Make sure you have munchies and water around, and don't freak out if your heart starts beating faster, it's normal

That's it

>>689205336
i second that and just relax and don't worry about cops like every other first time stoner

>>689205157
Just relax and enjoy. Water and munchies, and lulz.

Listen to something like this while you're at it. A serious journey. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHb6_4idmAc

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>>689205157
>Food
>Music
>Big Lez Show

Make sure to cut the weed really finely before you snort it or you won't absorb all the THC.

>>689205157
you probably wont even get a buzz, people rarely actually feel the real effects of weed on their first time since their body isnt prepared on how to react and is more focused on adjusting appropriately to this new sensation, you will probably just end up feeling muggy / sleepy and crashing after like 30 mins

also you probably shouldnt eat on your first time since that will probably just make you feel even sleepier and could even make you be sick depending on how you handle your first time

>>689205157
Don't inject the whole marihuana at once... It will fucking kill you if you're not experienced

Grow up and do coke like an adult, punk.

>>689206100
Thanks m8

>>689205336
eat and drink and pee first :D

make sure to inhale

>>689206476
Ignore that. Pot is the toP drug. The other stuff can be beat by playing FarCry3.

>>689206019
Wadyatalkinabeet

Advice? Uh, yeah. It's fucking weed. It's not a big deal, calm down and put 10 minutes between hits before you learn how much you can take. Even if you were to smoke 10x the amount you should you'd be absolutely fine and could sleep it off. It's fucking weed.

>>689206382
This is false... Chop the weed very finely and mix with vodka to give it a good watery consistency. Put it into a used needle that you find at your local crack house and inject directly into a vein.

>have drinks
I recommend Arizona Green Tea
>be comfortable
Dress comfortable, go somewhere comfortable
Don't smoke in some random field you're not familiar with.
Anxiety and paranoia are possibilities when you don't know how to handle yourself when high. Last thing you need is to become paranoid in a field.
>Smoke with friends
Don't smoke with douches you don't know.
People are assholes and you never know if some prick might start fucking with you because he thinks it's funny.
>Low and Slow
Low amount of hits, take them slowly
Don't take super large hits. This isn't alcohol, nobody is impressed if you can snap a gram bowl, but they will be impressed if you can handle your shit.
>Don't be nervous
It's new, it might be illegal where you are so it's a little taboo.
Just relax..it's a plant. It's like drinking a beer, once you do it it's not a big deal anymore.
>Enjoy yourself
Remember this.
Nobody has died from weed.
You are supposed to have fun while smoking, so just breath and let whatever happen, happen.

If the people you're with are any kind of cool, they'll show you how to smoke whatever it is you're smoking out of.

>holding hits
You take your hit, draw in a little bit of air to help push the smoke, hold for 3 seconds, then blow all air out.

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WATCH STEVEN AUSTIN BROKEN SKULL RANCH
also play Mario Kart Wii that's my shit

>>689205157
take it slow. some stoners can be pushy, tell you to smoke more, get higher. just use as much as you feel comfortable with.

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>>689206926
you know how much a lollipop man racks in? shit loads cunt

>>689207232

>>689206019
youuu fucking druggo

>>689205157
Don't think about your mortality. That's a deep deep rabbit hole when stoned.

>>689205157
take snacks, you'll need them

>>689205157
have fun
have a jar of peanut butter and oreos nearby
masterbate

>>689205157
The cops will be watching you.

>>689206933
MFW when my best mate died of weed poisoning 1 year ago today.

dont be a pussy. take some real drugs instead

>>689207929
>mfw no face

>>689207832
this is sad :(

>>689207171

>your local crack house

DONT get your needle from a CRACK HOUSE FFS! AIDS

Surround yourself in a comfortable environment. If you're going to be around people, be around people you're comfortable with. If you're an anxious person you could get really paranoid.

>>689207907
lol I once had a full on panic attack because the neighborhood security rolled up on my friends and I while we were smoking once. We ducked and I started freaking out, saying we were going to get arrested.
We ended up running from him. Shit was fun

>>689208209
neighborhood watch biiiitch

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>>689205157
Stroke the shaft, cup the balls.

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>>689206232
this

>>689205157
Whatever you do, heed this advice:
Do NOT think about sucking dick.

>>689207929
no he didn't liar. now go fuck yourself/

>>689205157
don'T worry, you will have great time. If you start freaking out just remember that it can't harm or kill you. My first time was with edibles + parents were at home and no one new

Anyone knows a good place to get some weed in Budapest?

>>689208697
It's true it was on the news

>>689208680
this. you should write it on the back of your hand so you don't forget.

>>689208097
Oi, it's not a fucking joke man. I still remember it like it was 5 min ago.

>>689208119
I always get my needles from my local crackhouse, everyone there is so nice

>>689206019
ye fucken druggo

>>689208830
The store or a guy I know. Easy, just go ask someone.

>>689208895
the onion?

yeah just dont start smoking that shit daily cus then u will just fuck your life up. u wont notice it til its too late that the weed is taking too much of your life

>>689205157
inhale

>>689209058
no on Fox News

unless ur someone i dont like kill yourself, step infront of traffic

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>>689208419
Like this?

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Yeah, don't share a marijuana needle

>>689209005
No idea where to ask tho, not many people I know smoke weed here

>>689209666
don't touch the devils lettuce

>>689205157
Fap to girls that have feminine penises after, you'll have the best orgasm of your life

>>689209666
there are two marijuanas there

Have lots of water, you will get cotton mouth.
Make sure to inhale properly or else it wont get you high, if you don't know how to inhale properly then wtf, google it.

>>689206232
pretty much this, a realistic response that wasnt written by an edgy kid who thinks hes the coolest person ever for smoking it

>>689205157
don't add tobacco

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>>689210110
I took this of my buddy shortly after his first "toke". Good luck op.

>>689209142
I seen that shit on the BBC too.

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Bring mike and ikes, that shit tastes good high. Because I wanted someone when I first got high and I went to the store and ran into all my christian neighbors high out of my mind.

>>689210624
>I took this
>HD
>Non Blurry
>image.jpg
B8 harder faget

>>689205157
Kill yourself .

Pot is for faggots

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>>689210624
Man that weed fucked him up real bad.

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>>689210756

>>689209712
Ask George Ezra, he'll know. That cunts got to be on something.

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>>689206019
Fuck off quentin

>>689206804
mah nigga

>>689209907
*marijuanies

>>689210084
>if you don't know how to inhale properly then wtf, google it.

Average /b/ user is 12
Fuck, his made it this far. Think me might have the whole breathing thing down by now.

>>689205157
grow yours

>>689205157
>first time

First time can be a bitch. Maybe you'll feel it, maybe you won't.

To prevent going bad, get some place quiet without people around (Excluding people walking their dog or some shit.) and have fun with your friends. Just put your mind on null and enjoy yourself. Doing stupid actions or being retarded is part of the fun. If you can't do that (just being yourself, basically), you don't have people there that you can call friends.

>>689205157
Eat before hand and if it is your first time an engery drink would be good

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>>689205157
>Continuing from:
>>689212842
Make sure you've eaten and drank something solid. Keep water around in a bottle or something.
Besides that some food or something for after (or during if you plan on several hours) is handy. Most people get hungry from weed, depends on your urge to binge, really, but still.