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>>689229345
>considering hugging people
wat did u do with the real dash
>>689229439
If you are in Orlando, please be safe and please donate blood if you can.
O+ and O- blood donors needed. Due to the shooting overnight, the hospital and blood bank is critically low right now for donated blood. If you are able, please go donate.
This valuable gift you can give is a direct way to help those injured from this tragic incident.
>>689229589
ill donate my dick into your ass
BAM
>>689229589
Does sperm count?
>>689229559
There was never a real Dash. I'm ever evolving. My spirit is an ocean, constantly flowing and changing.
>>689229589
Fuck off.
>>689229704
Also this.
>>689229704
dick donations are best donations.
>>689229776
what spirit
i thought you sold it in exchange for viking hair and that's why you are sad all the time
>>689229810
gat em
>>689229872
yes
but im not actually donating my dick to anyone its too high quality
>>689230012
No, my hair was granted to me by Odin. I sold my soul to Satan, but I told him to fuck off and killed him and got it back.
>>689230075
aryans did nothing
hitler was right
>>689230012
there has to be someone you'd donate it to, willingly of course.
>>689230280
>willingly
Whoever said it could be willingly?
>>689230139
E D G Y
anyway im a real viking. not you. american ass nigga. i have real viking blood and that's why i fuckin love the cold
>>689230280
yes. my bf.
but its not really a donation at that point. more of a trade. cos then he has to penis my butt too
>>689230412
ok that's funny as shit
>>689229559
He is the real dash. He's great at making friends.
>>689229385
>>689229676
I can't find it, actually. Which is bad. Glitter is like herpes. Once it gets spilled it spreads like wild fire.
>>689230419
Ok, forceful dick donating then.
>>689230481
Seems like a fair exchange.
>>689230424
That's pretty hair. She would make good viking babbies.
>>689230481
I love the cold too. But I'm a Celt actually, but I don't know any Celtic pagan shit, so I substitute with with Norse. It's close enough.
>>689230530
/pol/ is fun right now
>>689230606
fursuit cringe needs to die in a fire.
>>689230622
>dat pic
Top fucking kek.
>>689230644
That too.
>>689230742
I guess I should have said filename, but I'm too tired to really give a fuck.
>>689230644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNtTEibFvlQ
>>689230630
yea its pretty good. he's top tier too so its good deal
not like im gettin jewed or anything
>>689230633
>im a celt
im half scottish and half cornish and my second name is literally just the name of a huge scottish clan
get outa here FAKE CELT
>>689230644
/pol/ is always fun
its like /b/ without the porn
>>689230843
I know right, such a pain.
Which reminds me.
I need to get laid.
>>689231103
I'm mostly Irish on my dad's side, Scotch-Irish on my mom's. My dad's side of the family is named after a derivative of Finnegan. I'm very Celt. I even have green eyes. Maybe not a ginger, but I wish I was.
>>689231227
We all do.
>>689231409
>>689231409
>Maybe not a ginger, but I wish I was.
Then you wouldn't have a soul. Suck it, Satan.
>>689231447
The world could use some extra puss.
>>689231319
>lab instructor
>dog
kek
>>689231628
>implying I'd need a soul
Satan is my master anyway.
>>689231319
the autism is real
>>689231409
tfw ginger
got darker over time but damn you should have seen me when i was like.. 12
ginger hair all the way down to my nipples. was the shit.
>>689231737
I'm jelly. Pretty based.
>>689229589
Pretty sure Furries are all gay and therefore uneligible from donating blood. Please stop trying to get others infected with AIDS, Thank you.
Oh, I just remembered that I was listening to Viking metal too. Ain't that something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX1Swx9MJv8
>>689232025
oh my. Hope the mods aren't being too quick today.
>>689231902
Well, other way 'round, unless you fancy wrestling me for who ends up on the bottom.
>>689232047
>uneligible
It's ineligible, you fucking retard. If you're going to try and insult an entire group of people, at least make sure you don't make such a stupid mistake.
>>689231808
so yea fam im pretty fuckin viking over here
femboy viking tho
>>689232077
viking metal is always gud
>>689229439
Fuck off to a different board faggot
>>689232377
>femboy viking
So a Swedecuck?
>>689232555
Naw. Go back to your dubs thread spidey.
Delete this garbage
>>689232377
GTFO faggot
>>689232684
wtf is this shit
>>689232585
nah swedes aren't femboys they are just cucks who like muslims
>Mew b&
Well that didn't take long.
>>689233113
Naw.
>>689233186
Mental flares.
>>689233069
Mom, where's the camera? I need for uhh a movie.
>>689233219
Fucking Swedes. They used to be badass. I'm glad I'm a Celt and not a Viking. Disgraceful.
>>689233150
no you
>>689233265
yea for sure. he's a newfag right? wounder how surprised he's gonna be.
>>689232025
That's funny, Hector gets B& for that one all the time.
I have the full set for that pic too.
>>689232228
The butthurt is real. Why don't you organize some Furry Costome parade to your local blood bank instead of sitting here and fapping all day to cartoons dipshit?
>>689233460
He's new to these threads, but supposedly has been around for about 9 years. He gets b& every now and then, but he'll be back pretty soon.
>>689233460
Kill yourself faggot.
>>689233426
yea
brits used to be cool too
shame a lot of contries that used to be badass just turned into cuck tier bullshit.
US too tbh
>>689233626
>supposedly
suure
Now that mr. Trump is a guarantee president maybe he will deport you cocksuckers too
#MAGA2016
Any have some cum inflation pics or any abdominal bulge pics/videos or good links.
>>689233778
nah man why would i waste my time doing something like that when i can sit here and enjoy all this porn?
>>689233791
It really is sad. And now being a Nationalist is like being a fucking Nazi. Retarded leftists.
Nah, I can tell that he's been around for a while by what he posts, and his overall persona. He's definitely been around a while, but is only recently a furfag because of shark belly guy and vore.
any chubby redheaded snow leopards?
>>689233965
Because you're an insufferable moron who has the moral obligation to do so.
>>689233965
I like where this is goin'.
>>689234275
Welcome back.
>>689234074
yep
cucks are taking over man. its sad
>>689234111
me? naaaaww
im the best
>>689234160
lol gay
>>689234275
>>689234482
Some of the other pics are better.
>>689234482
remove your pass when you post beast shit then
>>689234482
Should have signed out. Sign out for a while every time you post any zoo.
can someone give me directions out of this thread?
>>689234731
There are no directions. The ride never ends.
>>689234775
Gotta be careful, broseph.
>>689234731
come into my fort.
Anyway, I'll catch you guys later. Gonna go out to eat and celebrate, may or may not be back later today.
>>689234988
on a scale of one to ten how sad is your birthday this year?
>>689234988
Later, Dash.
>>689233792
implying I'm voting for berno or shillary.
Also, can I get some MAGA furs?
>>689234988
Take care bro, have a good one.
>>689234074
>And now being a Nationalist is like being a fucking Nazi.
It always pisses me off how the people who push this bullshit unironically wave hammer & sickle flags and excuse the worst acts of the Soviet Union.
And it's not even being a nationalist. Simply saying mass immigration sucks is enough.
Where is everyone?
>>689235894
Watching this guys comic>>689235951
I may lurk for a few minutes before I head out, still waiting on the rest of my family.
>>689235112
It's actually pretty damn good so far, surprisingly. Apparently I have 4 cards and 2 presents, which I wasn't really expecting. Haven't opened them yet, that's for later. So I'd say it's been about an 8 so far.
>>689235524
Fuck off bigot.
Everyone has a fair chance to life and happiness. We shouldn't hold it against people if they were born in the wrong area
>>689236220
Congrats anon
>>689235894
Still here, just chillin' 'n lurkin'.
>>689236058
>>689236107
Double ban. Harsh.
>>689236220
pretty good then
happy birthday FAGGOT
socks when?
