Roll. Im hungry

>>689186590
Rolling

>/B/

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>>689186844
>>689186844

>>689186590
Rolling Stones

>>689187273
Thank god. I hate eggs.

>OP has made literally every post except mine complaining about his writing and >>689187273

Nice going OP.

>>689187315
That could have caused me dubs as well. Not smart.

>>689187366
go bake an egg you fuck

Well, im actualy hungry

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>>689187366
>>689187366

>>689186590
please god no

fine need breaky anyway

Does it have to be an egg? Maybe opening a granola bar or peeling a nanner?

>>689187667
fuck i woulda ccoked a dozen if trips im sorry guys

>>689187714
no fuck you its so easy to cook an egg dont be a pussy
and your either fat or annorexic and can use the real protien whore

got some fresh quail eggs I could be convinced to cook up

not doing it

rrrrrrrrrrollin

>>689187972
guess I wont be cooking them though

>>689186590
fuck your /b/, fuck your dubs, and fuck your eggs

>>689186844
>>689187366
We are hungry anons

shit, i'm all out of eggs

>>689186590
Duba wuba duba dub

>>689187972
just gonna roll i need to cook my last trhreee in the fridge

anyone in the mood for an ostrich egg omlette?

I'm about to make eggs Benedict. Anyone want one?

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>>689186590
Roll

>>689188201
>anyone in the mood for an ostrich egg omlette?
Rolling

>>689188181
dude fackk i neer get dubs been here since 11 and ive gotten dubs lie 2 times wtf im hungry

>>689188248
yes
>>689188321
fuck

>>689188248
Not much dubs going on here. Yes take pic and timestamp to please /b/

>>689188410
just gonna starve i guess

Rawlang

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Roll

>>689188555
egg

>>689186844
>>689187366
>>689188555
post dem eggs

>>689188069
>We are hungry anons
Fucking hungry you faggots

only eggs in the house are my own
and i'm not about to fry those bad boys up

Fuck

>>689186844
>>689187366
>>689188555

we are hungry anons

>>689188888
fuck.

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>>689188888
Holy mother of eggs!

>>689188888
Witnessed

yall aint gettin shit

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>>689188887

I'd have to go buy eggs

>>689188888
holy mother of quints

>>689188940
>>689189083
>>689189086

im going to cook u 2 eggs cause i'm a faggot

i have an egg lets go /b/ will cook with fire no gay shit

>>689188888
How many eggs is that

>>689186590
dice

>>689189254
Five

Rollerino

>>689189366
Six now for the sixes

>>689189366
congrats... over easy please

>>689186590
roll

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>>689188555
My yolk broke

>>689188888
FUCK YOU IM HUNGRY GIvE ME DUBS

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>>689188888

faggot here, you eggs
w pepper and basil, enjoy

>>689189941
FUCK
>>689189868
sorry homie

I bought a balut egg at an Asian market. I guess this will determine if I eat it.

>>689190109
Thank fucking christ

Egg roll

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>>689189868
>>689189997
OP here Thank you they lookdelicious

Can an I make an omelette?

>>689190109
Roll

>>689190527
Yes

>>689190464
they were delicious, thank u OP for reminding me eggs are wonderful food

>>689190104
ill pan fry toast too

>>689191263
fuck it gonna an hero fuck you OP faggot

>>689186590
ok ok here we go

>>689186590
What if I don't have any eggs, or any pans?

>>689191669
you deep fry your testicles
eggs 4 efgs

>>689191859
Kek good thing I didn't get dubs.

>>689186590
Does it have to be like that or could I make a scramble?

but why

>>689186590
rolling. Need food.

>>689186590
Roll

I'll roll. Wife is probably hungry anyway

no dubs here

>>689193369

im rolling for you so you can have eggs

yeah bois

>>689193689
again...

I'll stick my dick in the pan as I'm cooking my eggs. Give it kneading as it cooks.

I'll never get dubs

>>689193950

roll

everyone in this thread makes eggs

I hope i get dubs, i am fucking hungry and too lazy to move my self.

>>689193055
OP here waiting.

>>689194289
rolling even though I wont deliver

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>>689193055
>>689194289
Delivering

>>689194635
eggcelent

>>689194635
why can none of you fucking tards cook eggs right?
your heat was up far too high anon. cook on a low heat to avoid getting crispy edges in plenty of oil. i also like to use the oil to baste the top of the egg.

Are we allowed to eat it afterward?

how do i dubs

>>689194945
No, you have to look at it. and question your existence every day for a week

>>689194926
>greasy fuck detected

[dubs]eggs here I come[/dubs]

>>689186590
rolol

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>>689194635
Nice anon.

>>689195163
no, you have to do it like this

(((dubs)))

>>689194926
Show us how the way you cook an egg cumtart

Rollioli rollioli give me the formioli

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If I get dubs I'm not even cooking an egg. I've already cooked six today, so fuck you.

>>689194926
>avoid getting crispy edges
but the crispy edges are my favourite part..

quads for free eggs

>>689195334
%dubs

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>>689195400

>>689195599
nice 1

%dubs

>>689195599
but i already did here
>>689189997

>>689195667
Re roll

>>689195524
rerolling for this

They see me rollin'

>>689195711
kej

>>689195524
come on

(Egg)roll

>>689195524
give dubs

>>689195904
if dubs u gotta fertilize her eggs

you must eat the eggs

rollin gimme eggo

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>>689195559
>>689195400
took this a while ago. frying like 18 eggs at once.

>>689196147
nice when did google open a restaurant

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>>689195400
>>689195400
Cum eggs

Rall

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>>689195400

post that gif where it looks like the frying egg is a face and it's mouth is moving

>>689196147

grease

>>689196229
reverse image search it you fucking cunt.
its not there, because i took this picture. fuck you

>>689186590
roll

>>689186590
Roll

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>>689196373
>takes picture with phone
>crops it to an unconventional size
>renames it eggs_at_work
>shows up on tineye despite the cropping
sure thing Guy Fieri

>>689196510
crops.. what? i took the picture with facebook messenger app. i just went back and got it from the chat. there's no way its on tineye

>>689196400

im not even hungry

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>>689196510
>>689196510
i work as a cook. in a care home. i'm not talking shit mate. just because you find it so unbelievable.

Im hungry

>>689189997

Any other egg recipes you can share, anon?

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>>689196741

>>689190109

Roll 4 BALOOOOOOT

>>689197028
OP here? Show us your favorite thing to cook anon

I am about to make eggs and toast anyway

not happening

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>>689194926

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>>689197257
i dont really have picture of my favorite things. but the menu changes every day so im always making different things.

Let me have mines Sunnyside down OP

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roll /egg/

Rolling.

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>>689197257
although, the thing i fucking hate making the most has to be this shit
i dont understand why people would want to eat fish

I'm out of eggs don't make me go to the store pls

rolling for eggo

>>689186738
I'm a professional egg cooker, check it out
https://youtu.be/9DsaAwvoegw

>>689198063
fish is ebin

>>689197089

I improvise every time, but generally little oil and I add black pepper, sea salt and basil. Also if you scramble them, get it off heat and mix in some butter till melted, it makes the shit soft, then get on heat for a bit. Don't use microwave.

we /egg/ now

>>689198157
Fuck off with your self promoting bullshit.

rolllll

>>689197089
crack your eggs into the pan, and fuck it up with a fork. with salt and pepper, great on a sandwish. almost like an omlette.

>last digit of your post number indicates the amount of minutes you boil your next egg

>>689198063
>>689197766
>>689196240
>>689196305
>>689194635
>>689189997
What the actual fuck is going on in this thread?? Are you all this incompetent at cooking a fucking egg? These things are absolute trainwrecks

>>689198841
>>689196147
i made fucking 18 of them

>>689198841
>>689189997
tasted great, fuck off

I have no friends

i don't have eggs :(

>>689198841

don't speak to me or my eggs ever again

>>689198841
Fuck off Gordon Ramsey

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>>689198841

>>689187667
>>689187863
back trying again hows everyone doing?

>>689186590
No

>>689199454

i'm idiot

>>689198950
>>689199095
>>689199339
>>689199345
Go gargle on your autistic cum eggs

>>689186590
Rolling

>>689198063
Cool thanks anon. Is it a old carers home or for special needs

>>689199542
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFfffff

>>689199665

you were once an autistic egg but then your uncle's sperm fucked u and you stated evolving into the disgrace you are now

>>689199869
i got 69 im mKING THEM FUCK THIS

M'okay, why not, i'm hungry anyway.

hungry too

Pls I wanna eat

>>689199933
VICTORY WILL DELIVAR
>captcha was food

>>689199974
Guess i'll stay hungry then
kay

>>689199933
Nice dubs was ment to be anon

>>689199756
Care home for the elderly, mostly those with Dementia.
60 odd residents. 1 cook per day. so its breakfast lunch dinner, desserts, snacks, salads, baking ect done fresh daily.
it sounds difficult, but bain maries make the job so much easier.
we do out own fish in batter, lasagnes, roasted meats ect ourselfs.
its a really decent job.

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>>689198399
They're kinda fucked but w/e they taste good.

Will deliver if dubs.

But I'm at a friend's house.

>>689200183
reroll

>>689200183
rolling

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>>689200124
Sweet plenty of leftovers to take home.

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>>689186590

>>689200216

suck your friends balls

It's 3:15am here and I am fucking hungry and could go a good egg, roll

ok

>>689199898
I may be an inbred disgrace but at least I can cook a fucking egg bitch

>>689200216
Don't roll fag

>>689200160
looks alright to me, but those caged hen eggs are shit. get yourself some decent eggs. with a bright orange yolk.
I once had a job on an egg farm (it wasnt really i just helped out)
These hens ate the best of the best. the eggs were about 3 times the size of regular eggs and there was so many double and tripple yolkers you actually expected them.
they were beautiful. nice smell, strong taste. bright deep orange yolk. fuck i miss them man

>>689200523

prove it, faggot

>>689186844
Get back in the kitchen femanon

>>689200289
kek.
Thing is, when you work with food all day, the last thing you wanna do is eat. since i got this job i've lost 28 pounds.

>>689200588
If I had some eggs I would show you a motherfucking masterpiece, but I don't

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>>689200454
Anon you must be a aus fag in SA or NT

rolling for this

>>689200705
sure you would

>>689200793
roll

>>689200793
almost

Eggman standing by.

>>689200549
I know man. I wish I could get some of those but I'm stuck with these wimpy ones.

>>689200793
damn it

>>689200793
came close

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>>689200454
Darwin Fag reporting in

>>689200793
fuck

>>689200793
c'mon im tired of rice

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>>689201072
OP here. Also Aus Darwin fag

>>689201090
follow your dreams anon, here... take my dubs

>>689200793
i want fucking eggs

>>689200793
let me cook some fucking eggs bitch

>>689201226
Let the dubs flow anon

You know what sounds like "Check em"? It's "Chicken"

>>689199898
fucking lost

>>689200793
bitch let me cook some fucking eggs for fuck sakes!

>>689186844
Not my role but I cooked one anyways

egg roll

>>689186590
no egg

>>689200793
GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY AND LET ME COOK SOME GOD DAMNED EGGS!!!

>>689200793
I'm not gonna do this for ever.

fuck u

>>689201537
Roll for anon

>>689201537
>tfw when you will never cook an egg

>>689200793
It's really simple. I want to cook SOME FUCKING EGGS!!!

rollin for eggz

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>>689201537
rolling for you anon
also >>689201318

>>689201699
>tfw when
>dubs

>>689201710
rolling for you

>>689200793
>>689201699
Oh now look at you.

>>689201844
cook 'em

>>689200793
>>689201844
Fuck yeah!!!

>>689186590

I was just thinking about cooking eggs anyway

>>689201537
roll for bro

dr robotnik in dey guts

>>689201537
rawl

you don't have the stones to cook my eggeys

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dubs are disabled in this threead
no more dubs will be gotten

>>689186590

fuck your eggs you pansy faggot
i'm making bacon and hamsteaks

>>689202303
oh yeah?

>>689202303
dubs get

Can I make scrambled eggs?

Rollin'

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i said that i disabled dubs

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however