>>689323400
faggot

>>689323597
That's the general idea, yes.

>>689323400
Does grill know you plow dudes too?

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>>689323400
Gas the kikes, race war now

>>689323683
Yeah. That's not her issue. It's that there's someone else.

>>689323400
Is that a girl ir a fag in the pic?

>>689323597
and he still gets more pussi then you faggot

>>689323834
Girl. Random from YLYL thread.

An hero

>>689323981
That's a little extreme.

>>689323400
Would she understand and let you come back to her, or do you lose her if you take a break to figure things out?

>>689324234
She's level headed for the most part, but a little rash sometimes. It would break her.

>Be 16
>Realise i'm bi

Stopped reading there. Faggot.

>>689324391
That really sucks, but I also totally understand why it would break her... Do you really think leaving would be best for you? Do you think you could salvage anything if you did?

>>689324631
Kek

I wonder the last time you were able to reach down to touch your own dick, let alone another girl.

>>689324712
Well.

It would be an understatement to call him the only person I've ever loved. So I want to really leave, but I can't hurt her.

>>689323400
>change fb name to something stupid idk
>get invited over to a party
>cool guy, cool gals, everyones older
>megan sempai is there
>buys me my firsts alcohol
>its jack danials
>underaged drinking
>party dies down
>cant get home coz cant drive
>host is actually a year older than me
>get invited back to his room to stay the night
>spoon all night
>next day dropped like a $2 hoe
>host just does this to all the cute asians
>my poor heart

>>689324897
Oh, I figured that you loved your girl too. Or at least couldn't stand to hurt her. It's a hard place to be.

Is he still into you? Do you think things would be the same?

Coming from a straight dude...
You're young man, don't waste your early adulthood in a committed relationship if you're not sue she/he is the one you really want.

That being said, you need to decide who means more to you. And you need to be 100 percent honest with everyone involved. Hearts don't do well with uncertainty.

In my relationships there is no "takiing a break and possibly coming back later." She either wants me, or she doesn't, and there are no second chances once she chooses someone else.

In the end, it's your life and your choices.

>>689323400
Tell her if you think she is cool with being bi. But if you don't intend on seeing Alex it is not necessary to share that with the girl.

>>689325248
I was talking to one of his friends, she said he still loves me. I think it'd be just like it was before should we meet.
>>689325296
This is the exact mindset I've had up until now. I don't want to restrict myself to a relationship with a girl that I'm now with out of habit.

>be me
>be 13 year old grill
>be in middle school at the time
>meet mexican goth/emo dude
>seems pretty chill
>crushed on eachother
>dated
>he got clingy asf
>weird asf
>wouldnt shit up about his problems
>each time someone would say anything about their life that was negative the faggot was quick to one up it
>he would say "well i was raped"
>thisfaggot.jpg
>he would also act EXTREMELY VIOLENT, which scared me
>he never would hit me but he was so violent and would talk about killing people
>got sick of his emo bullshit
>i was an emo too so this guy was insane
>he stabbed himsef with a pencil in the middle of fucking class and drank the blood
>paid less attention to him
>he came to school with eyeliner tears, like fucking drawn on wavy lines
>roll my eyes
>ignore him
>stayed with him for 3 extra months unhappy
>i knew that if i left him he would go insane and cut and cry, i'd be the villain
>so i had to wait for him to fuck up so he couldnt play the victim card
>he eventually wrote me another poem (he would write me notes and shit)
>this time it was a poem blaming me for all his pain
>even though i barely liked him anymore i ran to the girl's bathroom as he yelled after me and i cried i dont know why
>finally had grounds to dump him
>next day
>emo fucker tries to give me another note
>nope.jpg
>"no more notes hallister"
>i began to walk away
>he grabs my arm and says "NO please dont break up with me!!!"
>i said "no, we're done"
>escaped from his grip and walked away
>didnt show up to group that day
>heard he cried the entire day like a little bitch

>>689325515
If you don't feel loyal to your current gf, dump her. Otherwise you're just setting both of you up for more pain later.

>>689325515
Straight dude again...

The fact that you're seriously considering leaving her tells me you're not 100 into your lady.

I recommend you speak to her about this. She deserves honesty if nothing else.

I just hope you don't lose both... But even if you do, life goes on. The world is full of people.

>>689325515
Yeah, shit, that's...something.

Do you think this dude is the one? A one? What have you? I think that if you would hate yourself more for letting him go than for letting her go, you should probably go to him. It's going to be ass for her. But if she loves you, she'll get it, even if it takes her a while. Which doesn't mean she'll be okay dating you again, necessarily, just that she'll understand, yunno?

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> be middleschool, 9th grade.
> meet her.
> have ongoing flirty stuff that all teens do.
> take her to a movie.
> kiss her the once, was perfect, not even awkward.
> still be awesome friends after the fact.
> go to different highschool, but stay in touch. still_in_love.jpg
> but wtf hormones, meet diff girl. prolly trying to subconciously substitue. idfk.
> wind up marrying girl 2, am happy (holy shit its literally been 16 years)
>still friends with girl 1, still love her. but convinced myself along the way that her life is better without me.
>mfw am right all along. but fuck sometimes I wish i'd gone the other route.

>>689325844
>>689325943
>>689326009
Gimme just a moment, boys. In shop class, have to make some bullshit pencil.

>>689323400
i would tear that ass apart, even if thats a fucking trap.

>>689323400
>Faggot
>stopped reading at shitty french side.

>be me
>13 yo betafag
>cute goth girl in my class
>get very well along
>start to like her
>never confessed her my feelings
>she was single
>a year later I leave school cuz they caught me carrying a switchblade
>a month after that she got a boyfriend
It still hurts

My first love:

>be in 6th grade
>be cringey as fuck
>meet sorta weird girl
>become friends (I collected misfits)
>have crush on other girl for years
>get shut down by girl I was crushing on
>crush girl moves away
>start getting feelings for new weird girl over time
>hang out all the time, neither of us have many friends
>8th grade
>go through haunted house, girl holding onto me whole time
>she puts her head on my shoulder for the haunted hayride
>ohyeah.jpg
>about a month later I tell her I like her straight up like a doofus
>she's weirded out
>don't really talk to her for a long time
>9th grade
>girl dates a bunch of really shitty guys
>almost get in fistfight with one
>remember, cringe years
>white knighting doesn't work
>she eventually comes and says she's sorry she didn't listen about douchebags
>continues to date douchebags
>school ends
>mother dies of cancer
>never lived with dad
>move away to live with aunt and uncle
>grow up, stop being cringey fuck
>start getting fit(ish)
>work a lot
>have actual gf
>actual gf is crazy, dump her
>graduate
>kicked out of uncle's, move back home with grandparents
>start hanging out with girl again
>flirt a bunch
>leave for college
>continue flirting, talk about dating when I come back for Christmas
>Christmas comes, we get food and talk, never do anything
>kinda awkward
>we don't talk much after that
>from hours a day to a couple times a week
>last couple weeks she hasn't really responded to me at all

It's been a long time /b/, and I'm lonely. I'm worried that I'm starting back down the path of cringe.

>>689325829
Was said emo spick named Carlos?

>>689327214
no

>>689327206
DON'T READ THIS. NOBODY READ THIS.

>>689325829
Jesus Christ...

>>689327688
2 l8
Chekd

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ITT: lonely robots mistake tween lust for their first love.

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>>689327688

>>689328275
Truth.

>>689327688
Why?

>>689327688
It was the most pointless thing I've ever read in my entire life.

>>689327688
Just did, go fuck yourself

>>689328612
did you enjoy it faggot?

>>689328685
Sucked shit

>>689328275
Eh. I'd call my first major crush my "first love" even if I think my current girlfriend is the only person I've ever actually felt that complex an emotion for.

>>689323400
>monogamy

>>689329055
Generally the term "first love" refers to first major crush, so I'd agree.

>>689328924
The OP asked for stories, I gave mine. Sorry if it wasn't entertaining enough for you.

>be me
>be 25
>going on tinder because boredum
>tell random girls that ill spank their ass cheeks with a flip flop in a dennys parking lot at 3am
>tell another ill take her to the back of a sonic and go ham on her butt cheeks with a spatula
>responds with "yes daddy"
>wasnt expecting this to actually work
>never talk to her again

thats how my weekend went, how about you guys?

>>689323400
Had similar scenario, and what do you know, his name was alex. My thing ended in bad terms.I met him 4 years later, and reconciled what I could.
I still love him but I'm not sure if it's just him or the idea of him
I mean your first love always holds a special place, but I am trying to force myself to move on.
People change so honestly I don't think it would hurt to meet up.
My alex and I did coffee and Lunch and it ended more of a reminder of the past rather than a big " let's get back together fest"

>>689324391
are you going to smash him or is he going to smash you more importantly.

>>689323400
>Be me
>Be ugly
>Have nothing to contribute
>fml

I suppose I could post my story too, mine's just bog standard as fuck.

>be in 8th grade
>omega pussy
>known this grill since elementary
>are both in band class
>do a marching band thing to get a feel for it before high school
>starts raining after half-time show
>dismissed for the night, I just hang with her and some bros for the rest of the game
>notice she's a weirdo
>licks my hand to steal my soda
>bitchlikesme.jpg
>crippling self-confidence issues keep me from acting
>friends pick-up on me liking her
>harass my stupid ass until I make a move
>continue to not
>asshole friend threatens me until I write her a note
>she says yes
>field trip to local amusement park
>firstkiss.jpg
>breaks up with me a month later when she realizes I'm not a Jesus nut
>Jesus makes people retarded
>hung up on that shit for a year afterwards
>got better

>>689330350
id fuck you. probably. probably not. i like asains nigga

>>689330550
I'm hetero cis white male scum

also I'm too autist to fit in yet too normie to stand out

>>689330550
tfw you only like asians but live in murica

>>689330660
yeah im hetero white cis male master race too, college campus mang, asians everywhere. state university not sure about the filthy community ones

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>>689323400
My first love was this girl. I was 14,she was 17. Then she graduated and then I moved away. Recent pic I found.

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>>689331135
When we were together for that short time was about 20yrs ago but I've never forgoten her.

>>689331135
Is it just me or does she look vaguely like Miranda Cosgrove..?

>>689323400
OP is literally a faggot.

>>689331463
its the eyes and the semi wide face

>>689331463
In a way I guess. Lol. Is cosgrove hispanic?

>>689329912
I'm the masculine one. You wouldn't ever guess that I like dick. But take turns. Mainly him on bottom, though.

>>>689325844
He arrives today in about 4 hours. Going to meet him first. If it's the same spark as before, I'll wife him. So to speak.
>>>689325943
I'm not in love with her or anything. She's just good to me, good looking, great fuck, caring, nice family. I just don't love her.
>>>689326009
Alex is the closest I've come to 'the one'. He's the only person I've ever clicked with. The only person I've ever trusted really. I suppose I'm still in love with him.

>>689332172
You have to bring him a present btw something cute and not flashy

>>689332172
Rofl rip. Fucking clover.

>>689325844
>>689325943
>>689326009

>>689323400

Why don't you just meet up with him and hang out at a gay bar in Orlando or something?

>>689332314
He likes Thom Yorke. I was thinking concert tickets.

>>689332172
>I just don't love her.
>I suppose I'm still in love with him.

Alright. I know you don't want to hurt her, but you know what you have to do. You don't love her. You do love Alex.

>>689332361
>Mfw i'm an ex Muslim

That would go down great.

>was in 8th grade dated first gf, fell in love i guess, was with her for 2 years, moved away from her (at least 3 states away) kept it going for a couple more months before it all painfully ended. I am glad i am not with her lol

>>689332468
Is this straightfag? Yeah. I need to make our break up clean. Any ideas?

>Fifteen
>frequent chat sites because why not
>meet qt girl, aussie, 18
>forged friendship over mutual interest in WoW and gamez in general
>stay up until like 2-3 in the morning every night over the summer cuz time difference
>has boyfriend
> we still chat anyway
>eventually come clean about my feelings
>she feels the same
>pseudo-date behind boyfriend's back
>only sexted, nothing big
>they break up
>we hit hard times too
>she wants me to come visit
>i'm from america wtf
>surewhynot
>do because family's loaded and stupid
>stay alone for a week with her
>everything goes wrong
>cool place though
>go back home a wreck
>still can't connect with anyone like that
>eight years have passed.

>>689332437
Nah too big, I'm thinking something cheesy, I'm a sucker for corny shit. What about a Thom yorke CD. I got a guy as seen on tv moon sand once and he thought it was stupidly cute and funny.
You could always do flowers to be classy

>>689329727
This is brilliantly funny

>>689332633
Nah, I'm the one that asked if she'd take you back if you left for a while.

I'm not sure how to make it clean. Tell her that you still love him, definitely, but beyond that, I'm not sure.

>>689332698
A mix tape? I know all of our favourite bands. I can even record myself between songs.

>>689332636
What went wrong? If I may ask.

>>689332854
I think I'll wait until he has been here for a week or so.

>>689332870
Yess, but a ridiculously cheap CD player or cassette player too or something. Make him remember you the way you remember him

>>689332925
For whatever reason I'm more confident talking to pretty girls when I can exit at any time. Also the age difference was more noticeable, even though I told her I was fifteen in the first place. Either way I basically shut down. Turned into a nervous wreck, tried too hard to be funny, just 180'd from a genuinely entertaining, thoughtful person into the saddest cringelord imaginable.
Fucking awful.

I still say break up with your gf. You clearly don't love her, why prolong the pain? Worst case scenario you break up with her and Alex doesn't want you back. Sucks, there's far worse things than being without a date for a couple weeks. Like dating someone who isn't interested in you. Which your girlfriend is currently doing.

>>689333011
Thanks, anon. I know he'll love it.

>at school
>share first 3 way kiss with twins
>in love with both
>one a little more than the other
>lose contact when change school
>dreaming about her since
>20+ years later
>get new job that gives me access to lots of peoples details
>look up twins
>find one I liked the most on the system
>she has thousands in debt
>she has 5 kids with different surnames
>she has rich history of arrests
>decide to make a visit to her address anyway because damn she was beautiful
>knock knock
>some hideous mongoloid featured fivehead creature opens the door
>hey is lynne here?
>i'm lynne

>>689333129

was she 30 or something nigga

>>689333129
Nah, being more confident over text than in person is super common. You probably weren't as cringelord as you thought you were, for what it's worth.

>>689333533
18, with me turning sixteen in the month after i finally visited.

>>689333564
Well, even with video chat and speech, I mean. I didn't sell her anything I wasn't.
I suppose so, thanks man.

>>689333361
what the fuck