Get me nudes boys.
>>689299207
Do you perfer futa or bestiality?
>>689299207
Why haven't we fucked yet?
Self bump
>>689299207
conversation is already going nowhere you fucking idiot/ just ask for nudes and if she says no don't respond, wow easy
>>689299506
Nigger fuck the nudes
i killed the dog
Come on guys get a 2
Why haven't we fucked yet?
'Would you fuck me?'
lets go to the woods
quint
Shit guys here
ur cool hehe xDD
ur dad is a nigger
How horny do I make you?
Wanna swap?
>>689299207
>playing games
you messed up right there. thats not interesting to girls at all. you are also supposed to ask her how she has been too if you want nudes or pussy. she seems uninterested and the conversation is going nowhere. you failed.
>>689300371
>>689300164
Big mistake buckaroo, now you aren't gonna get nudes at all.
wanna play the rape game?
>>689300734
I just wanna fuck with her the is a whale anyway nudes is just a b8
ive always wanted to fornicate with a whale
On a scale of wet noodle to .306, how are your nipples on a brisk autumn day?
post her reply faggot
Is she from Louisiana
are your nipples as long as mine? xDD
>>689301312
Yup
>>689301217 kek
Lets cut the shit. Im attracted to you. Youre attracted to me. Lets get together, take off our clothes, maybe drink some wine, and piss on each other sexually.
>>689301475
Ask her how big Johnathon is, and if she wants bigger.
Say
>give me nudes or my thread will 404 like all those gays in that bar.
I want to make the sex at you
If I've learned one thing in my lifetime it's that I'm worthless. It's not that I wanna die. I'm just tired of feeling so helpless. Please show me your butthole.
why do you want nudes from that whale
I'm sorry for all this. I'm just really nervous because I'm planning on shooting up an airport in the name of Allah.
>>689302244
double dubs
ya gotta say it, OP
>>689302165
>>689301973
Sorry I just watched a really good documentary on the male nipple so it is on my mind. Anyway, let's say you me and Jonathon try what I like to call 'Admiral Akbar at the Cock Bar'
If I had to pick one person to fart on my tongue It would be your sister but you'll do fine too
>>689302177
Checked
>>689302244
roll
>>689302600
lol
Teehee sorry for being so.... AwKwArD :3 its just been one of those days XD BANANAS! Ha just being a lil rando rando (>*<) any way, idk i think youre pretty cute and stuff *shuffles feet* do u think im cute *hides behind hands*
tell her she's going to go into a diabetic coma anytime now.
>>689302407
Fucking kek
Roll
>>689302724
You made me grit my teeth
OP, say this pls
>>689302800
DUBS DONT LIE FAGGOTS
>>689299207
"Do you have a hot friend who can give me nudes?"
Send this picture to her saying you're prepared to die for Allah
>>689302999
do it for trips
>>689302999
TRIPS DONT LIE FAGS
>>689303009
>(You)
FUCKING ZOZZLE
>>689303009
>>689301973 (You)
Good job
>>689303073
THIS
H
I
S
>>689303007
the ass was fat
>>689302999
Type it nigger, I'm a a lazy fag on his phone
Wtf
>>689302724
Roley
>>689299207
>Get me nudes boys.
Send this without context
>>689303073
rolling
>>689303301
why are you doing this, Gabe??
>>689303073
do it
>>689299207
Why the fuck do you want nudes from a pasty white chick? She's obviously fat, stop it.
send this
>>689303543
fail as shit
I come from a land down undah, come to lick yo pussy like allah
Please can I just practice my sex moves on you? You can practice on me too, we can experiment lots of things and figure out what works and what doesn't. I have a respectable 6 inch penis.
>>689303543
Oh shit nigger
>>689303377
>>689303737
What the fuck did you just fucking say you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>689303314
You suck
>but u have to..be my girfriend!! *snickers nefariously* /thinks to self/ 'man, if this works, I'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and I'll ride the cool roller coasters! c'mon, luck be a lady tonight! *crosses fingers and gulps* s-so.. *adjusts collar and looks firmly* what do you say to my proposal? *waits patiently*
Welp, OP is kill.
Nigger
listen babe, clearly from your response earlier you've thought about my dick. Jonathan doesn't have to know if we send each other nudes. I'll show you mine if you show me yours. Besides you and me would make a better couple than that cheating fucktard. Remember the reason you guys broke up before? Who was there for you then?
>>689304250
Rollin
>>689304162
rollin or just say this op
>>689304250
Ah fuck it why not. Rollin
Johnathan's not rockin this 2 incher babe, now choose correctly this time
>>689302012
Rolling for this
>>689304250
Something inside me...
ROLLLLLLL
For every nood you send me I will pop a single grape up my ass hole
Ah fuck it why not. Rollin
>>689302012
>>689304506
The absolute madman!
>>689304506
Who the fuck is Cari? And why does she care if you like the Sims?
I want nudes from Cari.
>>689304500
Dubs of truth!!
>>689304673
rolling for this lmao
Send her this:
A muslim walks into a gay bar. The bartender asks what he wants. He says, "I'll have some shots for everybody!"
>>689304506
I'll give you $20 for nudes I swear I won't show anybody I just... have to know. Please just this once I'm begging you
>>689302012
Rawlins
>>689304846
rolling
>>689304922
Winrar?
>>689304846
Do this
why do you want nudes from Sarah gross
I've been descovered
>>689305079
send her a terrorist thread
>>689304673
Roll
>>689304846
rollin
>>689305079
Ask what is 4chinz
>>689305079
THE WHALE!! SHE KNOWS
>>689305079
Tell her to put a shoe on her head
ABANDON THREAD
>>689304846
rolling 2
I have dreams every night about me coming into your house and choking you to death and fucking your dead body, and when i wake up, i have a diamond hard boner, is that weird?
>>689305079
Well naw shit. You posted her kik instantly, some shit probably let her know immediately.
>>689305255
Winrar
>>689305292
Or better yet, SHARPIE IN POOPER
>>689305079
Only if you send me moods I won't post em I swear!!
>>689305358
Kek roll
>>689305079
>>689305079
Tell that piece of shit that she doesn't know how 4chan works and that she should kill her self Because shes a fat fuck anyone she dates is using her
>>689305358
Rolll
Hi tuesday, how's it going?
>>689305482
Winrar
>>689305482
reroll for this
>>689305446
Rollin
O shit we've been spotted
SKATTER
What's a 4chan?
>>689305079
Which one of you fags was the white knight
>>689305446
>too straightforward
>lurk moar
>>689305599
Double dubs!!!
Tuesday show tits.
>>689304922
>>689299207
op you dont want to get laid by that thing...trust me, ive been there, its not a good place
>>689304673
Re this guy
>>689304739
My girls name is cari, and she plays sims. She been sending nudes again?
>>689305909
say you're going to kill her family and any other infidels you find along the way allahu akbar!
>>689305079
Not shit moron. Fucking you posted her user name. What the fuck did you think was going to happen. You've literally got a site of basement dwelling perverts.
>>689306064
You live in Louisiana?
>>689305079
ABANDON THREAD BOYS
>>689305358
This
>>689305909
Haha fuck it all right?
This
Op say:
>pls respond
>>689300190
>>689300190
i can't believe i lost to this
NIGGERS
>>689306296
Yeah, if you send me a pic of the cari you're talking about and it's the same bitch. Then I'll dump my nudes of that cheating whore
>>689303009
>op is a fucking retard
>it's fine because the bitch is also a fucking retard
kek I guess
>>689306669
Wut
>>689303049
Roll
>>689306669
???
It's her bf KEK
>3 decides
>>689306678
Bitch looks like shit. We didn't want her nudes anyway
>>689306970
Send me a dick pic so I can send it to her saying it's mine lol that'd be great
Can I stick my dick in her fat folds?
Ask him for dick piccs
>>689306673
Her?
>>689306970
Hes fucking retarded to be dating that whale.
>>689307107
reroll
Can you suck my benis since your gf wont? I want you to pretent to be benito mussolini with mayonaise on his hands.
>>689306970
Wasn't his name Jonathan? Also he's handling it pretty well lol
>>689307207
reroll 2