She is very scared and barely allows me to touch her.

>get carrots
>get fleshlight
>put carrots in fleshlight
>watch as this bunny eat the carrots out of the fleshlight
>cum on bunny

>>689362409
That's not a bunny you blind retard

>>689361499
Thats a dog you fuckwit

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>>689362605
It's a cat and it's terrified.

Does anyone know how to go about touching the poor thing?

>>689363306
That doggo doesnt look terrified to me. I suggest covering it with a towel and pour water over it.

>>689363564
And have it hate me even more?

>>689363306
I think ur camel has atusimo

give it a hotdog. Kitties love hotdogs

>>689363666
It helps them relax

>>689363874
It surely does but have you anymore suggestions in case this fails?

>>689361499
Why did you even get a cat that clearly doesn't want to be there? Did you say "hey that feline is in the corner and won't get near me I want it"?

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You shoot it. NOW. Kill it, or get it out of your house.

Do you want to risk Cat Scratch Fever? Or how about cryptosporidiosis, giardiasis, and toxoplasmosis?

Or maybe you want to let it scratch/bite your femoral artery?

Kill it. Pic related, from a cat I shot in 2014 (from 100 yards, at NIGHT).

>>689364157
Well she comes everyday to eat and as I absolutely adore cats (especially her because she was born on my balcony)have fed her.Now she went inside the house and is scared.

>>689364188
How dangerous can she be?

>>689364371
The solution sounds simple enough.

Place cate outside. If cate does not improve, check cate for broken bones/injured limbs. For all you know, cate is pregnant.

>>689364567
it turned out to be the neighbor's cat. she wasn't dangerous. but she was trespassing.

but I shoot about 200 stray, feral or pet dogs/cats each year. many of them carry disease.

Just chill out, and stop trying to approach her. Eventually she'll relax, realize you're not a threat, and get accustomed to her surroundings. When that happens she'll probably be all over you wanting your attention.

>>689364771
don't encourage it, she could end up giving him a DISEASE or attacking him

wtf

>>689364728
Well she was pregnant and out of pity I decided to provide a home for her poor soul.She now sits in a corner and does not leave even though the door is wide open.

>>689364971
She already scratched me but I barely felt it and seems to have done no damage

>>689361499
Doesnt look terrified to me. Best way to tame it would be to throw ham at it

>>689361499
put some food and water out for it and leave it alone. it will take a while for it to calm down. it needs to have a place to sleep and know it will not be bothered for a while. eventually it will come around. it won't happen overnight, it will take time. I know, wife and I rescue feral cats.

>>689364976
Then the cate is probably more "comfortable" inside. Just take >>689364771's advice- cates tend to fuck everyone when they're in a state of moderate to absolute discomfort. But if the cate is really pregnant, just move the food to the cate and fuck away from the cate.

Don't touch cate babies unless you want cate babies for dinner.

>>689365150
CAT SCRATCH FEVER

>>689361499
Throw it food, fish works best but every cat is different. If you try giving it anything but meat/fish you're a retarded faggot.
After cato has munched, approach it slowly. Don't stare at it and don't give it wide eyes, the cat doesn't think you're cute when you do that you autist.
If it runs, get it out of your house. If it doesn't you're the chosen one - the one chosen to go buy litter, litterboxes (two, at least) and food. And take that nigga to the vet. If you can't afford to do those things just end your life already because it's going nowhere.
Now stop coming to /b/ for advice. What are you, a child?

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>>689365464
wat to mean about cate for dinner? I am America not china

Get the fuck out of there.

>>689365530
Yes exactly like that.
The fact that you are throwing things at it clearly sognals to the cat that you are the dominant one.
The ham itself helps to make the cat realise he is friend.
You will form relation of friend and respect, the best kind

>>689365652
Well unless you want your very own cate baby, or a dead cate baby sitting under your sofa for years on end, you're going to have to eat them, or flush them down the toilet.

>>689365854
this. you can try and throw harder objects at it (don't throw hard), like a light spoon. or a tennis ball. get its attention. and assert dominance.

>>689361499
Were you ever in the safari zone? It's basically the same, you have two options.

>>689366099
Also when it does a piss, make sure to walk up and piss right on top of his piss

Update

I opened the door and let her chill while I read a book on the sofa.She closed her eyes and got comfy under the table.The is now wide open and after about 10 min she left.The cat has returned but did not enter the house and yet she seems to be a bit more chill around me.

They can sense anger, so be calm yourself and they chill out.

>>689366275
Top kek

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>>689361499
Use this.

>>689366354
I'm calm asf but she is so very cute and I feel such a pity for the lil nigga

>>689366412
Tbh I prefer mortars

>>689366442
try to pet it now. approach. she is coming near to u for a reason.

>>689364769
>trespassing

It's a fucking cat you autist. Way to put that 2nd ammendment to work, think of the children if that vicious housecat had gotten ahold of them

>>689364769
Do you live near Dallas? I'd like to hire your expertise.

>>689366322
Just fucking kill it and post pics you're on /b/ god damn it

>>689365478
I gave her some cat food and she chilled.I am unable at this moment to take her to the vet but will in September after a business trip I must make.

>>689363666
Satanic trips makes a good point, anon

>>689366442
post moar pic of cate now

trips say you kill it

>>689366812
ROLL

>>689366676
she'll be dead by September. how could you wait so long?

>>689366604
I tried approaching her and while she letting me touch her,she fears me and now allows me to come really close but not touch.

>>689366612
>this

>>689366369
Yes i know i know this is a very comical thing to do but in the animal kingdom its a very good way of establishing dominance. Its how animals mark their territory.
If it does a piss then you piss on top ot says to the animal that this is your territory.
I lived in the aus bushland for 6 months.
I did this a quite often to ward off wild dogs

>>689364769
>turned out to be the neighbors cat

What the fuck is wrong with you

>>689366888
She will not for my partner will take her in along with her 3 niglets.I will then return in September and take her into my care.

>>689366668
Almost satanic quints

>>689364769
All my keks
>take my zozzles too

>>689366488
A mortar is just overkill

>>689364567
LETHAL

>>689367051
I adore the poor thing and want to take care of it.I do not know if marking my dominance to such a submissive cat is the way to go about it.

>>689367095
omg she has kittens? pls to post pics of kittens

>>689367180
I played Napoleon total war so I know a thing or two about ancient artillery faggot.The mortar will serve me much better than a Canon.

>>689367228
You dont have to hurt it. Just make it know that its your home and not to fuck you round. That way itll respect you which will make trusting you come a lot easier.
Its the way things are done in the animal kindom fam.
Also, have you thrown ham at it yet?

>>689367122
Good enough, do it OP

>>689367228
she's challenging your authority right now by coming into YOUR domicile. she knows that's your territory. she's trying to make it HER territory. you must put your foot down and assert dominance immediately, or she will start peeing all over the place, and marking territory

>>689367288
I haven't seen them yet but my partner has and she tells me that they are cute as fuck.The mother has really good looks and the kittens are like a mirror image of their mother.If you wish I could post pictures of their mother.

>>689367495
Is it halal?

>>689367474
A mortar is ancient?
You have much to learn...

>>689367654
This morherfucker knows what up

>>689367708
I dont know what halal means, i am russian and english not my first language
It is a cat

>>689367654
She is extremely submissive and tbh acts in a very careful manner so I doubt extreme measures are in order.Nevertheless I shall follow your advice and be a bit more dominant not aggressive though.

>>689367861
You hate islam,man?