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i quite liked watching Prince Planet when i was about five years old.

>>689161763
What did he do to you?

>>689162376
After fucking me up in the head he left me for a younger girl and broke my heart.

I can't even say it here

>>689163044
D:

>>689162837
tits or gtfo

>>689163109
I don't show my tits to beta males

>>689162837
No but I mean, sexually, how did it go down?

>>689163238
then get the fuck out, bitch

I jizzed in a friend's lip balm container and now I watch her use it everyday

>>689163617
KEK

>>689163238
>don't show my tits
kill yourself

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>>689161763
I liked watching Jem when I was a child.

>>689161763
Okay

>Be elementary school teacher
>Teach kids in 3rd grade
>Usually have smoking hot woman in each class
>I pick this student out and fuck them
>I usually do this up until they leave for middle school

I get the prime years of the best pussy on the planet, ama.

>>689161763
a friend of mine in middle school pulled my pants down in public to ridicule me and seem cool. 10 years later I pushed him down a flight of stairs, killing him and getting away with it, I hugged his mom at the funeral and it felt good

>>689163407
he would lock us in his office and pin me down bent over the edge of a chair, while choking me so I couldn't scream. Satisfied?

>>689164078
Now I'm hard

>>689164078
nice, more details?

>>689164078
Us?

So, nothing sexual then?

I enjoyed the Super Mario movie

>I got a blowjob from my sister when we were wasted. Not sure if she remembers it at all. Shit was cash.
>I found my wifes best friends pics of her in lingerie that was meant for her bf and beat off to them regularly.
>I killed 8 enemy fighters and 1 child in afghanistan. Shit haunts me every day.
>I abuse my pain medicine regularly because it gives me a release from my memories.

>>689163858
>>689163530
I know my tits are one of the only things I'm good for, but I don't show them to wimpy ass internet beta males who only know how to beg for sex. Sorry :3

>>689163968
how you do it
how you convince them for sex

>>689163968
>ama

greentext a particular encounter that sticks in your mind.

>>689164393
Well then cancer-off bitch. This is /b/ not your fucking support group

>>689164393
Yeah right, dude.

>>689164393
Learn how to shitpost cunt.

>>689164393
Just die in a fire!

>>689164393
>implying your tits are worth a damn.

Kek

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>>689164653
Butthurt

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Tits

>>689164347
Well green text the K.O's then
Get it off your chest

>>689164131
now I'm wet ;_;

>>689164294
what, you don't know how rape works? He would shove his cock in my pussy repeatedly until he came.

>>689164456
I ease them into it.
Make them know that I'm a trusted friend.

I tell them things like "I can help you study for the test tomorrow " or if I'm lucky they ask if they can stay inside for recess to play with stuff in the class room and I get 30 free minutes of pound time.

I don't tell them it's sex, I just tell them it's something we teachers and adults play together.

ITT People making shit up and not backing up their stories

>>689161763
My dick grew malformed, so I had 5 operations by the the time I was 10.
I am now 22, and my dick is a crippled scarred mess.

Sometimes i go on quotev.com and read emo love stories.... I've been doing this since I was 10 or 11, at first it was frequent, relatable now... Ehhh nostalgia?

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When I was 13 I used to wank in a vase prentending it's a blowjob or a pussy, sometimes I came in it.
One day I walked down the stairs to wash out the vase filled with cum and I slipped on the stairs, resulted in broke vase peaces everywhere and cum on the wall, stair, floor.
>mfw

>>689165073
Yeah, but he penetrated you & that's it? No lead-up? He didn't make you touch him? And what do you mean when you say 'us'?

As far as I can tell, not only is your story fiction, but you're doing a shit job of telling it.

>>689165301
what happened after?

>be me
>9 years old
>this dude is 3 years older than me (12ish)
>me and this dude are super close bros
>play alot of video games together
>we get curious and I end up crawling on his lap
>hump for a few minutes
>nut in my pants
>heythatsprettygood.png
>we do this regularly
>kiss during it, but suck in our lips to seem less homo
>after a few months of this he ends up fucking me
>childporn.jpg
>his mum walks in
>tells my mum
>gets awkward af
>haven't seen the dude since then and no one ever mentions it

>>689165073
>He would shove his cock in my pussy repeatedly until he came.

Did you like it?

>>689164393
then go fuck those alpha males that just fuck and block you, no wonder you get used like a cum rag

This is just emmbarassing and i've said it to a few pepole though, eh whatever, in kindergarden me and a girl were having the closest thing to sex i guess, she kissed my dick and ass i kissed her pussy and ass, thing is. I gaught caught

>>689165421
Picked up the broken shards and tried to find the cum stains and clean them before mom comes home.

>>689165212
pics + timestamp

>>689164016
That's hardcore if true

Secrets thread turns into asking girl about rape

>Sigh

Need some stories from the rapist point of view

>>689165484
>suck in our lips to seem less homo
>less homo
You already broke the homo scale nigger

>>689165651
>Secrets thread turns into guys writing out their rape fantasies

Sorry bruh

>>689165681
child porn gone wrong in the hood (GONE SEXUAL!!!1!)

>>689165141
Ya it's all bullshit in here

>>689165073
I wonder how you look.

>>689165392
Us, as in, me and him. English, do you speak it?

Of course there was foreplay and he did a bunch of other kinky stuff like forcing me to deep throat him, but I'm not here to give you an erotic retelling of how I was raped for you to masturbate to. Go on literotica if that's what you want

>>689164393
do you know where you are ?

>>689165922
Nice dubs gurl

>>689165922
>>goes on /b/
>>posts rape story
>>gets mad when someone questions it
>>probably has a dick and none of that shit actually happened

>>689165922
>but I'm not here to give you an erotic retelling of how I was raped for you to masturbate to.

then you're not just a whore, but a useless one

>>689165922
hey, sorry for your rape(if it's true) hope you get over the shit that fucker made you go through and find someone deserving

>>689165831
Its not like rapists are going around telling everyone what theyve done, hence secret

>>689166131

gtfo whitenight. it ain't gonna be you.

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>>689166131
Fuck off to reddit fag

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>63 reply
>like 4 secrets

>>689166186
Do you really think you are cute enough to reject betas ?

>>689166186
>>689166201
kek, that fast huh?

>>689166131
CONGRADULATIONS YOU HAVE EARNED THE TITLE OF FIRST NICE PERSON ON /b/

used to torture my roommate's cat.
slap him around constantly, whip him with a stick, drip boiling water from the kettle on him when he slept, trap him in a box and pull his tail from the outside as he screeched in fear and pain. got to the point where whenever i entered the room he would run and try to hide somewhere i couldnt reach, so then i'd whip him with the stick from a distance.

started this from day 1 of him being bought - when he was a 3 month old kitten. once broke his leg in two places when he was only 4 months old. shit was funny as fuck. id have killed him if i thought id have got away with it.

>>689165922
Prove you don't have a dick, and we'll believe you

>>689163238
Fat self conscious cunt detected.

Show your titties landwhale.

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>>689166131
You forgot to tip your Fedora faggot.

>>689166409
>Congradulations
>Nice person
>On /b/

>>689161763
>>689163238
>>689164393
Please follow the board rules

Bored of my life, wanna smoke crack and hurt some cunts

>>689166533
>>689166409
hey man, i wish you guys a good life okay? hope we can meet sometime and play some shit :)

>>689166510
You're just encouraging him

>>689165487
yeah :/
that's part of what makes it so frightening, is that your body is betraying you.
the first time hurt really bad though, and I bled for maybe 2 days.
after the first month maybe I started to really like it and I would also cum.

>>689165911
I'm a ham whale. People tell me I'm not, but I know I am. I get sick of people's pity.

>>689166131
Thanks, but I've come to terms with the fact that I'm never going to "get over it".
I've learned to be ok with what it's made me.

>>689166642
How about I take a shit down your throat

>>689164393
Bitch please. Anyone of these guys could crack your head open. They'd mess your head up worse than your booty calling teacher.

>>689166600
Tripdubs can't lie

>>689166482
I would have killed you if I caught you, like seriously, you deserve to die painfully.

>>689165212
Post a pic man

>>689164462
<1/2>

>Be me
>Teach a particular class
>This year there were slim pickings
>One day in class 'Sarah' says this math problems is too hard for her
>I tried to help her a little, going as slowly as possible so she wouldn't finish before lunch
>Bell rings
>Tell her that she will stay inside for recess today
>She says okay, but wanted to play with her friends
>I tell her that if she finishes the problems on her worksheet I'll let her go back out to play with them
>While working on the worksheet with her she makes note that it's quiet without her classmates around
>She says it must be boring for the teachers and asked what we do for fun
>I tell her we play this little 'tickle' game either each other
>She asks how it works
>I make up some bs, tell her we play half-naked and tickle each other's privates with our privates
>she laughed
>says it sounds silly but her parents told her not to let anyone touch her private parts
>say more bs, I laugh, told her that's so strangers don't hurt you, your parents said this was okay I even played it with them a few times
>(At this point in the year I did know her parents a bit)
>She giggles and says ok how do we play?
>We take off each other's pants first

>cont..

>>689166708

What has it made you, babby?

>>689166719
you could try, but seeing as you're a little wimpy faggot that likes to talk shit on anonymous board, you wouldn't do much :D

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I'm still a virgin and have no idea wtf I'm doing

>>689166482
Fucking kill yourself you disgusting fuckbag

>>689166708
attention whore, what do you like to do?

>>689165484
Kill yourself faggot

>>689166719
Seconded.

>>689163109
That's not how it works faggot

>>689164393
This is bait lol

>>689165638
It's not. I like to type bullshit like this on the internet, my boyfriend Jamal says it's "better than my tight white ass". Gotta go clean the cum off my face now, brb.

>>689166482
you sick faggot

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>>689166835
>Babby

>>689166908
Kek

>>689164902
Read the rules you fucking idiot

>>689166911
Dubs checked

>>689166835
Thirsty fucking beta

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>>689166131
Summerfag 2k16

>>689167133

The bitches love that sweet talk, junior.

>>689167002
shove a honey badger up your arse

>>689166878
You're an autistic cunt talking shit on the internet you tumblr keyboard warrior landwhale. Whale ahoy! And stop using faces like ":D" or ":3", kill yourself.

The only time I've asked someone out was this Friday.

>>689166908
Tell her shit she wants to hear
She definitely wants to see your dick send it if you haven't already legit bro

>>689167033
Kill yourself
Also dubs

>>689166835
I kind of want to answer this, but at the same time, "how is babby formed?"

>>689167212
That's means he has to do it now, right?

>>689163238


Thank god you got raped.

The karma is right.

>>689166719
I just had gas station deviled eggs, I would really fuck up her throat if I shat down it. Probably worse than her teacher that didn't love her did.

>>689163044
Are you moot?

>>689167283
someone is ANGRY, im going to get your baby bottle, just chill little guy :)

>>689167283
Personally, I like :3. It make one seem to be a mischievous kitty.

>>689167310

It's small tho

>>689167317

You should answer.

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>>689166817
stop

>>689167369
Kek'd
Also 69
>>689167360
Yep

>>689166908
Listen to him >>689167310
Also call her filthy cunt slut, bitches love that shit

>>689167381
What kind of fucking gas station has deviled eggs? Fucking fancy ass queermo.

Where is rest of greentext???

>>689165141

A dumb bitch open this thread.

Posting a story is wasted time.

>>689167450
*Babby bottle

>>689166482
>>689166801
>>689166911
>>689167111
oh and I forgot to add my favorite method.
push his head down with my left hand, and use my fingers and nails on my right hand to squeeze and pull the skin on his back as hard as possible

he would make this high pitched screaming sound, in such agony, but because i held his head down he couldnt bite or do much

then while continuing to pull his skin and hold his head down, i would stand up and swing him around faster and faster before throwing him against the wall. i'd often end up getting bits of fur and hair in my hand (which Id punish him for later, probably with boiling water)

the moment when he'd crash into the ground, in pain, agony, and terror, and glance up at me - those few seconds where our eyes met before he scarpered under the sofa to hide - that's what i lived for. that sweet moment where we both recognize that he is powerless and i am powerful

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>>689167485
I feel you man. it's cool tho take a pic from and angle that makes it look bigger
What i do i hold the very base and take a pic from under so itsshooting up and looks fuckin massive.
5 icher here.

>>689167722
oh shit, he's gonne to corrections, am i fucked now?

>>689165922
You just need to embrace it. My side chick is messed up, but she embraces it...

Well I don't really discourage it either

Hearing her crying and saying "Harder daddy" while I can feel her cumming while I fuck her ass is kind of a turn on.

>>689166817
Don't stop

>>689167620
A shitty ass one, but it was 2 am and close to where I live. I gobbled that shit down quicker than OP gobbled her teacher's cock then cried """"""rape"""""". JK, no one believes someone would touch OP, let alone against """""her""""" will.

>>689166911
Conspiracy checked anon

>>689167781
Prepare your anus for rape.

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I've been sucking on my little sister's filthy panties, nearly every night, for over 5 years now.

Ever since pic related.

>>689167738
Good thing I stopped reading after the first sentence.

>>689167738
I'm sticking Lori Loughlin on your ass. SHE RAISED TWO TWINS IN A CROWDED HOUSEHOLD YOUY PATHETIC ASS IS DEAD.

For the record, asking for tits only ever confirms you as a beta. The only girls that comply to 'tits or gtfo' are ones that already want to show them, or really don't give a fuck at all. Real men are never going to demand tits on the internet, because they have no need or desire too. they're strong and confident enough to take what they want in real life. Betas try to fake that power on the internet by acting rude and aggressive, but it's never going to get you what you want.

>>689167781
Yes, I'm currently oiling myself in preparation

>>689167473
That's the faggiest god damn thing I've ever heard.
>>689167450
Try to justify being a tumblr landwhale however you want cunt, call me angry. At the end of the day you can't run from the truth... Or run at all tbh.

>>689167936
implying any of this is real

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>>689167975
Who the fuck is this faggot talking to?

>>689167781
That wasn't me moby dick.

>>689166817
Post 2/2 man

>>689167975
Shut up and show tits, cumslut

>>689167932

And you never fall in cancer throat or something?

Or feel sick sometimes, i mean like flu.

>>689168137

It's as real as a cock in your rectum.

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>>689167975
If you want tits, just open a new tab and google some, ya dingus!

>>689167884
Can jet fuel melt the cat torturing anons body? Let's find out!

>>689167975
For the record you need to fucking kill yourself. This is the internet if you don't want to show your tits you're probably a land mass cunt who wants to act like a real girl on the internet.

>>689168342
9/11 was an inside job

>>689167975
idk some nipple dicked beta just prattling on

OP is RIP

>>689167975
That's why it's easier to just not out yourself as a girl. If it was like "belly button or gtfo" then I would comply, but showing tits on the internet is pathetic and sad.

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>>689167673
>mfw

>>689167975
tits or gtfo.

>>689168523
Fuck OP! OP is fag anyway

>>689168137
Still an unpleasant read.

>>689161763
I loved my brothers cock inside me

>>689168589
Lmao tiny mushroom dick

Hey Op, please come back.

I love you so much and your raped vagina.

>>689168202
oh shit hes calling me a white whale

>>689168549
Please follow the board rules

>>689168374
Or just a girl who has a boyfriend or isn't pathetic enough to want to post them on 4crumble

>>689168668
The 7 magic words to make normies puke

>>689168549
tits or gtfo

>>689166801
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>>689167111
Wasted rows of ones.

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>>689167975
If this isn't a copypasta already it has to be now.

>>689168549

Op, please stop.

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>>689168589
O god o god...I didn't know dicks like this existed :'(

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>>689168549
Its anonymous you complete retard.

>>689167473
Kek

>>689168797
Oh I'm sorry, I forgot that your boyfriend would be able to recognize your average, forgettable tits.

>>689168821
Lulz

>>689161763
Well, this is hard, I can only pick between two, but both have a catch

>When I was little, I ate the shit of a dog when I was outside with my family. They had to rinse and clean my mouth at a friend's house.

My family knows this, of course. But (hopefully) nobody else.

>I have ulcerative colitis and I once had to shit so badly that I shat behind a restaurant near the train station. The station's toilets were broken, the train didn't arrive on time and the restaurant was closed. This stressed me out and I had no other choice.

Friends on the internet know this, but no one I'm really close to.

>>689168549
>ohz noez my tits are so unique everyone would instantaneously recognize them!!!

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I have never met an op that was this much of a faggot that they get dumped by their own rapist.

>>689165107
This is hilarious bullshit. You sad sack of shit.

>>689166131
Holy fuck I want you to get executed.

>>689168910
Yeah but it's still major attention whoring.

>>689166817
<2/2>

>I only have a little under half an hour
>I take off her undies and she has to take off mine
>I tell her to brush he private up against mine
>She isn't tall enough so I have to sit down in a chair
>She says it tickles
>I notice her getting wet
>I get hard
>She says woah, it grew big
>I say yeah, now it's my turn to tickle you, this is what I use
>Tell her to sit on the desk
>I prod the outside a little
>Then ease it into her
>She starts giggling then said it hurts
>Told her that it's like that the first time you play because it tickles so much
>tell her it gets better each time
>we keep going until I came
>she asks what it was
>Yell her that means I lost because I spit up my milk
>She thinks she won so she's happy
>Tell her she's the best I've ever played at the game and that we gotta play again
>Tell her not to tell anyone else because the others will get jealous and it would make me look like a loser
>In exchange we can play the game any day and if she wins I give her candy or a dollar
>She gets excited
>We play every once in a while, not too often or suspicion might arise.
>At first I could only first in my head
>now I can fit in about a half inch of my shaft


She's been the easiest one so far. Nicest one too.

>>689169102
Ha

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>>689168202
>Moby dick

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>>689167975
Fedora

>>689169043

Your story is pretty fine desu.

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Roll

>>689169043
...like you are the poop out of a dogs asshole?

>>689169311
sankyuu baka kawaii oniichan desu desu

>>689169356
No, I picked it up from the street, apparently. I was very young at that time, no older than 5.

>>689168549
TL;DR you are just another neckbeard.
Fucking die.

>>689168761
10/10 comeback fatty

>>689169219
Yeah, but its still anonymous. You can only benefit from showing your tits, and we can only benefit from it aswell.

>>689169314
Roll

>>689169088
It's not any kind of fear of recognition, it's just a privacy thing...a dignity thing, not that you'd know anything about that, fucking /b/ shitposting trap lover

>>689169314
Rooll

OP is a stupid piece of shit who never got raped.

got a married girl pregnant while fucking her in her and her husband's new house while he was at the old one packing up and working before moving down. She aborted it because the timing would be obvious it wasn't his. She immediately got pregnant with his kid as soon as she could after because of the guilt and her always wanting to be a mom and it crushing her to have to go through that process. He has no idea about any of this.

>>689167738
Dude, I've done some bad stuff too. Bit three of someone's fingers off. Jumped on his head. Stuck a small blade in his arm. But you're a sick person.

>>689169480
Whew, ok that's honestly not all that embarrassing then

>>689169224


Fake and gay

>>689169486
But I just want to show you my pasty fungus-like cum-crusted belly, lads

>>689169780
If you say so, gonna suck when she goes to middle school in a year.

>>689169314
Fuck it I'm thirsty check it

While sleeping at my friends place I probably had a psychosis while drunk, and I experienced him raping me while I couldn't move.
I still believe this actually happened even though it probably didn't. When I confronted him about it he pretty much stopped talking to me.
I also had sex with a trans.

>>689169507
How does the woman benefit? A bunch of internet fags from 4chan start being nice to her? Go back to fucking your dog and making digital paintings of foxes fucking bear-dragons homo

>>689170061
She gets to see my penor?

I enjoy 9gag

>>689170061
Woah you're good

I was raped and liked it

>>689169224
how old is she?

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>believing anything written in this bread

These are always the best cringe breads

>>689169314
Roll

>>689169554
>fucking /b/ shitposting trap lover
Say whatever you want to try to justify not showing your fat, flabby, disgusting tits on /b/ while trying to go around saying you're self conscious.

>>689161763
anyone rolls dubs ill give my location and race
however i really wish i could find a wife and when im done with school just be done with this "he's so cool" shit i just want to be done with being adopted and i really want to have a home to come home to i guess, idk im drunk and venting sorry guys either way, i want to kill myself i guess trips tells me how to an hero on stream if i can? idk anymore... im really sorry i even burnt my last strips of bacon... fml :/

>>689170180
gtfo

>>689170270
8 going on 18

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>>689170333
Trips of truth

>>689170375
Bait?

>>689170333
Trips have spoken.

>>689170562
Totally

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>>689170333
Trips don't lie

>>689170710
LOL

>>689170710
STOP!!

>>689161763
I was stroking my dick while pretending sleeping in my friends closet

>>689168843
For the record, asking for tits only ever confirms you as a beta. The only girls that comply to 'tits or gtfo' are ones that already want to show them, or really don't give a fuck at all. Real men are never going to demand tits on the internet, because they have no need or desire too. they're strong and confident enough to take what they want in real life. Betas try to fake that power on the internet by acting rude and aggressive, but it's never going to get you what you want.

>>689161763
I sometimes spam because I want subscribers, that is my confession of the day
https://youtu.be/9DsaAwvoegw

>>689170710
ok scratch that
please no tits

I've honestly never told anyone about this

>Be me, 12 year old in middle school
>Friend of mine just moved into our neighborhood and we hang out often
>Has a gameboy sp charger next to the wall which is always plugged in
>I end up breaking her window and stealing the charger while said person was at school (I used to skip school often)
>Said person ended up moving away a week later after they just recently moved into the neighborhood
>Actually never saw said person again for the remainder of middle and high school
>Honestly didn't feel bad that said person left but it scared me to know that I went this far for a charger

>>689161763
I killed 3 cats as a child.
>I drowned one when I was 8
>I clogged another's windpipe with a bb at age 12
>I threw one 9 feet up and kicked its head on its way down, snapping its neck in the process. Age was 15

>>689170710
>reverse image search
>no results

Please, never show your tits on the internet.

>>689171193
Did you end up seeing her again after highschool?

I wish I was born a girl.
I'm transgender and I act happy about it, but it kills me on the inside that I will never actually be a female. I will always be a male that is acting her hardest to appear to have been born a girl.

>>689171295
Well aren't you just edgy

>>689171342
It's an OC

So i have two cousins one is male same age as me and the other is female and 3 years older then me (8/10). One time in like middle school i was sleeping at their hous because they were having a little family get together and invited me to sleep over. Middle of the night go into female cosin's room and jack off into her underware drawer while she slept like 5 feet away, then jacked off to her face and came on her pillow. Never found out about it but stole some of her underware aswell

>>689170710
Still want to see them, its our custom.

I get shemale escorts to fuck my ass because my mind convinces me that it might feel nice.
It always just feels like having a taking a shit.
Also have a cute, smart employed girlfriend who I'm probably going to end up marrying.
Good thing I come from wealth and can afford to waste the money

>>689171463
Was dumb back then. Still hate cats tho.

>>689171347
No, I didn't. My 12 year old mind quickly forgot all about this as soon as the sp started charging again though. I was never really a good kid now that I think about it though.

>when I was 4, i had sex with a baby goat, killed it and ate part of its head

>>689171745
fuckin muslim

>>689170710
Were you a ham beast at the time of your first raping, or did all that cum shot inside your unwilling young body fatten you up or what?

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>>689171745

I did 9/11

>>689171804

i'm jewish born in city of Urmum

(you guys are so fucking gullible)

>>689166482
Not a cat person...but karma doenst care...good luck

>>689171874
I'm not op and neither is the picture me

>>689171193
This is fake

>>689171295
good work anon

>>689171737
Hey man at least you charged your gba

>>689171406
D'aww cheer up, there's more to life than your gender right?
>prolly sounding like an asshole while trying to be nice

>>689172031
It's not even believable.

>>689171745
Nice

>>689172031
Woah is it actually fake, I didnt know