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> Be 18
> Have crush on 10/10 girl in my class
> Forever trapped in friendzone
> One day she asks me to babysit
> Her little brother can't be home alone
> Alright.jpg
> On weekend arrive at her place
> Crush, named Hailey, meets me there
> Brother is six, named Nate
> Seems like a nice kid at first
> "This shouldn't be so bad."
> I was SO wrong
> As soon as Hailey left, Nate started acting up
> He screamed as loud as he could
> He called me "stupid" and a "dumbface"
> I normally would call him a cunt, but I didn't want to piss off Hailey
> He only wanted to watch crappy Disney shows like Kickin' It on Netflix
> I tried to put on anime, but he just wanted to watch crap.
> I tried to show him Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood when he said, "That show sucks!"
> That's when I snapped
> I was about to strangle the little shit when a brilliant idea popped into my head
> "Hey Nate, there's a new Disney cartoon out, wanna watch it?"
> "Sure Anon, what's it called?"
> "Oh, it's really cool! It's called Death Note!"
> cont.
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Fucking weeb faggot. Getting salty because a fucking 6 year old doesn't like your fave anime. Oh boo hoo. Did you really expect a kid to have good taste in film or anything?
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>18
>Still in the friendzone
>Gets salty because a 6 year old doesn't like his favorite anime

OP is beta
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>>689362599
kek
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>>689362349
>good taste
>deathnote
>fullmetal alchemist
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op you are the reason no one likes weebs
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>18
>Being a dumbass
>My ass is friendzoned.
>"Look at me, Deathnote its so gore"
>Get dressed of christmas ornament.
>Get hanged.

Get laid, you piece of weeb :^)
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>>689362599
this
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>>689361919
> friendzoned weeb
seems about right, all that's left is an hero'ing
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Continue faggot
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this isn't even beta this is some straight epsilon shit right here, what a fucking faggot.
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>>689363531
kek
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> I put the first episode on
> Tell him it's a true story
> After the episode he's disturbed as hell
> Turns out he actually pissed himself because of it!
> He breaks down crying saying, "Please don't let Light kill me!"
> I tell him, "Listen, if you want to be safe, make sure you do everything I say, alright?"
> He nods, tears in his eyes
> I tell him, "Okay, first of all, you must tell nobody about this deal!"
> "If you do, Light will kill you and your entire family!"
> He lets out a little shriek before nodding
> "Alright, now you must be my slave from now on!"
> And he did
> He fetched me drinks, he shut up, he cleaned up my messes, he even gave me some money
> I told him one last thing: "Convince your sister to go out with me!"
> "If you don't, Light will kill you right away!"
> He reluctantly agreed
> A week later, Hailey went up to me and said, "Hey Anon, you wanna go out!"
> "YEEEEEEEEEEES!"
> She said, "Yeah, Nate suggested. By the way, have you noticed he's been really well behaved after you babysat him?"
> I'm trying to hold back laughter
> "Yeah, I'm just good with kids!"
> I walk away, feeling like the God of a New World
> cont.
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>Being mad at a six year old
>Getting cucked into babysitting your crush' brother for no money
>Being this big of a fucking faggot
>How are you still alive?
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>>689362349
My thoughts exactly upon reading this tentacle fag's sob story.
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>>689362915
/thread
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>>689363686
Are you fucking delusional?
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Made up cancer story op confirmed the new king of retards
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>>689363686
DISCONT DISCONT DISCONT DISCONT DISCONT DISCONT DISCONT DISCONT DISCONT DISCONT DISCONT DISCONT

Fuck off fag
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>>689361919
Nate is a true alpha compared to your weeb beta ass.
Bet he has more chances to fuck Hailey even if he's a 6 year old and her brother.
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> this never happened I'm just high as shit figuring out what to do with my life on /b/ writing stories

OP
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THIS IS SO FUCKING TERRIBLE
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>>689363686
>> "Alright, now you must be my slave from now on!"
>> And he did

not asking Nate to suck your dick
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>>689361919
>forcing a little kid to watch your shitty cartoons
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>>689363686
God damn, OP. At least make half an effort at sounding convincing.

This just sounds like autistic fantasy world friendfic bullshit, not even well written at that.
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>>689361919
Weeb neckbeard\10

Kill yourself nobody wants to hear your dumb ass anime fetish story
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>>689363686
Buckle up kids we are about to hear more delusional fantasies of the this autistic weeb
When does the 10/10 give you $100% and the whole classroom applaud for you
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>>689363686
I can't believe how faggots catch this bait
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>Fookin tosser detected.
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> Show him the first episode
> He gets disturbed
> I tell him that he has to do everything I say or Light will kill him
> Force him to shut up the rest of the time
> I tell him to convince Hailey to date him or Light will slaughter his whole family
> A week later she asks me out
> Feel like the the God of a New World
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go back to 9shit OP
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Oh my god, this has to be one of the worst GTs I have ever read. OP is clearly 15 or younger. screenshot this thread if you can, this can be used in a cringethread later on
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>>689363686
> I'm trying to hold back laughter
> "Yeah, I'm just good with kids!"

Why does this sound so faggy in my head?
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>>689363686
Don't you guys just love summer
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>>689362792
Don't be edgy, anon.
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>>689364421
Do you even know what edgy means?
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OP here.

Guys I just wanted to be a pasta and be popular, okay? I spent like 2 hours writing this meme and you're all being rude, could at least have let me finish it.

It's a really good story you never even gave it a chance.
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>>689364343
I'm amazed this story isnt in rage comic form
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>>689363686
GTFO and take you weeb bullshit with you
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>>689361919
This reads like a 12 year old's fucking fanfiction.
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>>689364564
Kys fag
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> A week later we go out
> She says "I can't believe what Nate did yesterday!'
> "What did he do?", I ask
> Apparently, a student, pulled out a black book with white writing on the front
> He shouted, "I can't stand it any longer!" grabbed the book, and ripped it up
> The book turned out to be a Bible
> He is now suspended due to bigotry
> mfw
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>>689364248
But no one did
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This is the best greentext I've ever seen.
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OP, I hereby award you the title of 自閉症ファゴット, Master Faggot, the only Omega cuck of the weebfaggot house. May this title follow you for an eternity and more.
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>>689364564
you must be new here
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>>689364672
You just don't get it. It takes intelligence beyond what most have to appreciate good storys. You have to be capable of visualizing the details presented to you on a deep level.

I'll bet every negative post in here is from you, just leave me alone I want real opinions.
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>>689364564
>wanted to be popular on 4chan
Holy fucking kek is this faggot serious?
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>>689364564
Kek, if you spent 2 hours writing this shit, I have some bad news for you.
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>>689364787
Even in your delusional fantasies you're still a betafag and 10/10 grill still won't fuck you in them.
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>>689364564
How bout I stick my rawhide dick in you, faggot?
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>>689364924
im just hoping its someone trolling the poor guy kek
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> Six years old Alpha.
> A weeb comes to my crib, what a fucking faggot.
> He's my little bitch.
> I make him watch shitty Disney shows.
> He agrees.
> What a fag.
> Asks me to convince my sister to get laid with him.
> What a Beta.
> I fucked my sister just cuz i can.
> Weeb kils himself two days later.
> Wizard of Weverly Place at 8PM.
> Fuck yeah.
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>>689364898
I am. I'll make friends sooner or later lol
I have a really good way with people and they like me when I find those who understand me.
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>>689364924
>Not seeing the troll
Are you faggot serious?
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>>689364914
Now this I can believe
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>>689365104
>and then you woke up
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>>689365081
Leave my thread.

This post isn't me guys.

It's the same guy trolling me before.
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>>689364893
top fucking kek

atleast made my day
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>>689365320
Thanks friend
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>>689365081
11/10
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Holy shit op is such a beta. Please share more of your cringy fantasies
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>>689364087
Best post
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>>689365252
>>689365104
>>689364564
>>689364914
>>689365383
Well played Anon
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>6 year old alpha bro convinces his sister to go to dinner with me
>going smoothly
>thiswinehasafruitybouquet.jpeg
>split the bill even though she just ate salad
>take her home and fuck her
>wake up, still a 26 year old virgin
>better an hero
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>>689365252
pls gtfo dud.
>9gagbetaweeb
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>>689361919
Top shelf bait, good job son
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>>689365104
Oh, you must be new on the internet all together

For your incolence and being a legitimate newfag on this faggotpool of chans, you must read this, to become a fully newfag cunt
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> Wow it's easy to bait 4chan!
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>>689361919
See now anon, there is a reason you're friendzoned. You're a fucking weeb tool.
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>>689364421
The summer is real
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Here's what really happend to op
> kid kept being a douche
> let him do whatever the fuck he wanted
> Op searched girls room for used panties
> girl came home from fucking alpha boyfriend
> she notices missing panties
Congratulations op at least your out of the freind zone
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>>689365765
>Wake up again.
>40 years olds.
>Virgin.
>Weeb.
>Dumbass.
>Reloads my old friend.
>End my subexistential nightmare.
>I had a good life.
>Omgmybrainisonthewalls.jpg
>Funny, Disney Cartoons on hell.
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>>689364787
My sides
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>>689362599
op is beyond a faggot and beta
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>>689365081
Underage, mods mods mods
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>>689361919
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>>689361919
>playing a severely overrated anime like Deathnote
kys
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>>689365714
;)
Years of practice, my work here is done.

(did it for the lulz- thug lyfe)
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>>689367289
Still doesn't make you any less of a faggot 'thug'
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Damn, guys. My bait practically had a fucking orca dildo covered with christmas lights attached and you fucks gobbled it up.

How does it feel? Like the tase of my balls as I gently rested them on your tongue?
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>>689367435
Who said I'm done?
Haters gonna hate, son.
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>>689365081
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