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>>689367877
"See ya later, space cowboy."

>>689367877
Shema Israel, Ad-nai Elokeinu, Ad-nai Echad.

Nothing personnel, kid.

*pulls the pin of my grenade*

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Ishne'alo'porah!

allahu akbar

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>>689367877
"The treasure is buried..."

*Dies*

your last words.

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"How could you do this to me you... you DOUBLE NIGGER!"

>>689368727
fucking cringed

>>689368727
>personnel

last words are cringe? ok faggot

Hello darkness, my old friend.

>>689369265
>being this new

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" see you assholes in whatever hell we land in"

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Fuck yeah

>>689367877
"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."

>>689367877
"g..go fuck yourselves"

Damn I forgot to close the gas

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>>689367877
"I will return, untermensh"

"Check em"

>>689367877
ayyyy lmao

>>689369265
the granade part is the cringe but you probably tought that was so cool

>>689367877
Maybe i zuck ya dik

Logout.

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>>689367877
free psychonauts key to some fgt
58WW7-V32BJ-MN5PY

>>689368293

this :c

That bear ain't so tough.

>>689369943
K

>>689367877
allahu akbar

"HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG!"

...ah FUCK IT!!!

>>689370000
>>689369999
checked

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>>689369999
>>689370000
Checkmate

>>689369943
Thanks for the game. Now I'm gonna never install it because it's shit.

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>>689369574

your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

I am the Lord of the cinders

>>689367877
HEIL HITLER!

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>>689367877
Last words? What do you mean? I can take this guy

Atleast I wasn't a degenerate.

>>689370188
check m8

>>689369265
he must be an HR manager

Girls are so gay...

>>689367877
zozzle

"I really wanted to take a dump first"

>>689367877
"I'm just going to take a nap."

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" I'll be back. "

Too soon

If I'm going down I'm taking you with me!

[Martyrdom Intensifies]

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>>689370332

I told you I was ill..

>>689367877
LEEROOY JEEENKIINNSS!

>>689368922
/thread

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>>689367877
>>689369444
>>689369944
>>689369999
>>689370000
>>689370033
>>689370088
>>689370188
>>689370244
>>689370277
>>689370288
>>689370399

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>>689370244
>>689370188
>>689370088
>>689370033
>>689370000
>>689369999
>>689369944
>>689369444
>>689368922
>>689370288
>>689370277
>>689370399
WHAT IS HAPPENING

It's sad you never loved me back

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>>689367877
Kazoooooo.....

>>689367877
"Don't you know, about the bird? Well everybody knows that the bird is the word. Ah mama ooma mouw mouw ah ma ooma mouw mouw ah wappa!"

"Jokes on you, I'm already dead inside."

>>689367877
the guy who killed 2pac... his name was...

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>>689368293

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Dont worry guys. I got this

Harder daddy

THIS IS NOW A GET THREAD GUYS

>>689370704
Fucking lost it... Kek

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain. Time to die

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"O...Onee-chan... Dont make me do it again"

>>689367877
"IT'S A ... bump ... limit..."

"A little chest pain never hurt anybody"

"Truck? What truck?"

"Death has brown eyes, oh. It's you son. Sorry, dad is going to take a very long nap"

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you may kill me, but youll never be /fit/

"All is forgotten in the stone halls of the dead. These are the rooms of ruin where the spiders spin and the great circuits fall quiet, one by one."

>>689367877
"Bush did nine elev-blahakejdheiejje"

"The Jews did this."

>>689371114
"Respawn in 10...9....8....7..."

>>689367877
"I really really really really like this image"

>>689371393

is this a dong thong

>>689371471
"I dropped a nickel and they all came out of the fucking trees!" lol

*some gay ass final words from some gay ass anime*

A party. Lets have a party.

FUCKING HELL I MISSED MY W

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"I'm just a Kagebunshin"

le epic memez naru2

"Tell them I did for the memes"

Allahu Akbar

Who forgot my bullet proof vest?

>>689367877
NOW DANCE FUCKER! DANCE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyoNIrFa_40

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"Just fucking end it.. I give up I'm done trying to LIVE in a world so full of sh-"

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"I have life insurance...I demand to be...buried with the settlement.."

>>689369767
>untermensh
>cannot even properly write "mensch"

>>689372138
That's a Jew's last words.

I haven't died yet so I don't know

>>689367877
You may strike me down, but you can NEVER un-lick my asshole!

>>689372440
: NICE BALLS CHIMPO

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>>689372138

H... Heil Trump...

"Click here to learn one WEIRD TRICK to kill yourself instead of me, Niggers like you hate it!"

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"do it no bawls"

>>689372440
Nice Balls Chimpo

>>689372440
Nice balls chimpo

>>689370953

What is this from? I just found it on Darths and Droids.

cunt

Either
> "Ah, shit."

Or
> "What're you gonna do, stab me?"

>>689373649
>cunt
You're shit at dying, you know that?

I knew it

>>689367877

"Cast Teleport"

What is dead may never die, only rise again stronger and harder than before

O shit waddup

>>689367877
I hope I give you the shits. You Fucking wimp!

Finally

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>>689367877

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-Beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

Hey guys watch this

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ofc it's gonna be "check this out"

"FUCK OFF.......CUNT"

Be sure to kill me you fucking son of a bitch or I'll come back for my revenge

"it pretty sure I can make it"

"Free rape... finally"

>>689367877
"What do you mean you can't see the red colour?".

"it's not you that's got me... it's me that's got me!"
>Proceed to suicide

>>689367877
"If you strike me down, I will become more dead than you can possibly imagine"

Oi, u gonna fookin kill me then? Wots takin' so long, m8? Don't think you could do it you lit'l troll. "I'm a fookin ghoul and I can't off a man!" Fuk u, ur fookin nuffin.

>>689367877
"Yeah? Well I fucked your dad."

>>689369202
>>689369265
Fucking retards.

i r become the spoopiest

>>689367877
"zyryenian, zyrian and *gasp*, zyzzyva.... ugh!"

"there's no way i can die from this"

>>689367877
"Yes, hurry it up, you Hoosier bastard! I could kill a dozen men while you're screwing around!"

>>689367877
I hid the money...

"Justice rains from aghh..."

>>689367877
When I die, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine

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"I die as I lived, full of hate and rage."

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Watch out for the sni

I offer up my soul to whichever god will take it, and if there is nothing, let me rest forever.

>>689367877

>>689372440
nice balls chimpo

(In Napoli where love is king
When boy meets girl here's what they say)

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
That's amore
When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine
That's amore
Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling
And you'll sing "Vita bella"
Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay
Like a gay tarantella

When the stars make you drool just like a pasta fazool
That's amore
When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet
You're in love
When you walk in a dream but you know you're not
Dreaming seniore
Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Napoli
That's amore

When the moon hits you eye like a big pizza pie
That's amore (That's amore)
When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine
That's amore (That's amore)
Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling
And you'll sing "Vita bella" (Vita bell- Vita bella)
Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay
Like a gay tarantella (lucky fella)

When the stars make you drool just like a pasta fazool
That's amore (That's amore)
When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet
You're in love
When you walk in a dream but you know you're not
Dreaming seniore
Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Napoli
That's amore, (amore)
That's amore (sung x2)

Come and get me, death, I'm ready to go now.

well this is....something

>>689367877
"I came buckets."

Rosebud.

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>>689367877
hold the door! HOLD THE DOOR HOLDTHE DOOR! HOLDTHDOOR HOLDOR HOLDOR
HODOR HODOR HODOR!

>>689378452
kek

>>689378452
topkek

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Are you a fucking downer?

"Don't steal my dubs"

I'm sorry for all the tears you cried for me. I'm sorry at all

>>689367877
"And now, please turn the switch on."

>>689367877
From here on now... You re Big Boss...

>>689367877
Wololo aeaoo wololo wololo aeaeooo wololo aeaoo wololo wololo aeaooa

>>689369943
Thank Ishmael

>>689367877
"OP is a faggot"

>>689370087
Nice haha

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>>689367877
Destroy my hard drive.

>>689372440
nice balls chimpo

>>689372440
Nice balls chimpo

>>689378369
Fuck you, anon. You bet me to it. Kudos tho.

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"Same rules apply"

>>689367877

"you...you can't kill, what has no life"

>>689372440
Nice balls chimpo

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>>689367877
>Post your last words.

"I want more life, fucker!"

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heh
what you supposedly killed was simply an illusion of mine, a ruse if you will...
nice tricks ya got there, but their nothing for my ascended form...
*nibbles on his pocket pockey*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
*unsheathes my precious WAKAZASHI and teleports behind you leaving a trail of fedoras*
*extends index finger out on to your back*
*you go flying back and crash into the wall*

totally lame..and to think I almost found a worthy opponent for my precious WAKAZASHI
*unsheathes katana* You have disrespected the master race! *cuts into million of pieces with katana folded one thousand times on the mountains where senpai touched me*
*tips fedora* nothing personal kid *unsheathes dick* but it's time for you to learn *absorbs meat into penis, having it grow 10x in size*


*resurrect and teleports next to you*
Is that all you got? *smirk*
It takes more than that to defeat me.
"What? You're not dead?" *he throws a shuriken at me but I teleport behind him and grab him by the throat as I cackle in an evil way*
you seem like a worthy adversary but no one can escape my Hinotama no jutsu, HAHAHA.
*teleport in 2000 meters away and shoot lasers in from my eyes, you try to escape the laser beams by teleporting away but they are homing lasers, the lasers break your legs and incapacitate your magic abilities*
You shouldn't have messed with me, idiot! Hinotama no jutsu!
*throws a gigantic fireball and destroy earth*


*unsheathes katana*

You picked the wrong cowboy to mess with.

*teleports behind you*

Nothing personal, kid.

*stabs you*


*Teleports behind you and slits your throat*
Hehehe, nice try kid.
*slowly walks off into the night as I flick a joker card to the ground*

>>689380525
Lord

You'll NEVER find the bomb!

>>689380525
lost at "pocket pockey"

These bitches love Sosa
And they love them Glo' Boys
Know we from the 'Go boy
But we cannot go boy
No I don't know O Boy
But I know he a broke boy
Rari's and Rover's
Convertible Lambos boy
You know I got bands boy
And it's in my pants boy
Disrespect them O Boys
You won't speak again boy
Don't think that I'm playing boy
No we don't use hands boy
No we don't do friends boy
Collect bands I'm a land lord
I gets lotsa commas
I can fuck yo mama
I ain't with the drama
You can meet my llama
Riding with 3hunna
With 300 foreigns
These bitches see Chief Sosa
I swear to god they honored

>>689380525
geeze I pray for your quick decapitation.
No murderer should have to suffer through your drivel

I always lied to you telling you to forgive me. I used these hands to keep you at distance... I did not want you to get involved. But now... I think you could have changed father and mother. Perhaps even the entire Uchiha. If I would have stood in front of you and looked you in the eyes from the very beginning... talked to you instead of down to you... and been open about everything. But I failed, and speaking to you now, like this, isn't going to undo the permanent damage that's already been done to you. That's why I wanted to show you the truth. Even if it's just a little. And no matter what you decide to do from here on out, you never have to forgive me - I will always love you.

Trolling is a art.

>>689367877
Didnt.... git.... gud....

>>689372440
NICE BALLS CHIMPO

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I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.

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Good bye, sweet prince...

*Pulls DOOM plushy out*

>>689372440
NICE BALLS CHIMPO

The human immunodeficiency virus (HIV) is a lentivirus (a subgroup of retrovirus) that causes HIV infection and over time acquired immunodeficiency syndrome (AIDS).[1][2] AIDS is a condition in humans in which progressive failure of the immune system allows life-threatening opportunistic infections and cancers to thrive. Without treatment, average survival time after infection with HIV is estimated to be 9 to 11 years, depending on the HIV subtype.[3] Infection with HIV occurs by the transfer of blood, semen, vaginal fluid, pre-ejaculate, or breast milk. Within these bodily fluids, HIV is present as both free virus particles and virus within infected immune cells.

HIV infects vital cells in the human immune system such as helper T cells (specifically CD4+ T cells), macrophages, and dendritic cells.[4] HIV infection leads to low levels of CD4+ T cells through a number of mechanisms, including pyroptosis of abortively infected T cells,[5] apoptosis of uninfected bystander cells,[6] direct viral killing of infected cells, and killing of infected CD4+ T cells by CD8 cytotoxic lymphocytes that recognize infected cells.[7] When CD4+ T cell numbers decline below a critical level, cell-mediated immunity is lost, and the body becomes progressively more susceptible to opportunistic infections.

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>>689381004
Fug u brudda

gul dukat did nothing wrong...... HAIL CARDASSIA

>>689381309
:(

"no no no no no no no no no!"

"Post my browser history"

I came

>>689372440
nice balls chimpo

>>689367877
TENNO HEKAI, BANZAI! *Explodes*

A good guy will just kill you and move on.
A bad guy will monolog on and on, like his whole life was leading to the end of yours.

Pray that it's a bad guy who kills you.

"Maybe this time I'll be able to eliminate the jews"

I may be about to die, but your still a faggot.

>>689367877
If I need to say something, along the lines of "Let's go!"
If I don't need words, just a big shit-eating smile and some laughter.

"I'm sorry"

well shit, i guess thats it. i've let down my friends and i couldn't held the promises i made. i never reached something and i never fullfilled my dreams. and in the end. i wasnt even able to defend my life...im ready to go with you

>>689372440
Nice balls chimpo!

>>689372440
nice balls chimpo

>>689372440
Nice balls chimpo!

"oh shit it's fucking Hitler"

>>689372440
NICE BALLS CHIMPO

Valar Morghulis

>>689369202
>>689369265
Honey it's summer here

Candleja-

"fuck why I didn't delete my internet history..."

>>689372440
Nice balls chimpo

ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY!?

>>689367877
Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams.

>>689372440
nice balls chimpo

>>689367877
"Do it... DO IT MOTHERFUCKER!"

"I can outrun that lion!"

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Kill yourself faggot
*dies*

>>689367877
Probably going a bit too fast there mate...

Thisisthesongthatneverends.itgoesonandonmyfriends.somepeoplestartedsingingit,notknowingwhatitwas,andthey'llcontinuesingingitforeverjustbecouse:Thisisthesongthatneverends.itgoesonandonmyfriends.somepeoplestartedsingingit,notknowingwhatitwas,andthey'llcontinuesingingitforeverjustbecouse:Thisisthesongthatneverends.itgoesonandonmyfriends.somepeoplestartedsingingit,notknowingwhatitwas,andthey'llcontinuesingingitforeverjustbecouse:Thisisthesongthatneverends.itgoesonandonmyfriends.somepeoplestartedsingingit,notknowingwhatitwas,andthey'llcontinuesingingitforeverjustbecouse:Thisisthesongthatneverends.itgoesonandonmyfriends.somepeoplestartedsingingit,notknowingwhatitwas,andthey'llcontinuesingingitforeverjustbecouse:Thisisthesongthatneverends.itgoesonandonmyfriends.somepeoplestartedsingingit,notknowingwhatitwas,andthey'llcontinuesingingitforeverjustbecouse:Thisisthesongthatneverends.itgoesonandonmyfriends.somepeoplestartedsingingit,notknowingwhatitwas,andthey'llcontinuesingingitforeverjustbecouseThisisthesongthatneverends.itgoesonandonmyfriends.somepeoplestartedsingingit,notknowingwhatitwas,andthey'llcontinuesingingitforeverjustbecouseThisisthesongthatneverends.itgoesonandonmyfriends.somepeoplestartedsingingit,notknowingwhatitwas,andthey'llcontinuesingingitforeverjustbecouseThisisthesongthatneverends.itgoesonandonmyfriends.somepeoplestartedsingingit,notknowingwhatitwas,andthey'llcontinuesingingitforeverjustbecouse:Thisisthesongthatneverends.itgoesonandonmyfriends.somepeoplestartedsingingit,notknowingwhatitwas,andthey'llcontinuesingingitforeverjustbecouse:Thisisthesongthatneverends.itgoesonandonmyfriends.somepeoplestartedsingingit,notknowingwhatitwas,andthey'llcontinuesingingitforeverjustbecouseThisisthesongthatneverends.itgoesonandonmyfriends.somepeoplestartedsingingit,notknowingwhatitwas,andthey'llcontinuesingingitforeverjustbecouse:Thisisthesongthatneverends.

>>689372440
Nice Balls Chimpo

*smile on face while pulling back cape* uh do you want some jack links beef jerky?

>>689367877
DEUS VULT

One day my spirit will rise from the grave and the world will know that I was right.

>>689370413
Kek. As you roll through the pearly gates. Backwards. And on fire.

Worth it.

>>689367877
Hope you get raped by chewbacca!

Hey now, you're a Keemstar
Get your hat on, MLG
Hey now, you're a Keemstar
Get your sociopathy
And all we care about is news
Personal attacks and harassment is totally news

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>>689367877
'What is this button for?"... dies