Waifu claim thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Nya
Miho claimed
Hello everyone
Goodnight
Bye
>>689145826
adios
Blue robot claimed
>>689145826
Buenas noches
>Emi
ive been holding all in for so long im done you all think this is a joke just how i would expect people to act all unsympathetic monster no one deserves life we sould all die im at my breaking point i want to die we all want to die we just dont excpect it ill do it ill kill someone you want to see it my family is first my dads a big guy but with a knife i could do it kill them all then the neighbours ill show you the pics i will infact fuck it im going to do it watch me watch me ill post pics unless something happens to me and either i get uressted or shot god i feel so free its all going to be over
>>689145697
I wish. I could link you the conversation if you wanted, not like i give a flying fuck enough to put in effort to get that stuff to happen. If they ruin their own future for being a lazy cunt, they'll get what's coming to them.
Akiko claimed
>>689146023
i just feel like giving up because i have ahuge need for a gf like way stronger then usual its unfortunately for dominating women i know physically that women are weaker MOST of the time but refuse to except the facts because it hurts to much so anyone who express the this fact i lash out at anger is my defense mechanism a bad one but it works at the time i just want a women who will care for me like a mother cares for thier son just like esdeath protective and strong
>>689146147
Noticed
>>689144961
>>689145071
spookys are pornographic. i want nothing more then to see AH-6 little birds with miniguns and 2.75 rockets, ac-130s, AH-64 apaches and A-10 warthogs blowing something up.
i fucking love 90s military power. drones and the f22/f35 are boring
>Hit a personal topic that was a bit touchy to me and they were using that topic as an excuse for being lazy fucks.
should have doxed them and then had /b/ go to their house and rape them.
>>689146023
Thats becoming a new /waifu/ meme, esdeaths breakdown.
>>689145924
You mean headless blue robot
>>689146223
I fail at linking, that was meant for you Operator.
>>689146264
Claiming best girl
>>689146264
>f35
It dont even work.
I seen F22s they sound funny but there fast as shit. Drones are meh.
Autistic weeaboo claimed
ralph pootawn claimed
>>689146371
As bad as that was, I still had fun and wanted a season 2.
>Captcha is 666
Caspian Paddock claimed
>>689146748
Everyone wants a season 2........they left WAAAY too many loose ends
Unsaucable hentai claimed
>>689146947
sauce?
>claiming yume
>>689147019
no
>>689147009
Hello
>>689147009
>
>>689146862
They really did. Shame, I enjoyed it for what it was. The cgi wasn't that bad either.
>>689147009
>Mandatory
Sprite sheet claimed
4/4/4/4 claimed
stupid fucking faggot fucking claimed
Failed habbo raid claimed
>>689147419
>domination is manda-Rory
Slightly more successful habbo raid claimed
>>689147419
Yeah, I've given up hope of a season 2. Whenever I want a show to get one, it never does. I'm cursed.
>>689146365
im too tired for a witchhunt. ive been arguing on the internet all day.
>>689146568
it doesn't work and it will never work.
>hur my stealth
>hur my multirole
>hur my VTOL
the F16 slapped it around like a drunk child.
They want to replace A10s in the role of CAS with f35s. I don't fucking understand this shit the f35 isn't going to be flying low and slow dropping 20mm death of people and tanks.
They keep trying to retire the A-10 and wont contract new parts or refurbish the squadron because they don't think the A-10 is going to be useful in the future. They are worried about it getting shot down because its not modern and stealthy. But for all these wars we have been fighting against shit armys is fucking perfect.
They need to just build a new plane around an updated GAU cannon specifically for cas. The super tucano is gay as fuck and doesn't have the same ability and its a prop plane for fuck sake.
Autism Claimed
Retarded internet meme claimed
>>689147872
>new parts or refurbish
You do know we destroyed theA-10s blueprints to stop the Russians form stealing them right?
>>689147805
I've had mixed luck on shows i want. Some gets some, some don't.
>>689147753
Jesus christ Rory, was that pun necessary?
>>689147872
Oh, I don't want a witch hunt. Was just something to read if you wanted it, otherwise I'm just letting it go.
>>689148246
Yeah, I guess I havent seen too many shows that really needed a season 2. Despite having watched anime since 3rd grade, I watch it on and off so the total amount of stuff I've seen isn't too great.
>>689147019
mods
>>689147753
Am i supposed to be laughing or aroused?
>>689148246
Puns are always mandatory.
>obliga-Rory
Hah, kill me now.
What I do want is an Overlord S2.
>Momon vs Jaldabaoth HYPE
>>689148544
Both >:)
>>689148544
He is a beta fag
>>689146238
Hello Miho
>>689148436
Agreed. Like Rory said, Overlord is one of them I'd like to see get a S2.
>>689148679
Rory, please. Why. Uggggggggh.
>>689148986
Hello
>>689148679
Puns.
>>689148228
nah man fairchild just went out of business. The Plans would be the property of a jewish company called Elbit systems now. But you really think we couldn't make more or make modern versions of them ? we just need Northrop to make a CAS plane build around a GAU 8
>>689148745
excellent. i love snorting milk on my dick when jerking off
>>689148854
>uses 4chan
>claims a waifu
You think i don't know that?
>>689148679
>obliga-rory
Keep going, i fucking dare you
>>689148246
its probably best to let it go, i just ignore people and things and i am usually pretty happy.
My Potato !!
>>689149371
So history channel was wrong?
>>689149432
Right over your head.
>>689149488
Oh, I'm pretty happy. One of those upbeat go-get em kinda people! Doesn't mean an amount of idiocy equal to an entire ghetto can't tick me off a bit.
>>689149715
>history channel
You mean that channel that hosts gems like ancient aliens?
I'm sure they'd never misrepresent information...........
claimed
>>689149943
>ancient aliens
They do that for views
clmd
>>689150121
Yup. And it's made me -serious- dubious of them as a source of information.
That, and as i understand it they get facts wrong fairly routinely.
Bummer too, because it used to be one of the few channels i could watch and find interesting. Now i'm too bothered wondering what they've got wrong.
>>689150363
You need to watch H2 and H3 for the good stuff the history channel is shit.
claiming Crimson Demon.
Question for people that play Overwatch
Is it worth the money?
And how well do you run it?
>>689149954
sanders senpai will never notice you, give up while you have the chance.
>>689149943
b- but i believe in aliens.
>>689149715
i don't have a sense of humor don't laugh at me
>>689150848
>is it worth the money
I think it's worth it, maybe not the extra load with the skins though. I don't really like the skins you get.
>how well do you run it
If you're asking what I think you mean, my computer runs it well. I've had no issues with it so far.
>>689150678
Ehh it's fine. I don't watch tv anymore. It ran out of things that i liked, sadly.
Now it's all internets and books for my entertainment.
>>689150848
Runs quite well. For whatever reason, it makes your PC pump out quite a lot of heat i thinks, but it runs quite nicely.
It's fun, and it's good if you have people to play with.
By yourself? I don't know that it'd be as good, but that's up to you.
I don't recommend the origins edition. Unless you really like those skins, anyways.
>>689151021
Go ahead. Just don't believe they've been messing with humans.
>>689147203
>>689147371
Hoi how are you doing?
>>689147419
>Mandatory
You misspelled necessary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Fdqe6bYHDQ
>>689149013
>>689149320
>>689149432
But my puns all have to end the same. Are they satisfactRory?
>what am I doing
>its so hard to find new words
>>689151021
Its ok.
>>689151320
Same i have a tv in my room and it aint even plugged in.
>>689151401
Kind of meh.
Back from work
>>689151173
Hmm.
Thanks for that, is your computer stronk? Or is it just average?
I play on a laptop and I don't want to drop like $70+ and it runs like aids.
>>689151320
How beefy is your computer? And what settings do you play on?
I appreciate the replies, I've been thinking about picking it up for a while now.
>>689151700
Sup Mugen.
>>689151528
Why that?
>>689152003
Im broke as fuck
>>689151401
Im slowly killing the thread with bad Rory puns.
>I guess this place is a good deposit-Rory
>>689151908
My laptop runs it fine, but I have a Nvidia 720M, 8GB RAM and an i7.
>>689151908
My computer is a bit stronger than average. You should be able to look it up online to see if you'll be able to run it, someone did it in this thread before. It might of been Mugi that did that.
>>689151700
Yo
Claimed.
D.Va
>>689151909
Yo, how goes it?
>>689152200
ayyy miooooo
>>689150848
Depends
If you play alone it is really not that fun
It can get frustrating to play with people who obviously don't know what they're doing, are unskilled, or are trolling on purpose
>lol it's just a gaam chill XDD
I wanna strangle these kind of people with their own intestines
If you have friends however, it's one of the most fun games out there right now
You can coordinate funny and crazy strats and pull off some nice combos
Very enjoyable, great times
If you intend on buying it I wouldn't wait too long
Since it's multiplayer-only it's doomed from the start. This kind of game never survives very long because it lives on it's playerbase. And for a game that costs 40 bucks that playerbase won't sustain itself very long. tf2 survived this long because it's free to play
>>689151479
Your puns are unrorythy.
Stop them this instant.
>>689151528
Yup. Even things i use to enjoy, like comedy central and similar stuffs has way too much political horsefuckery in it for me to not want to bash my head in.
Like the Daily Show's new host. Uhg.
Maybe it's just that i'm more aware of it now. I don't know.
>>689151908
Not overly. I'm running it on medium, which is 2/5, low medium high ultra epic.
As for my Pc, it's not super good anymore. Been years and years since i upgraded it.
3.2Ghz x 4
AMD HD 6800 series.
8gb ram.
not using an ssd
>>689152106
Did you try to not be broke?
Bad jokes aside any plans to fix it?
>>689152168
>meh/10
>>689152200
>My computer is a bit stronger than average.
Specs or suck your potato
>>689152429
tf2 wasn't always f2p. Was around for a long time that way too.
>>689152466
You're initialising a retaliatRory strike?
>>689152547
As I said, bad puns.
>>689152340
How's it going?
>>689152547
I don't even know my specs, I'll get them in a few minutes.
>>689152671
Whoops forgot picture
>>689152466
I just find tv over all to be shit now.
>>689152547
Hide my shit from the repo man. I'm trying. May sell my tool boxes.
>>689152168
This has an i5 820m
It can play games well, I just pirate most of my shit, so I don't really mind if it doesn't run well.
It probably will be fine, I just want to make sure.
>>689152200
Maybe, but last time I done that it said I couldn't run CSGO on lowest settings.
Really don't know what was up with that.
>>689152429
>Das alotta text
I have a friend that plays, but he lives in indonesia, and when we play TF2 together our ping was absolute shithouse. I guess I could join you lads, maybe.
Oh well, if I dump money on it and it's a waste who cares.
It's only money.
>>689152644
I was trying to inflict pain. I think it only worked on me.
>>689152760
Yup. I agree. Bad part about that is now i have trouble socializing when people bring up TV shows, and i was always bad at that. Now it's just worse.
>>689152598
im getting some mixed messages, so im gonna say you are doing alright?
>>689152429
Tf2 also has a way, WAY higher skill ceiling than overwatch so that keeps people in.
>>689152671
Its going ok i guess. Just at a wierd spot. What about you?
>>689152847
Huh. I'll try to get my specs and tell you them at some point and see if you can run it.
>it's only money
don't say that
>>689152990
A weird spot? I'm okay, hopefully about to play some Overwatch before getting something to eat.
>>689152429
>tf2 survived this long because it's free to play
It wasn't originally.
TF2 survived because it went free to play later and included updates.
So long as Overwatch updates once in a while, it will have a playerbase.
>>689152275
>No replies
Applying noose.
>>689152791
>>689152847
>I5
>820m
>it can play games well
Jesus christ, i haev an 840m and I7 and most games run like shit for me. i dunno how you manage it on your games
>>689152429
TF2 only sustained at first because of Valve and fans of the original mod.
>>689151700
o shit waddup?
>>689152847
>Das alotta text
My personal experience
Ping seems to be kept in check. Even the amerifags don't experience much lag on the euroservers
>It's only money.
That's the spirit!
You'll be a scrub and a deadweight but at least we can command you to be our healslut
>>689152275
>>689153222
Hello Yui! I may have forgotten to say hi
>>689152940
I just tell them i dont watch tv. Also i need to download Myth Busters cause thats the shit.
>>689153328
Nyan
>>689152644
pls staph
>>689152671
What a fgt
>>689152760
Atleast you got an idea
how about seeling your body/getting a job?
>>689153328
>>689153406
>>689153438
>>689153407
Been looking for a job the last 6 months. No one wants to fuck me....
>>689152990
Well enough, an average night with a tad of tension to spice it up I'll say!
>>689153388
>Check'd.
How are you beautiful?
>>689153497
Meow.
>>689153108
Just having depression problems is all, not really worth talking about.
Is everyone else on? or are you going solo?
>>689153222
See you on the otherside friendo
>>689153342
>o shit whaddup
My skype picture is still dat boi. No shame
>>689153532
id hit it
>>689153406
>>689153497
>>689153587
Forgot pic.
>>689152940
Im a cook. I live off horrible puns.
>Im very indiscriminatRory
>>689153407
I will never stop!
You're being very prohibitRory
>>689153497
Kitty!
>>689153406
Thats a neat neko
>>689153532
>Been looking for a job the last 6 months.
Thats fucked up I don't know how hard it is to get a job in murica
>No one wants to fuck me....
Not even fat ugly 50y+ old man?
>>689153604
>>689153631
>>689153682
>>689153584
I am a fan of spicy nights
>>689153407
Yume pls
>>689153587
>>689153632
I'm good, hopefully about to play some Overwatch with people and then get something to eat.
>>689153616
Oh well I hope you're feeling better soon. I played some solo matches earlier, and it was horrible. So far it's me and Yume sat in the menu screen.
>>689153760
You should post that more often.
>>689153760
>>689153837
>>689153921
>>689153760
>>689153837
>>689153921
>
>>689153682
Uhg. UHG.
We cats now?
>>689153829
Everyone has Overwatch but me.
Guess I'll just sit here playing Hearthstone.
>>689153833
Is Nadia worth the watch? I got recommended for it for a while but I'm not sure I will like it.
>>689153616
Thanks.
>>689153697
I got black listed on security jobs. Cant even get U-haul to hire me. Really the only thing i got is Uber.
>>689153631
>>689153697
>
>>689153837
i wont.
>>689153985
>>689154028
Yes.
>>689153985
>>689153990
>>689153616
>giving away skype icon
prepar 2 be doxed m8 i can hak u rite now
kagami claimed!!
>>689154047
How are you also? I forgot to ask. Is your computer not able to run it, or do you just not have the money? I didn't enjoy Hearthstone when I played it, it seemed meh
>>689154124
What if you can haz cheeseburger?
>>689154047
I don't have OW and don't feel like playing HS. Guess I will just sit here preaching my autism.
its worth the watch,love the series
>>689154124
Caturday is over but the cats carry on. It's a good day.
>>689154028
I will put the puns into purgatRory for now because kitties.
>>689154269
Doing alright I suppose, just had breakfast now I'll be here for the rest of my day.
And my computer isn't able to run it, so low end games, like Hearthstone, is all I can play.
>>689154250
Hiya Kagami, how are you?
>>689153829
Oh gotcha, i might sneak in after i eat. depends on if anyone will still be on
>>689154194
I dont think you understand. The moment dat boi became my icon my life was already over. Do your worst.
>>689154124
>>689154370
>>689154338
Oh well I assumed you would say that claiming her. I heard it has some bad filler though.
>>689154250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTgFtxHhCQ0
>>689154480
Mugen get the fuck in Discord hilarious shit is going down
>>689154448
What did you have? Oh I see, I used to have a bad computer but I decided finally to get a better one after so long.
>>689154480
Hopefully we are, and hopefully my internet gets a hold of it's self. I'm missing out now
I may have done a bad...
I mixed rum and pear cider.
How fucked am I?
>>689154735
i didn't even know you guys had a discord
>jenny
