Waifu threadThe rules are very simple:Claim your waifu/husbando Keep ERP and RP to
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Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Be elitists
>>689329327
Ehhh everywhere is boring by that standard. Lol
Rias claimed
Cirno claimed
Iowa claimed
>>689330617
Something intresting happend when I was away?
Konata claimed
>>689330594
>>689330695
You could say that.
best of the best claimed!
>>689330758
Make it less obvious, the lane under the quote's number is not straight, is _ _ _ _ _.
P3 claimed
That way its a foursome every night.
Y U N O
U
N
O
claimed
Still best waifu.
>>689330905
if you know CSS or use 4chanx, or oniichan you can make it whatever you want. dont act so new fam
>>689330905
Also the question is posted minutes after the replies, it was just supposed to be a joke.
>>689331000
Ah fuck, stolen
>>689330212
oh nice! i thought it was sooner, im doin same ol same ol, been hittin the gym and i got work tomorrow so that should be fun (it won't be)
haha
Also claimed
Best waifu to date
Claiming.
>>689331226
14 year-old detected.
Are we going to play Chess at 4 am or what?
>>689330212
Because Im allowed to.
>>689330397
You started this. Its just your punishment.
>just imagine if they were auditRory
>>689331295
Rory-sama claimed
>>689331112
>>689331057
That's what I am saying.
But, /waifu/ is not a joke.
/waifu/ is something serious.
>>689331417
Brb, that 27 floor high drop is seeming nice.
>Actually, I wonder if there's a bunch of lights out tonight because of what happened this morning in Orlando
yami is best waifu.
Miho claimed
>>689331407
What? Look in the chat.
>>689331559
So you work in a multistRory place?
>Rory-sama
I don't have much time so I'll just claim.
2 more days
>>689331565
just cause i forgot to claim. i claim yami!
>>689331000
I re-roll to claim Akiko
tatsumaki is now /waifu/'s cumdump.
>>689331710
Hello squid girl.
Whats in 2 day?
>>689331000
Another
>>689331894
When I can come back to wife threads. Right now I'm visiting so I can't really get on.
>>689331218
Doesn't sound fun
>>689331417
For how much longer tho
>>689331295
You need to go to the grocery store and get something real when you have time
>>689331709
Just kill me pls
>>689331710
2 days? Till vroom vroom?
>>689331000
I'm gonna keep rolling till I can reclaim her
trips get
>>689332030
No, till I go back home, although that too.
>>689331000
Re-roll for steal Akiko
Boy. Some persistent shitposters today.
>>689332029
Until my mind overcomes the fear.
>if I rush it I get full on panic attacks
>>689332030
You wish to be shown purgatRory?
>>689331000
>rolling to return Akiko
>>689332016
Ok. Are you visiting someone or work?
>>689331000
Another roll for steal
>>689332241
Indeed
Roll for Akiko steal
>>689331559
>>689332030
Get that height advantage on your enemies
Why do i keep forgetting about these threads?
>headless robot claim
>>689332385
because they're not good anymore
>>689331000
I'm just gonna keep rolling
>>689332318
Read the filename
>>689332266
Visiting family. Happens every summer. Just went to mexico too. Here's a pic related.
>ika
>>689330519
how does one become a elitist?
>rolling for shizuru rattles
>>689332029
Oh, it's more the fact that I'm at work and can't leave the property. The 7-11 is on the corner of it so I can go to it. If I could leave the building for like, 20 minutes I'd go get a pizza or something.
I really should start cooking my own food and bringing it though.
>>689332218
Ohhh, godspeed to you then, Squid.
>>689332264
Brb killing self now
>>689332376
I already have height advantage though! Tall as fuck!
>By the way, I don't think I've come clean to you yet, have I?
>>689332502
>Passed by me
>Didn't say hi
Rood
>>689332264
Where are you sticking it ? Tfw I'm at work and I can't post /k/ related medical needles
>>689332441
In that case i'm leaving. bye
>>689332502
What you do in Mexico?
>
>Goodnight, Sugar.
>>689332473
Fuck no
trips get to re-cuck you
>>689332473
Again
This girl's just an angel.
>>689332454
>>689332473
Let's try my luck once more
trips get
>>689332582
Abdomen. Need to lift up my non-existant fat layer and keep an injection site flat.
As I said, the needle itself doesnt scare me. Its the fear of losing the dose more than anything.
> $1300 wasted
>>689332578
You're just in a transitRory state. Itll pass.
>>689332578
You aren't allowed to leave because it's an over night shift or at all?
>Come clean
A wiener is fine too
>>689332029
eh, i work at a stadium so sometimes its pretty cool, but tomorrow and the next couple of events are soccer matches so its beaner central pretty much, tomorrow includes jamaica so you also got that goin on. Not lookin forward to it haha
>>689332473
Last attempt was close, but this time I'll get trips for sure
Fuck you.
>>689332473
Once more into the breach
111 get for Akiko
welp, i gotta take my leave, stay cute waifu's! Ill seeya round :)
>>689332578
2:30am and then I leave. I'll be busy tomorrow so I have to wake up early.
Hey, first off I didn't go to San Diego, I went to calexico! Second, I said a couple days ago that I would be away from the threads for a while!
>did you feel the earthquake a couple days ago?
>>689332634
No! I just got here!
>>689332701
Nothing. At. All. Oh, actually I burned a bit, ate tacos and got an exact measurement of my weight. 44.5kg.
