What's your last text message from a person of the opposite sex say?
>>689275213
"I love you"
"That's why YOU have legs, you use them to drive to Taco Bell"
>>689275583
How is your mother?
more of op girl?>>689275213
>>689275213
Dinner isn't at midnight tonight
>>689275213
"I can't calm down, you know that"
Goodnight.
>>689275213
" How are you? "
Raviolli raviolli bring me the formuloli!
Yes! I will when I get off work!
>She didnt
>>689275213
"it was his fault too"
"Im dirty dan"
>>689275213
Dont be upset please. I dont like you being upset
Matt
Can you please answer
You cant avoid me forever we work together
7:17PM
You know i can see when you look at the message right
8:34PM
You still not gunna talk to me?"
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She just dumped me and I haven't responded to her
>>689277745
What didn't she do?
>>689275213
Oh you can go for a walk! Kushi kushi
"My conf call is finished."
What do I win?
"If you even consider leaving, I'll fuck up your life so horribly."
"yes it was nice to see you too(:"
Think she wants to fuck?
>>689275213
"Happy Birthday!"
My aunt, "right down to the butt,"
kakarrot
"Yeah you're handling everything well"
"we can"
"Thanks again for watching my son tonight! Im sure Andre will take me home around 12am when were done"
"Partially true. ^_^"
>>689278074
what a bitch, you don't have to respond to her at all, what the fuck did she think was gonna happen? fucking women! Hate them all.
>>689275213
to me personally, "the conjuring" asking if I wanted to go see it.
>>689278960
Context?
Gonna need context...
"Alright me too xx"
"No do you see that nonagon that's Hillary Clinton"
>>689276334
That sucks.
I guess the captain
"U have autism kys"
>>689275213
"idk"
>>689279383
I know. Did she expect me to be happy? Fucking hell
>>689275213
its all good lol
>>689278591
lmao
could be a crazy gf, could be a terrible boss
>>689275213
"I'll c u tomorrow morning"
She's driving over an hour just to give me head.
>>689278765
Either that or she's got you on the bench. Make a real attempt to fuck her. If something else "comes up" or she always has other plans then to hell with her. If she really likes you she'll make time for you.
>>689278074
sounds like the average woman between the age of 16-25.
Date someone older. You will enjoy it more.
"okay I wasn't kidding though"
"Hey want to hang out"
"I really need a friend right now. I honestly don't know what I did to make you so distant."
"Sorry I was being really hard on myself last night and I wanted someone to talk to"
I don't know how to respond.
>>689275213
"Wrong motel. Sorry. It's comfort Inn suites, Hayward."
OK, drive safely.
>>689279618
Yesh u wish anon
>>689279583
Don't respond, just go on with your life. The thing that will drive her insane is you being totally cool about it and just kind of ignoring her.
>>689279745
She's 25, so you're right.
I'm only 20 though, so dating any older than that might be a little tricky
"... Yes"
>>689275213
"Again, you're amazing"
No, not from my mom, so I guess I'm doing great
"So let's see it"
I wont see you for an entire month which sucks
>>689279817
"You only reach out to me when YOU need something. But if I needed you I could just as well go fuck myself. So yeah, I don't need that noise."
>>689275213
"im tired now"
friendzoned again!
"Love you, you want lunch when I get off?"
>>689280082
yeah man, let's see it!
btw, lets see who got >>689280000
I raped you in your sleep
>>689279969
If you are in good shape, well spoken, and you arn't NEET you can find a 28-32 year old woman that would love to have you to fuck.
The gym is where you pick them up.
K
"Yeah no problem!! He just asked, so I thought I'd ask you first if it was okay :)"
>>689280178
Yea I'd like to say that..... it's a small town though. I'll probably see her again some time