How much drugs to do you take

>>689278951

you mean, like taking drugs from the hospital? None, waayy too risky. They're easy enough to get on the streets

What field did you go into? I want to be a neurologist but it looks hard.

>>689279430

Family Med. It's chill. Lots of jobs. Inpatient, outpatient, urgent care, whatever you want to do.

Yes. neurologists work pretty damn hard. Imagine being on call and having to consult every stroke that comes in the ED

I know you are not a dentist but i just chipped off half a tooth. what do?

>>689280369

Do you care about your looks? Go to the emergency room. They'll call in a dentist to work on your shit

Do you not care about your looks? put the chipped part in the fridge and wait in the morning to call your dentist, he might do something, he might not.

Or just fuck it.

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>>689278716
If this isn't b8, how's the pay?

Also what country/area of country do you work in?

>>689281458

I'm in residency, so only about 55k/year

that could shoot up anywhere from 150k to 300k depending where I go afterwards

the farther away you go from big cities, the more money you make

America. West coast

Do you know of / suspect other doctors take advantage of anesthetized patients?

>>689281973

There's usually a bunch of nurses and other staff around when a person is knocked out, so unless EVERYBODY in the room is cool with rape, it wouldn't happen

Dentist offices, maybe.

It's scary that b tards are physicians taking care of families and children...

>>689281945
Any difference on the east coast or in canada?

Also, how much money would one make practicing around the suburbs?

>>689282664
top.kek

>>689282751

I dont think so. I dunno about Canada.

You'd make decent money in the suburbs. Depends on what you're doing, inpatient, outpatient, etc

Rural > burbs > city

>>689283040
How big are the differences in pay when comparing rural/burbs/urbs?

>>689283040
Also how high of a GPA did you need to enter medschool?

How long have you been doctoring?

Why did you decide to be a doctor?

About to start medical school in 1 month. Advice?

>>689282664

4chan provides catharsis in a life where you spend every hour working on looking super smart, compassionate, and professional. Kind of like how the doctor who pioneered electrocardiogram reading turned out to be a huge cokehead and pedo in his other life

>>689278716
I have a legit fucked up toenail and it keeps getting infected and growing back more fucked up. What can i tell the doctor to get them to fully remove it.
TL:DR toenail grows back and takes $100/month to get it cut out.

I fucked this slut raw last night showered then wiped dick with germ x does that combat stds

I work in HR for one of the large medical companies. Highest salaries I've seen for a physician is $350 per hour for a chief dermatologist of a hospital. Rest of the specialist typically make around 200-250 per hour.

Seems fucking easy street compared to neurology.

>>689283405

rural: 300-400
burbs: 200's
urbs: 150's - 200

>>689283468

American med school: over 3.5 at least
Caribbean: doesn't matter from what I hear

>>689283477

Only a year. I wanted to be a doc because being the guy that makes a difference in people's health sounded pretty rad, the job security, the pay potential, plus it gives you a relatively prestigious position in society,

>>689283608
It is probable that you wont be the smartest person in class anymore, no matter how hard you study. Just do your best, and don;t worry about what others are doing

>>689283730

That's kinda tough. Our big thing is "first, do no harm". You'd be asking a doctor to damage your nail plexus so you could get out of paying $100/month

I would ask to be referred to a dermatologist, who will then grill you about you REALLY wanting this to be done, and that you're in sound mind, and then he'll just spray your nail plexus with liquid nitrogen for 30 seconds

>>689283777

It probably killed what was on the outside, but if she had a virus it would have gone through your skin and infected some cells before you even nutted

I got a rotten tooth and a big lump in my palate, probably inflammation and it hurts like hell, what do?

>>689285019
The reason i ask is because it gets really infected and it swells and because i wear heavy work boots i cant work. So i have come really close to removing the toe myself.
No shit my toe was almost double the size once and i couldnt even walk.

>>689285358

call your dentist in the morning. Consider flossing more

>>689285383

Do you have the beetus? Might be a different story then

How do I make my junk look fatter and more juicey

Also how do I determine if a doctor is good/actually cares about their patients?

>>689281945
Please for the love of god tell me your not in washington

>>689285768
No i dont have the beetus thats why i really want it removed.

>>689285864

Penis transplant

If a doctor is good: he'll know all the latest evidence based stuff
I care about certain patients more than others. It depends on my interactions with them. Patients that go in demanding dumb labwork and antibiotics and have no respect for your medical knowledge, I could'nt give a shit about. Especially anti-vaxers. I would just do enough to not get sued or hurt the patient

>>689285911
No, why?

>>689285964

Then I would ask for a referral to a podiatrist or something. I don't know for sure why your doctor wants to preserve your toe. Maybe he thinks there's nothing wrong with your toe and all you need to wear is better shoes. I don't know.

>>689278716
How much does an orchiectomy cost assuming the patient is a trans girl thats been on hrt over a year?

How prestigious a medical school did you go to?

MD or DO?

>>689278716
I have kyphosis and it severely depresses me because of the way it looks. What can I do, exercises, therapy, etc, that could potentially help fix it?

>Getting medical advice from 4chan
Whatever.
So like about a month and a half ago I fell down an 18 ft hill and hyper extended my knee doing so. I did RICE and all which made the swelling go down but it still hurts like a bitch and gets stiff very easily. Not sure if that' normal? I'd like at least a little advice on what to do to help it.

>>689284601
Canadian, not Caribbean.

>>689287415

lol Idk

>>689287598

somewhat prestigious. Like, top 25 I guess
MD

>>689287981

Have you been to Physical Therapy? Some specialize in that shit. I have kyphosis too. Yoga is working for me

>>689288642
You probably tore a ligament. Keep doing RICE and get yourself an MRI, you might need surgery

>>689288697
Some residency programs in America look to Caribbean medical schools for applicants. For some reason Carribbean medical graduates have an easier time than other foriegn grads with getting to residency. If you're Canadian and have shit grades but want to practice in America, I would go to a Caribbean school

>>689289527
Which state on the west coast?

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See this in 19yo patient, what do?

I had cancer and want to become a doctor now, how do I milk the fuck out of having cancer to help get in, or would that hurt me.

>>689278716
So how many nurse blowjobs do you get in an average month?

>tfw pediatricianfag

I like my job but I've always wondered what it'd be like to work in other fields. I have a lot of positive experiences, but over scheduling is a fucking killer. I can't imagine it'll be much better when I'm older.

>>689290436
give him Ativan or Olanzapine, get a urine cause he prob dipped into sum shit

>>689292311
My left side hurts. Specifically when I breathe in deeply.
I also abuse heroin.
Concern or nah?

>>689292702
Not op, could be a hole in your lung.

>>689292835
It's much lower than my lungs. I snort my heroin.
It's in my side, near my appendix
>inb4 appendicitis - doesn't hurt that bad

>>689292311
Had been in ICU for 2 days following a shunt revision, no prior drug use.

>>689292078
What do you actually do? Is the pay worth shitty kids?

>>689290436

he just went into vtach all of a sudden? whats the context?

>>689290583

what kind of cancer? and are you in remission?

>>689291481

none because im beta as fuck. Alot of my colleagues smash nurse puss on a regular basic though

>>689292078

Do you do inpatient or outpatient? The peds hospitalists where I work only do like five 24 hour shifts a month, and that's it.

>>689292702

trouble breathing? im worried about your lung

>>689293255

nigga your appendix is on the right

>>689283608
If it was anything like my school there's really nothing to sweat for the first 2 years since you won't encounter anything as bad as the MCAT.

Once Step 1 gets close be prepared to really start doing work.

>>689293505
>what kind of cancer? and are you in remission?
bladder, it was removed but it may come back

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is pediatrics about fondling kids for ball tumours and getting paid for it

>>689278716
How can I stop a postnasal drip?? its driving me crazy

>>689278716
Should I go for uldum or gyjal when I dinged 80?

Is there a way to I can convince a doctor to do a risky procedure?

Like can we sign a contract/waiver where I can't sue him or something?

My pelvis and hips are fucked with osteonecrosis and every time I suggest shit like partial pelvis replacements coupled AND hip replacements at the same time they go noooooooope. Too risky.

But I have read about that exact procedure being done in the UK/South Africa.

Oh well. Time to do more heroin
Cheers

My ass is leaking. No trolling. I'm just carrying on normally through my day and suddenly I feel some itch in my butt, I go to the WC and when i clean it with some TP, its dirty. Happens 2 or 3 times each day. I already took some antiworms and antiparasites meds, but the problem remains. I have no injury in my asshole that I know of. I don't want to go to the hospital, shit is kinda embarrasing. What could it be?

>>689293694
THIS

>>689293505
Awwwww you can be beta and be a doctor :'(

I always wanted to be a doctor, but didn't because I was an antisocial quiet weirdo and I assumed I would fail based on that alone despite straight a's in high school/undergrad and high test scores...

>>689293694
>
Not op again, use a nasal wash like this
https://www.amazon.com/Sinus-Rinse-Regular-Mixture-Packets/dp/B000GG5OU4/

>>689294338
I got this too, bumpin for answer

>>689294338
Eat more fiber, do less butt stuff.

>>689294219
Not op again
Go to a different ortho doctor, usually they like doing procedures because that's where they make their money

>>689293505
I'm stuck doing outpatient for now, dunno if I plan on staying here though. The scheduling is less of an hours issue and more of a "fuck you, you have 30 checkups/appointments this hour" issue. I can't even rush because I have to be thorough, so everyone just ends up pissed.

>>689293685
If you are going into peds to just do that, you probably won't have the work ethic to even make it into medical school, let alone complete medical school and do residency.

just become a preist

>>689294934
I'll do the fiber thing, although I'm not putting anything in my butt, neither I had.

>>689293505
Context being the patient just had a shunt revision. Initially just tachy with BP all over, then PVC's, progressing to couplets. However, hr would be stable for 30-60mins before episodes, rinse and repeat. During sleep, bp would drop to 56/30.

>>689293390

uhh...I'd call cardiology. Get that crash cart ready too

>>689293654

put that shit in your personal statement. Like, start the first sentence with something like
>"You have cancer", my doctor told me. My heart sank. blah blah blah you get the idea

>>689293685
.....yes

>>689293694

Allegra

>>689294219

Nah, even with consent he'd still be liable if something fucked up happened.

>>689294338
Anal leakage. New diet? New meds?

>>689294606

Yeah but I'm kind of an anomaly. Most doctors I know are these confident normalfags with girlfriends/wives and shit.

>>689295081

that sucks. Are you considering inpatient? I for one love inpatient and can't fathom why someone would want to do clinic

>>689295359
>56/30

is cardiology on board? this nigger is 19 you said? crazy

>>689294338
You're not alone anon, irritating as fuck! I carry flushable wipes in my backpack to reduce the itching a little. Ugh.

>>689278716
Why did you post a comic that's impossible? If the mum is white all mixed race babies are born white. the skin darkens later

>>689294953
I have been to several.

One told me that my shit was so fucked up that nothing he could do would fix it probably, so it would be way to much liability for him.

Another told me the bone was so thin there was nothing to hook anything to, which is why I suggest pelvis replacement to hook the hip replacements to... He likewise said too risky.

Third did all kinds of 3d scans and shit, said he couldn't do normal hip placements. When I suggested the pelvis replacement he said he doesn't do anything experimental.

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>>689295247

>>689296517
I got anal leakage too it seems, Had it since senior high i think, so i dont think it has anything to do with new meds or new diet, as it has been constant happening....

Going to study this career. Any cool advice?

>>689293685
Pediatric exams are mostly to ensure proper development, though they do include every part of the body. Physicals are more so for health concerns. Physicals are less intense, but both are pretty thorough. We also do general shit like checkups, shots, and more. It's not all just ball fondling.

>>689278716
How fucked up are Electronic Medical records in your field. They drove my dad to retire as he felt he was spending more time with the computer than the patient. Is it the same with you?

>>689296517
Cardiology is onboard, as is nuerosurgery, Neuro, critical care, and hematology. I'll give you a hint, the shunt revision was a conversion from a VP to a VA. Echo was performed and patient went into a 7 beat vtach during the echo when looking left at the screen. Patient is female, if curious.

>>689296517
>Anal leakage. New diet? New meds?

Nope, same diet, no new meds. My diet is not bad, pretty much homemade dinner and plenty of water, but my eating schedule is a complete mess (Breakfast at 1pm or not at all, for example)

Alright OP I got jock itch from the shower rooms at my local gym. I have been going through Tinactin so fast it is draining my funds. Is there anything else I can use to get ride of this fucking ball itch?

>>689296517
I'm qualified for both, but I'm stuck here for whatever reasons. I don't mind so much because I'm assigned to kids already and I know it can be tough switching doctors.

>>689296925
Try going to a teaching hospital, they are more likely to do risky/new stuff.

what do you do in your free time?

>>689296517
I got a wound on my back a few weeks ago, dunno how, i scratched my back one day and it was there.. Its growing and spreading to other parts of my back, and small part of my chin, it discharges liquid, as proven by t-shirts and bed sheets, itches some, not too much.. The wound has healed in the middle(original spot) but it keeps on spreading.... Do i have skin eating termites in my bed or am i a shapeshifter doc?

Should I get this looked at?

>>689278716
Who let the dogs out?

>>689279899
so i guess your class rank probably wasn't too high? what number down your rank list did you match? did you intend to be an FP or did you have to scramble?

>>689294219
I'm sorry for you anon. It shouldn't be so hard to get help. All the best!

>>689278716
how do I get a nigger sized dick without being black?

>>689298061
You need to get that shit drained, disinfected, and wrapped up. It'll just keep getting worse if you don't.

>>689298061
Do you have red lines that look like veins?

>>689278716
I'm going to go get a diagnosis soon if I feel it's becoming a real problem, but I suppose I'll bite.

Over the last week I've developed this problem, where I've become extremely dehydrated and I'm drinking 2-3 gallons of water a day, and urinating every ten minutes or so. If I drink any less I quickly become extremely thirsty, my mouth dries out, and it becomes hard to swallow. Should I be concerned?

>>689284601
yea but the drop-out rate at most caribbean schools is crazy high and it is getting increasingly difficult to match at a decent american residency. i don't think it's quite the loophole it used to be

>>689298449
Iv picked it clean, disinfected it and wrapped it up like no wound before, but it still gets worse

>>689298637
GO TO THE DOCTOR TOMORROW WTF

>>689297277
Do you fondle girls balls too?

>>689298382
Lurking

>>689294450
>>689294707
>>689296517
nope tried those...none of these work...thats why I said Im really going crazy here ...its like waterfalls down my throat :(

>>689298505
Its on my back so i havent been able to study it properly, but i dont think so.. Although i did feel a slight lump a few days ago

>>689298637
Sounds like you have Diabetes.
Could It Be Diabetes?
Thirst you can’t seem to quench is one symptom of diabetes, a disease in which your body doesn’t make enough of the hormone insulin or doesn’t use it properly. It causes too much sugar (called glucose) to build up in your body. Too much of it in your urine draws in more water, so you pee more often. That leaves your body wanting to replace the fluid you’re losing.

Along with thirst and more visits to the restroom, other symptoms of diabetes include:

Blurred vision
Feeling very tired
Hunger
Cuts and bruises that are slow to heal
Could It Be Diabetes Insipidus?
Despite its name, this condition isn’t related to diabetes. It happens when your body doesn’t make enough of a hormone that helps your kidneys control the amount of water in your body. Excessive thirst is one of the major symptoms.
If you have diabetes insipidus, you may also have:

Dehydration
The urge to pee often

>>689297551

Shower shoes and a clean towel you mong. Also clean your nasty balls and keep them dry.

>>689299023
You may have to be put on antibiotic, then have surgery where they wash it with fluid and antibiotics, and then re cut the wound and put a lot of stitches in it.

>>689278716
Easiest claim of condition or complaint that will result in RX for vikes, percs etc ?

>>689298925
Not op, but curious, do you have a headache that gets worse when bending over or coughing/sneezing with this drip?

>>689297246

Work hard. Play hard. Don't neglect your body.

>>689297319

The one we use is dogshit and is the cheapest the hospital could buy. The better ones like Epic are okay though and are actually useful. But in the end, EMRs were made with the primary purpose to make billing more efficient, and thus make more money for the folks at the top.

>>689297497
Ohhhhh, so when she moves her head, the shunt was putting pressure on a node or something?

Hey I want a larger dick ive heard good and bad about jelqing ur opinion on the matter?

>>689283641
Well... then good for Mengele for staying true to himself.

>>689299676
You could fuck up your dick, if you really care that much about it find a specialist that does penile enhancement surgery.

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>>689299140
Might be diabetes then. Thanks anon.

>>689278716
I'm 2nd year in Australia. Should I try to do the USMLE and become America doctor? The specialties here seem to be saturated and you know, I want to make +200k eventually

Is the debt really worth it? I can get into medical school with relative ease, but is it really worth the hundreds of thousands of dollars in loans I'll have to take out?

>>689299874
Im poor nothing at home? Even just a little would make me feel better

>>689298925
Not a doctor, but try a nasal spray like nasacort or flonase in combination with an antihistamine if you haven't already. Only thing that helped me.

Safest way to treat phimosis? Its tight as hell and fuck getting circumcised

>>689298859
Genital exams are for both genders, yes. Girls are usually more of a hassle though. With boys, you just have them lie down. Check dick/foreskin, then balls. Girls have to be positioned for exams but I end up needing the parents a lot because they can't hold a fucking pose.

I just contracted multiple sclerosis.
How do I get back to a single sclerosis?

>>689299587
Close. Whenever she would turn on her left side or turn her head, bp would plummet and vtach ensued. Upon straightening out, bp and hr would even out. Echo showed the shunt catheter was too far forward and therefor tickling the tricuspid valve. Another revision surgery to pull the catheter back corrected the issue, with the exception of normal palpitations expected with VA shunt placement. Patient was discharged from ICU 6 days after the initial VA surgery.

>>689299526
Doctor is expensive, my mom gave me some penicilin that im taking but it fucks with my stomach

>>689300457
You funny cunt kek

>>689300457
you need to get rid of at least one of the neuro sequelae of the disease. I'd suggest not being a tranny anymore

All my fucking joints click
Not really, but jaw, elbows (only noticable when lifting), SC joint (actually asked a doctor about that one, they couldn't find anything wrong). Never hurts, but i feel like this cant be good for me. Any idea what is wrong/how to fix?

My penis got an inch smaller. I'm only 24 and i don't do steroids or shit like that. I heard that the problem might be that my blood flow is not working right or it could be even an hormone problem. What do you suggest?

>>689297516

any GI issues that run in the family? Crohn's disease? Ulcerative colitis?

>>689297551

Eucerin

>>689297870

play vidya, masturbate, study, work on my shitty art

>>689298196
yeah, I scrambled. I had major depression starting around the end of my 2nd year of med school. Went from 1st quartile to 4th quartile by the end. The ironic thing is that I know I had MDD and needed help, but my depressed mind convinced itself that I was not "worthy" for help. It worked out though, I love FM and now im on Welbutrin and I love life

>>689278716
how much do doctors lie to patients?
how many doctors will let a condition get worse to make more money?
what is it called if a doctor covers up another doctors mistakes and doesn't do anything about it?

thinking about dropping out of med school. 90% of people in medicine seem like they have some sort of neurotic personality disorder and generally people in the medical field (all the way down to nurses, techs, etc.) are shitty know-it-all people. should I do it, doc? you're in residency? out of? how many years practicing? what field? if i don't quit i'm just gonna go into psych and stay as far away from medicine as i can, but I'm not really sure it's worth the effort

>>689300110
Only go into medicine if you are truly passionate about it because it will consume your whole life. You will make enough where the loans are irrelevant and you can live very comfortably. If you hate you work your life will be awful and you will have to do it anyway to finish your residency to pay off your debt.

>>689300142
Go to a urologist, circumcism is usually only a final option, and the longer you wait, the worse it will get.

Why do I pass out Everytime the doctor stabs me with something? Or blood drawn.......or getting a cyst drained. How do I not

>>689300214
Have you ever gave a patient a happy ending?

>>689278716
OP I've had something on my areola for a year. It's itchy most of the time and it looks a bit like skin is peeling but it doesn't feel like how it does on your foot for example. I've been to the doctor and all see said was to use lotion and well it didn't work. What do you suggest? Could it be eczema?

>>689300923
You have to take usually a 10 day dose of antibiotics, if you do it off on your own you can fuck it up and it becomes resistant and then your kind of screwed. Just go to a doc and get antibiotics they are super cheap and if you have insurance it will be like 25 dollar copay and less than 10 for the antibiotics

Can you get erectile dysfunction from whacking it too much?

>>689302498
If you are not 100% sure of becoming a doctor don't do it, the amount of time and money invested to become a doctor isn't worth. If you have second thoughts now, imagine its 2 am and you have been working the last 36 hours and your shift doens't end for another 8 hours, your about to pass out and you are constant filling out paper work seeing patients filling orders ext... this is common in residency

some of the surgical residences work 120 hours per week, there are only 168 hours in a week

>>689303943
Only if you look at porn

>>689300807

Cool case. Are you an intensivist or ICU RN or something?

>>689301472
Nobody really knows what causes joints to crack and pop. If it doesnt hurt, don't worry about it

>>689301620

did you gain weight? If not, I've never heard of a penis getting 1 inch smaller, that's amazing

>>689302022
Some docs lie to patients when there's a fuckup, in order to avoid getting sued. It's actually better to just be completely upfront and honest, patients are less likely to sue that way. At least that's what everyone tells us

Never in America. Even if you're an evil, unethical doc, it's waaay too risky. There are easier ways to make more shady money

I don't know how I'd "cover up" another docs mistakes even if I wanted to. There's always people that will find your mistakes and out you for it

>>689302498
what year are you? I went through that phase too in 3rd year. Some hospitals/residencies just have shitty staff. There's nothing you can do about it. Unfortunately it can have an effect what you decide for your long term career

>>689302931

Fluid up before the test. Maybe pop a Xanax too

>>689303020
Nope. As a patient though, once, I got a boner while the RN while putting in a cath. I think me getting the boner made it easier for him to insert it. Yes it was a dude btw. No homo

>>689303108
prob eczema. Try getting a steroid cream. Be careful, because that stuff can cause hypopgimentation of the skin

>>689303943
Yes

>>689304039
Oh come on, don't scare away the kid. I was about 75% sure about medicine when I started.

Life's a risk, nigga

>>689278716
bad lab tech was drawing blood for donation and jammed needle into a nerve cluster. 2 days later, still getting sharp pains near my wrist. Best things to help heal it? Read that B-12 helps.

>>689303020
Not really, I'm not that kind of doctor. A few boys who were in the early stages of puberty have dribbled because they are sensitive as fuck, but it's not common.

>>689304039

are you OP? you talk like someone who just hears stories. i want advice from someone who has already been through residency. if I am not sure about medicine why the fuck would I become a surgeon? especially since I mentioned psych. your advice makes little sense. I'm the US. i'm not a fresh faced college kid like people going into combined college + med school in europe

>>689301880

i've been on various anti-depressants (paxil, wellbutrin, zoloft, prozac) at different times over the past 10 years. none of them have worked. i'm not severely depressed, i can only describe it as being a passenger - i take things in but nothing really effects me in a positive or negative way. is there something you suggest i do? i've been to therapists and they haven't helped. i actually don't know if i'm actually depressed or if this is just what life is supposed to feel like. have you encountered this in any patients?

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>>689278716
how many niggers pay their bill?
>just proving a point

Pharmacist here, 27 years old. I make $150k/yr and owe about $140k in student loans.

I've thought about going back to school and going for family medicine. Do you think I should just enjoy the cushy gig I have? Working only 40 hours per week and not be on call etc. I would pile on more loans and only make about $50k more per year, but lose out on 4 years of full pharmacist income and 3 years of 2/3 pharmacist income.

If I were to go back, it'd be purely out of better job security, intellectual challenge, and money. Fuck patients.

>>689304808
I am not op, I'm in college and want to become a doctor. I have done a lot of research watching documentaries and reading about people who have done residency and have shadowed a lot of doctors. I am not sure about how they do it in europe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1hIFh3vzi8
This video is a good indication of what a US residency is like at a top hospital