>>689163686
yes, grab your computer and extract the memes from there. Then open photoshop and make them as dank as you want

what drugs though?

Just anything that gets me high.

>>689163686
I heard people can get high from cocoa powder now.

Thanks news broadcasts.

>>689164669
There are roots of plants that can get you high, common depending on the area where you live.
You can always go get an opium poppy... they are legal i think in most places because they are plants

nutmeg bro.

>>689163686
Nutmeg
Datura
Fly mushroom (don't know in english, red with with dots)
Dxm

>>689163686
You want to know I legal cheap way to get spun as fuck? Well, go to your local grocery store, walmart or kmart. Look in the OTC pharmaceuticals. Find the "Benzedrex" inhalers, they should be next to some vicks inhalers. Buy some. Crack open the inhalers, you should find a cotton piece that looks kinda like a tampon. There should be brown stain on a part of the cotton. The brown stuff is a drug called "propylhexedrine" which is very very similar to methamphetamine. Cut the brown part off, and then cut it into 3-4 smaller pieces. Take the pieces, and eat them. They will taste awful, and it helps a lot to have a mouthful of orange juice, and then swallow them. Use two inhalers if you want to get nice and high. It will take about an hour to kick in, and is about as good as low quality street crystal meth. Enjoy.

>>689165461
Poppy tea
Morning glory seeds

I have read multiple papers on extracting DXM, (Dextromethorphan Hydrobrohmide) from Delsym. I assume it would work with Robotussin as well in theory.

>>689163686
Get a cactus and make a consume out of it

>>689165646
Has to be a certain type of cactus, man.

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>>689165517
They look like this in packaging

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>>689163686
yes thanks

>>689165517
I never knew bennies were still around

Go sniff paint, you degenerate.

>>689165069
>legal because they are plants
Spastic

>>689163686
boil bleach for 20 minutes, add some window cleaner, and then breath in all the steam.

Pour bleach in vinegar, like one liter vinegar for three liters bleach, will make you high.

eat like a cup of nutmeg. its not pleasant but it will fuck you up.

Jenkem is an inhalant and hallucinogen created from fermented human waste.

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>>689166896
>found the nigger

>>689166978
In the mid-1990s, it was a popular street drug among Zambian street children

>>689163686
Go huff on a bottle of whip cream

>>689163686
No. But I do know how to extract a mattress out of the swimming pool.
>usually takes a crane to get it out

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>>689164377

>>689167189

nice meme bro XDDDD

>>689163686
>Does anyone know how to extract any drug from everyday items?

Yes. I can make cocaine from stale bread and acid from salt and yeast.

>>689163686
>>689163686
How to make molly.
>take 3 banana peels
>bake in oven at 250 untill dry, slight brown is ok, do not burn
>scrape the inside off into a powder
>place in 2 liter bottle that has been cleaned and dried
>crush up pool cleaning tablets, 150g place in bottle
>buy denatured ethanol from hardware store
>add 300 ml to bottle
> quickly place the lid on tight
>shake constantly for 20 minutes
>release the pressure, add 30 ml acetone
>over the next hour your Molly will drop out of solution
>after an hour, run through filter
>keep the solids, get rid of liquid
>with the solids in the filter, flush with distilled water a few times
>let dry
if you use 99.99% ethonol, and 99.99% acetone (both available at hardware stores) you should get about 25g of product

>>689165461
>Fly mushroom (don't know in english, red with with dots)
This often overlooked mushroom, Amanita muscaria, may be humanity's oldest and most important hallucinogenic drug. Also know as fly agaric. There is evidence that Neolithic mushroom cults ritually consumed this mushroom for thousands of years, continuing through the delphic mysteries of the Greek religion right up until the rise of Christianity.

>>689168100
How long did it take you to think this up?

>>689168100
The writer of this is not responsible for anything that happens during, or after your "experiment", or while you are high.
all labratory safety measures should be followed, it is illegal to manufacture drugs, this should never be done by anyone, anywhere, ever.

>>689168446
Not as long as it took to type out.

>>689165069
>because they are plants

ok

>>689169198
Well granted, most places you can own the opium poppy plant just fine, but if a LEO sees score marks on it your fucked

>>689168100
>brought to you by underground hillbilly drug co.

>>689163686
>get weed seeds from a local headshop
>plant them
>???
>profit

>>689168547
gtfo fbi nigger

>>689169359
do like all other weed growers and have a secret level in your house

>>689168100
Dubs of truth

>>689168100
See, this is how you do the troll guys.
you dont just say, bleach and ammonia, too many people know it.
the whole point of this is the pool cleaning tablets, and ethanol, which makes chlorine gas, same as ammonia and bleach, but in a bottle, will explode in the hand like a dry ice bomba.
and all the other stuff is to disguise that portion, and make it seem more legit.

>>689169922
Double dubs of double truth.

>>689163686
no

>>689163686
I heard nutmeg can get you pretty fucked up

>>689163686
Here's the thing, mate: you are in /b/. Every answer you get here is about 85% likely to be a trick designed to make you compete for the Darwin Award.

If you want a cheap and easy way to get lit on a regular basis, look up recipes for brewing wine. Seriously, it's dead simple to do, if you wash everything and observe good hygiene rules it's practically impossible to fuck up, and you can get as wasted as you want pretty much as often as you want.

>>689163686
Yes, mix bleach & degreaser in a bucket. Wait a few minutes and smell the fumes deeply. It will give you an xtc kind of effect, you will be high for a couple hours! Its fucking awesome op, I do this at least once a week.

>>689165069
Because they are plants....

>>689170517
>degreaser
>most degreaser is sodium hydroxide
>sodium hydroxide + bleach = nothing
need to say meuriatic acid, sulfuric acid, ect.

>>689163686
Ever did salt crystallization in school ?
>Buy tree bark
>Put it in strong alkali
>????
>Profit?

Pro tip must be clean not some shitty toilet cleaner...

>>689171515
>inb4 shit tones of grapefruit

DXM. Swallow about 60 robitussin gel caps and trip balls. Seriously, it gets kind of intense. If first time might dial it down to 45.

>>689165461
Yes, Datura.
While your at it, why not summon satan and present him your lovely pink buttonhole.

>>689171001
>>689170517
See, the part in bleach that is of interest, is the sodium hypochlorate, addiun sodium hydroxide doesn't do anything, we need something that will take the sodium, and leave come of that free chlorine, so a catalist (acid) like sulfuric acid, making sodium sulfate, chlorine gas and water.

>>689168269
Worst psychedelic in my opinion.

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ITT: we troll each other into killing ourselves

>>689171853
You can hit blind from it or complete vegetable
That depends on your organism
At worst coma at best tripping three days hallucinating
I used to eat something around single cone of seeds
even a little more

>>689172598
But I don't recommend it trying it more than once
See for your self if you're lucky

>>689172598
We got the big datura flowers growing around here. Had a little nibble of the leaf but never go full retard.

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Nerd Heroin:

Step 1: Drive to the gracery store

Step 2: Buy 5 bottles of poppy seeds; ideally, Spice Island or something cheap like the cheaper Kroger brand. You want them to be unwashed.

Step 3: Take an empty, plastic juice bottle. It's the type with a wide lid on the top.

Step 4: Get a funnel

Step 5: Using the funnel, pour in all the poppy seeds

Step 6: Squeeze in like 6 good squirts of lemon or lime juice.

Step 7: Fill it up with room-temperature water so that there's more water in there than seeds.

Step 8: Shake it like you're having a seizure for like 5 minutes; you're getting Codeine (90%) and Morphine (10%) off the seeds.

Step 9: Drive the juice directly from the bottle, using your teeth to filter the seeds.

Step 10: Re-fill with a bit more water and teeth-filter that as well.

Congratulations, you are now high on opiates.

This method is more expensive than actually buying Codeine but you can also do it without anybody having a clue. However, it won't work if you have any kind of opiate tolerance because we're talking about low doses here.

Warning: Larger quantities of poppy seeds will produce enough opiates that *you can die from it*. A few jars of seeds from the store is nothing to worry about though, but if you're going to use a larger quantity, you test it by trying a small amount at first. Basically don't be retarded.

Not 'high' persay, but if you want to trip
put a red bulb in your bedroom light, cut a ping-pong ball in half, tape it over your eyes, put on headphones and tune the radio to static white noise, and lay back and relax for about 30 min.

>>689173397
Bonus points: Draw eyes on the ping-pong balls just so it's 100% creepy if somebody ever walks in.

>>689165069
plz represent me in court when the blupigs take my weed.

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>>689165646
>>689165715
Order these off the net. Completely legal source of mescaline

>>689172835
Well that's the fun part about it
This shit kicked me at the morning when I woke up day after eating this shit...
After eating all of these seeds from cone
I woke up in my room my walls was beating like I was inside of hearth so I decided to clean my hairs.
My shower head was growling at me so I threw it.
Then I started to look myself up in the mirror and my reflection was fucking talking to me
So I said something stupid like
>You know you're not real
Then my reflection growls at me even more and disappear...
Little I know about hallucinating 3 days seeing ghosts

>>689173744
Shhh. The first rule of "legal source of X" is

Don't talk about legal source of X because it becomes non-legal.

>>689173802
>Then my reflection growled at me even more and disappeared...

>>689173744
Same with San Pedro. Had many a good experience with mail-ordered San Pedro. The taste is absolutely wretched but it is the bomb. You feel like a kid, kind of reminded me of ecstasy except you can sleep afterwards and you can eat during.

>>689173866
yeah. cause mescal cacti are a huge fuckin secret

killyourself faggot

>>689163686
Boil bleach until crystals

Tada dxm

I'd try this second time but my liver doesn't let me
These amounts of alcohol man

>>689173994
Yeah see 3 days is a long time.
Me, Im a daytripped with high preference to magic mushies or salvia

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>>689164377

Dxm. Just robotrip you clown. Get cough syrup or pills without anything in them except dxm. Go nuts. Not the best high. But theres not a lot of good homemade legal highs.

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>>689174070
Got 2 packs of those too

Also, its almost impossible to bad trip on mescaline

>>689172506
No brakes

The only RC's I recommend are 1-P lsd and 4meo dmt, but they're easy to get and act like lsd and shrooms respectively.

>>689174409
I want to try salvia one day
My brother said me that after hit He went to Hades underworld without a coin.
So he couldn't travel across the Styx
Kinda hilarious right now but shit was serious

>>689174521
Be ballsy and do the Agent Lemon Extraction, if you can't down a whole bottle of cough syrup.

>>689173289
But this is shit to be honest. Most commercially available seeds do not have anything in them.

You would be talking about POPPY PODS you stupid fuck. Don't waste people's time for this shit.

>>689174706
i highly reccomend 4-FA

and the synthetic cannabinoid THJ-018

>>689174070
Unless you are going to properly extract the mescaline, it isn't worth it

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>>689174852
lol. buckle up

Ultimate trip, and this is only for the most experienced tripper wanting to push the limits.
There is a way to see actual hell.
What you do is get a drum, best to cut it in half or find a safe place to make a nice big fire.
Get on your hands and knees in front of the fire, say your hail mary's for protection.
Stick your head into the fire and look through the portal.

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>>689163686
sucking my dick will make you high

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>>689175135

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>>689175303

>>689174958
I've known of people fucked up by synthetic cannabinoids so I'm a little apprehensive to trying them

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>>689175399

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>>689175586

>>689175573
Yeah its pretty racey shit. Whatever you do, don't smoke a whole joint of it, then eat 14 rosewood seeds, and then hang around on a balcony who is talking about aliens or you will become as doom.

>>689163686
just buy some real stuff with bitcoin online.

>>689175781
THIS

>captcha: 420

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>>689175399
awww c'mon give it a try. would I lie to you?

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>>689175586

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>>689175954
ok

>>689175781
Well I live in Colorado so I'll stick to my organic cannabinoids and 1-P

>>689174706
1-P is just lovely
So so lovely
Best trip I've ever had

>>689176342
Got 500 ug in the mail yesterday and I can't even try it out until Saturday

>>689163686
Mixing 50-50 bleach and ammonia makes lsd.

Do 50 squats
Squat with your knees touching your chest
Breathe deeply for about a minute
Stand up quickly
Enjoy getting high

>>689176562
Damn man I'm so jelly
Have a nice trip

I heard you can get high from smoking dried pussy juice. Really high.

>>689176562
that'll give you 6 days to eat right, stretch, and meditate

also, eat all 500ug

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Super easy way to get SUPER high
>Step 1: obtain pure lead bullet, no cobber coating
>Step 2: obtain really weak gun
>Step 3: Shot yourself in the thigh, but mind the larger bloodvessels, don't wanna bleed to death do we?
>Step 4: Sit back and enjoy the lead poisoning
>Step 5: Immidiatly remove the bullet when you recive a small buzz, don't wanna die from ACTUAL lead poisoning now do we?
>Step 6: The buzz will grow stronger and stronger for some time, but you're out of harms way because it isn't too much lead in your system, just the right amount

Congrats, you're high now, lasts for about 3 hours, but minor effects might last for 2 days or more.

>>689176794
It's pretty easy to get. Chemstory accepts Amazon gift cards as payment.

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>>689164377

>>689165069
wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdYZj9vmfi0