>>689344413
27.
Just your mom I guess.

>>689344413
20.
-2

29
5

>>689344413
19
I've had a blowjob or two

25, absolute fucking zero. No real desire to.

>>689344413
25
3

22 and like 7

19
1

25
1

>>689344413
24
2

>>689344413
19
11

9+10
21

27
about 45

35
over 200

>>689344413
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.

30
probably more than 25, stopped counting

18
1 (but married to)

>>689344413
23
4

>>689345000
tl;dr

>21
>3
many many times

>>689344413
19
9

>>689345000
and I got trips. What did you do today OP? How much cock u suck?

>>689344413

29, around 30

Short, chubby, small dick. Just takes confidence fellas

23 none

20 yo
7
>lost v at 16
> dated 3.5 years till now

Meh

28

3

>>689345000
waste of trips

>19
>0
Off to kill myself

21
Honestly don't know due to the drugs and alcohol, cocaine is a hell of a drug

>>689344413
31 and 2, I put the pussy on a pedestal

>>689344413
22
9 females
3 males

>>689345149
Oh thanks. I suddenly have confidence now.

>>689344413
29

~30 maybe as many as 40

I regret nothing

>>689344413
39
none, but I got fucked every single time.

> 19
> 3

Probably had sex over 250 times though.

>>689344413
Odeya Rush

>>689345283
lost virginity with 13 my youngest was 11 btw

18 yo
7

27
6

Age: 28

Women: 9, the last one being my wife.

>>689344413
31:16

>>689345456
mods

>>689345383
story time then faggot you know the drill

>>689345383
old good times had 3 times sex in the last 5 years

27
7

>29
>0
You're all weak-willed human beings.

>>689345456
Underage

>>689345530
i'd like to amend my previous statement. nine.

21
6

>>689344413
25
About 20

>>689345562
Faggot

32
20

20
13

>>689345582
Years old?

21
186

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0

fml

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6
0.5
Does the cat count?

28
0

>>689345000
OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS IN A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR DISAGREEING WITH ME ABOUT POLITENESS. COCKMUFFIN

>>689345702
You're six?

19
3, maybe 4 if all goes well this week

>>689345049
Get the fuck out. I hope you're shitting us here mate. You got married at 18, to the first girl you fucked? Holy sheeeiitt.

18
3

18
2

42

3

Married now.

>>689345686
27.

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>>689345770
6 and a half. Fuckin Tard Guard.

>>689345819
there's plenty of time for affairs

>>689345819
Known her since I was 11 (high school), went out at 13 and got married at 17

>>689345745
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

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>>689344413
20
2

>>689344413
32

I got a handjob when I was 14.

21
1

>>689345282
Kek

>>689345859
MODS

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>>689344413

34years old, started with 20 and fucked 51 women so far.

>>689344413
18
about 40

21
4

21, and 10+

>>689344413

9

14

18
1 but allot of times

>>689345873
Poor you.

18
and 0

Im a total fucking melvin so I don't exactly see a sun on the horizon

>>689345000
>>>689344413
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.
Hey man, you don't gotta lie to kick it

>>689345948
Dude

33
6

>>689345948
Sorry mate but that's fucked up. No offence.

>>689344413
22
4

>>689344413
22
0
:'(

>>689344413
18
1

>>689344413
38 years
100 plus 200 prostitutes
fuck /b this is sad, I'm like the least sexually experienced in my circle of friends (and sadly enough most of the girls I've been with I had to pay) but looking at the rest of you... damn...

19
12 girls, most aged 20-24

>>689344413
20
24

I now have genital warts.

>>689345049
Opus Dei, muslim or just an idiotic fool?

34
0
I'm female

>>689344413
18
1

>>689346488
it's because you're ugly.

23
6

I guess that's what it's called to be a fucking normie. Meh.

>>689346339
you know what's really sad?

being 38 years old and still browsing /b/

>>689346245
Why? She's great, she browsers /b/ occasionally and we get on well, she's not a bitch
>>689346437
White and English, so I guess an idiotic fool

31
6

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>>689344413
>>689344413
>>689344413

NIGAAAAAAA

>>689345521
was a prepuberty (puberty since i was 6) sociopath when i was a child, first gf in preschool didn't want too have sex, in gymnasium falled in love with girl when i was 12, first time i had feels for another humans, after a halve year she falled in love for me too, few mobnth later we had our first time, when i was 14 i've lost her, falled into depressions, started too drink and fuck bitches, my mother sendet me too travel camps in most holidays, cuz i hadn't have a good relationship to her, after that when i was 14 in some of theese camps, there was a 11 years bitch. With 15 get sended too psychatry cuz depressions and drinking too much, after that i tried other drugs and got sociophobic, cuz of that i haddent have much sex the last years. sry bad english

>>689346488
dub don't lie, femanon just curious here, don't want tits or anything, why?

>>689346582
Then my 39 must be really sad, also there was a 42 guy above...if he is not lying.

18
1.5

24
1
current gf, still with her

>>689346582
meh, you think you get to a point in your life when you don't jerk off?

>>689346582
what amazing thing do you think you'll be doing on a monday morning at 38 years old?

22
2
Might as well keep going, too late to become a wizard

12
420
fucking virgin faggots. my first lay was when i was 8

>>689344413
18.
fuck my life.

63
1

>>689346821
see
>>689346808
know a lot of people with carppier lives...

>>689346821
Or at midday at work.

>>689346339
what's sad is that you've paid for sex 200 times. also you haven't because you're full of shit

>>689344413
29-
23

25

20+ women that I remember

2 men

Look at me, I'm not jerking off anymore. lost my right ball due to cancer and now need all my sexual drive to keep up with my cockhungry gf, fapping would kill the penis.

20

10

>>689347139
>>689346808

shit forgot to reply

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>>689347056
>63 year old grandad browses /b/
>dafuq.jpg

>>689345948
sandnigger?

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>>689344413
>20
>5
>Would be 6 but I couldn't get hard for one girl because her Vagina was already obliterated. Something told my cock not to enter the premises.

>>689347116
Nope, I have, far more common than you think... For sexually active adults that is...

>>689347206
see
>>689346587

>>689344413
20
3

>>689346729
fuck a mig?

>>689347205
bored, and not getting laid, so...

>>689347193
Sorry to hear that man... Meh, slow day I'll still fap a couple of times even if I get laid... lifelong addiction/habit

>>689345832
MODS

31
1 woman
5 men

>>689347231
>Something told my cock
20 and still thinks his cock can talk and hear, you are nearly the female stage when they talk to their vaginas.

>>689346374
kek

>>689346587
I can tell you id never marry a woman who browses /b/. Good for you anyway, as long as you're happy.

>>689347438
uwotm8?

29

20 women
1 man

Now married and won't cheat so I guess that's it until I can convince her to start swinging

>>689344413
>20
>1, for a million times since age 17

>>689347540
nvm.

>>689345274
Rick James?

>>689346587
I support you anyway, traditional family values are much better than getting laid with strangers and all that progressive bullshit. You are actually a very lucky guy. Congrats.

>>689347702
>>689347523
Cheers guys

25
8

All since the age of 21. 2 gf's.

22
7

>>689347523
Why not? You've got anything against horny/dark humor?

18
68

turning 19 in a few months
3 (multiple times)

>>689347694
Lol who the fuck are you and how do you know it was me?

>>689344413
24:14

However, it's been a solid year or two. Highschool and college were crazy... Post-grad life has been hell...Mind you, converted to catholicism and have been pretty satisfied with abstinence...

>>689345948
you went to high school when you were 11?

>>689346488
you know the rules
Rule 30. There are no girls on the Internet.
Rule 31. Tits or GTFO.

>>689344413
20
1

https://gaming.youtube.com/channel/UCS1-SpM3-_rZ0qoJN7xESXA/live

>>689344413

21.
1.

that number should be 3, but crippling body / sexual confidence issues mean it's not likely to rise any time soon

I genuinely don't expect to get laid any time before 2017 now

>>689347889
There's also a rule somewhere in there about sucking cock, do you take it literally?

>>689347649

Well Anon, that means you gotta fucked her sine the beginning at a rate of 38 times per hour all day, every day. I bow to you.

>mfw master of the fucks

>>689347771
you're lying you haven't fucked 68 women you're a liar lying liar

23
kissless virgin

had the chance a couple of times, but I keep fuckin it up

>>689348053
kek

28
72

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28, 8

>>689347858
Highschools in England are 11-16, and college at 16-18, however most schools have a highschool and college together

>>689348034
the rules are rules... so yes.
now tits or GTFO !

>>689344413
27
5

22
does my hand count

>>689344413
>20
>8 1/2

>>689344413
22
kissed a girl once

>>689348338
HEHEHE
good one

>>689348263
not the femanon, was just asking... I'll go back to disregarding you suck cock

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>>689344413
25, 13
second i fucked is the girl on the picture

25
5

42
13 last 2 at same time

>>689344413
Do kids count as women?

>>689344413
21
10+

I'm not a 10/10 either, just really good at saying the right things.

>>689348691
depends if they were girls, pedo

>>689344413
26 years old
49

Age 27

Partners 31

>>689346374
No sweat
Most non-virgins get them eventually.

34

I honestly lost count. Probably around 50

>>689349334
Yep, since there are so many variations of the hpv-virus, many of which are non detectable it's pretty hard to avoid.

34
~40
Another 20 suhked muh did but I did not bang

>>689344413
20

0

the door 's closing

22
5
#5 started in the shower with my current fuck buddy.

21
3

>>689344413
29
o
god kill me

>>689349555
holy trip

27
about 50
...and I have a pretty small dick

>>689349941
under age fag leave

>>689344413
20

8

>>689344947
well memed friend

24

6

21
4

19
5

38
21

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>>689344413
20
0

34.
Figured this out last night. Probably about 30 non-pros. About 20-30 pros.

26
About 100. Mostly hookers, except for my current relationship. If she ever confesses to me she's been hooking, it's 101.

>>689345149
Was it difficult to please them at first?

>>689346664
Your grammar makes me want shove a knife through your eye holy fuck, what did I just read.

19
3

23
0

>>689344413
20
5, everyone paid..

20
9

>18
>0

>>689344597
too real

24
2

>>689348145
Kek, dead Sandnig spotted

26
0
fml

30
0

24
Woman fucked ~> 2
Men fucked~> 9
Men that fucked me~> 16

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23
10

27
6

Wtf am I a man whore?
24
30+ (stopped giving a shit)

>>689344768
Faggot fat loser

>>689344413
27
8 - been with number 8 the last 5 years

18, 1

>>689350853
Kek

>>689345216
18
3

>>689344768
thats what caitlyn jenner said

>>689344413
18
1

>>689344413
24
don't know since I lost my virginity to a prostitute and continued fucking hookers. does this count?

23
23

>>689351683
top kek

36
1

>>689344413
21
7
One was a cheap Prostitute which me cost 30 Soles in Peru.

27 years old
Fucked 11 girls
1 trap
What do I win?

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>>689345980
at least you have 2

26 years old
21 girls if I'm not mistaken

29-6

>>689344413
32
8

>>689344413
>18
>2

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>>689351936
i don't find it funny fam

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Just because...

18
2 plus a few blow jobs

19
0

>13
>1, My PE teacher

>>689353034
lewd

>>689346729
eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy me too

was the .5 a girl u just got oral sex with?

20
14

>>689344413
32
14

20
4

>>689353034
Kek

>>689344413
19
4

20
17

>>689344413
24.
~10, all prostitutes

37, around 100-200

>>689344413
32
19

>>689344947
kill yourself

27
18 (i think, estimated down not up)

16
2

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34 years old

Around 180-200 women.

I fucked more girls when I started dating tall women, like girls who played volleyball in college. Tall women, have an insecurity complex, even though they look really good.

They will fuck you because they were always the "tall girl" in their group. Most guys never hit on them or are intimidated by their height.

It helps I'm 6' 2" (1.88m) Tallest I fucked was 6'5" (1.96m). I'm telling you, tall women are an untapped source of pussy. The range of girls I fucked was between 5' 11'' and 6'5" (1.8m -1.96m).

They're insecure and good looking! Plus, they really want to fuck!

>>689344413
21
fucked 2.5 girls, i say .5 because she was a virgin and i could only get the head in so i just shoved it in her mouth instead

ive gotten alot of blowjobs though

>>689344413
23
0

22
26

>>689344413
39.
0.
meh