folow the dam trane

always got me that half the characters represented major rappers in the east and west coast rap scene

>>689344578

Underage fag

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>>689344611
like this

>>689344633
why do you think im underage? you're probably younger than me and a huge poofter

>>689344240
the first video game i ever stole, lel

>>689344843
>>689344578
can confirm underage fag

>>689344633
Dubs confirms correct
>>689344843
Because if you're not an underage faggot, you're a dumb cunt faggot for writing that the way you did.

>>689344977
Checked and confirmed

worst game ever made causes aids 2/10 would not play

>>689345064
shit tier bait

The first mission nigga steals a bike.

One of the last good gta games, the last being vcs

CJ was kind of a pussy though, Tommy Vercetti would never take shit from Tenpenny

Full of niggers, just like ops mother

>>689345310
gotta understand Cj was only a two bit gangster until the end, he was being betrayed left right and centre, so taking down a police officer, and a corrupt one at that, was a phenomenal feat to accomplish in the end

they all drove lego cars, which was pretty cool i guess

>>689344240
Get yourself some colours fool, and a haircut, it's embarrassing to be seen with you.

GROVE STREET

>>689344611
>>689344652
More examples please

>>689345211
Vcs, jej. What the fuck were you playing that on, your gba? Grow up.

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>>689344611
>>689344652
>>689346254

San andreas was a great game. I hate niggas n kikes as much as the next logical person but it was the best gta as far as gameplay goes..

>>689346254
>>689346375
Would not have noticed that had you not posted, bravo.

>ima hot like fire, all nighter, alrighter

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>>689346375
>>689346433
>>689346254
>>689344652
>>689344611

>>689346468
how many hours of gameplay were there? from personal experience that game is fuckin massive in terms of missions

>>689346525
>>689346433
>>689346375
>>689344652

>mfw I only ever noticed the Easy E reference

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>>689344977
My nigga n checky

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>>689344611
>>689344652
>>689346254
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>>689346525
>>689346514

>>689346615
Most I clocked up on one save was about 100 hours.

Photo-ops, graffiti tagging, oysters.

There was fuck loads to do, anyone else love the driving school?

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Third Street Saints, bitch. Better back the fuck up.

>>689346816
>>689346615
pretty sure there was about 100+ missions and if you include cutscenes there was about 10+ hpurs of actual gameplay if you managed to complete every mission the first try

this game was fun as fuck. I remember looking everywhere in big w for it and i couldnt find it and just as i was about to settle for gta 3 the guy comes to stack the shelves and has san andreas with him always remember that

Momma dont let yer babies grow up to be cowboys.

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No

>>689347029
Can't tell if typo or bait.

Are you saying there's 10 hours of gameplay in San Andreas?

Nigga I spent more than 10 hours on the mini-biplane mission for the nerd in San Fierro

>>689347249
Kek, that mission was hard as shit.

>>689347184
They're never at home and they're always alone...

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Excuse me, Jesus is a personal friend of mine, you ignorant fool, bitch, bitch, mothafucka.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AY6PhHKO9E

>>689347184
Don't let 'em pick guitars or drive them old trucks.
Let 'em be doctors and lawyers and such.
Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys.
'Cos they'll never stay home and they're always alone.
Even with someone they love.

K-rose was the best for exploring the desert, my favourite song was All My Exes Live In Texas

>>689347184
You just brought back my PTSD
>Every fucking time you got into a car in red county

>>689347249
thats why i said it was 10+ hours but only if you managed to get the missions completed first try, if it took you many more than i'd say a few months of playing the game

>>689347371
You cant forget about A Horse With No Name.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F19rKDzfCI8

Oh, big surprise, I gotta gun.

>>689347355
Nigga you fucking wot?

>>689347526
That was on K-Dst, my main channels were Radio Los Santos, K-rose, Bounce FM, WCTR and Playback FM

Asshole, my shit!

>>689347497
Bruv, there is no way you can complete gtasa in 10 hours if you complete every mission first time.

Confirmed bait.

>>689347790
not even bait my friend, ive completed it in 11.5 hours its easy but a shit load of fun

>>689347767
See you 'round Carl, like a doughnut.

who /samp/ here

>>689347371
thats why i hang my hat in tenessee

>>689347790
>>689347905
besides im talking about the main missions not the fucking side missions

>>689347905
I don't know whether to be envious or feel sad.

It that literally all story missions done end to end?

I'd like two number nines, a number nine large, a number six extra dip, a number 7, two number forty fives, one with cheese and a large soda.

"Give up the money! This a raid!"
"Ryder not this again!"
"It ain't me fool!"
"No one else is that small, I feel sorry for your dad!"

>>689348075
All story missions end to end, if you count the side missions, well fuck me that took me a solid 50+ hours, there's a fuck ton of side missions

(Accidentaly fires own gun)
>Hey! Who shot at me?

Its a shame grove street was taken over by ballers in gta 5.

>>689344240
balla fools

>>689347907

You callin' CJ a bitch?

>>689348505
we'll get it back one day when CJ and sweet return

This is drug money

bumping for interest

> does the pope shit in the woods ?

>>689348782
Why you keep asking me that, holmes? I told you, i dunno. Where the holiness does his business, is his business.

I swear on my mum that I will reply to this comment.

YOU SWORE IT CUNT, NOW REPLY

>>689349132
Umm not gonna happen

>>689349323
kek

>>689346925
Saints back up here and ready to fuck shit bad

BUSTA, STRAIGHT BUSTA

>>689344240
i get a month and 3 weeks off of work in a month so i'm going to replay this game!

>>689349762
this triggered me, fuck you

>>689349689
Just found some fresh life is strange cringe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbYAL-jJKAM

>>689350317
what the fuck is this?

>>689350069
I'm excited for you g

You playing on original platform or a port?

>>689350317
Fuck the internet

>>689351542
on my gay station 4

>>689349689
tay tay with an A K?

Understand that it's OK to be poor. There need to be poor people. We rich are the yin you are the yang. We need you.
Mike, I can't feed my kids, and the rents due.
Whoa bitch, settle it down are saying this isn't the greatest country in the world?
Hold on, hold on, everyone, USA,USA, USA, USA!!!

>>689347029
>if you managed to complete every mission the first try

Implying that wasn't easy enough

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>>689346254
oc

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>>689352750
I love Rockstar, they able to do massive/interesting things subtly.

>>689352750
and who was madd dogg based on

>>689352987
thats scottish humor though. its always been like that.

>>689353038
no-one in particular

>>689344240
Boys,we cant get an appreciation thread without some godlike YTP's spawned by this game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JnaTZbWir4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCpOMV-KY4A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00RKO5FHqmw

FAT BOY

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>>689353038
The name is obviously snoop dogg, but the looks, nah.

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>>689344240
I'm playing this right now. Pic related: the bot I hate the most.

"Damn, son,..."

>>689351750
Is it worth buying a port for recent gen? I've got it for ps2 but it would be easier playing it without setting up my shit

>>689353552
it's alright i think i only paid like 12 dollars

k-rose and k-dst was best
and who else can forget the radio commercials
and the torreno missions -the dialogue is perfect

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One of my many photos taken by CJ of his homicidal campaign against the old man.

>>689353650
Wasn't that James Woods voice acting?

>>689348505

As much as I drive by in a green car they keep coming back.

Also R* said next gen GTAs and old gen GTAs are in different universes or some shit so ballas always ran that turf according to them.

>dem feel when R* confirms CJ doesnt exist in next gen.

>>689353814
>James Woods
yes

>>689353038
kind of looks like faggot kayne west

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Installed a script which spawns animals near Back-o-Beyond. Made using regular bots as a base, so their actions are like humans. Will pull people out of cars. So I decided to 'recruit' them, board a bus with a few bears and a wolf and go back to the hood to teach the Ballas a lesson.

>>689353882
OG Loc was a parody of Ja Rule btw

>>689354096

nightmare fuel, I love it

https://youtu.be/GWxODlXzMIM

Only significant link in this thread so far

>>689354320
Nope see>>689346375

>>689354444
Quads worthy link

>>689354320
>[citation needed]

>>689354444
Wasted Quads
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>>689354647
Nigga view the link if you think it's wasted you don't belong here

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>>689354390
Better view of the bears on Grove Street. Note the accessible house behind them. Usually has GS members in there who still attack CJ but they drop a decent amount of cash.

>>689354540
The character, not the likeness.

>>689354735
Oh right

I'm hongrey lets ate!

>>689354886
Nogger

>>689356396
Honky

>>689344578
you are such a fucking noob why the fuck did you have trouble with the mission? you just drive alongside the fucking train while big smoke shoots it. the mission where you jump from a plane to another mid flight is so much harder.
>salt level:maximum

>>689344240

"You picked the wrong house FOOOOL!!

>>689356523
>school shooter detected

The train mission was tough bro, get over it.

>the cunts who say the mini plane mission was easy

Really?

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I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>>689356969
i finished SA 16 times total and every time the train mission felt insanely easier than that plane hijack mission. why is that mission not remembered and the train one is?

>>689357443
The train mission is definitely easier than the biplane one, but the train mission is definitely not easy.

I think the reason it's remembered if because it's a story mission and is much closer to the start of the game.

>16 times
>counting

>>689357420
See
>>689354444

>>689357966
i didnt really count it i just filled all save slots twice because everything on my computer got deleted after the first time

>>689357966

It's never taken me over two attempts. All you have to do is follow the damn train.

>>689358352
it really is that simple... the internet is retarded when it comes to that mission

>>689358352
>>689358900
Samefaggot

>>689359558
im not the only person that finds this mission easy its not that hard to believe.
im >>689358900
>>689358210
>>689357443

Zero's RC helicopter mission was hard

>>689344240

Literally the best game ever made

Always wasted 20 minutes trying to get Denise stand front of me properly so I could hit TAB and get a kiss

Some nigger in my math class wore a green flannel and a yankees cap and looked almost just like Ryder, so I roasted him the whole time. It was fucking great

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>>689361077
>So I could hit TAB and get a kiss