because I have a bf

>>689281749
Because I am an awkward, antisocial guy who stays on his computer all day.

>>689281749
Because I'm married

>>689281749
Cause I have 2

>>689281749
Having a wank is less expensive.

Previous gf cheated, now I'm taking a break from serious dating and just fucking around with random girls for a bit

Because I'm a miserable fuck

My wife doesn't want me to have one.

Cause gay

Because I like my money and my sanity.

>>689281749
Because the girl I'm banging doesn't want titles.

>>689281749
Kinda healing myself from most recent relationship that didnt work out.
Fucking few girl friends of mine, but nothing romantic, no feelings from my side.
I feel like I need to be alone on my own for some time before I feel ready to commitment again.

>>689283009
we're both cucks but I'm in the same boat

It's because I dont have time for women

I am trying to finish my undergrad in computer science and then I will get a sweet job and order a bride from China.

I already have her picked out.

cause i rather be here on 4chan
and im kind of fat with low self esteem

>>689281749
married to a man

>>689282833
Your wife sounds like a bitch.

Because ugly

>>689283246
you homo

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>>689283139
In my case, we're only banging eachother, and I'm in love with the girl. I should not rely on it maybe happening, but fuck is she awesome.
Pic Related

>>689281749
I'm 37 bald, fat, have a 5" cock and I'm poor. Gee I wonder why I don't have a girlfriend. The only thing I'm good at is making booby traps tinkering with electronics and shooting shit.

>>689281749
I'm a broken person. Deep in depression and no female would want to have a depressed boyfriend.

>>689283180
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>>689281872
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>>689283202

All a bunch of homos. Quit lyin.

I'm 28 and never had a girlfriend. Mostly because I don't need baggage

I do have one

>>689283562
lying about what? I'm gay, what did I lie about?

>>689283518
>>689283202
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>>689282138
All these

>>689283562
Dayum you got me.

>>689283693
>I'm 28 and virgin by choice

>>689281749
I don't talk a lot

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>>689283388
damn skippy

also checked

>>689283763
>virgin
No kek

>>689283480
Don't give up. There is a girl for you. I promise. Just be yourself. Don't project insecurities and be humble without self deprivation. You got this /b/ro

No one compares to my ex who I miss all the time, so I just use women to satisfy my sexual needs and move on.

>>689281749
I have autism and I don't like relationships. No gf. No friends. I don't talk to my family.
>work
>shitpost
>sleep
>repeat

ugly:/

>>honest answer only
all this niggas lying and projecting in a anonymous board

>>689281749
My only interest in women is sexual, and I can just have a cheeky wank, m8 without having to put up with women.

Because she broke up with me a month ago, now she comes in to the pub I work at and stalks me once a week with her mother for company for about 6 hours complaining on snapchat about me not giving her attention

>>689281749
well i'm ace so i don't find people sexually attractive and most people on this planet are dumb as fuck to realize everything in this world is shit

>>689281749
Cuz I'm fat. Ugly as fuck, retard when it comes to flirting, almost no social life and I can keep going

>>689283943
There are several but they will be fat and unattractive so I am pretty much going celibate till I die. I refuse to pork that category of woman trust me they try to crawl in my pants weekly.

>>689284288
>well i'm ace

Ventura?

>>689281749
Testosterone tanked at 20.
Insurance says I don't need testosterone anymore so won't cover it.
No longer give a fuck about pretty much everything.

>Overweight
> not attractive but not ugly
>awkward, no self esteem/confidence
> crippling anxiety
>think I have a small cock (little over 5.5 inches) and won't live up to a woman's expectations

Pick one. Thus is as honest as I can get

>>689284670
pet detective, at your service

Because I'm gay?

>>689284724
Lol you're literally me

>>689284724
Are you me?

I actually have a slightly above average sized cock 6.25", but I always thought it was small so never did sports (changing rooms) or wanting anyone to see me naked.

>>689281749
The guy in the picture looks like a guy I knew in high school. Weird.

>>689284852
>pet detective, at your service

Alriiiiighty then.

too cute

>>689285039
>cock
timestamp you cock

>>689281749
cause my wife would be really pissed if I had a girlfriend.

>>689285203
>timestamp you cock
No. Go to a gaybar in Florida, you fag.

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>>689281749
because married

>>689283450
Is her name Sara?

I am a hopeless romantic who is stuck in the past. The girls I advance on have boyfriends. My friend with benefits is a side project. The woman's number I got (28) is going through a divorce. One potential girl was friendzoned by me back in high school....

>>689285017
>>689285039
Glad I'm Not Alone

just broke up with the dumb cunt, she is a whore and a suboxene fiend, I hate her and hope she has a long and stressful life

because nobody likes me

>>689284288
Agreed

>>689281749
I don't wanna be tied down to just one

Alpha checking out.

>>689282514
This is a smart man.

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Because I have a sexual fantasy fetish where I will go near the nearest sleeping females pull down their pants to get to some leg hair, the sight of the hairy forest on her old boney legs makes me rise to the sunset, I occasionally have snuggle time with my mother when she's sleeping in her bed I stuff my face into her leg most of the time but now I've started to lick the sweat of her as I shake her lovely leg hairs, Ibe been doing this ever since I saw the sponge bob episode where they were near sandy hibernating, I've always dreamed of stroking those hairs as her body heat makes my hand moist.

>>689285970
same, it sucks too because when i'm alone i just dwell on everything i hate about myself.

>>689286243
What the fuck

>>689286243
That's fucked anon

>>689281749
I'm 21 y/o kissless virgin, wanna know the saddest part? I'm on a long distance relationship with a 15 y/o girl
>inb4 cat fish
We have talked via skype several times, and I make her made a time stamp when We began dating to assure that she was real

>>689281749
Last one I had cheated on me for some nigger named Tyrone or some shit like that. Fucked him in my bed. I ended up kicking them both out on the spot when I walked in on that shut. Haven't had any real desire to get a relationship since

>>689286243
kill yourself hair living faggot

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>>689286243
>I've always dreamed of stroking those hairs as her body heat makes my hand moist.

>>689283562
>yfw no (You)
why live

>>689281749
Because at the end of the day, I still haven't met anyone I like.

>>689281749
Because I have had repeated traumatic experiences with women from birth. My mother is fucking nuts (several severe mental disorders) and every woman I've ever let near me scared me shitless with their lack of compassion/empathy. I am a VERY happy bachelor. No sense in changing that.

>>689286243
Why go for an old prune when there are lovely 20 year old legs

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>>689286243

I'm an impulsive person who can't focus on one thing, so I loose interest pretty quickly in the girls I'm dating

>>689286243
>fantasizes about leg hair but not pussy

>>689281749
Honestly I talk to lots of chicks, but I don't have the balls to ask anyone out. I'm just gonna wizard it

I can't say the word date without feeling like shit.
I always wait too long because I like movie moments.
I push away girls who do like me.

>>689281749
because theyre expensive.

>>689286522
Your a pedo kill yourself.

>>689286099
Not this shit again...

Alpha checking out.

>>689284724
god damn man, are you my clone? even our dick size is similar. except im a grower not a show-er so i probably have lower self esteem

because I study mechanical engineering xDDDDxdDS

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I make ~$150,000/yr, I own my own house on two acres of mostly wooded land with 500' frontage on a salmon river and 200' feet of frontage on the lake feeding said river. I own a WRX, a Ram 1500, three motorcycles, an ATV and a snowmobile. I've been to five countries in the past year, visit my brother in another province every two or three weeks and usually pick up a cute young thing at the bar when I'm there.

Why the fuck would I want to tie myself down? I'm never getting married and having some whore avail herself of a divorce and half my hard earned shit. I had a vasectomy five years ago because all my friends have kids and they're poor, miserable shells of what they once were. I'm loving life. Die alone? Yeah probably, in a skydiving accident or motorcycle crash.

Had a few girlfriends. Biggest love turned out to have schizophrenia. Gf after that was a bit psycho. Tired of it.
I hook up every now and then but I don't want a relationship at the moment.

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>>689286243
(You)

>>689285641
fuck you and your shitnoise we wanna see some cock

its not the fact that im a 25 year old kissless virgin that keeps me down. its the fact that I am so undesirable, that no one even wants me at their drunkest.

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>>689286788
here you go, we do care.

I'm 18, haven't had a girlfriend yet. Not kiss less but nothing 'official' either. I found its a waste of time in high school and i focused on my studies instead. I got into Harvar/Princeton/Yale and will be studying finance. I'm going to generally avoid women until my career is set because of the destructive power they have just by crying rape. I won't fuck unless it's hidden camera taped. its a bad investment right now

i have a small dick and balls so i dont even bother trying anymore,i just jack it

God, Sasha Grey really let herself go.

Anyways, I don't have a girlfriend because I hate being around women.
>inb4 closet fag

>>689288022
It's the fact that you're insecure. Women hate that. Grow some balls.

I'm 18, haven't had a girlfriend yet. Not kiss less but nothing 'official' either. I found its a waste of time in high school and i focused on my studies instead. I got into Harvard/Princeton/Yale and will be studying finance. I'm going to generally avoid women until my career is set because of the destructive power they have just by crying rape. I won't fuck unless it's hidden camera taped. its just aa bad investment right now

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Im actually thinking about breaking up with mine

because i just broke up with her, but luckily im fucking this girl ive wanted to fuck since i was 15 so everything is going pretty good rn

i had one about a month ago, but she left me. she felt as though she would have to take care of me the way she did with her ex. she told me "i already have a kid" a couple of nights after i had a panic attack in her bed after having been awakened abruptly.

i also don't have my own car and i live at home, but i'm saving money i earn as a cook to be able to buy a car and eventually move out. i'm hoping i'll have all this done by the end of this year.

also i'm fat and unattractive

>>689281749
We broke up a month ago; 6 year relationship. Don't know how to talk to girls. Cant go to bars cause have 2 DWI's and would look fucked up taking my car/taxi to bars.

Because I'm a nignog robot and I have crippling autism...

"Why don't you have a girlfriend anon?"


>because I have yet to meet a girl who can even compare to my IQ. Some would think that I would become lonely in the long midnight hours, however I am comforted by the knowledge of my vast intellect. The cold of the world is repelled by the warmth of understanding. The ignorance of daily existence kept at bay by the enlightenment my mind allows. In this, I am free.

>>689288045
Just don't do anything too 'aggressive' to any girl that's not experienced. No need to scare yourself away from women entirely; as long as you don't get married (and always pull out) you're fine.

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>>689283480
Hey. I'm also 37 and fat!! Let's see your pic. Here's mine.

>>689288045
if thats your plan then dont ever date/fuck anyone younger than you are. not even by 1 year. look for older women.

>>689288501
Hello cringe, never thought I'd see you here!

>>689288501

Translation:

>MLP
>fedora
>neckbeard
>acne
>obese
>lives with / or dependent on mommy
>anxiety
>social phobia
>libertarian

Because my right hand cant say no.

Because I'm a fat fuck

>>689281749
because ugly and autismo

>>689287487
I'm a grower not a show-er also soft I'm like 1.5 hard I'm 5.7 like I said in my original post

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>>689281749
because I met the love of my life and then in a moment of blind idiocy and emotional immaturity, I cheated on her. She found out, rightfully dumped my ass, and now I'm settling into a routine of mediocrity, understanding that I'll never meet anyone like her ever again.

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>>689281749
I do have a gf, u silly willy

>>689281749
I ACTUALLY ENJOY BEING ALONE AN JACKING OFF FOR NOW

>>689281749
i drink too much, have commitment issues, am a selfish lover, don't have a lot of time, only want a girl who doesn't want me back, find it hard to talk to people, and i'm generally unpleasant to be around (boring, always one-upping people, never compliment only put down, very critical of others mistakes, find it hard to keep up with intelligent conversation, don't like others talking around me and not paying attention to me even though i have nothing to add to the discussion)

I'm ugly, handicapped, and middle-aged. My handicap has fucked up my face a little. To the point where strangers will mention it. (Gee, I never knew! THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW, STRANGER)

On top of it, I take care of my mom and live with her. She was committed when I was a teen and she's never been quite right since.

Line up, ladies.

>>689281749
Because I'm a romantic becoming more and more disillusioned by the second. I also drink too much and the girls I meet an hour before last call are usually not looking for anything serious. When I do meet someone nice I also don't read the signals properly (I know the signals in a bar, just not with someone more meaningful). And if I ever do manage to have a calm night with a lady friend it takes about half an hour before some debaucherous instance from the past chimes in, be it a lady from two months ago or some dude asking how the "Hank Moody life is."

I did have hopes with an old friend, but being the asshole that I am I chose my future of success at my dream grad school over the one we both got into. In her own words, "great now you can move to LA and marry some air headed blonde." We did go on vacation to the other side of the equator several months back, at the peak of our chemistry. But as I said, I'm the romantic that wanted the movie-style moment and I waited too long. In short, I came back and drank myself to oblivion and at this point no bottle of whiskey or lady next to me can satisfy me. I've never been more disillusioned by life, success, and finding someone for a night, a year, or a lifetime. My only goal now is to get my name solidified in history and die before I become an old fuck.

>>689281749

Because i'm not interested in women at all.

>>689283450
This girl looks familiar is she from upstate newyork?

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>>689281749
Pretends to like genetic females but find them lacking,

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A: I'm gay as fuck.
B: I have a cute, feminine boyfriend.

I'm currently in a ldr and things seem to be going well.

>>689291527
Try not to get killed by ISIS

>>689284288
Sums my sitch up pretty well

>>689281749
That boy looks underage so that girl must be too.
Mods do your fucking job. You ban me for posting cute little girls but turn a blind eye to obvious teen porn

>>689291689
Eh, I don't live near any sandniggers, nor do I visit clubs like that.

>>689281749
Chronic procrastinator. Literally hold off getting a gf

Because I'm married.

Wife is out of the state, but I still can't find any ONS or FWB so FML I guess :)

Also 30s and overweight. Having a good job and nice car just aren't as catchy in the age of Tinder.

>>689281749
Somehow I'm losing interest on womens

>>689289738
Bruh, you're basically me

>>689292980
Gay?

>>689281749
around 150 pounds ago, she would have been hot.

>>689293073
Well I'm glad there are other people like me. Makes me feel like less of a piece of shit and makes me feel like I'm not so different from the rest of.tje world

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>tfw you have many options for girls to date but you just fuck them instead
>tfw you've never had problems with woman because you aren't socially retarded

>>689293084
No, I'm not.
There are girls that I think they r cute but I don't ever see them as a potential gf / side fuck.
Girls would flirt with me but I don't have any interest on 'em anymore.

>>689281749
Most girls are a pain in the ass. Having fuck buddies is better.

>>689281749
She's in love with someone else

>>689293669
Well... I'm not gonna lie I'm more like 6" hard, but not far off regardless. How tall are you?

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>>689281749
I'm a sexually repressed 21 year old Bisexual.

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>>689293868

>>689294267
6'3" 285lbs 20 yrs old

>>689281749
There's a girl I've dated on and off for a while, but I don't want to marry her. Basically just someone to keep me company until I find my soul mate.

>>689294451
Oh wow. 6'1 235lbs 19 yo

>>689293669
oh no dont get it wrong, all of you are pieces of shit

I make to much money to have time to have a leech. Fuck them and that's all. I stop talking to girls I stArt to feel anything for because I don't want love in my life it will ruin everything I've worked for.

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>>689294829

>>689294658
Same same... but different

>>689294320
The fuck makes you "sexually repressed", nigga?

>>689295177
But still same

>>689287848
This faggot thinks 150k is a lot of money ... enjoy your middle class big dog ... way to brag about mediocrity

Haven't put myself out there because of low self confidence.


been going to the gym to try and help, but still hate everyone and myself.jpeg

>>689295378
It's enough for a comfortable and enjoyable living...

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Because I hate everyone and everything

>>689295090
you got me man. enjoy being forever alone though

>>689295287
Don't have sexual relations with either gender.

>>689281749
The girl Im interested in is moving out of state. Feels bad man

>>689296031
> implying I've never head a gf

>>689296121
im straight and also am not having sex with either gender
am i a 'repressed' bisexual too

Because I just left my wife.

Why would I want another one when I can just fuck tinder sluts and not deal with naggy bullshit

>>689296377
>>Overweight
>> not attractive but not ugly
>>awkward, no self esteem/confidence
>> crippling anxiety
>>think I have a small cock (little over 5.5 inches) and won't live up to a woman's expectations
sounds like someone who had many even

>>689281749
My wife won't let me, but I'm wearing her down.

>>689295633
I guess .. that's less than 15k a month. No way I could live like that let alone attempt to brag about it ...

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Monogamy is for faggots, OP

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>>689281749
Because I'm an undateable man with ridiculous standards

>>689296706
Not many, no I've had 5. Not claiming to be a lady killer. Why are you so angry at the world?

Too busy slayin' that puss for commitment

>>689281749
I need more photos like this. This is hot as fuck, not joking.

>>689281749
My cunt nigger gf cheated on me so I now I'm only going to fuck white girls to prove their sexual superiority.

Because i can't. Never had one.

>>689284724
Didn't know that there are people that are actually insecure about their dick size when it's average... Unless you have a micropenis you have nothing to worry about.

>>689296998
Is Maud your standard? She's pretty unremarkable; it's the tattoos and the narcissism fooling you.

>>689298021
Well I was reading it's a mental disability just like how People with anorexia think they're never thin enough. It's the same basic concept when it comes to pens size

depressed+ no confidence+ stuck on somebody + more into guys atm

>>689298408
Penis size**

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Too good for fat chicks

Not good enough for regular chicks (apparently)

And so I will keep rolling along until I find a partner or die, whatever comes first.

>>689298440
also ugly

>>689281749
OP i need sauce.

>captcha pizza kek.

>>689281749
I'm not ready to date again after the last girl

Content with fucking sluts tho

Also spending all my time and money on cars

Porque me enamoro estoy bien wey!!! Jajajajajajaja

>>689295378
150k is easily upper middle class, lower upper class lol

>>689281749
I do have a girlfriend, she just had to switch universities though, so I want to break up, but also feel like a dick for breaking up with her basically because she's too far away to fuck now.

Wat do?

>>689298516
iktfb, the solution is pretty obvious though:
get a not-so-fat gf, take her to the gym
worked for me

>>689285641
If someone asks if you want a shot say no lol

>>689281749
I'm depressed, fat, bi, and emotionally detached.

>>689298051
Not my Standard, but I would date her in a heartbeat, I had a SG sub and I used to chat with her before she got big, she's actually a really cool person, actually, Lass is my Gold Standard.

No, I'm like a 5/10 who only goes after girls who are like 8/10+. Tattoos and either Natural Redheads or Dyed hair is my preference. My Criteria

> No Blacks, Arabs, Jews or Indians
> No Fatties, needs to be slim or slightly curvy in a good way
> No Odd facial features, must have a good smile
> No annoying Laugh or quirks
> No SJW's or Overly religious
> Must have a decent taste in music
> No Kids

>>689283693
Your whole life is baggage then.... a girl would just lighten you up, or I'm just going to assume you're trying to rationalize why you are single and a virgin still

>>689281749
because i don't want an ugly one but i'm too awkward to get a cute one

>>689286522
Shit nigga sorta on the same boat

>>689281749
I'm 21, a 7/10 at best, could probably boost my looks to an 8 if I got /fit/ and had better fashion. So all in all, looks aren't that bad for me.

However, it all comes down to my personality. Like other anons, I'm the shy, quite, and reserved person who doesn't like to be around people I do't know unless I've had a few drinks in me first. Otherwise it's usually just awkward silence and talking only when it's really necessary. Most of the time I speak it is at work. I honestly don't know how to make small talk and even worse than that is that I have no interest to either. I don't mean to sound like an edge-lord but I honestly don't care about the weather, the last game we won, or something like that. I enjoy nerd/autist shit like vidya, cartoons, meaning of life and the Universe, paranormal shit, and so on. "But anon" I hear someone say, "Why not go out and meet people with those interests?" I would, if it wasn't for the fact that I live in Omaha, Nebraska where the only real topics of interest are Husker football, farming shit, or religion. All 3 of which I have no interest in either.

But even then, if I were to live in an area with like minded people, it still wouldn't change who I am. I've been told by people I'm an interesting person with a unique view on stuff and blah, blah, blah. But in all honesty I'm just a dude who has a different view on life. I know that I'm not smart. Nor do I see myself as a good person. FFS I jacked it to Undertale porn about 2 hours ago and I'm gonna jack it some more after I post this. I want a gf with a low partner count, yet I live in a way that would pretty much repel any woman like that away from me. I'm needy, clingy, and get jealous as fuck. I hate the bullshit in the game of dating and would rather sit around and watch cartoons than have to go on a date. I don't see my future as prosperous in the future. And, on top of all that, I feel the worst thing would be if we DO go out and 1 day she leaves me.

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>>689281749
Because I'm terrified of women and can't talk to them about anything for fear they'll find out how shit I am.

>>689281749
Bitch got hooked on drugs so I dumped her

>>689298928
Not a bad idea anon, but a lot of fat chicks don't have the best faces either. Society allows them to be disgusting piggus and still get dick on the regular.

>>689283087
Hell yeah man you do you

>>689298881
well not where im at in San Francisco California. upper middle class here is closer to 500k per year and up m8. anything below 500,000 is either middle middle or lower middle, etc out here.

you have to try for a gf, i dont try.

i don't want to hurt anyone when i eventually kill myself

>>689298897
fuck other girls ( stats will prolly show shes fucking other guys that far away)

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Because I live in America.
Land of slaves, home of the boring.
We work to live comfortably, and lots of people get unlucky with their careers. This leads to a loss of hope. I've never lost hope that some day I can be myself affordably.
Too many women have.

because I struggle with prostitute addiction and a girl doesn't need that kind of baggage, wat do?

>>689281749
Can't tell when they dig me.
End up not following through because of it.
Vividly remember a girl LOVING me in high school, but I didn't realize until after she got over me.

>>689283480
Get some brawn ,shoot some bigger guns and get a country girl who is half way resneck but not fuck-cousin and shoot-blacks redneck so that she's not the sweet country girl and remember
5" is about average so you're fine anon

I guess now I get called a summer fag or something

My personality isn't compatible, and honestly, most women are stupid and selfish and don't give a fuck about you unless you're rich or extremely handsome. Otherwise, they're just settling with you because they didn't get what they really want and will only ever want.

So logically, it really doesn't make sense to try for one (because women are cunts and I'm too socially awkward and too serious/dark humored to be compatible for one).

Further, I've already buried the pain deep down, and I really don't have to worry about it anymore. I just project the pain outward as hate towards people I don't like.

>>689300821
Stop buying prostitutes? The fuck kind of question is that?

>>689284262
Post her fb well give her attention lol

>>689300954
Literally same. When a girl flirts with me I have no fucking clue, but I do it kinda subconsciously back without realizing I'm doing it.

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>>689281749
Honestly, I don't give a flying fuck about that primitive bullshit.
Also, I just have standards.
An extremely large majority of the sum of every single female I've ever met throughout my whole life just doesn't cut it for me, they're just not good enough.

>>689281749
I still love in my parents house and sleep on a twin size mattress. I got bigger problems than a girl. I need a good full time job so I can get my act together and move out.

NFI

>>689301078
dude same

>>689299812
SF is also the most expensive place to live In America. He could easily get a nice home in new England.

>>689301131

Yes but how do I deal with the urges, the withdrawal

Because im 14 and really don't care
I like flirting and all but after my first real girlfreind I just said fuck no to all that shit for maybe a year
>Be me
>Girl likes me
>I like her
>Kiss and start dating
>People notice
>Meet dad
>Meet Joe
>We break up and I cry like a bitch
>Joe starts dating her
>Joe likes knives
>Girl texts me she still likes me
>I'm like oh shit no knives in sides
>Valentines Dance
>Girl breaks up with Reuben during the dance I get her back
>We date a while
>Her dad forces her to break up with me(I think)
>School ends
>She tells me her dad was arrested but idk what for
>Oh shit he raped his her!
>Keep getting calls from her
>Cut ties, she was mentally unstable before and I don't want a crazy bitch stabbing me in the back while we have had three kids

>>689302124
Underage fag detected

>>689301078
Fuck you for hitting too close to home

>>689281749
I forgot how to talk to girls. Physically unable to anymore. That and I fap too much.

>>689302124
someone get this underaged normie the fuck out

my parents. I don't want to become them.

>>689300104
Nah, what I feel bad about is she was a virgin before me and we have a lot of friends in common, so if I just drop her, or cheat on her, I'll look like an ass.

Fat, lazy. Anxiety issues, low self esteem , smoke weed and drink too much to be able to afford to go out. Lots of reasons i guess

I have 1

>>689301899
jack off like everyone else.

>>689303003

fair enough, ill try it and post results

>>689281749
Ex was a heroin junkie that just used me for my money and my car as a ride to pick up dope

She cheated on me super frequently in order to score dope and I was retarded and had no idea it was going on

I'm beta as fuck. I'll probably never have another girlfriend because I'm awkward, ugly, and dorky as shit.

And before anyone asks, no. I never fucked her. Betadrugcucked. She even fucked a dude that looks like a frog for dope and she never even touched me.

haven't worked up the courage to ask my crush out
i think she'd actually say yes but goddamn if I'm not afraid anyway

>>689281749
Holy fuck id kill to fuck that girl
Any more of this? or shit like this?

>>689281749
and the ugly guys losers doesnt scare or cant say the popular people is scared of the ugly people losers cause the ugly people losers dont hurt the popular people the ugly way by using other ugly freaks like jackie or nate to hurt the popular people to make the ugly guys losers or the ugly people losers look good cause the ugly people losers is too ugly to hurt popular people with looks and is ugly like the ugly hippo loser women and the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit
then the ugly people losers say its not their fault
cause the ugly people losers is ugly and smart
and try to hurt the popular people the ugly way cause the ugly people losers is too ugly to hurt people with looks and is lame
thats why the ugly hippo losers or the ugly people losers are pathatic
and the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit and smell like shit and bring in cock roaches and the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit and is a cock roach

iam the nigger
the ugly guys losers is smart and ugly

and the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit and smell like shit like beyonce and bring in cock roaches and the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit and is a cock roach
and thats why the ugly people losers is lame and ugly
same thing with the ugly people losers hurting the popular people with girls but the ugly people losers is too ugly to hurt popular people with looks or girls like the ugly hippo loser women
so thats why the ugly people losers are ugly as shit and is lame

>>689281749
because im gay

>>689281749
I don't have money and I also don't leave my house.

>>689301391
>Rationalizing Beta

Because I'd rather fuck good pussy for one night than let it decline over time

>>689286120
This^^

>>689281749
last one killed herself

>>689281749
i wouldn't be that good of a boyfriend, and i don't remember how to make those kinds of relationships start now that i'm out of high school

because i have a boyfriend

>>689296940
r u srs m8?

>>689287848
what do u do?

>>689284173
Are you sure you're autistic?

>>689285017
That's not what literally means

I don't talk to people. I have extremely low self-esteem. I am always uncomfortable around people even friends I have known for around 8 years. I barely take care of myself. I'm trying to accept relationships with women not being a part of my life ever.

>>689295904
Doesn't mean you're autistic, just an asshole

>>689290033
name of the girl on the left?

Why gf when y can play suddenstrike ?

>>689281749

masturbating is all i need.

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Because when I was a boy I killed a toddler and I can't get the memory out of my mind.
Pic related it's me

>>689308700
Holly Peers

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>>689281749
Because I hate people, don't a fucking clue how to flirt with the opposite sex, let alone have the confidence to strike up a conversation with a girl. My interests are boring as watching Bob Ross paint a nature photo, and I usually have nothing to talk about unless you get me to talk about politics, religion or science and then I'll usually saying something offensive. Safe topics like sports, current events, music and movies bore me to death. I'm also not willing to settle for a hambeast despite being overweight myself.