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I fucking hate Beyonce
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I fucking hate Beyonce
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>>689275081
Hi! I am OP
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Aren't children so hot?
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>>689275081
you brought money, right?
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I love using Thorn
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I am hiv positive
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I'd fuck the bunny
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Hi! This is Dan.
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>>689275081
Niggers tongue my anus
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Don't wake my mom.
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Stop oppressing me! Triggered!
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I shop at J-List
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Diaper's full. Change me?
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9gag is fucking cool
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A B C 1
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>>689275081
I will rape you
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my desires are unconventional
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DICK CAUGHT IN FAN.
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MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
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>>689275081

I ruined this date
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>I've dated black guys
Dropped
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>>689275081
I like Japanese cartoons
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I support social justice.
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I love watching porn.
I love video games.
I love jacking off.

You pretty much can't say anything you like doing on the first date.
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>>689275081
That's a sure fire way to weed out the retards though. Anyone who remotely believes that this woman is all that are juvenile/moronic ignoramuses.
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You're losing, thug aim.
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>>689276158
kek'd hard
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Your mom was hotter.
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look into my asshole
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>>689275081
Your sister is cute.
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>>689275081
Can you drive us?
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what's your favorite pony?
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>>689275081
*tail starts to wag*
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>>689275409
Topkek!
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>>689276509
Well memed, Pal.
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>>689275081
I have no willie.
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Do you like Fedoras?
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I really enjoy anal.
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You look sorta okay (i guess)
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>>689275409
Go back to year one you faggot
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>>689275081
I don't have Dubs.
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>>689277488
U wot
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look at my baby!
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>>689277488
Yes you do
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>>689277488
check-em
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>>689275409
Destinty's my favourite game

There ya go, date just left
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hitler did nothing wrong.
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>>689277599
Hnng
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>>689275081
iPhones are chinese garbage.
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I support Donald Trump
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>>689275081
>I'm voting for hillary
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I proudly support feminism
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>>689275081
Who dafuk are you?
Gib be teh succ!
tighter than your sister!
Your dad fucks better.
want to get married?
All my stocks liquidated.
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You look hotter asleep
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I read 4chan /b/
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I like the Wiz
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I go on 4chan.
I want sex now.
I am a brony.
Can you bend over?
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>>689275081
Are you into scat?
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You're a great friend.
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>>689277777
dont mind me, im just seeing who got quints
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>>689275081
You're a woman right?
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I am your father
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>>689275081
I'm not gay, but....
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im really a man
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>>689275081
My grandma loves creampies.
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Videogames are my hobby
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My herpes is flaring
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>>689275081
"I fucking love Beyonce"
"looks don't really matter"
"finally a female president"
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Don't Scream
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>>689275081
My girlfriend couldn't come
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I'll do it in one:

"Cucked"
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Hey, it's me Goku
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Get in the van
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Wake me up inside
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>>689275081
I really hate feminism
I really love feminism
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Are you into scat?
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>>689275081
Let's go gay clubbing.
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>>689275081
I love British comedy
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I have no money
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>>689278492
I can't wake up
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I just shit myself.
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>>689275081
I should've swiped left
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You like messy facials?
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>>689278574
free shots! allahu akhbar!
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You need bigger tits
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I live with mom
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>>689275081
you're pro choice right?
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Wanna see my dick?
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Your picture looked better
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>>689278728
>free shots
You got me anon
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>>689275775
Underrated post
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free shots on me
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I fucked your brother
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Please, take a sit...
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>>689278728
Too soon! Kek
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The hormones aren't working
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Can I see benis?
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Do you know 4chan?
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>>689275081
hitler did something wrong
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Do you take checks?
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Check out these dubs
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>>689279097
Get the fuck out you normie piece of garbage
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KALI MA SHAKTI DE!
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I post on Reddit.
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Nice b8 m8, faggot
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I voted for Bernie.
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Dubs or an hero
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PRAISE BE TO ALLAH
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I watch Minecraft videos
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"Sore wa subete daijōbudesu"
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>>689275081

What's wrong with Judaism?
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>>689275081
"it's a feminine penis"
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>>689277097
That image is fucking cancer
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Wanna hear my mixtape
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>>689278492
What are you talking about? Girls love that stuff.
and i do too
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>>689275081
Five Nights at Freddy's
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rate my dick, faggot
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>>689275081
Do you enjoy anal?
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>>689275081
I do minecraft letsplays
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I love fat chicks.
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>>689275081
It was my privilege.
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Do you like diaperfurs?
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wanna shit on me?
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>>689275081
I hear you swallow
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>>689277777
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>>689279932

top kek
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>>689280486
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I guess you'll do
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This is my mom
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>>689275444
That's 3 words and an initialism.
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I'm a meme aficionado.
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>>689275081
You're like your mum.
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>>689275081
Are you a tranny?
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So AMD or Intel?
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>>689277685
>iPhones are chinese garbage.
Underrated post. Holy fuck.

Will make pretty much any girl get all upset and bothered, because of course she has an iPhone.
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>>689275081
Are you a whale?
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Check out my micropenis
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you're my sixth victim
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>>689280977
Say it as it is dubs
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Wife's okay with this.
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>>689282109
what?
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Nickelback is pretty good
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>>689279126
Kek
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>>689275081
you smell like mother
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>>689281907
kek
that will definitely stop a date
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>>689275081
I'm not a gynaecologist.
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You smell different awake.
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you smell better asleep
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>>689275521
Kek
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He only got fifty?
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>>689282698
fuck you nigger thats mine
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...
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>>689282776
fight me ya fuckin' roodypoo
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>>689275081

I Shit My Diaper
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>>689279907
Uh oh, five words.
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>>689282723
this is legitimately what I say on first dates. most girls think its funny. some run away. either way, the ones that stay are keepers
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I need about 3.50
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>>689282837
this was first faggot
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>>689275081
buttered the popcorn myself
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Trumps balls are candy
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Its (a) meme, you dip!
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I Only Fuck Nazis
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Well hello there m'lady
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your have bad breath
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but wait, theres more!
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I love may mays
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Hi, Billy Mays here!
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>>689275081
Game of thrones sucks.
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I pooped my pants
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it's time to stop
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Is that a penis?
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You pay me first.
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>>689283986
Hi I'm patrick boivin
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>>689275081
i voted for obama
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>>689283938
Daenerys is boring
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im broke
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Hi I'm Chris Hansen
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I'm half black
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I followed you here
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This isnt candy, uncle...
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Thanks so much mom.
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I have a cellar.
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>>689275081
Hitler did nothing wrong
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I diddled your squiddle
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>>689275081
I browse 4chan
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>>689286898
Those are 3 words you fucking cuck
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>>689275081
Want the ol' lickaroo?
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You payin' or nah?
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>>689287004
I browse four chan
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I am a SJW.
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You cum after me!!!
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i am a furry
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4 out of 10
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Do you do anal?
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Your face is oily.
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>>689275081
I have small penis.
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Make America Great Again!
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West Baptist church good.
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You Like Gay Clubs?
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>>689275081

I'm voting for Trump.
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Watch me browse 4chan.
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>>689287977
It's ruin a first date, not get laid on first date.

DIPSHIT
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Got any younger sisters?
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Want to join Scientology?
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>>689275081
Pass the crack please
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Is mcdonalds ok, m'lady?
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"Men also face discrimination"
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>>689275775
I found they enjoy this.

The niggers.
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>>689275081
Ran over your dog
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I Brought The Speghetti
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>>689275081
Want the old lickerroo?
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You like big cums?
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Orlando had it coming.
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Hitler did nothing wrong? Sorry, to lazy to read threw thread to see if someone already said this
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I'm considered important online
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>>689275081
>i really want children
>i wanna be married
>i am a faggot
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>>689275081
HI BILLY MAYS HERE!
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>>689275081
do you like anal?
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>>689275081
I fucking love beyonce
/date
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>>689290410
>Ctrl F
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>>689275521
Haha, Gary!
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I fucked your sister.
I don't have a sister
Then I fucked your mom.
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>>689287977

The dubs of truth speak.
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Is your penis feminine
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>>689275081

You have herpes, too?
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>>689291756
Even with 5 words you can't pick a good phrase
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you're a trap, right?
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Do you have dick
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>Make America White Again
(Let's be honest, that's what Trump really means.)

or

>Vote for Donald Trump

or

>I'm a Trump Supporter.

or

>Trump's Micro Penis Rocks!
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>>689275081
i go on 4chan
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