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Describe a video game but only in the format of a click bait title

>MOST SAVAGE MAN GOES FORWARD IN TIME TO FIND OUT HIS SON IS OLDER THAN HIM
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>>689273530
INSANE MAN LIBERATES CONTRY! AND YOU WON'T BELEVIE THE WAY HE DOES IT!
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>YOU WONT BELIEVE HOW THIS GUY SURVIVED 200 YEARS AFTER THE BOMBS FELL
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>>689273854
Fallout 4
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>> TOP 8 ROBOTS TO DESTROY AND ASSIMILATE BEFORE YOU STORM AN EVIL SCIENTISTS FORTRESS.
>> (NUMBER 3 WILL LITERALLY MAKE YOU SHIT A BARREL OF EXPLOSIVES)
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WITNESS OF MEETING MONSTERS SPEAKS OUT ABOUT HER EXPERIENCE
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THIS SOLDIER CAN LITERALLY WALL RUN AND FLY!!!
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>>689273530

Easy fallout 4

>>689275767

Mirrors edge?
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BANKS HATE HIM!! SEE HOW THIS MAN EARNED 10000 DOLLARS IN A QUICK AFTERNOON
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>>689275084

No clue, but very interested!
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>>689276066

Heist 2?
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>>689275084
Megaman
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>>689276066
Payday 2
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>>689276160
GTA, but yeah there are a lot of types of similar games
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>>689275084
Mega Man
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HOTTEST GIRL ALIVE DOES INSANE PARKOUR TO SAVE HER SISTER
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CRAZY KID FALLS IN A HOLE AND IS SAVED BY A SAVAGE GOAT
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>TUMBLR LOVES THEM!! FIND OUT HOW THIS SENTIENT FLOWER BECAME A GOD OF DEATH WHO COULDN'T KILL A SMALL CHILD
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>BUILD YOUR OWN SPACE EMPIRE AND CONQUER THE SOLAR SYSTEM IN THE MOST GREEN WAY POSSIBLE
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>>689275767
Black ops 3
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>>689273530
YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT SORT OF THINGS HAPPEN IN THIS QUARANTINE... [GONE WRONG] [GONE VIOLENT] [GOT IN A FIGHT] [SUPERPOWERS]
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>>689273530

>referencing the most underwhelming, content lacking, game of all time that offered nothing that it's modded prequels hadn't pretty much already done far better.

Mmmm I can taste the casual.
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THE SHORTEST HUMAN EVER FALLS 1000 FEET AND LIVES ONLY LANDING ON A BED OF FLOWERS, FIND OUT HOW!
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THIS ANIMAL LITERALLY KNOCKS VEHICLES OUT OF HIS WAY EASILY!!!!
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SON OF SATAN KILLS HIS OWN BROTHER WITH LONG EDGY SWORDS AND STUPID HAIRCUT
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>THE MOST SAVAGE KID KILLS HIS MOTHER AND DOES A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL
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>>689276427
Mirror's edge
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>>689276741
mario

>>689276784
goat simulator
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>>689276532
Undertale
>>689276428
Undertale
>>689276427
Mirrors edgy
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>>689276741
Undertale >>689276532
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>>689276428
Kill yourself...
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>>689276428
>>689276532
Undertale
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>>689276863
Not mario.
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>>689276792
Devil may cry
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>>689273530
PRINCESS NEEDS TO BE SAVED FROM A GIANT TURTLE, AND YOU WON'T BELIEVE HOW THIS MAN DOES IT!
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>>689276922
Got it fam!
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>>689276863
For the second one no, sonic adventure two
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>>689276833
Binding of Isaac
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>>689276927
Yeah, that was cancer.
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>>689277066
To be fair, there are a shit ton of animals in video games that knock vehicles away with ease.
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SEE HOW THESE SIMPLE TOYS SAVED THE WORLD!
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>>689275084
megaman
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>>play as your favorite team! Or create your own!!!
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>>689276741
Undertale
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>>689276963
Yup, nice!

>>689276958
>>689277066
Shit failed at both

CIVILIAN GETS PUNCHED BY RANDOM BLACK DUDE WITH MISSILE LAUNCHER IN HIS POCKET
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>>689273830
Just cause 1 to 3
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THE MOST BRUTAL MAN EATS PIZZA AND HUNTS DEMONS
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Easy Mode:
>ITALLIAN DOCTOR SAVES LIVES, YOU WONT BELIEVE HOW!

Hard Mode:
BREAKING NEWS: LAZER WIELDING FROG BREAKS INTO AN OFFICE BUILDING AND MURDERS A CAT AND A GIANT RECTANGLE
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>>689277277
Already did that one, devil may cry
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>CRAZY FUCKIN TWENTY YEAR OLD FUCK JOINS HACKER GROUP TO GET BACK AT GOVERNMENT FOR INCRIMINATING HIM FOR THE CRIME HE DIDNT COMMIT!
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DISCUSTING! THIS WOMAN WAS FOUND HAVING INTIMATE RELATIONSHIP WITH AN ANIMAL!
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SUPER BETA FUCKS UP DRAMATICALLY WITH HIS CHANCES OF GETTING A GIRLFRIEND THROUGH EMAIL!! (WITH SCREENSHOTS)!!
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>>689273530
PSYCHOPATH MAN ARMED WITH A SHOVEL DESTROYS PUBLIC PROPERTY.
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HUMAN MOVES TO ANIMAL ONLY VILLAGE
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WATCH THIS VIDEO OF A CAR CUSTOMIZED WITH A BOOT ON ITS TOOP FLY AND SHOOT A BALL AT 100 KM
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>>689277467
...Emily is Away?
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>>689277470
Shovel Knight
>>689277348
Watch Dogs
>>689277421
Okami?
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>>689277555
Animal crossing
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MAN DOES CHORES, MURDERS PEOPLE
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>>689276691
Salty neckbeard detected. Can't you just enjoy a game? It's fun, engaging, and is just different enough to not be a copy paste game.
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DOCTOR HATE HIM! THIS ZOMBIE FOUND THE PERFECT REMEDY TO GET HIS LIFE BACK, WATCH OUT HOW

(if wasn't busy playing I would have done a picture of that, please ps pro deliver for the kek)
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>>689277636
u mean watchdogs2
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>>689277586
Ye
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>THIS MAN SURVIVED A HUGE EXPLOSION AND GOT ELECTRIC POWERS, FIND HOW!!!
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>>689277715
Postal 2
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>>689277715
Postal 2?
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>THE 3RD INSTALLMENT THAT DOESNT EXIST
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BECOME WAIFU LOVING TRASH WITH DEMONS COMING OUT OF YOUR HEAD!?! (GONE INSIDE TV)
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>>689273530
MAD SCIENTISTS TURN GIRL INTO LIGHTSABER. LEARN HOW HER BOYFRIEND USED HER TO OBTAIN RIGHTEOUS JUSTICE.
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CASTLES HATE HIM!! SEE HOW THIS MAN CREATES SEVERAL PENISES ALSO USED AS SIEGE ENGINES
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>>689277874
Infamous
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>>689277874
Infamous
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MAN VISITS VILLAGE WITH HISPANIC SICK MAD FARMERS TO GET BACK THE US PRESIDENT HIS BLONDE HONEY BOO
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RUSSIANS HATE HIM! FIND OUT HOW HE USED PHONE CALLS TO TAKE OUT THE ENTIRE RUSSIAN MAFIA
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>YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE HOW SUCCESSFUL THIS BLATANT COPY OF A CLASSIC VALVE GAME BECAME
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>>689277636
Actually Sonic 06
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VAMPIRE NOVICE BECOMES MORE POWERFUL THAN A PRINCE! FIND OUT HOW!
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>>689277945
>>689277913
yup
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>>689273854
Fallout 3
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>>689278228
Overwatch
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DOCTORS HATE HIM! FIND OUT HOW ONE MAN LEARNED THE KEY TO IMMORTALITY JUST BY DRINKING CONSTANTLY!
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>>689278048
Besiege?
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+18 pr0n PURPLE THINGY SUCKS EVERYTHING +18 +18
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FIND OUT HOW THIS COURIER SURVIVED GETTING SHOT IN THE HEAD
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>>689278378
Dark Souls?
Any game with potions?
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>>689276427
Mirrors edge
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DRAGONS HATE HIM, FIND OUT HOW THIS MAN FOUND THE SOLUTION TO HIS DRAGON INVASION PROBLEM IN A COUNTRY IN A STATE OF REBELLION
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>>689277303
Easy mode: Dr. Mario

No fucking clue about second one
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>>689276566
Natural selection 2
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>THIS MAN SURVIVES A HUGE EXPLOSION AND GETS AN ELECTRIC STICK
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>>689278588
Skyrim
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>>689278661
you got easy mode
keep guessing
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>>689276625
Saints row 4
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>>689277566
Kek
Rocket League
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>>689278535
Fallout new vegas ?
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>>689278535
New vegas
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>>689276833
Fear
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GROX HATE HIM! WATCH AS THIS MOLECULE BECOMES A SPACE FARING CIVILIZATION
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>>689278805
Saints row 4 isn't in a quarantine... I mean in sr3 a section gets quarantined because zombies, but not sr4
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>>689273530

>NOT CMDR SHEPARD? THESE ARE THE TOP 21 CHARACTERS WHO SAVED THE GALAXY...
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LOCAL GUY GETS SACRED SWORD
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>>689278914
No... It's fucking TBOI

That's my guess btw, the binding of Isaac
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>>689277729
It had so much potential, and instead they just used it to make money by catering it towards consoles (best graphics possible, simple, bland, and sparse, content), it pisses me off!

Modded New Vegas looks miles better too!

What doesn't piss me off though is this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPr0rIIq46I
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>MOST CLICKS EVER SAVAGE DESTROYS MONSTERS
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>>689278823
>>689278826
Yes
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>>689278928
Easy, spore
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>>689278785
Battletoads??
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>CLICK HERE TO SEE HOW THESE SHITTY REPETITIVE GAMES GOT THEIR DICK SUCKED BY 12 YEAR OLD FURRIES
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>>689278948
>did you even play the game?
The whole thing was set in the coolest prison imaginable
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>>689279025
Quit lying to yourself, modded New Vegas does NOT look miles better. Even with ENBs it still looks outdated.
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>>689279152
fnaf
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>>689279103
nope

hint: related to cave story
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>>689279152
Overwatch
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>>689278548
Yup dark souls. I was referencing the estus flask
Btw fuck blighttown
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>>689278548
Well any rpg,
> Skyrim
> Fallout

etc
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>>689279025
Because that's modded! Don't bring mods into this! The modern have had, what, 6 years to mod and tweak and make the game look better, simply working from graphics, Bethesda had to work with everything, from half assed story to half assed dialogue, to half assed graphics... Wait... Shit
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>>689278167
Resident Evil 4
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WATCH WEIRD ASS HUMANOIDS BRUTALLY MURDER EACH OTHER IN THE GORIEST WAYS YOU'VE EVER SEEN (#17 WILL LITERALLY MAKE YOU CUM HYDROCHLORIC ACID!!!!)
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>>689279207
Well done.
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>>689279340
mortal kombat
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>>689279180
I wouldn't call a simulated city a prison, but with zinyak fucking with the music... I guess it's torture...
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>>689278928
Spore
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>>689279180
tbh it was a shitty game but so much fucking fun
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>>689279011

err Legend of Zelda?
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WOW! YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS! LOCAL MAN GETS DIAMONDS AFTER GETTING BLOWN UP BY GREEN SANDNIGGER
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>THIS MAN SURVIVED A TRUCK EXPLODING AND GOT BADASS POWERS OF STEALING POWERS, FIND OUT HOW
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>>689273530
SEE HOW THIS ONE TRIBE OF PEOPLE BUILDS A CITY! WILL IT LAST THE TEST OF TIME?
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>>689279405
They kind of exactly said it was a prison, Nevermind the Wardens and all.
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FIDDLES HATE HIM! SEE HOW THIS ONE MAN GETS PLAYED BEFORE ANY INSTRUMENT!!!!!!!
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AMAZING MAN SLAYS DRAGON BUY JUMPING ON HIM, CLICK TO SEE HOW
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>DRAGON PROBLEM? THE CHOSEN ONE IS HERE TO HELP, AND HE'S GOT AN AWESOME HAT
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>>689279532
Meinkrreft
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>>689279532
Minefag
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>>689279523

I was expecting this answer. Nope, it's harder than that, it's a wii game.
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MAN MAKES MONEY AT HOME RECORDING HIMSELF PLAY VIDEO GAMES! FIND OUT HOW!
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WOW KILLER BECOMES SINGLE PLAYER GAME WITH SUBSCRIPTION OPTION
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CRAZY DUCKS SHOOT EACH OTHER WHILE WEARING HATS AND CONTINUOUSLY QUACKING
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THIS MAN CAN HAVE SEX WITH ANY ALIEN ALIVE! FIND OUT HOW
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>>689279601
True... But you said quarantine
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>>689279719
Mass Effect?
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>>689279596
Civilization
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>THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT HATES HIM! FIND OUT HOW A MAN WITH JUST ONE EYE CAN ASSEMBLE AND LEAD A REBELLION IN SOUTH AMERICA IN JUST FIVE EASY STEPS!
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>>689279187
Yesterday me and my brother were looking at our modden new vegas, then switching to Fallout 4, and yes it does look worse, and it runs worse.

They couldn't even balance weapons in the slightest or making anyother other than a linear cliche plot, then filled the game with... nothing!

The main city is like 5 huts and 20 people!

Most people have nothing interesting to say, and there's little dark humour.

They borrowed from modded newvegas/fallout3 heavily and then did nothing else.

It's basically the Fallout equivalent of Far Cry.

>ANd now they're releasing an HD remake of Skyrim...

I just hope all this easy money they're making goes towards making something other than making more easy money...
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>A MONKEY
>A FRENCH GIRL
>A SUPER SEXY JAP DUDE
>AND A BUNCH OF OTHER FUCKERS DESTORY THE WORLD BUT YOULL NEVER KNOW WHY THEY STILL FIGHT!
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>>689279686
I've never played pewdiepies shitty game, but it's either that, or YouTube simulator
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>>689279295
yes

>>689279670
>>689279684
yes
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>>689279458
Plot was shit, I'll give you that. It ended up being gta with superpowers.
>mech sequence was god tier however
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>>689279881
Tekken
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>>689279786
Yep
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CELEBRITY SINGER SAVED BY BOYFRIEND WHO TOOK THE FATAL BLOW. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO DID IT AND WHAT SHE DOES NEXT!
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>>689279882
It's Youtuber's Life, nt tho
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YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT THIS PLUMBER JUMPS ON NEXT
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Undertale is awesome fuck you bitches
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This man is gathering all the hot lord souls and basically you're fucking retarded. click to find out more
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>>689279923
>that fucking mech sequence

>I came multiple times during those
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>>689278237
Dark?
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>>689273530
YOU SAID THAT WAS TOUGH BUT YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THIS
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>>689273530
>HOT BRUNETTE TAKES A LOAD
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>>689279923
I enjoyed how after Saints Row 2 they realized that they couldn't be GTA so they just went batshit crazy.
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>>689273530
PERFORMANCE ENHANCING DRUGS! RE-ANIMATED DINOSAURS! BLUE COLLAR WORKER TURNED SOLDIER OF FORTUNE ENDS COUPS AND RE-ESTABLISHES GOVERNMENT!
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