>>689149063
steal a horse

Gay for pay, faggot.

>>689149107?
and if the horse rapes me?

>>689149276
its not like the horse would stretch it even further than it already is

>>689149063
Become an assassin.

>$100,000+ each kill
>don't get taxes taken out of your pay
>not having to have some hourly job, or some annual bullshit
>all cash, most of the time
>fun as fuck

>>689149063
search @gmail on pastebin, find email/pass lists (protip, don't try to use gmail because you wont be able to). go through said email looking for pages that person buys things from (like gift card stores), use email/pass to login to said sites, buy eGift cards, sell cards on localbitcoin for bitcoins, wash the bitcoins around a bit and sell them for paypal money.

used to do this regularly, which paid rent for a few years, kept steak on the table and paid for the two vehicles I own now.

wish I got into it just before bitcoin got big though.

good luck, OP

>>689149530
It's a business hard to get in. How do you advertise? If you live in EU where do you get gear?

>>689149063
Breed a super-muscled 8-legged horse and win the Kentucky Derby.

small time weed sellimg in my area is just people buying $50 of weed (2.5 grams where im at) then break it down to three 0.8 or so gram sacks of weed selling them for $20 each makes you $10 profit

>>689149820
>It's a business hard to get in. How do you advertise?
These are good questions. It's usually easier when you already have experience.

>If you live in EU where do you get gear?
What kind of question is this?

Different kills, different methods, different gear.
It's not all sniper rifles and katanas.

>>689149711
do you just go through the list until you find 1 that works?

>>689150949
yeah it usually doesn't take long. some days aren't fruitful, but with patience you can easily make a couple thousand a week

>>689149530
>$100,000+ each kill
You fucking wish, going rate in the usual places runs anywhere from 5-10 thousand USD, this isn't Hitman: Blood Money.

1) AWS
2) Set up online casino
3) ????
4) Profit!

>>689150998
any tips to refine the search for emails?

>>689149063
wtf this horse has 8 legs?

>>689151565
add /raw to the end of the pastebin url, take the list and dump it into a text processor that lets you omit shit. avoid gmail/yahoo/hotmail

look for .edu domains (you can change the email forwarding without them knowing for reuse), personal emails (random domains), etc.

search for websites that allow you to check pop3 email for maximum privacy and for the love of fuck use proxies/tor

>>689151059
>going rate in the usual places runs anywhere from 5-10 thousand USD
That's small fry shit. It also depends on if your employer will pay for what you need for each job. Work out a plan, clearly list what you need and why you need it, stuff like surveillance equipment, paying people off, weapon and or tools of killing, how long t's going to take, and then your personal pay, which could add up to be a lot.

After a certain point, smaller targets just aren't worth it.
You're already getting yourself fucked for killing somebody, might as well go a little bigger so you make more money.

Smaller targets, especially when its risky, just isn't worth it.

Smaller targets are better for when you're building up your name.
You really need to document how you did it, and why the way you did it was a good thing.

>>689149063

Sell your ass.

You are too dumb for anything illegal and more complicated than that, evidenced by asking here.

File: 1464064260286.jpg (19 KB, 390x356) Image search: [Google]

19 KB, 390x356

>How to advertise?


deep web faggot

>>689151992
>You are too dumb for anything illegal and more complicated than that, evidenced by asking here.
Naw, some people just prefer a more interactive method of learning.

Tactile, visual, and auditory, friend.

>>689149063
>sell butthole

>>689152121

No.

That was just another demonstration in stupidity.

Merely asking here is a bad idea and indicative of how clueless the person is as to making money.

It also shows that the person lacks IRL the resources (money, acquaintances, character) needed for such an endeavor.

>>689149986

theonlyanswer.com

1) buy a lot of panties for little girls
2) Wear them / spit on them / pee on them, whatever the fuck you want, just make them look worn
3) go to deep web
4) sell these painties to pedos
5) they will buy, no kidding, just tell they belong to your little sister or something like this.

>>689149063
Blackmail
Stalk people n get evidence of them doing fucked up shit, profit. Just don't get caught

>>689149063
Do the Pacific standards heist until you have enough money to buy a yacht

>>689152435
What's the login?

Go on /b/ everyday and say you need some change for pizza, lots of people seem to be doing it.

>>689149063
suck dick

>>689149063
Get a job

Get yourself a good looking escort. Have sex on webcam. Cut her in on the deal say 70/30 seeing as you will be paying for the internet, condoms etc.Webcam can be set that it does not broadcast to your local town. Nothing to lose.
Did it once and within 5 minutes had over a 100 viewers tipping and begging to see dick get blown.
Easiest way and you get to cash in your V card maybe that would add an extra dimension to the show. Neckbeard losing virginity?

>>689149063
Make meth sell it to people who have shit to do.

>>689153333
QUADS HAVE SPOKEN THE TRUTH

>>689149711

Can I have $2 in my paypal to prove you can easily have money with your method?
Email me here and ill link you to my paypal

[email protected]

>>689153915
no thanks FBI, get fucked

>>689153935
Im not fbi though. I want to try that method. I always get disqualified in Swagbucks surveys. 5months and still 100SB

>>689149063
Sleipnir...?

>>689154064
you're a bad liar

>>689154106

Holy shit didnt realize it..kek

>>689154147
You really think Id use 10minute mail as an FBI agent? Wow, so resourceful of me.

>>689152379
Correlation is not causation, friend.

>>689154277
you're not doing yourself much justice

>>689149063
hack someones palpal and take the money out

Honestly I would love to find out some more

>>689152379
Unless its a college student loaded with units. I dont have lunchbreaks on Mondays amd Wednesdays. 2 years left to graduate, still finding a way to make extra money.

>>689154417
Because im not an FBI agent, dude. Wth. -_-

>>689149711
I tried, all leaks are:
1- Locked
2- Requesting SMS or mail confirmation.

What do do?

>>689154659
because you are using emails with big providers like gmail etc. in other words, read it again faggot

File: not fbi.png (115 KB, 283x280) Image search: [Google]

115 KB, 283x280

>>689153915

>>689154778
Same

>>689154705
I know, can you give me an example of an non-big provider?

>>689154659
Faggot. Dont use gmail or any big company.

>>689154605
Okay. I trust you.

>>689149063

go buy a Monopoly game
grab money, get rid of other stuff

>>689154834
really?

read
>>689151710
then go fuck yourself, nicely though

>>689149063
donate blood and sperm regularly

File: gnomeKek.png (132 KB, 500x281) Image search: [Google]

132 KB, 500x281

>>689154834

Does anyone know how to pull of smaller pettier ones like Credit card skimmers or can just educate me on how those work


Yes yes i know, i'm a fucking idiot

>>689150919
>>689149530
Here's your (you)

>>689149063
gamble

>>689153202
OP do this, sounds like a plan and you can fuck all the time

>>689154845
Right. Forget it. Just looking for easy money.

>>689154884
>look for .edu domains
Just finding .edu webpages
> personal emails (random domains)
Example?

>>689149063
>get life insurance
>get your wife pregnant
>kill yourself
become reincarnated as your son

>>689149063
Well Rip i was actually enjoying this thread

>>689155694
Bump

>>689155977
Bump