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/b/rothers its tiem
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>>689334783
fuck that shit. I earned $95,000 this month. Don't need solitary confinement
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rollölllllllllllll
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>>689334783
Roll plz
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This thread is stupid OP
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Rollo
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>>689334874

How the fuck?
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i got this
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>>689334783
Roll
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>>689334783
roll
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rollerino
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>>689334783
Roll
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>>689334783
Eollini
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>>689334783
Roland
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>>689334783
Roll
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>>689334783
raullll
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Roll Roll Roll Ya Boot
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>>689334783
rokllll
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ROLOLOLOLO
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>>689334783
Roll
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rolll
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Aight
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>>689334783

rolling for 9999
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rawl
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>>689336175
Wew
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rolll
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ok, I'll roll for this.
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rooll
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rolign
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>>689334783
roll.
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rollon
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LOOK AT ALL MY CASH
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>>689334783
Interesting.
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>>689334783
roll
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>>689334783
rolling
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rollllin
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Rolling pin
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>>689334783
pls im poor poland gib me lot of euros to buy some toilet furnitures
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pewpewpew
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>>689334783
Rollo
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wew
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>>689336204
30 + 25 for everybody forghetti-ing me is 55
Fast food -10
TP -1
Hygienic package -3
Temp Control -3
Cleanliness -3
Huge Room -15
Washer dryer -5
Every console and game -5
HDTV -10

10 years playing vidya to earn 1 mil? Worth
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>>689334783
gonna be fun
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roll :)
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>>689334783
im always lucky
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>>689336175
Alright so amputate pinky and ring finger on left hand to bring me up to 100. Get washer dryer, tp, health clinic, hygeine and temp control. Brings me to 17. Ill take a top of the line pc, removes need for library or game console, access to virtually all writing or music ever made. Brings me to 32. Want to stay healthy so gourmet food and gym. Brings me to 62. Unlimited sex plus huge room brings me to 97.
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>>689334783
wherefore art thou rollio
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rolling for 999
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Rollit
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rolling 200
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rollinn
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fite me
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rolll
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REW
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>>689334783
...k?
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rollator
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rawl
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>>689337777
Checked
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>>689337777
WINRAR
imma get everything and have plenty points left
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>>689334783
Rolling for 99 (duh)
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Rolling 99
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>>689334783
inb4 absolute shit roll
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>>689334783
asfg
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rollingg
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99 get
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Fuck the people that know me, bring on that head cold! Sweet tv, gaming consoles and sweet tv. TP, and shower facilities, fuck the washer and dryer, I'm doing this nude. Tiny room is fine. And we'll put 10 points into sexy time.
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>>689334783
TIM SUCKS COCK
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rool
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>>689334783
benis XDXSDXD
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roley poley
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>>689334783

rollin
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>>689337588
(dubs)2,000,000/year 88-65= 23
debilitating head cold 23+25=48
shit room 48-1= 47
fast food 47-10=37
toilet paper 37-1=36
gym 36-10=26
temp control 26-3=23
Hygenic Package 23-3=20
unlimited sex 20-20=0

I'm ok with this.
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>>689334783
Roll
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rorr
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sure what the hell
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>>689334783
lets have a look and see.
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>>689334783
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Rollerino
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Roller
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Lets get a good roll
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>>689334783
Thuum
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>>689334783
rollin
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llor
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>>689334783
Implying I need "pornographic" videos to fap.
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>>689337171
71 Points

100k salary -30
Shit room -1
Gourmet food -20
Toiletpaper -1
Hygenic package -3
Temp control -3
Cleanliness -3
Unlimited sex -20
Top Pc -15
Lose friends and fam for ever -25

0 points left
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rall
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Lets go bois B)
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rollin rollin
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>>689334783
roll
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Scored 90 points on my roll.
Head cold, +25 points
1 mil/year, -65 points
regular room, -10
toilet paper, -1
fast food, -10
Best PC, -15
Health clinic, -5
Hygeine, -3
Temp control, -3
Cleanliness, -3
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rolling rolling
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>>689334783
K go
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>>689338758
and by - 25 i mean +25...
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inb4 0 points
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Rollerino
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000 get
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Hey that's an interesting game
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>>689339222
Ok, I'll take one of everything please.
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>>689334783
roll
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>>689334783
rolln
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Poorroll
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>>689337713
Aaaall right then. Automatic 30, plus the bonus 25 of having everyone forget I exist.

Let's start by narrowing the field a bit:
>Washer and Dryer - Nope
>Music Room - Nope
>Television - Nope
>Consoles - ...nah
>Pentium - kek
>Mac or PC - Games? Movies? Eh...
>$1,000,000 - I fucking wish
>Bread - Malnourishment is real

I'll bundle the Hygiene, Temp, Cleanliness, and Toilet Paper into the "First World" package for 10.

So...that's 55. What do I want, then?
>First World package - duh
>unlimited sex - hell yes
>unlimited top shelf liquor - fuck yeah
>gourmet food - health
>gym
>library
>health clinic
>Regular Room

...hm. Fuck my left pinkie and ring finger, I guess. With my new total of 80 points, I go with:
>$100,000 yearly - 30
>Regular room - 40
>Gourmet food - 60
>Library - 70
>First World Package - 80

Live for free in a room for one, eat like a king, read anything and everything I want, in comfort thanks to the First World package, and walk out after ten years with $1,000,000 to my name? Where the fuck do I sign up?
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Rollerino
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>>689334783
rollllll
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>>689334783
Here come dat roll
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>>689334783
rollin~~~
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>>689339233
This sucks, I'm rerolling
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>>689334783
interesting
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ROOLLLLL
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>automatically 30 points for 29 and under
>trips multiplys by 10
000 early death get.
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Sure lets give this a go
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>>689334783
rollllaaboi
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Roolin
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>>689334783
Rollin
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eral
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Roooooool
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>>689334783
cunt fucking nigger meme nigger cunt
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>>689334783
rawl
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>>689339999
interesting
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>>689339999
lmao I think I win
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roll for waifu
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toll
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>>689339660
Way better
First off - I'm taking the headcold. I already have migraines so I'll just sleep it off.
60+25=85
Taking the 100k salary
Leaves me with 55
First off - regular room with fast food
Leaves me with 30
So I'm taking some cannabis and top tier PC
5 points left
I'm taking the cleanliness package and TP
1 point left.
Giving the last point away to next anon who rolls after me
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>>689334783
Rolland ross
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rollan
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>>689334783
bungol
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>>689334783
roland
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>>689334783
Roll
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rollin for shits and giggles
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>>689337777
207 points for everything...

nice, i have 7493 points left.

can i spend them on more unlimited sex for unlimited three/four/multiplesomes?
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rollarino
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>>689339880
Easy. 80
100,000 -30
Regarding room -10
Top food -20
Library -10
Hygiene -3
Shit paper -1
Temp control -3
Cleanliness -3
Head cold +25
No pinkies +25
Good TV -10
Gaming system -5
Unlimited buttsex -20
Liquor -10
Health clinic because fuck it
0/130
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>>689337027
fucking idiot, you have to pick the prize which also cost points
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>>689334783
fucking nigger rolling
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>>689334783
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>>689334783
Roll
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>>689334783
rollo
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Rolling.
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KMS
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>>689334783
Roll
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rall
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rolll
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>>689334783
cmooon
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>>689334783
Rollerino
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>>689340865
I'll take the head cold for +25 points, giving me 90,
$100,000 a year, 90-30=60
Regular Room 60-10=50
Fast Food 50-10=40
Top of the line computer 40-15=25
Unlimited sex 25-20=5
Hygenic package 5-3=2
Toliet paper 2-1=1
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LET'S DO IT
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check em scrubz
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Let's go
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>>689334783
k
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The roll
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>>689340697
>>689334783

1,000,000 per year
97 - 50 = 32

shit room -1 really dont need that much room
all i need is room to do push ups, star jumps and running on spot
32 - 1 = 31

hygienic pack
31 - 3 = 28

Toilet Paper
28 - 1 = 27

Fast Food
27 - 10 = 17

top line pc and internet
17 - 15 = 2
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roll'em
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>>689334783
Rolling∆
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CHECK EM
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roooooool
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>>689334783
roll roll roll
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>>689334783
rolliin
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Rolll
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>>689334783
Rollin'
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>>689340297
Okay, so:

>Having the migraine thingy and losing pinkies on each hand: 97+50=147
>$100k a year: -30
>Huge room: -15
>Gourmet food: -20
>Washer and dryer + full wardrobe: -5
>Toilet paper: -1
>Hygienic package: -3
>Temp control: -3
>Cleanliness: -3
>Health clinic: -5
>HDTV: -10
>Vidya: -5
>Top of the line PC: -15
>Unlimited sex: -20
>Unlimited weed: -10

That's how you do it

2 points left, following anon can have them
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>>689334783
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>>689340786
Good start
Hygienic package, toilet paper, washer/dryer, temp control, cleanliness
> 15 points
Huge room
> 30 points
Gourmet food
> 50 points
Top of the line pc, unlimited cocaine (to sell)
>75 points
Nobody remembers me I hate everyone I know anyway
> +25 points
Sex with woman unlimited
>85 points
Gym and library
> 105 points
Quality of life over money will always win awesome ten years ahead
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>>689341189
89 pts
Remove my two foot pinkies
114 pts
100k a year => 84 pts
Huge Room => 69 pts
Fast Food => 59 pts
Top PC => 44 pts
Unlimited Sex => 24 pts
Gym => 14 pts
Health => 9 pts
Hygenic Package => 6 pts
Cleanliness => 3 pts
Temp Control => 0 pts

Easy
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thank you for letting me roll
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Rollollollillollolhhjb
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>>689334783
rolling
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Roll?
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>>689334783
roll
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>>689341859
You forgot toilet paper you filthy nigger
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rall
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>>689334783
rollerino
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rolll
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>>689334783
u cuck
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lets see...
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99 give
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>>689341367
67 +25 (everyone forgets about me)
10k/yr -0
Sick room -15
>77
Gourmet food - 20
>57
Washer, TP, clinic, clean, temp, hygiene -20
>37
Sick computer -15
>22
Unlimited blow -10
>12
20 coituses -10
>2
Old timer TV -2
>0
Getting paid 10k a year to eat great food surf the internet and do blow all day sounds like a pretty good life.
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>>689334783
Roll time
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>>689334783
Roll
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Rellong
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ROLLIN

my life is boring
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Rooolan
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Rell
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>>689339999
winwar
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>>689334783
lets do this
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>>689334783
Roll
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Raul
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Rolling hard niggas

Wouldn't mind some MDMA either
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>>689342071
Clean ass with water
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>>689334783
rollin
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they see me rollin patrollin
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Replying
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>>689335407
by dragging my ass over the carpet, I'z a dog wuff course
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rollerino
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>>689342795
Blessed
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Rolling rolling stones
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>>689334783
Limp Blizkit
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Kein Plan ist mein Plan!
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Flop
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>>689334783
RHALLYET
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rollo
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>>689334783
Roll
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rolling me up baby
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>>689343136
fml
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white inbred
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>>689334783
rolllllll
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>>689334783
Rollerringo
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cut fgcf
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rolll
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rollolo
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plz roll
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>>689334783
rolling
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Role
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rerolling
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ayy rollmao
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>>689334783
will roll
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rawl
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Sex bot pls
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