I fucking hate Beyonce
>>689275081
Hi! I am OP
Aren't children so hot?
>>689275081
you brought money, right?
I love using Thorn
I am hiv positive
I'd fuck the bunny
Hi! This is Dan.
>>689275081
Niggers tongue my anus
Don't wake my mom.
Stop oppressing me! Triggered!
I shop at J-List
Diaper's full. Change me?
9gag is fucking cool
A B C 1
>>689275081
I will rape you
my desires are unconventional
DICK CAUGHT IN FAN.
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
>>689275081
I ruined this date
>I've dated black guys
Dropped
>>689275081
I like Japanese cartoons
I support social justice.
I love watching porn.
I love video games.
I love jacking off.
You pretty much can't say anything you like doing on the first date.
>>689275081
That's a sure fire way to weed out the retards though. Anyone who remotely believes that this woman is all that are juvenile/moronic ignoramuses.
You're losing, thug aim.
>>689276158
kek'd hard
Your mom was hotter.
look into my asshole
>>689275081
Your sister is cute.
>>689275081
Can you drive us?
what's your favorite pony?
>>689275081
*tail starts to wag*
>>689275409
Topkek!
>>689276509
Well memed, Pal.
>>689275081
I have no willie.
Do you like Fedoras?
I really enjoy anal.
You look sorta okay (i guess)
>>689275409
Go back to year one you faggot
>>689275081
I don't have Dubs.
>>689277488
U wot
look at my baby!
>>689277488
Yes you do
>>689277488
check-em
>>689275409
Destinty's my favourite game
There ya go, date just left
hitler did nothing wrong.
>>689277599
Hnng
>>689275081
iPhones are chinese garbage.
I support Donald Trump
>>689275081
>I'm voting for hillary
I proudly support feminism
>>689275081
Who dafuk are you?
Gib be teh succ!
tighter than your sister!
Your dad fucks better.
want to get married?
All my stocks liquidated.
You look hotter asleep
I read 4chan /b/
I like the Wiz
I go on 4chan.
I want sex now.
I am a brony.
Can you bend over?
>>689275081
Are you into scat?
You're a great friend.
>>689277777
dont mind me, im just seeing who got quints
>>689275081
You're a woman right?
I am your father
>>689275081
I'm not gay, but....
im really a man
>>689275081
My grandma loves creampies.
Videogames are my hobby
My herpes is flaring
>>689275081
"I fucking love Beyonce"
"looks don't really matter"
"finally a female president"
Don't Scream
>>689275081
My girlfriend couldn't come
I'll do it in one:
"Cucked"
Hey, it's me Goku
Get in the van
Wake me up inside
>>689275081
I really hate feminism
I really love feminism
Are you into scat?
>>689275081
Let's go gay clubbing.
>>689275081
I love British comedy
I have no money
>>689278492
I can't wake up
I just shit myself.
>>689275081
I should've swiped left
You like messy facials?
>>689278574
free shots! allahu akhbar!
You need bigger tits
I live with mom
>>689275081
you're pro choice right?
Wanna see my dick?
Your picture looked better
>>689278728
>free shots
You got me anon
>>689275775
Underrated post
free shots on me
I fucked your brother
Please, take a sit...
>>689278728
Too soon! Kek
The hormones aren't working
Can I see benis?
Do you know 4chan?
>>689275081
hitler did something wrong
Do you take checks?
Check out these dubs
>>689279097
Get the fuck out you normie piece of garbage
KALI MA SHAKTI DE!
I post on Reddit.
Nice b8 m8, faggot
I voted for Bernie.
Dubs or an hero
PRAISE BE TO ALLAH
I watch Minecraft videos
"Sore wa subete daijōbudesu"
>>689275081
What's wrong with Judaism?
>>689275081
"it's a feminine penis"
>>689277097
That image is fucking cancer
Wanna hear my mixtape
>>689278492
What are you talking about? Girls love that stuff.
and i do too
>>689275081
Five Nights at Freddy's
rate my dick, faggot
>>689275081
Do you enjoy anal?
>>689275081
I do minecraft letsplays
I love fat chicks.
>>689275081
It was my privilege.
Do you like diaperfurs?
wanna shit on me?
>>689275081
I hear you swallow
>>689279932
top kek
>>689280486
I guess you'll do
This is my mom
>>689275444
That's 3 words and an initialism.
I'm a meme aficionado.
>>689275081
You're like your mum.
>>689275081
Are you a tranny?
So AMD or Intel?
>>689277685
>iPhones are chinese garbage.
Underrated post. Holy fuck.
Will make pretty much any girl get all upset and bothered, because of course she has an iPhone.
>>689275081
Are you a whale?
Check out my micropenis
you're my sixth victim
>>689280977
Say it as it is dubs
Wife's okay with this.
>>689282109
what?
Nickelback is pretty good
>>689279126
Kek
>>689275081
you smell like mother
>>689281907
kek
that will definitely stop a date
>>689275081
I'm not a gynaecologist.
You smell different awake.
you smell better asleep
>>689275521
Kek
He only got fifty?
>>689282698
fuck you nigger thats mine
...
>>689282776
fight me ya fuckin' roodypoo
>>689275081
I Shit My Diaper
>>689279907
Uh oh, five words.
>>689282723
this is legitimately what I say on first dates. most girls think its funny. some run away. either way, the ones that stay are keepers
I need about 3.50
>>689282837
this was first faggot
>>689275081
buttered the popcorn myself
Trumps balls are candy
Its (a) meme, you dip!
I Only Fuck Nazis
Well hello there m'lady
your have bad breath
but wait, theres more!
I love may mays
Hi, Billy Mays here!
>>689275081
Game of thrones sucks.
I pooped my pants
it's time to stop
Is that a penis?
You pay me first.
>>689283986
Hi I'm patrick boivin
>>689275081
i voted for obama
>>689283938
Daenerys is boring
im broke
Hi I'm Chris Hansen
I'm half black
I followed you here
This isnt candy, uncle...
Thanks so much mom.
I have a cellar.
>>689275081
Hitler did nothing wrong
I diddled your squiddle
>>689275081
I browse 4chan
>>689286898
Those are 3 words you fucking cuck
>>689275081
Want the ol' lickaroo?
You payin' or nah?
>>689287004
I browse four chan
I am a SJW.
You cum after me!!!
i am a furry
4 out of 10
Do you do anal?
Your face is oily.
>>689275081
I have small penis.
Make America Great Again!
West Baptist church good.
You Like Gay Clubs?
>>689275081
I'm voting for Trump.
Watch me browse 4chan.
>>689287977
It's ruin a first date, not get laid on first date.
DIPSHIT
Got any younger sisters?
Want to join Scientology?
>>689275081
Pass the crack please
Is mcdonalds ok, m'lady?
"Men also face discrimination"
>>689275775
I found they enjoy this.
The niggers.
>>689275081
Ran over your dog
I Brought The Speghetti
>>689275081
Want the old lickerroo?
You like big cums?
Orlando had it coming.
Hitler did nothing wrong? Sorry, to lazy to read threw thread to see if someone already said this
I'm considered important online
>>689275081
>i really want children
>i wanna be married
>i am a faggot
>>689275081
HI BILLY MAYS HERE!
>>689275081
do you like anal?
>>689275081
I fucking love beyonce
/date
>>689290410
>Ctrl F
>>689275521
Haha, Gary!
I fucked your sister.
I don't have a sister
Then I fucked your mom.
>>689287977
The dubs of truth speak.
Is your penis feminine
>>689275081
You have herpes, too?
>>689291756
Even with 5 words you can't pick a good phrase
you're a trap, right?
Do you have dick
>Make America White Again
(Let's be honest, that's what Trump really means.)
or
>Vote for Donald Trump
or
>I'm a Trump Supporter.
or
>Trump's Micro Penis Rocks!
>>689275081
i go on 4chan