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ask a a county Deputy Sheriff anything

not me in the picture
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do you feel powerful and in charge now? Why didn't you get a real job?
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>>689206843
how many grams of kush do you smoke per week?
how do you deal with laws you don't agree with?
ever done anyone for smoking a flower?
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Why do you give tickets to people who accidentally do small traffic mistakes instead of doing your fucking job and taking down people who are out doing real crime. You people are absolute scum of the earth.
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Ever have a time where you think you're right but the world isn't the place you thought it was going to go away to and now you don't know what your parents meant when they said you were special?
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>>689207002
i joined to help my community
>>689207194
i smoke marijuana before i go to sleep and i refuse to arrest anyone in possession; ONLY if they have ridiculous amounts and have weapons.
>>689207346
because our dash cams turn on every time we use our lights and our boss reviews them, if we dont wright the ticket, we get in trouble.
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how do we know you are a real sheriff and not some cucklord.
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>>689207510
yes, every day
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>>689206843
Why do public servants such as yourself get put on a pedestal for "doing a shitty job nobody else wants to do, for shitty pay" and then use the whole "why don't you become a cop and see how it is". When you willingly choose the job knowing it is shit pay dealing with shit people?
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>>689207718
>ONLY if they have ridiculous amounts
because they're hogs and ain't sharing??
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>>689207783
im not going to give you any pictures, out of risk of revealing location/department. youre going to have to take my word for it.
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Are you a cool cop or a dick cop
You know what I mean
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>>689207997
no, if they are driving around with 10 pounds and a hand gun, by letting them go, i could very well have gotten a kid killed.
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>>689207952
nobody wants to do it becuase there is nothing to do
tax payer dollars stolen through theft are used to pay the pay checks
doubt society owes those individuals that much

#marketfailures
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>>689208163
thats for you to decide
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How often do y'all have to bust up underage parties? The classic teenage mistakes, you know the ones, pot and booze.
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What are the qualifications?
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>>689207952
thats being very narrow minded, assuming all cops are the same.
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>>689208380
ive had to break up 6 parties so far, none of which i arrested anyone for "pot and booze."
however, one kid did have a knife that he pulled on me, so i tazed him, instead of shooting him (i had authority to use either option)
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What exactly does a sheriff do? Is he the head of a county police department or a town police department?
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>>689207718
>if we dont wright the ticket, we get in trouble.
Then dont write ticket and do your job of "fighting crime" like catching rapist and murders and not make people hate you because they mistakenly ran a red light.
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>>689206843
Have you ever let someone off easy or give them shit because of the color of their skin ?
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>>689208763
im not the Sheriff, Im a Deputy Sheriff, we have county wide jurisdiction and perform all the duties of a police officer plus we work in jails and evictions
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>>689208845
80% of the time i leave a warning, unless the person is mean. simple as that, be nice and honest and so will I.
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>>689207718
>wright the ticket

I wonder why you couldn't get another job. Illiterate pos.
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>>689208942
i have arrested an equal amount of blacks and whites. the only influence someone has on me with my decision is how the individual acts. if you act like a criminal, i will treat you like one. if you act like a civilized human, that is how i will treat you.
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>>689206843
What is your opinion in recreational marijuana legalization?

Won't it free up time for officers to pursue the hard drugs?
Or will you lose funding because of it?
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>>689209080
Alright, you are one of the good ones. Stay that way.
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>>689209087
im on 4chan, i dont care about my grammar right now, if this was a police report, it would be flawless.
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do you pull over hot chicks
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>>689209358
you tell me.

>>689207718
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>>689209658
Touche' I read that after I posted my question.
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>>689209566
of course, and the ones that try to use their good looks to get off really annoys me. and i usually will sweat them a little before letting them go.
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Are police REQUIRED to write a set number of traffic tickets per month?
How can I avoid a speeding ticket?
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>>689208720
Good on you, boss. I hope the jumpy little fucker learned his lesson after that. This shitty Navy E-3 says thank you for your service to the community.
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>>689209483
So you intentionally misspelled it because reasons?
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>>689210049
kind of. we get annual department quota, and all of us are required to contribute monthly, thats why at the end of each month we are scrambling around giving out tickets like candy. i like to spread my tickets out and give them to people who really deserve it, instead of people who go 3MPH over the speed limit, or forget to use a blinker etc.
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why do cops protect crooked cops? it just makes both of you criminals and the whole institution looses respect from the community. no one trusts you guys anymore because of this.
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>>689209483

Riiight.
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>>689210103
it was quite a scene, his parents came to the station, he was in the drunk tank hitting his head on the bench saying "im going to blame these bruises on you pig!" we have cameras in every cell so he just looked like an absolute idiot.
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>>689206843

if you pulled me over would you tell me I have a pretty mouth?
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>>689210364
Do you think black people are more likely to commit crimes?
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>>689210742
Science says yes
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>>689210461
crooked cops protect crooked cops, i had 2 officers removed from the department for covering evidence
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>>689210742
statistically yes, however in the county i patrol, it is very balanced.
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How many times do you get called a pig daily?
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for every 1 bad cop, there are a dozen so-called good ones that look the other way or actively protect him/her, which makes you all bad cops.
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>>689211100
every teenager i pull over likes to be cool in front of there friends and they laugh, then i hand him his 3 traffic infractions and he starts begging for forgiveness. sorry but once the ticket is written, is goes into the system.
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>>689211049
Do youth still look up to you? Or do they think that just because your a sheriff, your a pig.
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>>689211264
not true at all, the bad cop is bad on his own time and the good ones dont witness the bad cop doing anything wrong. without evidence we cant do anything.
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>>689211390
some do, some dont, nature of the job. ive been shot, stabbed and attacked on multiple traffic stops. if people understood how dangerous traffic stops were, they would understand why we are on edge during every stop.
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>>689211759
Have you ever been seriously injured?
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>>689206843
what do you do about graffiti artist like whats the protocall and whats the punishment and how does one get caught
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>>689212031
yes, during routine traffic stops for speeding and blowing stop signs. for example, i pulled this 17 year old white female over for blowing a stop sign, she was well dressed, not dangerous looking at all. little did i know she had 3 kilos of cocaine in the trunk. the second i turned around to go to my squad car i took two bullets to the back of my vest. i called for back up and she was later captured alive.
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>>689212183
if we catch you in the act
if we get a service call and search you and find empty cans or paint on your person

you can get charged with felony destruction of property.
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>>689206843
fuck u fed
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>>689206843

How many black people have you shot for no reason?
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Have you bashed your beaner quota like a good piggy day?
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>>689206843
What is the most common crime Mexicans commit
Or traffic violation
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>>689213362
5
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how many people have you caught doing tax evasion.
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>>689206843
have you ever dealt with a "sovereign citizen" ?
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>>689213675
Your going down thief
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>>689213362
trick question
there is ALWAYS a reason to shoot a black person
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>>689206843
Did you choose this job because you hate blacks and poor people and love to suck rich people's dick ? Also legal violence ?
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>>689213957
FUCK YOU
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>>689214181
No but I let a trap suck my dick once to get her off without a ticket .
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>>689213362
ive killed 1 person because he was sending rounds at my car, theres even a video somewhere of it.
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>>689214181
i chose it because i like helping people. it has nothing to do with race or wealth.
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>>689214376
i can tell you are Not a cop.
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>>689214632
If you wanted to help, there are so many other ways to do it. Why police force ?
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>>689214480
>sending rounds at my car

why do you talk like a 12yr old?
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>>689210149
Get off his ballsack grammar nazi
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welcome other LEO.

florida cop here, south florida (170 miles away from the terror attack)

i posted one of these on thurs, sup dood
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>>689206843
Have you ever planted drugs on a suspect? If so why?
>Green text so that you'll actually see this
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when i was 16 i was arrested on my property for possession of marijauna (live in louisiana, only had 7 grams) i havent head shit in the past two years about it. am i good to go?
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How many people have you caught for committing tax fraud
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>>689215566
Don't worry guys were on this fucker
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>>689215705
SHIT
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>>689215169
whats going on man, i was waiting for another LEO to join in here
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>>689215383
no, i have never done such an act. the ones that do are a disgrace.
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OP seems like a legit LEO.

Can you.say what part of America you patrol?
The region? Midwest, south, north west, east coast?
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>>689216137
east coast
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hey I respect all the cops out there. Keep the riff-raff under control as it should be.
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>>689209878
LIKE A FUCKING BOSS
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>>689216603
gladly
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How many people have you caught for other illegal issues involving taxes.
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>>689216888
nice trips. By riff-raff I mean urban people
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>>689207346

When you don't use your turn signal or don't completely stop at stop sign, your endangering yourself and others, those small offenses get tickets because it's something you could have and should have done, which has a affect on traffic as whole
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