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My bald rat jus die. trips decide what do with corpse
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My bald rat jus die. trips decide what do with corpse
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>>689216433
viking funeral for a /b/ro
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Burry it.
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>>689216433
Burn it for the glory of kek.
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Fork it
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>>689216607
Roll
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Hire a pastor to come over and say a few words after you bury him. post grave and pastor pic as proof
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Roll a blunt with the skin and the tail, give a viking funeral to the rest of the corpse while smoking the skin-tail blunt
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Consume for rat power
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cook it in a burrito
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>>689216433
Slap it with your cock.Timestamp.
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Stuff it in your foreskin
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>>689216607
rolling
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>>689216433
hang it from a tree out front
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Eat it
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>>689216874
this please
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Bread and Pan Fry!
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>>689216928
roll
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>>689216870
roll
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>>689216840
Rolling
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>>689216807
roll
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>>689216920
NEVER MIND I WANT THIS
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>>689216987
rolls royce
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Microwave
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>>689216920
Roll
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Shove it up your ass
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>>689216979
seconding!
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>>689216433
>Cremation
>Then snort it
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>>689216807
this
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>>689217059
rollie pollie
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>>689216840
Roll
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>>689216433
deep fry and rolling pin.
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>>689216433
dissect, cook and eat
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>>689217059
Rollie pollie Ollie
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>>689217100
Check'd
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>>689217211
Nice
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Rat sushi
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>>689216433
Kiss it sensually
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make a hole fuck it and nut inside
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>>689216433
Put it in your butt
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Nice funeral
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eat raw
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Snort it
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>>689217288
reroll
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Microwave that bitch. Also TIMESTAMP.
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>>689216955
dubs confirm

eat it
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>>689216433
put it in a small box, send it out on a lake/river/sea whatever
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>>689216433
So you make a thread every time your rat dies?
How do you resurrect it?
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Bury it under a sign saying "Hello rato"
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>>689217347
It's trips you kike
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snort it now
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eat it with chili
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Put in anus, post.
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cut hole and pis in/on it
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Drain it's blood and use it as lube to fap
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Microwave
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>>689216433
Stick it up your ass
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>>689216433
Gut it, roast it with barbecue, and eat. Upload pics.
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>>689217433
dubs confirm

fuck off you nigger
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>>689217059
roller blade
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Bite its head off
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bury it
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burn it and snort
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>>689217570
this
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>>689216433

make the other rat eat it
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Impale it on your cock!
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SNORT
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Fuck it
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>>689217570
This.
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shit on it then cook and eat it
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>>689216807
roller
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>>689217590
please
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>>689216433

microwave till it explodes
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>>689217754
roll
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Shove it up your asshole.
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>>689217583
>dubs confirm
So you're a confirmed kike?
>>689217433
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Tape to penis
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>>689216433
Fuck it...
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Viking funeral
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write a threatening letter that sounds like its written by the mafia. Then nail the rat and letter to your neighbours door
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>>689217754
rolling
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>>689217779
ROLLERINO
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>>689217779
UGHHHHHHHHHH
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>>689217779
roll
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Leave it in cage so other rats eat it.
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Make rat tacos and serve them to your family
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put in a box and maul to your mother
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Bury
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Go outside and give him a really nice funeral with candles and a little drawn picture oft bis face.
Post pics
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Leave it in your bed and let it decay.
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>>689218023
mail, also reroll
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Microwave. Timestamp aftermath
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>>689217779
This
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Fry it with some seasoning, well done
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>>689216580
roll
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Flatten it with a hammer. If you've got a vise, press it between 2 sheets of something hard.
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timestamp, and cook with it

https://youtu.be/WwGn7085gZo?t=7m
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Crucify for bald rat Jesus
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>>689216433

microwave
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>>689216433
Burn it
Grind up whatever you have left of it
Snort a line of rat ashes
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>>689217815
if you have a problem with me I will behead you, faggot.
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>>689218098
Roll
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>>689218159
Roll.
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>>689218151
roll
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>>689216580
Reroll
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feed it to the other one
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>>689216840
Reroll
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>>689217100
Reroll
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Give it a twitch channel. Call it Ratful or something
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open, fuck it and cum inside
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Reposting faggot. Kill yourself OP.

Pic related.
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>>689217779
Give us this
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>>689217779
rollerino
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>>689218159
Reroll.
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Watch Daisy's Destruction with it
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>>689218170
This
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Just bury it - let it rip
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>>689218159
roll
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Feed it to the other rat
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>>689218285
roller derby
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>>689217779
winrar
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>>689218159
Last reroll.
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>>689217779
Rolling again
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>>689216580
Roll for the glory of Odin
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Shoving the little fucker up your ass seems like the most logical thing to do.
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>>689217779
Roll
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eat it
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>>689218355
Faggot
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>>689217779

roll this and upload picture with timestamp
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>take genetic sample
>create clone mouse
>???
>profit
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draw a dick on it and mail to random address
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>>689218301. Edgy newfag detected
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>>689217779
PLEASE THIS
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>>689216580
Rolling.
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>>689218098
Reroll
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Superglue it to a parked car
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create racist propaganda on the internet by pretending to be a shit skin muslim that tortured it and killed it for fun
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>>689218475
Wow, what a cool guy
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Microwave it
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>>689216433
Shove it up your ass, but leave the tail sticking out. Then, run around your neighborhood naked while spreading your ass cheeks and yelling "I AM THE RAT KING!"
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Boil it for a few hours. Post results with timestamp.
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>>689218355
It's the last digits that matter. Lurk moar
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>>689218442
roll
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>>689218355

checked a faggots dubs
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>>689218492
Roll
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viking funeral
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>>689218422
Reroll for glory
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>>689218551
Lemmiwinks?
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>>689217779
Roll
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>>689216580
roll
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put a tiny top hat on it
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draw dick on it and go put it on the street in front of your house
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>>689218159
Do this
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>>689218279
>reposting old post from two days ago
>thug life
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>>689218550
please
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>>689217328

this roll
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>>689218355
looks like summer came early
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Empty it and fill it with change.
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time stamp op hurry up
put it in a toaster
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>>689217779
Will OP deliver?
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Pet it
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Mail mouse to relative of choice
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cum on it
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>>689216433
skin his skull, boil it and clean from all flesh, put in on a tiny pole in the other rat cage as a sign of dominance
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>>689217779
roll
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Eat it.
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Viking funeral
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Shove it up your ass
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>>689216433
Inside your anus it goes!
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eat it raw
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>>689216433
Explode the shit out of it
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Eat it.
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Don't feed the other rodent until it starts eating its buddy's disintegrating corpse. When he starts eating him, make sure you get give him a sharp disappointed look.
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>>689218744
Roll.
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put it in a blender then drink it
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>>689218887
so close
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Bury it under a tree. I think that’s what normal people do with their pets
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got an air compressor? fill it up like a balloon
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>>689218759
no
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>>689218887
Fuck!
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>>689218887
Roll
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>>689216580
This.
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>>689218887
so close

cum on it and send it to your mom in a box
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>>689218940
This
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>>689218744
Turn his intestines inside out through his anus.
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>>689218887
this and report in a few days
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>>689218966
roll
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Shove into OP's asshole so he could feel the warmth of it's owner for one last time
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>>689218940
Put it in a blender with milk and pickle juice! THEN drink it.
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>>689216433
https://youtu.be/E0veIxjkdKo
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piss on it and eat it raw
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>>689219111
WINNAR
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>>689219111
WINRAR
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>>689218279
>>689218693
>>689218759

OP is a faggot

All of you are fish in the sea.

RIP.
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>>689219111
WINRAR
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>>689219111
>>689219111
>>689219111
winrar
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>>689219111
WINRAR!
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>>689219111
OHHHHHH SHIET
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>>689219111
WIN
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>>689219111
WINRAR!
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>>689216580
roll this!
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>>689219111
AW SHIIIIIIIIIIIET
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>>689219164
>>689219168
1 sec top zozzle
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>>689216580
roll
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>>689219111
Weiner
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>>689219111
winrar
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>>689219111
WIN
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>>689219111
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>>689219111
there we go
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>>689219222
Deliver OP, do it.
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>>689219111
>>689219222
second trips confirm
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>>689218201
Go away isis
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>>689219222
winrar
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jam it in your dickhole
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>>689219396
Winrar winrar.
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>>689219111
Check'ed
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>>689216433
Make soup
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>>689219111
Give us a status report when rato is in your bunghole OP :^)
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>>689219222
If quads dont disrespect the dead and just bury it
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>>689216611
>>689216433
TRIPS OP ! !
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>>689219232
>zozzle
die faggot
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>>689219111
>>689219222
Double trips. Will of God confirmed
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>>689216433

Waiting for OP to deliver
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As the anon who postes ze winrar i think i'm toasting in epic bread
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Write "Ratus Analus Familiaris" on it before shoving it up your arse, OP.
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>>689219634
can't zozzle the fozzle
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give it some hair
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>>689217779
rerollerino
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Why do you suggest such cancer, whe you know it won't be done.better suggest small tummors and get them
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>>689219627
so u went full retard....
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>>689219826
you've been forcing that shit for several months. it ain't happening
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OP, if you're a faggot, and you don't want to deliver, you can take pictures of it instead, and maybe we can start some bullshit like it's gone through chemo.
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This is the police. We have to make the sad announcement that OP died, untill this thread 404's
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Shove your penis inside of it.
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put it up your arse
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Just microwave it faggot
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OP is a faggot.
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>>689216636
On a crescent roll with some steak
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>>689220454
Rerol
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>>689219182
>>689218279
>>689218759
>>689219004
>>689219339
>>689219714
>>689220177

You stupid faggots.
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Once again it seems Op is a glorious winged faggot. As always
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>>689216433
>>689220454
Reroll
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OP here, sorry guys, I ate it.
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>>689220797

nigger
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>>689220797
nigger
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>>689220814
Pics or it didn't happen
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>>689216433
Burry it with some good soil and grow food on top of it
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>>689220797
nigger
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>>689220927

This is OP's boyfriend. It's all real.
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>>689220797
You shut your mouth filthy nigger.
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comfort the other one please, don't let him be lonely. rats get depressed when a cage mate dies.
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>>689220797
nigger
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>>689221359
Do this when rato is in your ass OP.
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>>689217126
Rollin' roll
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