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Ask a Satanist and devil worshipper anything. > NO fucking
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Ask a Satanist and devil worshipper anything.

> NO fucking christians or atheist trolls allowed

>pic related it's me while i do a cerimony in the name of the Devil by drinking goat blood
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Do you pee sitting down?
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When you are dumb enough to think Satanism has anything to do with Devil Worship. Literally kys. Wasted breath.
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The power of Christ compells you!
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What are you guys all about?
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what's a satanist or devil worshipper?
Whats a goat and why do you drink its blood.
What's blood.
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>>689145605
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>Being this ignorant

No words can describe the futility of this
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Why are you such a faggot?
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What's it like being 14? I spent so much of my teenage years getting drunk and fucking with sluts I honestly don't remember.
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Why the shitty haircut?
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>>689145605
post a new pic with timestamp, I saw that one like last week
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>>689145605
I will pray that the love of our lord and savior Jesus Christ shines upon you, you poor, troubled boy.
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Excited for high school in the fall, OP?
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>>689145605
man skrillex got fat and gay looking since deadmau5 showed up
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> NO fucking christians or atheist trolls allowed
newfag
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>>689146071
You are such an alpha chad
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>>689146035
ok
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What's it like being 14? I spent so much of my teenage years getting drunk and fucking with sluts I don't remember ever being so edgy.
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>>689146079
>I saw that one like last week
Did you mean last decade
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>>689145605
HOLY SHIT WILL YOU FUCKING DYE YOUR EYEBROWS ALREADY FUCK JUST USE THE LEFTOVER HAIR DYE YOU FAGGOT
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TITS OR GTFO!
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>>689146204
lol
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>>689145605
Why does you existing matter to everyone around you.
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satanists and devil worshipers are different things
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>>689145605
You're going to burn in Hell you satanist faggot.
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>>689146284
KEK hard
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>>689145605
I love that you have nothing better to do than to post this pathetic shit every single night.

kill yourself and while you're in hell tell your mom I said hi
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>>689145605
Why is Satan such a big fucking pussy?
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You on LeVay's payroll?
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>>689145605
where did you get that cup?
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Uea tits or gtfo titty boii :^)
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Nobody cares you edgy little fag

Roll
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Can someone please ban this annoying giant fucking faggot holy shit
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How much do you love Asriel?
Would you drink his cum?
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>>689146284
This so much!
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>>689145605
Why are you having a satanic ceremony in you apartment.
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>>689145605
new fag go to bed
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>>689145605
Not a true satanist. Just edge lord 5000. Try not to cut yourself on the fucking edge.
>gettin out b4 more summer fags file in.
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>>689146512
rollin
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Why do you believe in shit that doesn't exist?
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another comfy thread to shitpost in!
>WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>689146687
this
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>>689145605
Why are you so gay?
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TITS OUT BITCH!
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>>689146512
Roll
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>>689146148
>...Anonymous
>06/12/16(Sun)04:31:36 No.689146168
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I used to be.
Don't worry, im a fat alcoholic loser now.
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>>689145605
what is love?
baby dont hurt me?
dont hurt me?
no more?
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Tits or GTFO. Check em
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>>689145605
That pic is pretty much what I expected.
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OP is a faggot, doesnt reply to anyones comments.
>no christians or athiest trolls allowed
go back to tumblr
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>>689146941
OOooooo. Yer
What is love...
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>>689145605
Oh goodie an edgy faggot that believes in sky faries and is trying to win favor from dirt devils.

So progressive. Cast of your gods and demons and join the ranks of normal people
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Tits out hoe
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On a scale from 0 / Elliot rodger, how much of an edgelord are you?
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>>689145605
Wew lad
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>>689147146
ooooooooooo wow got him :^)
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>>689145605
LOL ok so why are you still calling our one and only god Satan instead of Lucifer?

are you some kind of retarded faggot? judging by your haircut you are.
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I don't get why you don't try to find Jesus. You guys are whats wrong with the world

>pic related
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>>689147361
also, stop invoking something by drinking the blood of a kid when you clearly cannot understand yourself.

if you understood lucifer or satan you would understand yourself AKA why do you have half of a haircut like nigga does your arm not reach your entire head?

yeah fuck off you total bitch never return.
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>>689145605
This has to be the dumbest shit on /b/ at the moment
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What do you think of "Emos"?
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>>689147481
YOu literally got that pic from a cock thread
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>>689145605
stop trying too hard

topkek, dubs get!
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hail.
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hisssss
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>>689147714
He r one
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>>689147732
It's the purest picture I could find
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>>689147714
I think emos are pretty funny.

Not OP. But if you wanna kill yourself over highschool faggots then sure go ahead.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/304857

This is Emo.

heuheheuhuehue
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>>689145605
satanist == christian
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>>689146892
Tell us what went wrong? This is now a feels thread.
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>>689147966
the only feels he has are heart burn.
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Timestamp or fuck off faggot
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This is the face of a tortured soul after years of christian brainwashing.

I have now awoken from the false reality instilled by the Christian bible and found the truth in Atheism
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>>689145605
Is it a requirement to look like a god damn faggot, or did you do it willingly?
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>>689145605
Okay.
How does it feel to know you are pathetic?
How does it feel to be a 35~ year old virgin?
How does it feel to know that there are men out there more sinister and dark than you will ever be, that is actually getting pussy and having a nice life?

Also, Did you smoke crack when you cut your own hair?
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Haha, what a pitifully ugly freak "How can I offset the fact that I'm middle aged, balding, and stuck in a dead end job?"

Answer - pathetically try to be 'different'.
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>>689146204
This
so much this
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>>689145605
so how long have you been sitting down to pee?
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Congratz! you are doing a great job in Penny Dreadful as the creature
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>>689145605
Is this behaviour a by-product of your homosexuality, or are the two unrelated?
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>>689145775
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>>689145605
Nice pasta, faggot.
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>>689145605

Would you kill for fun?
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>>689145605
Stale pasta
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>>689151312
At least this way, you know you are getting pre-tested pasta!
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>>689145605
Where'd you get those piercings?
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