>>689330120
I made my gf who was all liberal retard into a conservative.

>>689330120
really dramatic and she always thinks she's right about the littlest things

>>689330237

Same. shits not that hard if you arent a total beta cuck.

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>>689330120
it sucks, for all the talk of being anti patriarchal society she was a insecure airhead who had no concept of anything other than sewing/her hurt feelings/partying. could be exclusive to me but i'm hesistant to do it again, it's like dating a fucking 12 year old.

>>689330722

Partying?

Thats a surprise, I thought they all say at home on tumblr and drank tea or some shit.

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>>689330120
only once
I loved her a lot but honestly I was 16 so I am not sure if that would even count

but she made me cry once because she wanted to get a penis and I told her I wouldn't date her if she got one. dragged my friend into it and where I basically just apologized to him for being in the worst situation of his life

A fucking suicidal, depressed drinker. Slowly transforming into a transgender male. She was a cute punk girl, but once she started self mutilating her genitalia I was done

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>>689330867
i wish, and it wasn't fun partying either. going to shit dream pop shows and zine launches while her and her equally insecure friends point out who at whatever place was mean to them once 5 years ago and joke about the time someone did some gross sex shit to themselves like licking a butt plug after using it.

>>689330896

Most sjw grills dont want to get a penis because its betrayal to the feminist agenda. Google it.

>>689331146
fucking bummer dude

>>689331258

I thought all SJWs were into kinky shit. Why would they make fun of people for licking dildos?

>>689331146

Pics or it didn't happen.

>>689331440
oh you misunderstood, they weren't saying it was bad just calling each other whores in some half joking way

>>689330120
im dating one
imagine if she found sth in the begining she would bitch about it so i shown her the goodness of 4chan
also 99.999% of sjw love rape roleplay
about he self rightiousness just crush her her down with facts break her down and make her attached to u and boom u have a sex slave that wont ever cheat and if u push her enough u might get a threesome or another gf

dated and fucked one for 4 years. kinkiest girl i've been with, so i drop my personal values now to seek out sjw pussy.

>>689331278
it was also back in 2012

also what the fuck am I suppose to google?

>guide to be SJW

>>689330120
>>689330237
>>689330262
>>689330896
>>689331146
>>689331643
heres a question, who here will claim they dated one that weighed less than 80KG or 180 pounds?

>>689331729

Google your mom.

I know I did, she let me twitter her yahoo then I googled all over her facebook.

>>689332019
summer as fuck

>>689331893

Top kek

>>689332019
this is the most bizarre your mom joke ive ever seen

I dated one and we both wanted to try femdom. In the process of her sitting on my chest she started spouting shit about topping the patriarchy and i noped the fuck out of that.

Oh god where do I start
Actual trans sjw "boyfriend" who ultimately made me depressed and screwed around on me
Wiccan
Huge eyebrows
No shaving
Pussy tasted like iron and rot all the time
Huge weeaboo
Again, where should I start

I've dated like 7
I got sent to a therapeutic school when i was a sophomore in high school and that place was full of every unbelievably cringy stereotype you see in threads on here and i managed to fuck my way through 3/4ths of the girls there.

I did sort of. She wasn't a "real" SJW (was anti-abortion and claimed to be Christian), but she claimed to be bi and would go on about trans folks. She was hot and it was pretty fun for the most part, but in the end she was just too crazy and clingy to stay with long term.

>>689332486
holy fuck

good job man

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>>689332404
oh god the no shaving, you try and shrug it off and say ah whatever its not a big deal,but its like fucking your dad

>>689332404

I want to hear everything! Please enlighten me.

>>689331893
I'm >>689332404 and it was skinnier than me. Actually I think 100 lbs or less
Claimed to be good at cooking but made me eggo waffles all the time
Borderline autismo
Dark times for me

>>689330120
Yes but she was pretty good looking (half white and black). Small, skinny/very athletic, petite, great sex drive. She was extremely left wing. Classic leftist who comes from money but has guilt from all of their personal privilege. She went to Wesleyan College, because where else but there? She dated me out of this weird taboo because I was a conservative/libertarian republican. For her it was a thrill. Her mother even had asked her in private if I was a racist. She was a lot of fun besides the fact that she was a princess who wanted to be spoiled and only expected the best and was a complete psychopath. My advice to fellow anon is that even though they may be hot, never put your dick in crazy. Shit will ruin you

>>689332685
Im so glad eggo waffle skinny cunt treatment wasnt just me

>>689332019

Ban this faggot for using some lame ass dad joke

>>689332770
No intent on being around crazy. I just wanna fuck one.

>>689330120
i'd sooner lop my dick off

>>689330722
>it's like dating a fucking 12 year old
That's all women, get gay or get used to it.

>>689332938

Ban this faggot for making a reddit reference.
>Dad joke

gtfo summerfag

Found out my gf (ex now) was a feminist and accidentally found her tumblr blog with her feminist rants in it about 6 months in. It went downhill from there

>>689330120
>implying /b/ has ever dated anyone, SJW or not.

>>689333081

link or it didnt happen.

I live in Sweden.

So yes, everyone I've ever been in a relationship with has been a SJW.

>>689331258
OH AND FUCKING ALSO i'd have to hear about her mental illness every 5 fucking minutes,
>"ahmahgad life is so hard you wouldn't understand what its like to have mental illness, ahmahgad this is such a strain on my mental health"

nah bitch being awkward, eating like shit and sleeping till 3PM isn't a mental illness, you're just a WASTE OF FUCKING TIME.

>>689333186
you just need a hug from someone who wont think you are a cis during it.

>>689330120
Yes, it was a fucking shitstorm.
was 16 at the time, dating ULTOR femareaper.
broke up with her cause I wasn't knowledgable on SJWism, not to anyones suprise she said I sexually assaulted her one more than one occasion.
Whole school believed her dispite her not showing any evidence. All my friends turned against me and she shit talked and shit posted all around for about 2 weeks. I got fired from my part time job at Kmart. I got letters to my house, threats and insults. Assaulted, name called in public, arrested.
After that she had sex with some dude at school and lost her virginity to him, he told me about it. My family took her and her mother to court and I had the help of the dude who fucked her. We sued her for the cost of fixing vandalized property, and she had to get up infront of grade 10,11 and 12 as seperate and confess as well as get in contact with Kmart who recently fired me over her rambling to them. Now the girl has gone full emotard and spouts that I fucked her life up, 19 now. I fucked her a few months back and it was great.

>>689333257

What?

>>689332946
Sex will be good because of all the weird personal and political baggage. If you ever wanted to try something sexually (fetish wise) do it with one of the SJWs. But don't get suckered into being with them beyond a sexual level

>>689330120
I am right now, but then again I am also a SJW so who cares.

>>689332657
Well first of all I at the time was fetishizing transgendered people
The ambiguity was hot to me so that's what I wound up being into
Not how it started though
When we first started talking, disgustingly through tumblr(I conducted an in depth investigation of tumblr in which I was undercover- but that story is for another time)
Disgustingly I say because it was something home stuck related
At first it wasn't a big deal
I pretended to agree with the few outrageous things like other kin and that it was ok to be a gay trans person who showed no signs of actually being trans
In fact the person was female when we first started talking and sort of dating
We both lived in California so it drove up to meet me, we did things like
Fucked
Went to a hookah bar
Smoked weed and drank at my friend's house
It was pointless shit and then it was gone again
So I visited it a few times, the first time we literally just sat inside, had sex, he went to class, we played some video games, and I was introduced to its autistic Wiccan friends
One night I was fucking the hairball and it left the door open, we were on the floor and its dad walked by
It would tell me it's dad oppressed it and called it a faggot or not really trans
The big issue with that was they never really talked
And I don't remember it ever telling it's dad about the trans thing
The one thing I miss was the snake
It had a cool pet snake that was a sweetheart
But I'm pretty sure it's dying from fuckin Wiccan experiments the boyfriend thing was trying to do to it
Like incense oils in the dead rats and shit
I remember we'd sit around and the guygal would fucking read jimmy neutron fan fiction out loud to me
And Mario erotic fan fiction
I started smoking cigarettes I think as a way to start killing myseld

>>689333056
People have been calling things dad jokes since before /b/ even existed you dumb fuck.

>>689333272
Follow up.
Sued her mother cause she was un employed and minor

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>>689333272
breddy gud if true

>>689333374
please die

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>>689330120
my insurence forbids me to have anything to do with a sjw

>>689333374

tits or gtfo

>>689333447
>And Mario erotic fan fiction

>>689332486
Jesus.

Has your dick gone gangrenous yet?

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>>689330463
Same. For 1st wife and several earlier girlfriends. It actually took hold for wife, but not #1 girlfriend - she developed quite independent thinking which surprised and pleased me (more surpirsed than pleased, tbh).

And we're all friends almost 30 years later. Let that be a lesson to your young ass.

>>689332404
pics

>>689330120
thats a man baby

I love how LITERALLY NO ONE is posting pic of the girls they dated.

I'm assuming because they are lying or.... Rape allegations.

>>689333186
Dajta nån från landsområdet eller finland då.

>>689333637
Honestly for a good 45% of them sex was great. As long as you fuck them from behind because these girls are like 7/10 bodies with 2/10 gross fish faces

The hard part was putting up with their SJW feminist anti-white holier than thou bullshit so you can keep having sex with them

>>689330120

I went on a date once with one.
It was fun. Kind of a blind date, friend set it up.

Picked her up; opened the car door for her, which resulted in a disgusted/awkward stare, but no words.
We drove in relative silence to a nice restaraunt.
Opened the door of the restaraunt for her; she cringed and stared at me like I'd killed a baby turtle.
We sit down and order food, the waiter asks if we're ready; I do the "Are you ready" expression and indicate that that she could order first, should she like.

She gives me another disgusted look.

About 5 minutes later, before the food arrives, she casually states "So are you even aware what a misogynistic pig you are?"

I smiled, stood up, walked over to the waiter, handed him a 100$ bill and left.

Never heard from her again.

The friend who set it up apologized several times over the following weeks.

>>689333447
It would every day talk about transgender oppression and whenever I tried to bring up something that was actually an issue, it would get really mad at me for not focusing on trans issues
It made me sleep on the couch several times, threatening to tell it's dad I was forcing myself onto it because I wasn't focusing on the "right thing"
This is the point in my life where I began smoking enough weed to just be numb to the situations around me
I was at its friends house one night eating pot stickers when suddenly it's friend started talking about how there's a demon following me and I needed to be cleansed
I told them I needed a cigarette and went outside to smoke a joint and use a dab pen for a while
There was this guy, nicknamed Geners who seemed to be the only normal guy there
He was like me
Cynical, tired of the relationship, drained, but needed a place to stay and a warm hole to put his dick in
So we understood each other
We'd go out for cigarettes every chance we got and sort of complained in code
"She doesn't like it when I smoke"
"It doesn't like it when I talk too much"
"Hence why we smoke"

I also remember it playing endless hours of animal crossing because it said that was the only thing that kept it sane
It's 3 years older than me

I am quite the SJW myself, so yes.

Met a girl thru friends in another city.
Holiday back in city to spend a week with her.
Dog hair all inside a run down car.
Won't kiss me hi.
Her place ok.
Time to fuck.
Hairy legs.
Body odour.
Fuck her cause have thick 8 inch cock.
She comes x 2.
Next day she got menstrual flow.
Wants me to eat her pussy.
She hadn't showered either.

>>689330120

Yes, she calls me Daddy and we do Father / Daughter role play.

Can be a bit awkward when we are having dinner at her parent's place and she will say something like
"Pass the potatoes please Daddy"
and me and her Father both look around for the potatoes to pass to her.

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>>689333957
That doesn't really answer my question... But, hey. Good for you, kid.

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>>689334014

TITS OR GTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>689330120
yep, but it was not much different that regular girl. She loved me and was very tolerant of my opinions, though on the other people she went often berserk in debates. At home she was a completely different person that in public. I was fucking her in the ass and humilating her regulary and she loved it.

>>689333978
Still talk to Geners?

>>689333081
i wanna see this, bro

>>689334104
My dicks fine, i think i managed to avoid the ones that weren't clean, luckily.

Did have a few pregnancy scares though...

>>689333447
you are a SJW yourself.

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>>689334292

Gene Ween

>>689334172
Well, I am a bisexual anti-patriarchal white CIS guy, so tits aren't really an option.

>>689333978
Eventually it wanted an open relationship.
I knew I was in relationship hell, in a relationshit, a fuckstorm of stupid, but I had grown accustomed and comfortable with the repetition
I sort of agreed to an open relationship, saying only nudes online and kissing was ok
The next day it texted me saying it fucked the fiancé of the bitch who tried to exercise me
I told the guy who I connected with about it and he said "well good, now you have ammunition"
I used it for a while and cried like a little bitch because I was now uncomfortable
One big thing for me was getting out of my city
I'm from a pretty bad city, huge meth culture in Northern California. I think part of the crying was I knew the relationship was doomed and I was stuck, once again, in the hellhole that was my city
Until I did shrooms and told it one day that I don't think the gender issue matters, that it's not a big deal either direction and people should stop caring so much about identity
It got mad at me and eventually said it didn't have the capacity for love
Which was ok with me so I stopped talking to it
Then it posted on all forms of its social media that I stole from it, both money and physical items, that I misgendered it, and that I made its therapist no longer want to work, though I'm pretty sure he was talking about retirement before he met me

>>689334509

>Well, I am a faggot beta cuck who suck my gfs black bfs nuts while he fucks my gf in the ass, so tits aren't really an option.

>>689334292
I have tried, but he doesn't talk to me
I think he's started heroin though
His Skype statuses are pretty strange and existential now, as well as not making much sense half the time
>>689334429
Not really
I genuinely don't give a shit
I know there are two genders but I wanted to fuck something mysterious
I pretended to like things as a way of escaping my boring and shitty life
Grew up in a meth city and have been mugged several times, stabbed once, city had a monthly homicide rate of 72 at one point
Wanted to escape that somehow so I tried something different
I was younger, I was stupid
I've since changed
I basically played a character for a couple of years because I thought it would help me get away
Instead it just was a whole bunch of stupid

>>689333036
Personally I hate woman who act this way, they think it's cute but it annoys the hell out of me

>>689334934
you are a SJW

>>689334576
Please do you have pictures of said person?

>>689334892
You'd be surprised how easy it is to land pussy when dwelling with the other SJW. They (we?) tend to be very open minded concerning sexuality.

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1/2

>>689334892
>>689334509

Rekt.

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2/2

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>>689335065
Also
Here
http://caustic-chemist.tumblr com/tagged/me

>>689335184
>>689335229
Ah, I remember you from other threads! Thanks for the pics (and confirming).

I do know quite a lot of people following this aesthetic. Typically they're very nice. Sorry you got a rotten one.

>>689335229

That picture is a full on contradiction. Look in the background. This is funny as fuck.

>>689335423
None of them are that nice
They're all idiots and frankly pretty annoying
I only put up with it because I was stoned and wanted out of my city

>>689335397

http://67.media.tumblr.com/9d01c05babef24c4732654c495e3bbf1/tumblr_nzyikqHWan1sxnkcbo2_1280.jpg

Does it have a penis?

>>689335445
It kept that up as a reminder of what it "once was"
I'd point it out all the time and say it looked good back then
And the response would just be to add shitty eye liner to is acne riddled face with those giant rectangle drawn on eyebrows

>>689333965
Fucking kek

>>689335635
No
It's got an awful tasting vagina that actually triggered my gag reflex
And I don't have a sensitive gag reflex at all
I had to pretend to choke on its pubic hair because it was less insulting
But it literally tasted like rot

>>689335778
Were there any things sexual they wouldn't do because of their believes?

>>689330120
Well it was a really fast relationship
>meet this girl at work
>she' pretty cute
>find out she's an sjw because I said something about social just and she shot lighting at me
>we broke up shorlty after

>>689334994
Whether they show it or not, women generally are much like children their whole lives. With few exceptions, they cannot handle what men handle. Their idea of a hard day is what most men do regularly, and they cannot handle a hard day's work by men's standards-- they break down and cry. Think of every woman you've worked with: how many have you seen cry at work? Most. Now think of the men you've worked with: how many of them have cried at work? That's right, probably zero.

This is all okay, women are biologically different from men. But don't buy the shit SJWs are selling you about equality. There is no such thing.

Your best option is to find a woman that knows this, gives you credit for being a man, and will keep her piddly woman shit to herself. Find one that gets the fuck over being overwhelmed as fast as possible, find one that can at least somewhat control her emotions. Otherwise you'll have a life of suffering, and bending to the whims of someone that's insane my the standards of men. Or, be gay.

>>689335868

THIS

>>689335868
Actually no
It described it's self as hyper sexual
It actually handcuffed me to a post with a gag in my mouth and jerked me off until no more cum was left
Let me tie it up and throatfuck it and then anal right after
Drawer full of fuck toys
Too bad it was with an sjw yeti
And that face
Yeesh
Still can't believe I fucked Crunchy from Jumpstart

I almost dated this girl my one gf introduced me to. She was a qt Tumblr girl who posted filtered photos of trees and tits. We went on a date at Tim Hortons and she kept making remarks how the cashier was giving her rapey eyes. The cashier was my friend at my high school (she went elsewhere). I told her she was being stupid and that was my friend and she said I should be careful around him. I was like ok bitch I just want some lesbian sex.

Anyways, went back to her place, things got nasty, she had a huge ass bush but whatever. I stopped talking to her because she kept trying to invite me to her lesbian feminist book club or something. Who knows I could have been in a weird lesbian cult.

>>689336203
Tits

>>689336070
That's not too bad then!

I know how this is going to sound, but I have a thing for butchy/boyish girls, so I find their face quite passable.

Yep.
Comedy ensued when asking how they thought their assumptions made someone else feel.
>you can't be racist if you're the minority
>white male white male white male

Bitch, WHAT AM I?
>white male
Right. So you think if I started saying every time I wanted to talk politics how the white females are the issue, you'd get pissed off?
>BUT MY ISSUES
FUCK YOUR ISSUES. This is why patriarchy exists - because white females are too fucking obsessed with group think and go off on tangents totally unrelated to solving the fucking problem.
>that's offensive to me as a white female
NO FUCKING SHIT BITCH

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>>689333447
>mfw reading this story

so gross

>>689336037
You are literally autistic.

>>689336369

Nah.

>>689336375
Bullshit

>>689335778
Almost forgot
It had a heart problem and had a fucking pacemaker implant in its ass
Big rectangle with a cord and a huge ugly scar
Looked like something from a horror movie

>>689333617
Oh yeah dude
Bowser fucking luigi and rosalina finds out and tells daddy luigi
Also a koopa got fisted or something

All girls I've dated turned out to be SJW or feminazi to some degree. They were all attention whores so no big suprise that they want to adapt to the new trendy movements.

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>I made my gf who was all liberal into a retard conservative.
fixed. you seem to have misplaced your "retard"

im 21 old enough to go to jail

call me mercury or caustic or bec i guess uh. he/him pronouns. ive been on hrt since 23 may 2014

current identities:

afab trans surboy (100% dude + ~5% nb, but i dont claim nb status)
homo/bi/polysexual and romantic ?? (i like masc- and neutral-of-center ppl and sometimes fem-of-center people but that parts weird)
arospec, possibly aroflux and/or quioromantic
polyamorous
wiccan
cis/heterophobe, misandrist
queer af
im dating quinn (<– thats a link) theyre cute af im cryin g

secretly a team rocket grunt. seer of time, derse dreamer, peixes patrons

i like tattoos and reading and writing and homestuck and harry potter and lotr and biRDS and pokemon and butts and chemistry and music and snakes and like
a lot of things

ask me whatever ill probably answer

feel free to contact me with any concerns about anything i may have said or posted that could be problematic, or if you want/need me to tag something! i try to always tag food, nsfw, racism, sexism, transphobia, sexual assault/rape, abuse, and a bunch of other stuff im probably forgetting. my general format is to tag whatever it is, followed by a space and a few forward slashes (/) so that the tag cant be searched for

[as far as my privilege, i am: white, american, middle class, college educated, physically “able”, neurotypical?? (i dont know if ptsd, depression, and anxiety count, and i may be very mildly aspie but i have not been diagnosed with that one; either way i am not “psychotic” and idk if theres a better way to say that), cis-passing male, binary, dyadic. im gonna be a shitty person in some aspects, and please feel to wreck my shit (nicely) when i fuck up so i can try to get better]

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>>689334040
you didnt do it, did you?!

>>689334094
Mfw that was a joke on a tumblr post i remember from my sjw days

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>>689338909
You must forget where you are, cuck.

>>689338952

pls an hero. kthnxbai

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>>689339172
Oh I know where I am, monger.

>>689338952
Christ
Seeing it's name again makes me shudder
It's real name is Rebecca btw
Bec is the name it chose as its male name

>>689335181
Riiight, this totally doesnt contradict your entire belief system.

>>689339014
That's open for your imagination dear anon

>>689339381
I'm sorry.

I am quite into the SJW lingo, but this scribble puzzles the fuck out of me.

afab trans surboy
arospec, possibly aroflux and/or quioromantic
dyadic

Actually what?

>>689339067
Your sjw days? Dont tell me you were a self loathing white guy making posts like "lmao white ppl amirite xDD?"

>>689339565
It doesn't.

Of course the wording I used is, because this is /b/.

>>689332019
Kill yourself

>>689332644
How often do you engage in the father fucking?

>>689339781

Reddit memes... pls die.

>>689339692
I have no idea
That happened after I left

>>689340121
When did you leave? He's on hormone replacement therapy now. Do you know if he had top surgery?

I mean, good for him, hope it affects his life in a positive way.

>>689340279
I left about day 37 into hormone therapy
That's after he fucked the other guy and then said he didn't have the capacity for love

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>>689339172
>cuck

>>689340445
Ah yeah, that's that arospec thing I believe.

she was super hot, and smart. nice sense of humor.
but every time we hung out with my friends and started talking politics or anything related she would just get mad and bitch at me and my friends. literally called us all fucking retards.
but she was super kinky. she shoved my face in her ass like, every day and i found out after we broke up that sometimes she would take a mean shit before i would pick her up from her house and she wouldn't fully wipe.
kinda my thing and she was down for it

she had drug problems though. i was fine with weed but she always said she wants to do cocaine again.
haven't seen her in a while but i still miss that girl

>>689340648
Eh, I'm bitter but at the same time I have a better life now. Yeah, good for him and if it makes him happy I guess that's fine
But he does push his shit on people
And that's not ok
I hope it doesn't breed
And I am also going to bed now. Perhaps I'll talk about this again some day. Goodnight, /b/ros

>>689340867
Thanks, had a fun time. Nice to so you again after months.

Take care /b/ro.

You guys are all fags

>>689340860
she literally went to school for feminist studies or something like that
but got kicked out of school for cocaine

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>>689330463
Why do you keep posting this? Are you trying do social engineering via 4chan? lol that's so cringey

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>>689333272

Ohohohohohoho

i fucked this girl i met on okc like 3 times. she was always checking her phone like ever 5 muinutes, finally asked her what thats about and she shows me that she ran some kind of tumblr blog about womens right and shit. fucked her one last time and never talked to her again after i told her she's too in to her phone.

cool story rite

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>>689338986
That's a fucking good record.

>>689341324
rofl, amazing story

>>689341496
thanks bro. kind of wish i kept fucking her longer or made fun of her dumb ass more

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>>689340932

>>689330237
Bullshit

>>689330120
What's a sjw?

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>>689331587

>>689332019
what the fuck

>>689343058
strong jewish woman

>>689330120
Left me for an ugly autistic guy. Later wrote how she hated all men etc, broke up with him and is now apparently a lesbian. Found out she wrote a 15 page essay on how men are pigs, featured me.

Why would I date an SJW?

>>689343058
Sweaty jumpsuit whales.

>>689331893
>>689330120

I dated a passable (7/10) emo libtard vegan that I knew since school. Had a thing for skinny emo/scene girls.

She wasn't unbearable (or vegan back then) when we hung out but her friends were all fucking spastics. At the time I was in the infantry and about to go on my second tour of afghan, so they absolutely hated me.

I dumped her just before I deployed (safer option if you're not too sure about things) and since then she's degenerated into an absolute retard. Last thing we spoke about was how she thought horse riding was unethical and people should "walk their horses for exercise instead".

Haven't spoke since, wouldn't recommend the experience.

>>689333925
:3

>>689338952
kys yourself

>>689344134
8=====D O:
8==O:
8=====DO:

:3

>>689330120
Is her name Ariel? She looks familiar

>>689330120
Yep. My male date was a neofeminist. He started his rhetoric about 20 minutes into the date. I excused myself to go potty... and snuck out to drive to our mutual friends' house and... well, he never again even associated me with one of those entitled rejects with good intentions.

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>>689333272
ya did good.

>>689333965
This was good
But how did she react when you left?

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First one was real chill about most things, but she preferred no foreigners/"refugees" in her homeland.
Second one was a qt3.14 white power skingirl.
Third one was a white power nazi.

It was fucking great.
Pic related, third one and I in more or less full uniforms.

>>689330722
THIS

>I messed around with this one chick back in the day, in the bedroom she was amazing, but she was a spoiled brat.
>Years later we connect in FB , decide to have a drink. I'm married wear my wedding ring. After talking politics, I focus on where we agree, she gets so turned on that she gets out of her side of the booth comes to my side and starts kissing on me. We go to my truck, make out I reach down and grab her sweet, pale bottom and she kind of presents herself.
>My finger finds the edge of her butthole and my fingertip slides in. She's really turned on.
>Next few weeks we fuck like rabbits. I'm tall, chubby, but strong with a fat cock, albeit not a long one. She's thin, petite with a plump lil' rump. I dominated the shit out of her in the bedroom. I routinely sodomized her, dumped my cum on her and filled her but hole up balls deep with jizz. She fucking loved it. I can close my eyes right now and still see that glazed look in her eyes when I started to long dick her.

But being like all SJW's she started to run her fucking mouth. She took a women's studies course at the university and the pretentious cunt couldn't shut her fucking mouth. All the sudden she's a scholar.
I couldn't do anything without her engaging her suckflaps. If she saw other women in a restaurant she would talk loud and change the subject to feminism.

>Moral of the story is the cunt was only useful when she was getting fucked. She lives a miserable life pretending her thoughts are relevant and cannot keep a man around. She's in her 30's and struggles with paying bills. She's a mess.

>>689345003
That's not an sjw

>>689345222
That's my point. I was lucky as fuck.

>>689333272
This sounds a fuckton like my life about 6 years ago in high school, false accusations of abuse and assault etc., though the girl in my case didn't necessarily do anything against the law.

She still talks shit about it to this very day, post-college graduation, to the point where I'm much less upset about the past than I am about a person not being able to grow up. I've never had the satisfaction of being vindicated, and your story has warmed my heart in a wonderful way.

>>689333333

>>689345003
So you're a nazi?

>>689346499
It's a difficult categorization, but to keep it short, I consider myself a white pride skinhead.

>>689346727
I see.

I used to be involved in national socialist/white pride groups as well for quite some time, but somehow I (the way I look at it now) rehabilitated and I turned out a sort of SJW now. Of life, you crazy thing.

>>689330722
>like dating a 12 year old
so it gets the 4chan seal of approval then

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>>689346996
I used to be a punk with semi-nationalistic views and a general world view of individual anarchism and such bullshit before becoming what I am now. The working class skinhead way of life has rooted itself so deep in me I doubt I'll ever turn my back on it completely.

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>>689347197
I am all in favour of the working man's plight, it's really thge nationalistic/white pride thing that really got to me. I was always the odd man out in the group because I still held friendships with non whites. In the end I figured it was more somewhat on a phase, looking for an extreme subculture.

That, plus most people involved were halfway retarded.

Do you ever have second thoughts on the white pride aspect?

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>>689330896
Ping ding dang! Give this Person a medal!

>>689330120
Ugly.
Ugly.

Gotta be a lesbian.

>>689332404
Eric, is that you???

>>689348926
You there Bec?

>>689348165
Second thoughts on white pride and nationalism in itself? Never.
I did, however, feel a certain amount of doubt after I realized how utterly ridiculous some of the people in the movement are. Some I've spoken to are in no way better than niggers (I do differentiate between niggers and black people), and it shows clearly in their conversation.
As for the odd-man-part you mentioned, I'm more or less in a similar situation because I have absolutely no hate against homosexuals or transgendered people (with the exception of borderline illegal pride parades), but it's for my best interest I keep it unmentioned.

As for friendship with non-whites, I have zero experience on that because I live in a country where every non-white is either a student (a large amount of them were discovered to use faked documents and ID) or a refugee. The first refugee center built in here was firebombed three weeks after it was completed.

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>>689348926
>>689349031

>>689349031
No, it's Alicia

>>689336422
No, no. He clearly is just too alfa for you. Plus he ate a pill or some shit.

>>689330120
Currently dating one. Been together 5 years. Biggest argument we had was when she criticised my use of the word "female" saying it was sexist. I was livid.

>>689338909
Wow, that sure was a witty comeback. Try killing yourself next time

>>689349345
How did you end up here?

>>689338625
Ugh, right? Everyone I date seems to become one of those hopeless attention seekers who desperately wants to have depression and anxiety

>>689349726
It sure was better than your memetastic 4chinz trelelelele kys kek comeback you utter faggot. And i'm not even the guy you were replying to.

>>689341338
Word

>>689343277
Perfect

>>689332019

2/10 made me chuckle

>>689349100
I am actually very glad to hear you have such a liberal stance on homosexuals, trans people, etc. It makes sense as well.

The blind racism is a big problem within the movement. I have never really let go off my fascination of European history and culture, but the same goes for any culture worldwide, really.

The white pride aspect was simply bred out through logical thinking. Of course I hate niggers the way you describe them, but as it turns out, also within the movement itself, 95% of the human population if filth, regardless colour and culture.

In any case, hope you stay safe!

>>689333209
I literally hate this.

I have a friend that I've started hanging out less and less with.. because everytime I ask her 'What's been happening" it's all

Oh you know... MY DEPRESSION. My life is SO HARD and I can't get a good night's sleep or study or do anything except sit on my couch because I'm DEPREEEEEESSED

Fucking whiny cunts.

>>689333272
I'm sure you know what you're doing, but be careful, mate. She may still be trying to trap you or something

>>689331729
>guide to be SJW

I smell a project

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>>689350807
>hope you stay safe
Heh. I've heard that quite a lot, and for a good reason. There have been two attempts on my life and a massive number of face-to-face threats, though most of them were more or less fueled by alcohol.
Here's the aftermath of a russian swine trying to get me with a glass rose (the neck of a broken bottle).

>>689345003
>A Rammstein sweater
> A fucking leather jacket
That has to be the lamest most cringworthy attempt at being Skinheads I ever saw.

>>689351331
I won't comment on the Rammstein shirt, but the jacket is an actual bomber jacket. The old ones were made of leather.

>>689330722
Pretty much my ex, except replace partying with this

>>689330867

>>689351234
Glass rose? U mean nigger knife right

>>689351532
I suppose so. It's called "pudeliroos" or "bottle rose" in Estonian, so I wasn't sure how to translate it.

>>689330120
>Has /b/ ever dated an SJW?
yes, these will be the nastiest freaks you'll ever meet.

>>689330120
I have. It was terrible. Everything was an issue with her. Every other weekend it was "i have an assembly" or "i have a meeting with my grouos on facebook". She eventually left me because I wasnt serious about "real issues" and her sjw friends convinced her that was oppressing her by not allowing her to have sex with other people.

>>689330120
my gf is a blue-haired feminist but at least she's rational and isn't trying to castrate me
she has energy and passion and she fights for what she thinks is right
I can respect that, as long as she doesn't go full retard, which she doesn't because she's intelligent and not a feminazi
being myself a jaded nihilistic scumbag, it feels good to have someone with passion

>>689351234
That is what I mean man, I always shied away from violence, but that's obviously no guarantee. Beyond the violence, there's also police raids that really kill your spirit.

Just consider if it's worth it. There's also safe and positive ways of celebrating your culture.

Nope.
The problem is they'd probably get triggered 10 minutes after having a conversation with me.

But I wouldn't mind having some alternative pussy. Then again, normal looking women usually aren't SJW or similar sorts of degenerates.

>>689344999
she obviously complained on tumblr about this.
what's more funny is that I imagine her seeing this guy dating a cuter and nicer girl than her and having fun while she is wallowing there.

>>689351638
Heh, I just knew you were Baltic.

>>689333209
>>689350885
my ex girlfriend had actual legit depression (as legit as it gets, i guess), and that was the fucking worst. i couldn't imagine it being with someone who was just pretending. i'm a firm believer of giving yourself an actual reason to get up out of bed in the morning.

>what's that? you stay up all night, sleep all day, don't study, deliver pizzas for 15 hours a week, have 0 hobbies, 0 goals, 0 aspirations, and 0 motivation to better yourself in any way? and you don't want to get up in the morning? i wonder why???

I now almost exclusively seek out chicks who are "intersectional feminists" or have Tumblrs talkin about LGBT rights. Let's go through the ones I've had in Atlanta so far:

1.) L
>22, married, polyamorous
>Husband was a sissy-slave boy who made high 6 figures
>Loved watching me fuck her
>Loved eating my cum out of her pussy
>She was kinky as hell: loved getting rimmed, deep-throat like a champion, second best pussy I've ever had

2.) J
>22
>TONS of daddy issues from previous bad relationships
>Pixie haircut + huge, beautiful titties
>In public, was borderline man-hater
>In bedroom, she wanted to be tied up, called me "Daddy", and loved being spanked and degraded until she passed out
>Squirter, obsessed with anal
>Used to stick two fingers in her ass and spread her hole as wide as she could so I could fuck it as hard as I could
>First girl I've ever made squirt while fucking
>Best overall lay of my life

3.) S
>27, Redhead
>Only child, so super self-centered
>Had only dated girls the last 6 years
>Best blowjob I have ever had, hands down
>Tightest pussy I have ever fucked, hands down
>Never in my life has a girl so hateful towards men been so addicted to cock
>Not dating anymore, but she's so insatiable I see her 4 times a month for playtime

4.) A
>21, college student
>Marched with LGBT Alliance, founded chapter in her school
>"Intersectional Feminist"
>Can only get off while tied up and being called slut and whore
>Loves being pissed on and spit on
>Says things like "Make me your little cock slave, sir!"


Yeah, there's more from the past. The short-haired ones are ALWAYS the best lay, too.

>>689352504
> Legit
> Depression
Pick one. Depression is just another word for either "bored" or "lazy" or both

>>689353638
>this is bait

>>689352845
You lucky son of a gun. Got any more?

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>>689353638

>>689332019
so much summer in one post

>>689353638
don't get me wrong, i agree with you, that's why i said as legit as can be. however compared to 90% of the tumblrinas described in this thread, my ex's was actually diagnosed and being treated.

>>689349882
How does anyone end up anywhere?

You're anonymity is safe with me btw. I was wondering if you and Nicole were still together

Oh yeah, hilarious shit. She needed me to understand that she will always resent men because her mom and dad separated when she was a baby, but I had to have the most profound respect for Judaism because her father was jewish. Brain dead shit. Or rather, I was brain dead for dealing with it.

>>689356412
Well, I mean, quite the coincidence, no?

And we are, sort of. I do have to admit you are on my mind every now and then.

>>689332019
kill yourself

>>689356769
Yeah! You were an awesome roommate!! I miss having beers with you and playing DBZ

She rambled on so much and told me to read up, "aint nobody got time for that" proceed to fuck her for 6 months. The first month I immediately thought this would not be long because she ignint, I just wanted to suck her titties all day. Just doing the usual boyfriend shit "i really dont want to go mall shopping or listen to sjw speak"

>>689357274
Thank you, appreciate it, and DBZ.. Those were the times.

What's your take on Bec these days?

>>689332685
Oof, I hate that play. My last girl "loved to cook" as well. I had to teach her how to cook bacon and eggs & how to properly cook a chicken breast - not a joke. I think the ladies nowadays tell their new dudes they "love cooking', when what they mean to say is that they like when others prepare food well. Then you'll be springing for overpriced take out because they have a refined palate. They just don't want you thinking that just because you'll be buying take-out for as long as you are with them they don't want you thinking their refined tastes will be subject to something like Taco Bell or Wendy's EVER.

She also got me with the "I also love to read" chameleon move. Yeah, LOTR and Harry Potter.

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>>689330120
yes I dated one it was awful and she cried a lot and was a total cunt.
>upside the sex was always amazing
>other upside gave the best head of any chick i've been with

>>689357842
Who? Is that what Nicole is calling herself these days?

>>689358149
Haha, nah, nevermind.

How's your life these days?

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>>689358419
>>689358149
>>689357842
>>689357274
>>689356769
>>689356412
>>689349882
>>689349345
>>689349031
>>689348926
>>689332404

holy shit the samefaggotry is going trough the roof. kys anon you are pathetic

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>>689358935
No.

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anon, pls