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What are your secrets, Anon?
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What are your secrets, Anon?
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I wanna do crack and rape someone
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>>689161635
Don't we all
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Bump faggots
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>>689161087
I want to shit...

on your face, OP.
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My eldest son is not my husband's. I'm not 100% sure about the youngest.
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>>689162270
Won't I get pink eye?
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I got a blowjob from my sister when we were wasted. Not sure if she remembers it at all. Shit was cash.
I found my wifes best friends pics of her in lingerie that was meant for her bf and beat off to them regularly.
I killed 8 enemy fighters and 1 child in afghanistan. Shit haunts me every day.
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>>689163761
>I killed 8 enemy fighters and 1 child in afghanistan. Shit haunts me every day.
So it should. You should have bagged more.
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i dont seed my torrents
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>>689164201
You fucking monster
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My girlfriend's sister (18) moved in with us and havent stoppped jerking off to the thaught of her. Shes pretty cute but has a nice tight small butt and legs.
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>>689164201
Nice bait
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>>689164375
Yeah having legs is a big plus
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>>689161087

>came incredibly close to getting the head of my dick in a young'ns mouth

>little brother and I used to fool around up in this treehouse we had at the back of our property

>have father-son fetish so I creep craigslist and dating apps for older guys that are willing to roleplay

>dry humped a young'n until I came in my pants, then I kept humping
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>>689161087
I killed my wife's cat. Strangled the thing and left him in his bed for her to find.

Said it was natural causes and buried him in the backyard.
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>>689165071
My girlfriend had a pet lamb and I killed it because I hated it
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Thread = Dead
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>>689161087
I illegally download music.
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I used my dog to get my pussy licked
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>>689166994
Pics?
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>>689166994
Did you use peanut butter or something?
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>>689167157
No dogs love the smell and taste of pussy liquid. It's natural
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>>689162411
Jill?
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>>689162411
Story pls
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>>689167286
Ever fuck a dog?
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>>689167286
Post pussy with time stamp
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>>689161087
I am happy 20+ queers were killed last night ,and I hope this is only the start of forcing them back into the closet
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>>689167465
No its a femal. Once i sitted the male dog of a friend and i tried to get his dick hard by sucking it but he always ran away.
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>>689167286
I'm just a dog, all I know is ball and good and RAPE!
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>>689167775
Had a 3some with a chick and her dog. Was hot AF.
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>>689167522
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>>689168196
Timestamp?
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>>689161087
I say im global but im actually lem
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>>689168196
I'd love the sent and taste of that pussy juice also
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>>689168196
Do you have kik?
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>>689168566
Do you have paypal?
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>>689168749
Maybe I do
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>>689168196
Face and tits?
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>>689168749
An honest whore. I like that.
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>>689168838
Send me 100 bucks and I'll do anything you want
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>>689168566
Nope
Not interessted in virtual dicks... love them in real and there are enough of them outside. Sorry :b
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>>689168982
Not me
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>>689168951
All I have is $0.42
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>>689168566
>>689168749
>>689168838
>>689168951
Today on 4chan Anon finds true love.
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>>689161087
It seven in the morning here
I pulled an all nighte of just fuking youtube like a pleb
very tied
ave a bbq wih family at 4 in the fternoon today
not allowing self to sleep
kill me
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>>689169106
The bidding starts at .42
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Married. I have the most depraved sex with another women. I dominant her until she cries and has bruises. She fucks me up the ass with a strap on. Were brutal to each other and love every fucking second of it.

Wife has no idea. I'm a bad fucking person .
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>>689169306
Did I win yet
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>>689168921
No face, bro
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>>689169209
Men are only worth what the can afford to pay
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>>689161087
at times i want to completly humiliate/facefuck somebody, but i suspect i couldn't go through with it irl. unless it's with consent. but i mean.. then it's probably not the same thing and really what girl would want to do it for free.
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>>689169239
just sleep you fucking idiot.
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>>689169600
Still gonna fap over you
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>>689169600
Damn it's I was actually making them think you were a cam whore.
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>>689169600
Wish I could b the dog licking you pussy
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>>689169600
I like the pubic hair, fucking women now are all bald it got old
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>>689169628
I respect your almost hitman-esque approach to being a prostitute.
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>>689169600
bend over and stick out dat ass for me.
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>>689169912
>>689169876
>>689169733
Maybe im going to adopt you in my cage and you all have to lick my pussy to get food
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>>689170113
Nah, I'm good, I gave up on women and fucking a long time ago
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>>689170113
Fuckin deal
More pussy to see?
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>>689169700
but my uncle is gonna be here at 2;30 to wath my disabled aunt so i cant sleep
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>>689170218
No pretty sorry gotta go to work now. Gonna have to make money for dogs food. :b
Bye b
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>>689170485
such a tease
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>>689170485
Hope you get in a car weak, remember we all hate you!
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>>689170485
I'll miss you my one true love
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This site is so dead
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I really want to kill a person, just to know how it feels. Too bad I don't live in 'murica where getting guns is easier than getting laid.
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My side fuck is a good Christian woman who is married with kids. And drinks my piss and takes my fist in her ass.
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>>689172975
>good Christian woman
I think someone lied to you
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>>689172731
You don't need a gun to kill a person, fucking pussy
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I constantly make shit up on the internet
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>>689161087
I want to fuck my adopted sister. We grew up together and are a year apart but she is a sexy ass Asian girl. She got so hot and I wanna eat her out and pound her tight Asian cunt. Pic related.
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>>689173145
yoorapeons are pussies by default ,they are getting cucked by shitskins in their own countries
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>>689173071
That's her public appearance. The fuck do I care?
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>>689173400
It's no secret she's a butterface
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>>689173145
I do if I don't want to risk getting injured or getting caught. I like to be safe (in various ways). Gets you a bump-free ride through life.
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>>689173475
I don't care, but you should probably kill yourself dyke
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>>689169635
If she likes you and you take charge you'd be surprised. I face fucked a girl that wasn't expecting it until she puked. She told me no more but she still finished me off.
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>>689173522
No she's not
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>>689173610
Dude, you are just a pussy, it's much more exciting to kill someone with a knife
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>>689164201
KEK
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>>689173716
Yes, yes she is. Take off your love googles
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>>689161087
i think i might kill myself if i do poorly on my uni exams.
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>>689173920
Because high scores are important in social condition centers ,proves you are a good brainwashed drone
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>>689174084
no, because if i fail i've wasted a shitload of money and have to repeat them or dropout.
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>>689161087
im a faggot
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>>689174247
Why is it so important to you?
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>>689174359
that's no secret
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>>689174359
You'd still fuck a chick and you know it
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>>689173807
I'm sure you have loads of experience with that, bud.
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>>689174534
No, I'm not a sick fuck that fantasists about killing people , I just watch crime shows on discovery channel
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>>689174461
well it was to me
i just realised today

... makes sense though females have never showed any interet in me in my life
i guess i should have realised sooner

better late than never i guess
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>>689174768
I don't think you are gay, I think you fell for social media's brainwashing. Don't do it ,please tell my you haven't fucked a guy yet
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>>689174364
because i worked hard for that money, and it will be gone due to my failures. Im not even 100% sure i want to keep doing my degree. I've moved 2000km from home to attend this uni, and im stuggling so much to pass. Everyone else seems to be getting high marks, while i have difficulty passing. Im not sure what to do with my life, but obtaining debt and throwing away my hard earned money is not it.
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I molested my best (female) friend while she was asleep.
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>>689174701
>discovery channel
How many of those crims get caught, btw?
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>>689174930
i might
not like i have a choice

... honestly i just give up on females completly
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>>689175059
Actually over 75% of murders go unsolved , you have good odds you'd get away with it if you are smart about it
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>>689168196
Are you fat?
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>>689173887
She's so fucking hot
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>>689175229
And you think guys are going to be better? Just give up on sex, it's what I did. But then again, I fucked chicks before
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>>689161087
Trap fap
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>>689175365
Yes hot butterface
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>>689175245
Yeah, considerinf how many people kill over emotional crap. I'd nick a hobo or something if I ever did end up doing it.
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>>689164375
Has she given any hints?
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>>689175473
Perfection
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>>689164375
Pics
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>>689175496
Use a hammer, one that's sleeping. A friend of mine ran a homeless guy over and got away with it. He did it on purpose
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i smoke synthetic cannabinoids all day
hooked like fuck this shit serious
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>>689175376
makes sense i guess
still have to quit being a pathetic wanker first

... then my dick will be for pissing and nothing else untill im dead
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>>689175554
I can't believe it's not butterface
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>>689161087
i want to be a woman
i cry sometimes knowing i'll never be pregnant
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>>689163761
You just posted this on another thread a few minutes ago... get new material
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>>689175783
Dude, chicks usually don't show intrest in men, you need to actually make the effort yourself. But if you think being gay is what you really want use fucking good condoms, and handle and put them on yourself. Lot of fags out there like to punch holes in them to trap men into relationships. With AIDS .
AIDS is the homosexual version of babytrapping
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>>689175830
Can't believe you really think that about her
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I work with some pretty hot women at my work and in my school and i think about how i would kipnap them rape and toture them and final dispose of them
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>>689175711
Fun talk. Abandoning thread. Off to watch some movie with my girl.

P.S. kys
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>>689176389
I can't believe you don't ,does she ever do anything that makes you think she might be interested?
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>>689176563
I would never kill myself, I'm a dick
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>>689176389
You are obsessed with her, and confused the actual bond you have with her with a sexual thing
She is a butterface though
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>>689161087
Used cop powers to 404 other thread after you got outed.
Still shit-posting cop troll threads.
Piss off, cop.
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>>689176614
In high school we went to a party and played truth or dare and were dared to make out. We were drunk and did it but we've never talked about that night since it happened. I fap to that night still. Such a turn on and it's what got me into her so much sexually.
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>>689176389
Those aren't even the same girl
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>>689176927
IDk how to get you down her pants dude, I never had an adopted sister before
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>>689177016
Yes it's my sister all of them are
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>>689175545

Squat often for the tightness
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>>689177415
Fuck that guy, lets brainstorm on how to get you down that butterfaces pants
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>>689177546
It's not incest if you aren't related by blood
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>>689177415
No tit pictures huh?
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>>689161635
I did your mom
https://youtu.be/9DsaAwvoegw
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>>689176927
Not even butterface, that body is horrible
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