Why didnt you die

>>689272290
Right, So?

>>689272290
Try it again, trial and error

why the fuck would you willingly choose the most painful way to die?

sack of potatos looking ass

No idea. It's 3rd degree on 76% of my body. 8 months in Tampa General Hospital.

If you weren't a worthless loser you would have done it right the first time

>>689272290
nipples burn right off hey?
never knew that.......

Is it a little nippy without your shirt on?

cool

>>689272457
I also am curious

>>689272290

What made you want to do that? Why not choose a less painful, and much more effective method? Do you ever think of trying again?

Pretty baller

>>689272290
Jesus Christ man.
What is your mental health diagnosis?

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Made my ears pretty cool though

With gas dude........ We all get sad but next time pick something less "most terrible way to go ever......"

>>689272290

Well, that sure wasn't very smart.

is your skin mostly numb now?

>>689272529
lol, I am glad you get to live with that now because you deserve it. Only way to get rid of it now is to kill yourself forrealzies this time.

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tits & timestamp
>or gtfo

>>689272457
Someone that wants attention

>>689272290
Did you burn your dick as well? If so, post pics

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ill just use a shotgun tbh

Been in therapy since I was 8. This is in order. Adhd, bipolar, borderline, ptsd. Currently dealing with borderline and just issues with interpersonal connection.

>>689272290
Looks like you were kinda fat to begin with, maybe try lose some weight, go to the gym and do weight training. You should still be able to put on some muscle and lose some fat. Try bio oil everyday for the scars too, it won't ever go completely away but it might help a little.

If at first you don't succeed.

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>>689272290
You fucking deserve it, you should've set yourself on fire and THEN jumped off a fucking building you dope. Nobody would've stopped your ass if you just took an elevator to a tall building. You could've also downed sleeping pills and booze so you ALMOST didnt feel a thing. Pic related

>>689272840
this

>>689272290
haha you got no nipple

>>689272290
show more

>>689272929
>don't try again

Please post pics of your dick and balls. Also better pic of nipples or lack thereof

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Surprisingly okay

how long did it take to regret your decision?

>>689272711

Damn Nice, also Check'd

>>689272899
u got raped when u were young or some shit?

>>689272290
That sounds like a really metal suicide attempt.

>>689273048
jack off with lighter fluid or gassoline and try lighting it on fire before jizzing

>>689272290

Fat AND dumb, congratulations.

It really is not that hard to kill yourself with 100% success, if that is what you really want.

The only reason a faggot would set himself on fire is if he wants attention and to traumatize others.

Zero respect.

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rekt

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>>689273048
oh shit
very nice, very nice

Fucking ouch, OP.

Were you a Buddhist monk?

The decision to use gasoline was entirely drug related. I barely remember setting the fire. I just remember putting it out and waking up a month later

>>689273048
Greasy dick

kill yourself for real this time

>>689273048

As long as you have a dick that works the rest of life can be tolerable.

>>689273048
I'm impressed

Pics of nipples and ass please
Also time stamp nigger

Lol you're a fucking a dumbass, out of all the ways you could killed yourself you chose fire LOL

>>689273048
Have you considered setting a girl on fire so she won't be able to do better than you?

>>689272388
because hes a fat fuck

>>689273048
>Surprisingly okay
its cut, its not okay.....

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>>689273521

I can understand people who wants to kill themselves, but not in such a painful way

>>689273264
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

these trips ere say post your face op

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>>689272617

>>689274101
roll

>>689273744
Confirmed fake. Ya dun goofed OP. Skin tone in you're original pic is obviosly white.

show face op trips demand it

>>689274178
nigger

>>689274223
>show face op trips demand it
Fml

>>689274223
Full body shot if tripz

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>>689274175
toaster steve? is that you?

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>>689274175
>all these newfags unable to recognize a poorly done shoop

Where do you go for therapy?

Quads incoming, show us face

>>689274175
>>689272290
the lesson here is that self-immolation is not a fun or smart method of suicide, but it does make great youtube videos

>>689274441
>>689274411
>>689274434
op you gotta show us face

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>>689274409

>>689272290
If you really, REALLY wanted to die there are plenty of ways that are both 100% more certain than self-immolation, far less painful, and with less bullshit for people to clean up after you're gone. You're an idiot.

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This be no shoop

>>689274409
kekked

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>>689274530
No, just a low quality shoop done by a low quality person

Now you're like Kevin Spacey in pay it forward

>>689274409
You're fucking retarded anon.

>>689274584
I was recovering from some pretty heavy drugs at the time. Wasn't a logical decision to begin with

>>689273665
That's actually not cut.

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>>689274639
toaster steve, please tell me its you

>>689272290
>tits or gtfo
>tfw no tits
Gtfo plz

>>689273665
This. Also almost got satanic trips.

>>689274858
are you retarded

how'd your face turn out?

also is your body all lumpy because of drugs/surgery or are you just fat?

I got to give it to you that is at least going out like a man. Burning yourself to death takes ball would be painful.

>>689272899
damn. keep hangin in there. Dont know what else to say....

>>689273048
its actually like a 9/10 god damn

PLEASE CONFIRM WHETHER YOU ARE TOASTER STEVE

https://youtu.be/xO72pekqhIc

>>689276163
Face op

>>689276163
toaster steve?

Who the fuck is toaster steve

>>689276726
summer is here

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>>689276163
you are fucking toaster steve arent you? you silly sausage, try to an hero again please

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>>689276726
Newfagging intensifies

>>689276163
Toaster fucking steve, i swear, Show us your face op

>>689272290
HOLY SHIT STEVE

>>689272881
>KMFDM sucks

>>689272290
goofball.

>>689276163

LOL LOLO LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>689277128
steve wasnt fat was he?

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>>689276163
toaster steve... you tough that /b/ won't remember, lol you absolute mad man!

>>689272290
I'm sorry OP.

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Fuck it

I don't understand nothing. NO THING

>>689278222
so why you decided to kill yourself?

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>>689277915
you can put some belly in 3 years dumbass, specially if you are depressed like our friend steve here, although i have to say, he does have a healthy cock

>>689278321

>>689278222

oh shit he handsome

I want some of that attentionwhore dick

Imma grill btw

>>689272290
why. how lethal do you think fire is? gasoline doesnt even burn that hot, either.

if you wanted to kill yourself, you shouldve mixed in some Styrofoam, or ping pong balls, and some aluminium powder

oh well. im sorry you were an ignorant idiot, and now lack nipples.

buy a nice suit that fits really well, and fuck chicks through the zipper, so they dont see your body, and you still look sexy, because suits are sexy 90% of the time.

>>689278222
You sir, are a good looking young man.

The scars are not that bad, Nice dick.
Just dont be stupid again - stay off drugs.

toaster steve died.. right?

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>>689272899

as a borderline, ur doing this for attention u stupid slut

kill yourself like a man and stop hurting everyone around you while you try to get attention for being a pathetic waste of space

>yes, i am projecting

nigger

That's gross bro probably should finish the job. No one could love that scarred tissue skin.

But did you die?

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>>689278222
abandon thread, toaster steve not confirmed, just some random fag

>>689278699
Obv not fag
Checkd also

>>689272290
Deadpool irl

>>689278222
Ugly, crispy and dumb.

>>689272783
Well, aren't you an edgy anon.

Why dont you answer our questions faggitto

Who would want to fuck that?

>>689272290
Arafon

Can't even kill yourself correctly. No wonder your sorry ass is alone.

op does not reply

grill leaves thread (but toaster steve IS dead right?)

Why don;t you just actually kill yourself properly this time? Because you're attention seeking scum. Enjoy spending the rest of your days alone.

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>>689272614
First thing I noticed too

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>>689278222
>>689272290
why didn't you attempt again?

>>689279442
I'm here, I'm just lazy

>>689278222
"""""""""""Hot"""""""""""

>>689277145
KMFDM is amazing. Kys.

>>689278222
that is indeed you steve i recognize you. please tell us about the aftermath of your previous suicide attempt.

>>689279565
then don't make a thread


IS TOASTER STEVE ALIVE THOUGH??

>>689277145
different anon, but this song's pretty cool. only one i've heard tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy6Y3jTWY90

lose a little weight so not look like potato bag, burn scars don't even look so bad, he handsome

>>689272290
Thanks for sharing, OP. Do you still remember the feeling? Did it feel worse than you imagined it would? Why did you do it? What would you recommend to someone wanting to go out a similar way?

How do I prove I'm not Steve?

>>689272290
of all the ways to kill yourself this faggot picks one of the most painful

>>689273385
Which drugs?

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>>689272290
Can jet fuel melt steel beams?

>>689272290
Seems like a poorly thought out plan honestly.

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>>689279797
look at the nose and facial features

>>689272290
congratulations on being retarded

>>689280133

I know OP isn't our tsteve but the fact that some people were thinking he was must mean he didn't die...

>>689279982
>>689279982
Yes, first it was loud(you know when you ignite your gas grill? Imagine that but all around you), then cold, then tingly, then pain beyond imagination. It was definitely worse than I thought it would be because when I did It I was so fucked up I was convinced I'd die instantly. If someone wanted to do this? I'd say don't expect to be as lucky as me. There's no fucking reason for me to be here. It was a fluke.

>>689280539
did you find a new purpose in life as a burned man

>>689278222
>Trips checked
>Toaster Steve
>Literally gets toasted
>Good luck with your life, dude
>I got electrocuted and lost the ability to use my hands
>Have hot Jap nurse or Swedish physical therapist jack me off
>pretty much like this kid but im not disabled 100%... http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=eae_1323655068&comments=1
>I still want to kill myself though

>>689280897
Basically yeah

>>689280530
he didnt, he got rescued before he died

>>689272290

you look like mr. peanut

>>689281338
how do you feel about your body now? what is your everyday life like?

>>689281351

OMG I read he had died and cried, I CRIED FOR NOTHING?!

do the burns still hurt?

>>689281567
Well when they woke me up a month later I couldn't walk obviously, and my left arm had a permanent none growth in the elbow making it impossible to move. So I had to learn how to walk again on legs that hadn't moved in 42 days. Mean while I had to stretch my arm out with the intention of getting surgery to remove the growth, but honestly It opens most of the way and the webbing it's too bad so idc. It took over a year for the skin to totally close. These days I can walk fine, use both arms and I can do most physical activities, though not as consistently. I stretch in the morning and I have to take care of my skin. Honestly it was kind of the kick in the ass I needed to get my shit together.

>>689282311

his cold heart freezes the pain.

>>689281709
I'm not Steve.