>>689356404
sauce

I gotta go work in a couple of hours

Let's see... I'm 27, have 500k in liquid assets, married, no kids, and no real obligations. Built it all myself too. Tell me why I should kill myself.

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>>689356538
don't know.

>>689356543
where u work bro ?

>>689356747
no reason.
congrats, seems like you're in a good place in life.

>>689356404
>I'm married to a beautiful woman who's my best friend
>we have an active and satisfying sex life
>I have three wonderful kids I adore
>I live in a comfortable home, drive a nice car and own both
>I have a well paying job I find fulfilling
>I work with nice people who respect me
>I live a fairly affluent lifestyle but stay well within my means
>I'm on pace to retire in my 50s
>I'm in good overall health

>>689356404
HL3 still isn't out.
Still haven't played BO3 zombies.

>>689357062
Oh and I don't like being dead.

>>689356404
I still have a shitload of work to do

>>689356747
I guy braggin about half a mill on /b/
You think faggots with that kind of money shit post on this cancer thread.

>>689357210
It's all honest. I have no idea why I still come to this dance of the tards.

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Living the dream.

Morning OP
I'm helping an elder with yard work
Wbu

I gotta go to work

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>>689356404

You think because people aren't getting laid like pornstars that they'll want to kill themselves? Not everyone is as shallow as you.

These threads are worse than trap threads.

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>>689357062
not sure if HL3 is ever coming.

>>689357139
yeah dead looks like it sucks.

>>689357165
what you going to start with ?
>>689357210
possibly.

>>689357337
you get some sort of entertainment/pleasure out of it.

>>689357375
that's great. you're a good samaritan.
Me i've got work todo today, is about it.

>>689357014
Your life doesn't seem to suck why are you on b ?

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>>689357606
indeed.

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>>689356404
Shit, I'm too tired and lazy honestly. Nothing's really good or bad for me right now. But I do feel like I have a bunch of good things coming my way soon.

>>689357644
Dank memes

>>689357619
Wait, if HL3 will never come out, does that mean I'm immortal?

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>>689357644
not that person. but i'm on b too, my life doesn't suck.
b is just fun and entertaining sometimes. not all the time, but sometimes it is.

>>689357770
nice. hope those good things come through for you.

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>>689357877
that, plus those dubs have ensured that you will never die anon. Congrats .
What you going to do in the year 3100 ?

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>>689357619
>>689357337
Maybe you do have your shit in order, you can see where its hard to believe, I extremely rarely, over that past 6 years, post on here. I work full time as a kitchen manager and hate my paycheck to paycheck life. Heres my shitty lazy drunk lurker meme machine when I get home.

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>>689356404
Going home to this

>>689358203
Lopsided tits?

>>689356747
Cuz you're clearly a faggot.

>>689356404
>tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

I just had a bavarian donut after a tasty lunch. just got off work btw.
blanket smells good right now since i just washed it last night.

It is gonna be an awesome nap.

I am single btw. can get laid if i wanna since i have a fuck buddy but right now I just wanna make love with my blanket. lol.

>>689358316
Just a bad angle, trust me they aren't very big but they're nice

>>689358489
Whatever works for you dude. Enjoy!

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>>689358757
This is the best part though
>dat ass
>bad Reddit memes are bad

>>689356747
I can send you a pic of my cock for 1k?

still no balls

>>689358936
It's nice. If she's a gym rat she can keep that into middle age the boobs don't fair as well.

>>689358203
placing your self worth in another person is a foolish move. You have a pretty girlfriend and friends and family are important in life, but you came across so pussy whipped in this comment.

>>689359227
Nah you know what you're right, instead of being thankful for what I have, I'll go out and hang myself in the tree in the front yard. That'll show them.

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>>689359227

>>689358936
she's pretty hot.

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>>689358203
nice.

>>689358387
sounds like a chill life. how was that donut ?

>>689358936
nice butt. shitty quality pic tho.

>>689359227
>placing your self worth in another person is a foolish move.
I agree with this. You speak the truth.

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>>689356404
I just got date raped by this bitch bro.... seriously, wtf.

>>689358203

she looks fantastic man

>>689356404
Im not really sure anymore. Doing shit at uni, don't have anything else going for me in my life, the only thing i enjoy is playing guitar, but my life keeps getting busier so i have less and less time for it. I don't know what to do

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>>689359924
how did that happen ?

>>689359879
>sounds like a chill life. how was that donut ?

It was good. I am now drinking coffee. coffee puts me to sleep. weird i know.

I dunno why people wanna off themselve. life is so fucking awesome.

like right now is the best time to be alive. theres netflix, internet, movies are so amazing right now. I saw x-men on the weekend and it was great!!!

>left university for the summer back to my hometown with 0 people I care about
>flat broke
>ex is in love with the dude she cheated on me with
>dog died

give me reasons to not kill myself

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>>689360360
>x-men was great

>>689356404
Because I've got shit to do. Killing myself would cause a ton of shit to not get done.

>>689360403
You could or you couldn't, only you can make that decision

>>689360500

I thought it was great. you didn't like it?

>>689356404
I'm getting a VR headset on Friday. Kinda want to try it first

>>689360708
Haven't seen it myself, I've been avoiding it because the last couple have sucked

>>689360830

I liked it. although I thought Apocalypse was a little bit weak in the movie but still a great movie. I can't wait for the next one. Mr. Sinister will be the next villain.

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Fucking bitches and getting money.

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>>689360319
my roommate threw a party last night
got smashed
partially know related. she's a friend of a friend
it was 1am and i'm getting fucked up
smoked a blunt with a few people before they left
related sticks around and gives me a drink that tastes fucking sour and strong, claiming it's a combination of all the open containers
offers to help clean up since my roommate is fucking his gf in his room
less work for me so i shrug
spilling cups into the trash, i suddenly feel dizzy and sleepy
I grab a hold of my dick and feel it growing for reasons beyond me
I need to lay down
tumble into my room and crash on my bed
i'm falling unconscious when i suddenly feel someone flip me onto my back
my belt is undone. i try to focus but can't. my pants are pulled down
"What's...happening," I groan, feeling fingers wrapping themselves around my erect dick
a shadow hovers over me. "I don't think," i manage to utter before i feel myself entering pussy
a trail of drool oozes itself passed my lips as she rides me, my eyes rolling around
she gasps and moans
i black out just when she begins to kiss me, sloppy tongue rolling around my mouth
wake up about a half hour ago
laying in bed with my pants down
dick smells like sushi
see no condom

i think i got an std

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Kekekekeke

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>>689360360
>I am now drinking coffee. coffee puts me to sleep. weird i know.
yeah that's wierd.
>>689360403
>give me reasons to not kill myself
things will get better, i promise.

>>689360508
makes perfect sense.

>>689361300
Report her

I bought tickets to an event for next week. It would be a shame to waste $10

>>689356404

i've seen this video full on shooshtime, once

anyone has source?

>>689362150
what event?

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>>689361833
and let everyone know that i was raped by this? i'm fucking conflicted. i called out work and got a doctor's appointment in an hourish
anonbro, wtf, right?

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>>689356404
Jesus. Sauce?

>>689362357
End of exams party. Its this big shindig my university throws every semester, and this is the first time I'll be going

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>>689362150
>>689362357
what event ?

>>689362188
no sauce

>>689362483
no sauce.

>>689362364
It's not your fault. You didn't ask for it. Put that troll behind bars.

I haven't tried anal, fucked a tranny, tried heroin, smoked pot, been to Germany, or been involved in the singularity yet

>>689356404
Cuz i won't die virgin

>>689356404
Cause I'm banging a 8/10 Curly Brunette with an amazing ass

>>689356404

Because I'm already dead

Cause it my bday!

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>>689362628
i'm trying to think of a way to get her back. i mean, fuck, what if she gave me herpes or something? i found her on fb but she hasn't responded

>>689362902
Inside doesn't count anon

I wouldn't kill myself simply because I won't

>>689356747
If you didn't get a prenup you should just kill yourself now while you're ahead.

>>689362569
what uni?

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>>689362735
nice, hope you experience all those things.

>>689362852
good goal. go get that pussy.

>>689362900
good deal man

>>689362902
but you're posting here, can't do that and be dead.

>>689363048
happy bday anon. how old ?

>>689363132
fuck her. move on.

>>689356404
BCUZ I ALREADY BOOKED A VACATION ON MY CREDIT CARD.

I GOTTA LIVE TO AT LEAST ENJOY THAT BEFORE I KILL MYSELF.

>>689363377
Latrobe uni AKA the uni where angela white filmed that porno

Angela White X Steven in library in case you were wondering

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>>689363520
move on even if she gave me an std? or worse if i got this pig whore pregnant?
i was fucking raped dude

>>689363048

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! how old are ya now ?

>>689364232
how did you manage to get raped?

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>>689356404
G'morning OP.
Slept well thank you for asking
well its the end of the day for me now... i i'm asking why didn't i killed myself this morning.
wata shitty day

>>689357337
Because you're a degenerate just like the rest of us

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I bought a 6 pack of my favorite beer yesterday. Gonna have that and watch some movies.

Maybe tomorrow

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>>689361300
dont ever trust ugly bitches man

I have a pretty decent life.

Hot girlfriend with DD tits who's into anal and choking.

I'm just about to graduate from one of the world's most prestigious universities.

I'm pretty poor, but that'll probably change soon.

No reason to kill myself currently.

>>689356404
Because my daughter is learning to talk, and soon I'll be able ask to all her what the fuck with the screaming that one time at grandma's.


I have to know

>>689364760
plot twist: police comes for you in an hour for rape as you fucker left her full of DNA...
go report her

>>689364760
Pretty impressive memory for a blackout state. very descriptive

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just got old wolf curved sword after 2 days of unsuccessful watchdog invasions

>>689364460
Who is this? Sauce??

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>>689365046
that's what i'm afraid of too. fuck.
i'm heading to the doctor's for an exam right now. i'll try to make another thread when i get back with the results. shit. i'm so fucking paranoid atm.

I don't know, guess I wanna see what happens tomorrow

>>689363132
She looks like Jaba the hut's sister

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>>689358316

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>>689364167
where you going ?

>>689364460
glad you are alive.

>>689364833
that's great man.
sounds like you have a good gf too.

>>689365829
oh yeah.

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>>689365629
He technically didn't black out after penetration, right? For all we know he was ass-raped.
...Actually, anon, how does your asshole feel?

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>>689366209
i hope he wasn't ass-raped. :-(

>>689365629

kek. i hope you have aids

>>689366142
Thanks. I do love her quite a bit, and the sex is great. Wouldn't want to give that up.

She's smart and comes from a fair wealthy family, too.

>>689366357
pass me some of that sauce, /b/ro

>>689366357
We can only hope. Never met an anon who was raped by a female tbh. Kind of makes me chuckle

>>689365629

Rolling dubs for HIV+

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>>689366528
that's not a good thing to wish on anyone. :-(

>>689366583
wish the best for you with her. hopefully it works out.

>>689367106
no sauce to give man.

>>689367362
No !

>>689366583
>>689366528
>She's smart
>sex is great
>comes from a fair wealthy family too
This newvirginfag over hea

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>>689365355
no sauce sry

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>>689356404
Because I'd rather wait a while to see if it gets better, and instead do drugs.

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>>689368241
it'll get better.
don't doo too much drugs.

>>689357014
>Married
>Kids
You should kill yourself already

>>689356404
Because I'm a champion so I turn tragedy to triumph make music that's fire spit my soul through the wire

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>>689360708

>X Men: Aschlockalypse was great

>>689360830

First Class and Days of Future Past were very good.

>>689370553

First Class was the only decent one, the rest sucked

>>689370553
Days of future had a huge continuity error they NEVER addressed
>wolverine looses claws in last solo movie
>in future past has new metal claws

>>689371072
He found them again.

Retard.

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>>689370052

>>689371470
Kek

>>689358184
this makes me sad.

>>689356404

SAUCE ON OP ??????

>>689356404
Cus my life its very well

>>689356404
i will not kill myself today because there are more beautiful women out there like the one you posted.

municipal waste tomorrow

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>>689360500
FTFY

>>689356404


TOO MUCH OF A COWARD TO KILL MYSELF. I EVEN FAIL AT THAT.RIGHT NOW IT WOULD BE THE BEST SOLUTION BUT I AM TOO PUSSY TO DO IT.

>>689356747


AND YOU ARE HERE ...EXACTLY WHY FAT FUCK?OHHH..THAT'S RIGHT YOU ARE A LONELY KISS LESS VIRGIN FAT FUCK

>>689356404
Holy fuck sauce!

>>689359227
>Came across as pussy whipped
>Bitch in the picture is literally wearing a collar

Seems like it's the other way around to me.