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it's time for IOWA thread
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OP is a faggot
>319 here
>bumping for interest
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>>689265589
Tits or gtfo OP
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>>689266116
319 as well
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563
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>>689266233
Dubs confirm>>689266233
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>>689266318
Where in the hell in the 563 anon?
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you wanted tits here you go faggot
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>>689266589
quad cities
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712
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641 reporting
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>>689266947
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>>689266947
Nice real nice
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This bitch
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>>689265589
641 nigga
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>>689266947
where are you my boi?
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>>689266947
Damn son
>not OP
Anon delivers
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319, just moved to Cedar Rapids a few days ago. Waddup y'all?
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>>689266745
Little over hour and a half away, Age Gender? Male 18 here
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712
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>>689266888
Explain 712
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>>689267927
Whats good in the 641?
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>>689266233
>>689266441
>>689268396
319 IC edition
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>>689268396
Chillin down south near keokuk
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>>689268526
21/m
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Small Town Iowa Here.
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>>689268706
mason city fag here
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>>689268805
>>689268861
What town?
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>>689268838
Dank shit man, what do you do for fun? Preference?
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My friend has family who live in Iowa, and his mom drags him there very summer. To quote him, he said "...it's just corn. That's it, there just corn. The nearest grocery store is an hour and a half away, and there's nothing to do in the town."
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>>689268934
Clarinda
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>>689268934
Damn son youre almost 4 hours away
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>>689268990
We also grow and cultivate incest and meth here in iowa. Beastiality too
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>>689268990
Depends where in Iowa you live. I have plenty a grocery store in my area ranging from one minute to 15 minutes away.
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>>689268990

Can confirm
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712
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712 is Council Bluffs area code
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>>689269019
4 hours away, if good dick i'll suck
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So 319 anons, we having a /b/tard circlejerk sometime or what?
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I've never heard of Iowa... is it a country somewhere in the Europe-Asia border?
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>>689269397
M/F?
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If it was up your ass you'd know
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>>689269410
Fuck off nigger, we fuck trisate area bitches in this thread
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>>689269454
Iowa is smack dab in the middle of Goddamn Bless Fucking America, right next to chicago
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>>689268936
mostly just chill, there isn't that much to do out here
and i'm bi
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>>689268396
Girls there smell like oatmeal.
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>>689269575
Male :DDDDDDD 18 here
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>>689269454
State, part of the US. Similar to a province or prefecture.
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>>689269843
Prolly cause of the Quaker Oats factory kek
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>>689269902
I think he was trolling bro.
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>>689265589
712 Up in hurr, Nw iowa fam unite.
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>>689270000
>QUADS = the voice of reason
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>>689269828
Youre a whiles away too though, if you were under an half hour i'd make the effort
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>>689266947
641 here boyyyyyyyyyyy

lonely man currently home alone with pizza hut and 4chan
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712/402 anyone wanna kik?
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>>689270000
WITNESSED, CHECKED, THE PROPHET QUADS HAVE SPOKEN
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>>689270118
yeah, thats a long way to go
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563 here
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>>689270296
Whats yours? I have a kik
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>>689270382
Yeah, kik or snapchat?
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>>689270443
TheConvictHero
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>>689270421
age? gender? preference?
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>mfw thread
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>>689268990
>"my friend"
don't knock it before you try it. Iowa is a nice place
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>>689270796
Fag, towel head, 69 trolololololol
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>>689265589
515 it's hot as fuck here
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Creston fag checking in. Wishing I had a cock to suck. But considering I'm chubby and hairy, it prolly won't happen. :(
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>>689271122
Sup ma nugga, 515 represent
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>>689271265
Jason?
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>>689270598
Kk m8
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>>689271454
Haha
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Hurr durr i heve snepchet
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>>689271000
Trips
>summerfag exposed
The truth
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>>689271617
You still working at MF?
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>>689271454
Nope but I am watching the Jason marathon on SyFy lol
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>>689268396

Where from? Grew up on NW side. Still here
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>>689271121
exactly how did you know
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>>689271947
Oh
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>>689266116
Yo 319 too
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>>689271872
NW until flooded out. Now SW. Nice day today. Humidity finally gone.
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>>689272243

I live very close to the flood zone. Been in Wisconsin for a few days, just got back today. Weather seems legit today.
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>>689271872
I'm on NE side. Just moved here from a town of 300. Starting new job tomorrow
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563
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>>689272167
Oh really? What area?
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>>689272430

Cool, where or what line of work?
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Genuinely surprised there are other /b/tards in 712.

Old fags or highschool kids?
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>>689272502
Transamerica. Gonna be doing IT stuff there. What all is there to do in CR that you recommend?
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>>689268805
>keokuk
Aww shit
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>>689272562
24 here
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>>689272480
Keokuk
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>>689270531
kik is quadcitiesbi
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>>689272645
You haven't really done CR until you try the meth. Just like granny used to make
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>>689272436
Area?
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>>689272682
Yeeeeee booooiiiiiiii hmu sometime
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>>689272562
22 also been around /b/ forever.. Like... since the Trollface was massive
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>>689272766
Dank shit man, contact? Also nice dubs
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>>689272645
Ped mall in Iowa City when fall classes start.
Area dripping with parties and pussy.
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>>689272812
Ight fam
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>>689273095
>>689272997
Don't have kik or snapchat atm how bout you guys?
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>>689266745

Qc here
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>>689273136
Nice, Iowa City's pretty cool. Have had many fun experiences there
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>>689273077

Did you graduate in the class of 2012? thats like 90 ish people, im genuinely curious now.
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>>689270382
M/>>689270382
F
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>>689272645

Awesome I work right next to there. Depends on what you're into, what age, got a family, etc.

I'm 32 with a wife and 2 year old so we like going to free live music during the summer. Most Thursday and Friday nights there's some solid free entertainment. BYOB and a picnic blanket, sit on a lawn, and listen to some music kind of shit.

Otherwise the downtown bars are always hopping Fri and Sat.

If you're into biking or hippy shit in general you'll want to spend a lot of time at New Bo.

Hit up /r/cedarrapids on Reddit, people are helpful there.
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>>689270796

M. 39. Straight.
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>>689273255
Email? Your pick
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319 W'loo checking in
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Sewer City reporting in
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>>689273308
Yessir.. I only know of 2 /b/ tards in my town other than myself... it's near sioux Center Iowa
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>>689273328
Male
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>>689272562
96 here
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>>689273515
YIM?
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515 here
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>>689273592
I'm an hour north of Sioux City yo
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>>689273518
I got a friend up there
>>689273357
I'm 20, single, just me and my cat. I'm more of the shut-in type. So far all I've done regarding activities and places in CR is go to Lumberyard and Woody's. Met a dancer on here in an iowa thread once believe it or not, and met her in person the other night
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>>689273287
21/m
you?
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>>689271000
LOL is this tony
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>>689273685
I never understood how to make a ymail, if anything i'll write it down and see what i can do?
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>>689273308

Anon. Best ass in the class? Id vote Addrienne, lawd have mercy
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641 checking in, Mitchellville
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>>689265589
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>>689273646
96 YEARS OLD? HOLY SHIT MAN, DO YOU REMEMBER THE JFK ASSASSINATION? BET YOU GOT FRONT ROW SEATS MUDDAFUCKAAAAAA
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>>689268805
Bout to move to Keokuk, whats it like? Any hot girls?
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I'm surprised how many Iowans there are here
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>>689274011
hahahahahahaahahahhahahahaha
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>>689273605
Anon. Best ass in the class? Id vote Addrienne, lawd have mercy
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>>689274011
full of meth heads
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>>689272562
22 here, kik is TheConvictHero.
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>>689274011
And it can reek thanks to the factories in town.
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>>689274080
There is a circle-k there and that is about it.
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>>689274011
Well dubs, its like having something extra to live
>a chromosome
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>>689274162
Dafuq? How many crystals you smoke in the past 4 days bro?
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>>689273811
Turns out I do have an old kik. Iusesluts. Lame as fuck I know, but I was a stupid kid and thought it would get me laid.
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>>689274401
Damn son, savage, i'll mesg you
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>>689274316
No really what is it like? Hold the 4chan humour if you can
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>>689272645
You can always fuck my ex. Search for Tina Stripling. She loves the cock. Tell her that Mike sent you.
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>>689274649
Its a shit hole. no one is fucking with you. There is a circle-k there and that is the highlight. Meth and fucking hicks.
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>>689274649
Its like a low-key white detroit with the same nigger issues
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>>689274803
This. Just this.
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Bumpity boo nigger.
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>>689274803
I will say though West-K Mart has some pretty good pizza.
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>>689274803
I'll be living along the missippi I know they have a Walmart skatepark and wing place so it can't be to bad
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Dubs gets nudes, bout to shower
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>>689275644
Self induced dubs=deliver
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>>689275540
Dude. I'm sorry.
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>>689275644
Well shit man, and here i wanted to play a get thread
>trips decides what to do with me
>i'll post soon
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>>689275946
It's that bad eh? As long as I can find a cutie it will be alright. Also I'm bringing tons of weed, I assume Iowa has stoners?
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>>689266116
>>689266233
>>689268396

319, here. North of Niggerloo a good 30 miles.
What's everybody up to?
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Ankeny bro here
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>>689276353
You're out of state? What the fuck is wrong with you, go somewhere else!!!
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>>689276353
Bring weed. You're gonna need it to avoid offing yourself.
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>>689276353

It does, prices can kinda suck though. Theres tons of people who dont mind paying 20 a g. If you're in bigger cities you can find hookups for like 40 for an eighth/200 an O kinda prices. Just depends what you have around you.
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>>689276470
Location? Fort Maddy here
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>>689276616
Ya I'm in Colorado now I just want to live en the boonies for awhile
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Way south 319 here
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>>689276810
Well, its the boonies for sure.
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>>689274783
Fuck you, you fucking autistic nigger! Best get my name out of your filthy whore mouth. Take this shit elsewhere.
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>>689276751
Little town called Tripoli. Total shit-town.

>>689276810
Go south if you want boonies. In Iowa towns everyone is in your shit. Go to the woods of Missouri or something.
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>>689276751
fort madison here
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>>689276842
Where at?
>>689276810
Careful what you wish for yo
>>689276993
Hello Tina, this is the hacker 4chan
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Can't find bud in ankeny for less than 25/g or 60-70 an eighth
Fuck that noise
I drive 3 hours to pick up for a decent price
Anything decent priced here is ditch weed
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>>689277024
Can confirm. I live on Iowa/Missouri state line. Backwoods as fuck
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>>689277112
Well I'll be selling 35 an 1\8 of top shelf Colorado weed
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>>689277196
I'm thinking of hopping the border and going south. Maybe even to Alabama. Seems comfy.
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>>689277112
I'm not kidding you can find me in Keokuk will be arriving Friday night
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>>689277294
Just saying you could get away with 50 an eighth easy and make at least 400 off each O. Iowa is just risky if you care about going to college ever. Get busted with more than 1 Gram and boom no more financial aid ever get rekt faggot go to another state for college.
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>>689277505
dude, ankey is like 4 hours away from keo.
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>>689277092
Fort maddy, im same fagging this thread but i want a /b/ro friend
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>>689277747
My captcha kek
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712 SW Iowa
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>>689277511
So if I were to bring a pound of Washington purple goo bud, I could off that shit for enough to pay for the trip and put a few hundred in my pocket.
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>>689268396
I'm from CR. Get out while you still can. Chicago is sending all their riff raff there.
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>>689277511
Well I got four ounces for 500 so I will still make money plus I'll have some fire LSD I'll be selling
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>>689275644
Fromearlier
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>>689278004
Pretty much. Weed prices can be ridiculous around here.

You should come smoke me up anyways :^)
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>>689278063
Too late, just signed on for a 6 month contract
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>>689278121
nice cock
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>>689278265
6 months isn't too bad. What neighborhood? If it's not Wellington Heights you should be fine.
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>>689278386
Thanks m8
>iowa dick r8 thread anyone?
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>>689278121
CP detected
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712
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>>689278407
>>689278407
>>689278407
>>689278407
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>>689278264
When I was living in CR the WA goo was going for 15 an eighth. Got the legal weed here now. I know a few growers.
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>>689278121
Are you native to iowa? and are you a spic?
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>>689278413
I'm not too sure what neighborhood. I'm in northeast at The Pointe
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>>689278648
Sup /b/itch?
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21/f here
Paloma hall @ Graceland. Any males wanna meet at the bell in 15min?
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>>689278518
Fuck off nigger :^D
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>>689278838
You know the rules.
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>>689278767
Nah, just dark. Im a mutt if anything
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>>689278735
Cheapest I can get is $45 an 1/8th and it's decent enough so I'm not too upset compared to the usual $60 for fucking spic brickweed.
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>>689278953
a mutt? is your dad uncut or something? cuz if you are native to IA, that is uncommon
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>>689278767
Yes im a native too
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>>689278735
Not eighth. *gram
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>>689278882
sorry little boy but size matters
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>>689274011

Iowa girls typically look like this and will suck cock for meth easy
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>>689266888
Where in the 712?
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>>689278121
gross dude
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>>689279251
hit the nail on the head.
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I'VE SEEN EM DOWN AT SOCO
THEY'RE POUNDING SIXTEEN PENNY NAILS
TRUCKERS ON THE INTERSTATE
HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO RIDE THE RAILS
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>>689269019
Dude! I live in Red Oak!
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>>689279543
AYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEE age anon?
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>>689279031
Prices here are 40 1/8th, 300 for an OZ, and I can pull a pound from one of my growers for 1200-1500, depending on the quality.
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>>689271265
Red Oak fag here.
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>>689272562
23 here. Red Oak checking in.
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urbandale muthafuckers!!!!!!!
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>Live in Missouri
>Family lives in Iowa
>Have to travel through south Iowa to get there
There's fucking nothing there guys except a terrifying paper mill. I'll grant you that you have more trees in that area than Kansas, but if you go to east Iowa you fuckers have less going for you than west Kansas.
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Tell me what exactly is so good about Iowa? Why does it still exist as part of the US and not been taken over by the canadafags?
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>>689279830
Class of 2011
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>>689279722
I always wanted to move to Colorado as a kid but now all the dudeweeds are moving in. I just wanna smoke a joint and hike in the mountains but no, it's gotta be 420blazeit 24/7
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>>689279911
because we have 30 round mags and Canadians only have 5 a
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>>689279911
Minnesota is between Iowa and Canada?
Are you fucking retarded?
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>>689280104
You can literally have a 30 rnd magazine ANYWHERE, the question is legality.
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>>689280104
Have you forgotten the bill that would criminalize the gifting of rifles that barely failed? We're more Yankee than you think.
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>>689279701
I'm 23. Male.
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>>689280044
Not for me. I'm straightedge because work. 85K a year is better than being high. But I know a lot of people
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>>689280408

It was a high power magazine
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>>689278772
Oh you should be alright then. If you have the chance go to tings red lantern. Pretty good Chinese food.
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>>689279989
Yep, class of 2011. Graduated from East Mills, though.
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>>689280564
Does your shit smell like roses and your cock 15 inches long too?
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>>689280407
What exactly is your point? Minnesota can join iow a in Canada. What is the point of Minnesota except for the butt of our "tiny soda" jokes?
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>>689280644
Solid, I love Chinese food. Cooked this sesame chicken and ramen tonight
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>>689280756
You know Nick G?
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641 - MTown checking in.
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563 QC
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>>689280927
Nick Griner?
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>>689281170
gad dammit zach, go to bed.
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>>689280927

That guy use to sell my stupid mentally ill friend some weak ass powdered capsule painkillers telling him it was oxys. Him and a guy named Pappas are like twins of eachother. Cancerous.
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>>689271122
Can confirm, hot as fuck out of no where
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>>689280910
Damn that looks good. Is that your own recipe?
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>>689280841
Just the average white guy 7.5 inches. Getting close to retirement and figuring out what I want to do. If I can run weed and make money while I travel, that's good.
My poop stinks bad, bro.
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>>689280927
Or is it Nick Gragg?
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>>689281641
Nebraska has been pulling over Colorado plates like stink on your shit
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>>689281355
Nick Gragg? And Josh Pappas?
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>>689281355
Sounds like the guy. Long hair beanie type?
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Would you fuc
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>>689281841
>>689281975
Small world
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>>689265589
Had phone sex with a girl from Iowa long ago

She ended up getting an embolism and needed surgery to save her life at 15...
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>>689281558
Been hiding in the AC all day. What was the high?
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>>689276513
Ankeny fuckin sucks
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>>689281623
Nah lol. I got this frozen "InnovAsian Cuisine" sesame chicken and cooked it in a frying pan and then cooked the ramen with the soup base, but drained it after it was done and then just put the chicken on top. I was surprised it actually turned out well
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>>689282246
Yes, obviously. I'd rather look like that and get fucked though. :^)
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>>689281975

Indeed, small fucking world anons.
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>>689282302
Round here; not very. 80 or something. Yesterday was waaaaaaaaay nice. I fucking love the 90+ weather!
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>>689278953
>>689279037
>>689279037
??
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>>689266745
Former QC. Miss it, loved it.
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>>689282268
Holy shit. Who is this?
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This is hot
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>>689279869
Why the fuck does anyone live there?
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>>689282654
I love the heat, just not for long. fuck humidity.
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>>689282690
He looks uncircumcised. Circumcision is popular in the midwest.
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>>689282810
An acquaintance of Nicks i figure he'd post here.
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>>689282844
Because Meth is cheap here
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>>689282899
You know it's gonna be a good day when it takes your hair 30 minutes to dry and you can't quite get your back dry after a shower!
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>>689281558
Like 97, felt like 140 on the fresh asphalt on euclid today
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