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/b/, why does Chloe Grace Moretz look so weird?Used to think she was kinda cute/


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/b/, why does Chloe Grace Moretz look so weird?

Used to think she was kinda cute/hot, but she had this ugly ass posture in Neighbors 2.

https://youtu.be/Fu7O1UZwkSk
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She was with a black guy.
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I can't quite place what it is about here that looks sort of uncanny. Someone explainnnnn
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>>689273241
wasnt there some conspiracy theory about her actually being a transgirl or something
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>>689273021
Because you're a pedo and she grew up.
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Idk, but I need to jerk off to her right now
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>>689273477
She always looked weird. I could never exactly pinpoint what it was about her but now she kinda looks awful
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>>689273241
She got the Aids?
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>>689273373
Don't think so. Two of her brothers are gay tho.
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>>689273726
it matches up

someone draw up a diagram
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>>689273271
Mmm those eyes and lips and nostrils
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>>689273691
>>689273726

Wait, So she is trans who caught Aids from a black guy?
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>>689273906
I thought it was her lips but they look fairly normal shaped, yeah? I dunno. But her nostrils I can agree with. And what's wrong with her eyes? They too far apart or something?

>>689274082
Yeah and she now supports Hillary
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She's a perfect rectangle.
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>>689274253
Those are man shoulders
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>>689274253
Should I lick the inside of those shoes or go straight to her ass?
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>>689274253
holy shit why
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>>689274349
what does that say about her?
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>>689274253
she has a hump

love is dead
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>she
Good one OP...
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>>689274253
Why is she slouching so bad? It's not like she has to carry the weight of her tits around
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>>689274672
Explain pls

I need to know the secret

Who did this
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fuck she's so wide, she looks like she's in the wrong aspect ratio
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>>689274253
She's got mexi-ass and quasimoto back
flat as a tortilla where the bump should be
>baby got back?
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>>689275085
can we fix this

can we make her better
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>>689273021
That looks a bit like MJ closers to his death.
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I've seen her on some Korean chat show, still have no idea who she is or what she does
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Gaiz its tru Chloe haz a dik
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>>689275878
She's an actress: Kick-Ass (2010), Kick-Ass 2 (2013), Fifth Wave (2016), If I Stay (2014), Neighbors 2 (2016)...
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>>689276070
those arms why
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>>689273021
Botox upper lip and make up.
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>>689276642
i can buy that
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>>689274253
Be fair. She looks better from the front.
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>>689277069
Looks dumb idk why broads do it, anyways, our numbers though not dubs, are cool.

Check'em?
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>>689275085
Yeah, the left one is edited, look at the car's scape pipe in the righ image is a perfect circle in the left is kinda width
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>>689277523
>shart water

>>689277540
thank
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>>689277523
I thought that was a shop for sure at first but it turns out that really is her leaving a Pilates class.
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>>689274620
well I did this and now I feel sad cause she doesn't look like that for real....
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>>689278284
Slight shop http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/02/13/23/312C6C6F00000578-0-image-m-3_1455406017517.jpg

>>689278608
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>>689278608
shooped Chloe is best chloe
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>>689278878
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>>689277540
>broads
Sure, these dames might be cute as a bug's ear but I don't plan on getting dizzy with 'em. Still a nice pout makes it easier to steal a honey cooler.
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>>689278878
>>689279090
eh?
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>>689274253
>>689277523
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>>689279371
kill me
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>>689279371
Makes me wonder if she's dumb enough to visit 4chan. I don't think a chick can handle the constant reality checks.
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I so would, I don't know how but it would happen.

>>689279371
Whats wrong with a boxxy body? I find it hot, I want her to pin me down, take advantage of me, and ride me like the piece of meat I am.
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>>689278608
FINALLY the body matches the face!
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>>689280373
Not bad.
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>>689279770
So you're a cuck with a mental illness.
See pic related.
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>>689280661
who could actually be turned on by that? terrible fake
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>>689280751

you are a monumental retard if you think a guy liking the girl to take physical lead is a sign of being a cuck with a mental illness.

check yourself anon. it's you who's not all there mentally from spending too much time online reading bullshit such as your pic related.
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>>689282220
>take advantage of me
>take physical lead

Do you read, kid? You are a monumental retard if you think a girl taking physical lead is the same thing as wanting to be dominated and taken advantage of.

Check yourself anon. It's you who's not all there mentally from spending too much time online reading bullshit.
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>>689282645
shut up and post more delicious chloe shoops
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>>689283041
I dunno mang
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She's not super skinny.
That's your answer.
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>>689283169
Hillary '16
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>>689283470
>she's not healthy

FTFY

>>689283577
kill me now
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>>689283470
actually she IS skinny. it's just that she has zero curves
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>>689273271
>>689273021
her neck is short and her head is really small in comparison to her body. That's why
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features that make kids look cute usually make adults look unattractive
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>>689280751

Thank you for posting this. I've been getting deeper and deeper into stuff I shouldn't be (stuff like wanting to be a trap), and have realized that it's something I should stop doing. This is hopefully the post that ends that...
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>>689284219
her dad is a plastic surgeon right? couldn't she get a full body discount?
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>>689284465
Y-Your welcome guy.
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>>689273021
what's uncanny is that she looks like a adult sized 8 year old
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>>689274253
but men have wide shoulders and women have wide hips. WHAT DOES IT MEAN
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>>689285004
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