pages in interests

she deleted me quickly after tho

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>>689382020
......

'I honestly think I would vomit in someones face if they said that to me'-my wife.

Maybe give this one a miss, anon.

>>689382420
I'm not naturally funny so i think if i open with a meme they might be so intrigued that i dont have to so the talking

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>>689382020
.......

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>>689382020

i once made a girl laugh with corny joke because me response was smooth. she asked me what to do with so much swag. i said she should give it to a thrift shop because muckle more could use it. (this was when thrift shop first came out)

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>>689382442

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How would you rate her?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10475127

>>689382543
Was she talking about dat boi

>>689382643
I'd like something like that

oh my god that would be so cringe worthy

you should make a youtube channel with beta cringe worthy social interactions like this

>>689382701
>Implying you're not a Burgerland weeb that started with SAO and thinks Anime makes up 75% of Jap culture

>>689382020
Great job... Now you started something that can't be stopped

>>689379764
best meme for picking up chicks at the bar is the
nerve gas meme

>>689379764
No they don't like quirky and strange, they like wit and confidence faggot op

>>689382743
I think memes in general. Just stay away from anything from the internet.

'Hey, I'm anon' is probably a good place to start.

>>689382837
How is it cringe worthy
Its the same as opening with a joke but not as cliche

>>689383024
'Hi, I'm anon. You don't know me but I spend most of my time indoors on the internet, so here's a joke from there'

That's how you'd sound.

>>689383010
Ive tried approaching women before and always try to open with

"How do you do?"

As it seems to have more elegance to me

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>>689382442
>cringy weeb shit
>in a thread about literally hitting on girls with memes

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>>689382838
Nope, just a sexually confused boy wearing cat ears and ironically shitposting

>>689383163
OP here

I find anime more cringey

>>689383138
Yeah but these girls will see these memes on Facebook and stuff so they won't think its that bad

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>>689382013
YOU FAGGOT.

>>689383138
Yes, that and people who that are overly amused by memes seem extremely autistic and it makes them seem like they are unable to make their own jokes and try to hard to fit in

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You had me convinced until 'how do you do'. No one is that fedora.

>>689383548
I preferit to saying
Hey how you doing" or stuff like that

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>>689383263
are you clever OP?
if so then it's just about saying the right thing at the right time
if you can slip in a smooth joke or play on her own words and get a smile or a laugh out of her your in /b/ro
seriously i know everyone things chicks are ONLY turned on by muscle not true, sure size does matter and confidence matters but they honestly also enjoy someone that can make them smile, laugh, someone that puts off those positive vibes ye know what i mean?
don't say anything to autistic but sometimes a cheezy joke isn't a bad thing if you can still get a laugh out of it.

"girl you must be from tennessee"
"yeah yeah cause im the only ten you see?"
"no because you look like you got hit on by your cousins alot"

>>689383546
but then again i know some cringey girls who use ''meme lingo'' and humour ins eallife and have that shit all over their face books in real life
it’s usually the'' ironic hipster'' types
so it depends on the girl

normal girls will find this kind of shit cringey though

>>689384086
*humour in real life \and have that shit all over their facebook.

Okay I’m fucking tired and barely write. But seriously

>>689383939
I might try that joke
It's pretty funny

But i might also take a small picture of the blurred mister krabs

So if there's an awkward moment I'll hold it up and say like

"When the guy you're talking to is using memes "or something

>>689384382
Thanks :^)

>>689384394
2/10, got me to reply.

Confirmed troll guys, nothing to see here.

Like i can see how a girl might think it would be weird but they would also admire my quirkiness

>>689384394
holy fuck kek
now i know this thread is just a joke
you are not that fuckin autistic OP
i know you're better than that

>>689384580
Not a troll

>>689379764
its a great idea, you should absolutely do it

>>689384713
Its one of the more normie memes so she would definitely get it

And it would break any tension

>>689384854
so would punching yourself in the balls and yelling mashed potatoes
doesn't mean you should do it

>>689384797
I probably will but i was asking if anyone has actually done it so i would have a better idea of what memes to use

Right now I'll just have two small pictures of dat boi and mr krabs but theres probably better ones im not even thinking of

>>689385048
Why not go full hog and bring a V for Vendetta mask? It'd be just as autistic.

>>689384975
But this would be funny/quirky

>>689385177
I don't have one of those maskw

>>689385207
so would punching yourself in the balls yelling mashed potatoes

>>689385207
>but this would be autistic/autistic

FTFY

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print out a picture of pepe
then cut it out
and wear it as a mask
then just go up to a hot girl and stand there lookin at her with your sad pepe face

>>689385830
Lol
But that's just autistic so i wont

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>>689385830
you could even cut out all sorts of different ones and layer them one mask on top of another
then you can just rip off the top layer to show a new reaction to her reaction and you guys can react to eachother while the fine brothers wring their hands at all the shekels they are missing out on

>mfw this might so autistic it just might work

I was just picturing someone doing this and started laughing about how autistic this concept is then realized the girls you try this on might do the same when you actually do this but not realize that you are autistic but think you are a gifted comedian

>>689386411
Why the fine bros?

>>689386515
I dont think its autistic at all

Its original

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>>689386515
>girls r dumb enough for this to work
kek cheers m8

>>689383258
That's the life ay

>>689379764
U r a fat lonely fuck aren't u..? Do it, it would be hilarious for anyone else around to see n laugh at, because you would look like such a giant fucking fag.

>girls love quirky/strange pick up lines
girls hate pick up lines you cuck beta

>>689380284
Avoid anyone who uses tumblr unless it's to hate fuck a SJW

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>>689383263
You are the cringe one here.
Look at your post.
Just look at it.

>>689385048
Please do it so that everyone in your town will know how much of a autistic loser you are

>>689383163
Yeah... Grown men watching anime is about as worse as it gets no wonder half these fat fuckers won't ever touch a girl.

>>689387238
spongebob and dat boi memes are much more sophisticated

''oh shit waddup'', it’s so clever, right?

>>689379764
>autism

>>689386920
Anime fag mad. Its true tho anime being watched by any man over the age of like 13 is a MASSIVE fag as in the cringiest you can get.

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>>689387238
You are delusional if you think OP isn't worse than someone who watches anime

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>>689382020

OP, got the perfect meme for you to open with;

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Only thing worse than watching anime is thinking dat boi isn’t gay as fuck

>>689387715
You are both about the same.. You are delusional if you think being a grown man acting like u r a anime character (eats ramen 24/7, listens to jap music.. all that shit) isn't bad.. it's the saddest cringe ever.

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>>689382020
>No anime in my thread pls

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>>689387646
Picking up girls with memes vs watching anime is this serious?
Then again, anime is pretty normal where I live but might be more cringey where you're from

>>689388141
Most japanese people watch anime and they are normal. Lots of normal people watch anime. It’s no worse than most of the lame jewish ass shit you can find on american television

the saddest thing is a grown man who likes mister crabs memes and dat boi, and stupid shit like that

OP here
This whole thread is troll

You're all fucking retards if you believed i was this much of an autist for even a second

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>>689387238
i have had sex with 7 women, all of them at least decent, in the past 5 years and i wear an official miku plushie hanging from my belt everywhere i go. my room is covered in printed anime shit and thats where we usually go.
literally kill yourself you narrow minded faggot there are so many kinds of people in the world and you only make that world smaller for yourself by judging things you cant comprehend.

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>>689388698
> happy with that little pussy in 5years
> proud that almost all of them were "decent"

Thats some beta shit son.

>>689383161
Low quality b8

>>689382389
>cuck! cuck!
Kill yourself

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>>689388967
2/10
i am sure you are fucking multiple supermodels as i type this

>>689388440
Tbh OP is less cringe than a grown man watching anime for the simple fact OP is out n about trying to at least pick up a girl meanwhile anime tard is sitting at home w/ his "kawaii" body pillows, his 100th package of ramen this week.. between those 2 I'd rather be fat, nerdy OP than be anime tard.

>>689382559
>won't have to do the talking
So your plan is you're gonna walk up to a girl. Quote a meme, hold up a picture of they don't get it...then just say nothing and hope she continues the conversation

>great plan buddy. Can see where it's go wrong

>>689388698
>Delusions
Nice life faggot.. ur upset because u know anime is faggy as fuck unless I live in Japan and even then.. there are limits Japanese culture isn't just oh mah ga my animu!!%@$ fuck up faggot go fuck a pillow w a face of a anime character on it.

>>689389291
>Tbh OP is less cringe than a grown man watching anime

Just a reminder, anime stuff is made mostly for grown men, you dumbshit. And being an animefag doesn't automatically make you a weebtard.

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>>689389710
kek. i really hope you didnt actually seriously type this out.. this shit right here is the real cringe.

anyways, protip: not everyone who watches anime idolizes mainstream japanese culture or has a distorted perspective of reality and global culture.

also, i am seriously proud of myself for how well i derailed this thread.
good job, me.

>>689379764
Most "average" girls don't understand memes beyond possibly trollface, sorry, but it's probably true.

Just inject some memes into her bloodstream

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>>689379764
>in highschool
>Girl I liked was dating some dumb fuck football player
>walked up to said girl at senior going away party
>said in a dead serious voice
>"If I wanted to kill myself Id climb to your boyfriends chromosomes and jump down to his IQ"
>She slapped me and told me not to insult her brother again
>tfw I live in the south