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Time for jokes about the terror attack.


Pulse Club?..more like
No Pulse Club..amirite?
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>>689208144
Dubs checked
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>>689208144
Too soon
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>>689208144
Omar really killed on the dance floor last night.
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Any pics of the scene?
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>>689208887
I wish
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>>689208791
He was also nice to order shots for everyone
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Heard the club was banging last night
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>>689208144
So, a Muslim walks into a gay bar....
And orders shots for everyone.
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>>689209086
He such a nice guy Omarite?
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>>689209221
More pls
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took so many shots last night >.< just wanted to break the ice with some nice guys, ended up breaking my fast ;c

see you next ramadan!
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Let the bodies hit the floor was a bad choice by the DJ
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M11SvDtPBhA
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Just made this one on my phone.
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>>689210421
Kek
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>>689209995
cool how his face is parallelly displaced
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>>689208429
> how to unrape sister

duckduckgo
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>>689208429
I KEKE GENKAI'D
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>>689210421
Why is he putting glasses on over his glasses?
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He was gonna try anal for the second time, said something about being the top for the first time
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This just in
Today Gays learn there is such s thing as too much penetration.
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>Omar, here have an Irish car bomb
>That was good.
>Here try an Islamic Jihad
>Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
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>>689211024
FUCK
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>>689211024
Fuck you that's why
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>>689208144
Top kek
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Sad as this is.... some of the jokes in here are pretty funny.
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>>689211381
LOL
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>>689209086
Well played
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at least they're not gay anymore
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I heared it was fun last night at the club they all had a blast
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>>689208144
Pulse Orlando posted on its own Facebook page around 2 a.m.: "Everyone get out of pulse and keep running."

thanks pulse, i got shot while checking fb. and my ass is raw and bleeding, but that's not from getting shot.
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>>689208144
New show - "Gay bar Survivor" with a 50/50 chance of winning.
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https://youtu.be/BsISfQAXE60
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>>689211223
Kek this is great
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>>689208144

something something hot loads, a Muslim walks into a gay bar, gun cocked fags drop. nigger nigger nigger
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I think Omar is such a cool guy. He gives everyone rounds of shots hes a muslim and he doesnt afraid of anything
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>>689208144

has anyone already sung "10-100-1000 Pulses" without being named a cardiologist ?
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With the amount of blood spray the HIV infection rate was 100% for all club attendees
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>>689208144
CAN'T SCAR THE OMAR
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>>689209995

Alberto del Rio
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>>689212488
dude he died
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God bless the innocent victims.
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He shot more selfies than people.
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>>689208144
did your dad survive?
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>>689212659
kek is that real?
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someone start a gofundme to support your grief over the event or just lie and put that you need funeral expenses for your whoever.
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>>689212659
.lost
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A new dance craze was started last night. Its called the Duck!
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>>689208144
And they said you couldn't cure homosexuality.
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>>689212908
You do it faggot
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Imagine what went through their minds during the attack... several rounds.
There was a lot of heroism though. The gay motto is 'never leave your buddy's behind.'
I feel bad for the bouncer. Usually he just has to deal with the patrons exchanging blows.
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>>689208144
badum tss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zXDo4dL7SU
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>>689213189
was waiting for this one
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>>689211804
I seriously laughed out loud.

ggnoreanon
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>>689212659
Hilarious. The gay community should bow out and go into hiding for the next 200 years again.
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>>689212704
+1
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>>689213189

not bad anon
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>>689213478
lol
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>>689213474
Gay jokes aren't funny, cum on guys!
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>>689211024
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So I heard a few of em are still in the closet.
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>>689208144
No Pulse Zone. They know better
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he hated gays but ended up penetrating 50 to death.
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>>689208429
eat spoon
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>>689213905
plenty kek
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God I love this place
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>>689213478
Nice. Could be better. But for a quick one. Nice.
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>>689212334
Old Fag Detected
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>>689213798
shiat
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>>689208144
CNN reports Senator Marco Rubio was found dead floating in the foam bath at the back of the room.
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